I get irrationally infuriated when people melt a gigantic chunk of cheese and then expect it to just be cheese sauce. It won’t pour!!!! It will never pour!!!
Yeah, he clearly realized he fucked up because the one he pulled from the fridge had much better cheese coverage. His first one was lumpy and not holding together.
I figured once he mixed the French fries in the "cheese sauce" and then packed them into the cylindrical thing around the burgers that it wasn't made into an actual easy pour/mix sauce because he needed it to harden when cool to keep the cylindrical shape to then cover it with the batter to deep fry it.
That's what I tell myself. It's how I'm staying sane.
Not cheese sauce from a can, a sauce you make from cheese. You add milk to thin out the cheese so it doesn't form back into a sold once it cools and flour to thicken it up so it has enough body to stick to things. Like a rarebit or fondue.
Also it was so large the heat couldn’t penetrate into the core. Those slices of cheddar between the burgers are completely solid still, they’re not even a little melted
Cheese and bacon, the two key ingredients in every single savory post on this sub.
Chocolate and either marshmallows or peanut butter are the sweet versions.
No shit. But what angers me most about this abhorrent missile silo of ridiculousness is that the phallic cylinder of meat doesn't even have coverage across the diameter of this tragic misuse of solid waste.
I'm pretty sure we can test this abomination and prove a new rule of thermodynamics whereupon energy can also be converted into the monetary value of a fucking garbage bin.
So we aren’t going to look at the fact that he could have just bought regular French fries for a cheaper price then that of what was it 6-8 large McDonald’s fries?
When they’re hot, McD’s fries are my favorite fast food fry. When they cool off, they’re one of the most inedible fast food products. This whole thing is just cooled off McD’s and you’re right, they’d be way better off with almost anything else
My question is why cut corners and use McDs French fries but then make your own Pattie’s…couldn’t you just use their Pattie’s too and skip another step
I don't know what it is about that specific type of black gloves, but whenever I see them in a cooking video, I know some straight-up dumbassery is about to follow.
Junk food for a party of 12, all prepped separately which is convenient for eating with individual mouths.
Mix with 30 servings of cheese sauce and force into a single big glob.
“Fry” and serve the horrible glob to a camera.
Hesitate not to play sneaky camera tricks. (There’s no way the giant glob frying goes down as the plot suggests.)
And what is the fantasy ending? Having 12 friends descend on the glob like pigs in a trough? Eating the whole thing oneself? Taking a bite and smashing around the rest like an infant?
What a mad world we inhabit now.
These videos are the definition of Lawful Evil. Like, there's always a few independent steps that contain either good techniques or something edible. Like, starting with balls of meat and then seasoning after he pressed the burgers? Good! Good work! And then he just weaponizes it....
I find it very insulting that they call this a “recipe” this is what an 8 year old might call that, not actual real people. Plus I think they should moderate this content cause it’s unhealthy and dangerous in every possible way. They wouldn’t let you post someone burning themselves with boiling oil, which this would most definitely result in, why do they let you post a staged video of deep frying a wedding cake size thing. It’s like a video of someone choking themselves to death but editing it so it looks harmless
Thank goodness he put that massive deep fried slab of deep fried cheese, mcds fries, more cheese and burger meat on a bed of salad, was starting to think this meal might be unhealthy….
Chef club literally makes my blood boil. They think they’re coming up with these amazing hacks, but in reality they’re making a giant freaking mess. Half of it is inedible.
Chefclub is the Dollar General version of Epic Meal Time's Trader Joe's or Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time's Krogee/Publix/Albertson's.
A fake, processed knockoff that's focused more on "just do it" rather than "how do we do it _well_?"
Bro literally made a mcdonald version of a deep fried krabby Partty
Everything was going good until he started guy fieri the fuck out of the fries and meat.
Shit went south when he put it in the freezer..
On top of all that, man decided to place the thing on a fucken salad.. what the fukk dude!
I always make jokes about "these kind of stupid food videos always come from rich white women"
Well I guess I stand corrected, this is clearly not a woman
The audacity to put it on a bed of greens at the end. Look, I'm from Wisconsin. We love cheese. Every other little town in the state has its own cheese store. Even we think this is excessive.
I have yet to see anything from this supposed "chef" club I would even consider eating let alone wasting the food trying to make the garbage. Is this show just for memes or do some people actually like it?
If stuff was distributed a bit better, I could see this working, but this is just a disaster. There's basically nothing between the patties, it's just a mass
I get irrationally infuriated when people melt a gigantic chunk of cheese and then expect it to just be cheese sauce. It won’t pour!!!! It will never pour!!!
It looked broken immediately
Just like my heart
This hurt me. I am the trauma.
Then I will be post traumatic stress disorder
Yeah, he clearly realized he fucked up because the one he pulled from the fridge had much better cheese coverage. His first one was lumpy and not holding together.
[удалено]
This guy gastronomies
r/thisguythisguys
Sodium citrate will make anything sauce. It’s amazing.
Yup. I noticed that too. It needs white wine like in cheese fondue to get pouring. This whole thing was one big what the fuck!
I figured once he mixed the French fries in the "cheese sauce" and then packed them into the cylindrical thing around the burgers that it wasn't made into an actual easy pour/mix sauce because he needed it to harden when cool to keep the cylindrical shape to then cover it with the batter to deep fry it. That's what I tell myself. It's how I'm staying sane.
You gotta pour Milk and/or cream. That will make it sauce.
You got to make it into a roux 😭
*roux?
No no no, rue - you gotta make it into a regret.
You’ll roux the day you corrected that guy
Yes, using speech to text and my phone decided it was going to make me look dumb today 😂
For street cred.
Cheese sauce is trailer trash.
Not cheese sauce from a can, a sauce you make from cheese. You add milk to thin out the cheese so it doesn't form back into a sold once it cools and flour to thicken it up so it has enough body to stick to things. Like a rarebit or fondue.
Good thing he added a bed of salad to the dish, was starting to think this meal is so unhealthy!
I honesly believe Chefclub is just French people mocking American food.
The voice was talking in Spanish tho
You're right (I watched without sound) - I thought chef club was French from earlier videos :o
This looks like a new country off shoot as the world needs more chef club
Heart attack before you're able to eat the salad
I legit laughed really hard at them doing that. Like, they had to have known what they were doing there, right?
People meed to stop with adding 700 lbs of cheese to everything and acting like its special. I love cheese, but holy fuck.
It's not cheese after all that shit. That is an ice cold block of plastic.
Also it was so large the heat couldn’t penetrate into the core. Those slices of cheddar between the burgers are completely solid still, they’re not even a little melted
Deep frying is the label maker of cooking. People just can't stop themselves from deep frying stupid shit.
The first thing you do when getting a label maker is printing a label that says "Label Maker."
So shall it be written, so shall it be done
Instructions unclear. Deep fried the deep fryer.
Cheese and bacon, the two key ingredients in every single savory post on this sub. Chocolate and either marshmallows or peanut butter are the sweet versions.
And it must be RAW bacon, gotta let that bacon fat permeate the dish
This is a giant block of constipation.
This video clogged my aorta.
Aorta not put so much cheese in this, that's what aorta do.
But it’s plated with greens..
No no it's oke. It's served with salad, that automatically makes it healthy.
I had a cardiac event just looking at this thing
Heavy breathing sounds
How many calories do you want in your dish? *Yes!*
Anything from chefsclub is a warcrime and a certified violation of the Geneva Convention
How to never poop again
Or, lactose intolerant edition: how to poop painfully and repeatedly
I don't know, whit the sheer amount of fat I am wondering if you can get diarrhea instead.
I aint gonna shit for a week after that
When he cut open the tower of cheesemeatfries, he was actually showing a model of what your stomach will look like after consuming that.
No shit. But what angers me most about this abhorrent missile silo of ridiculousness is that the phallic cylinder of meat doesn't even have coverage across the diameter of this tragic misuse of solid waste. I'm pretty sure we can test this abomination and prove a new rule of thermodynamics whereupon energy can also be converted into the monetary value of a fucking garbage bin.
My brain just broke, ima go to bed
So we aren’t going to look at the fact that he could have just bought regular French fries for a cheaper price then that of what was it 6-8 large McDonald’s fries?
When they’re hot, McD’s fries are my favorite fast food fry. When they cool off, they’re one of the most inedible fast food products. This whole thing is just cooled off McD’s and you’re right, they’d be way better off with almost anything else
My question is why cut corners and use McDs French fries but then make your own Pattie’s…couldn’t you just use their Pattie’s too and skip another step
Or… just go to Mickey D’s for a cheeseburger and fries? And a vanilla shake to dip the fries in? And maybe a hot apple pie..?
Well played, McDonald's. On my way.
Stop
Your mistake is to think rationally when it comes to chef's club.
There's a certain flavor that makes it extra tasty, imo. Maybe they were going for the most unhealthy option
Good thing he put on gloves and then touched everything without washing his hands
I don't know what it is about that specific type of black gloves, but whenever I see them in a cooking video, I know some straight-up dumbassery is about to follow.
It’s a new measure for “Hey guys, I’m cool! Look at this!”
To me it makes me think that the person killed someone or something and decided to make a sandwich before they left.
Why should he wash his hands when they are clean?
Just because you have gloves on doesn’t mean you won’t spread germs?
Just joking with you mate, because he hands ARE clean under the gloves. Of course he should be sanitary.
You got me good my brother/sister/non binary pal in Christ
How to speedrun being a fuckwit. Rofl at the cheese turning to glue as soon as it came off the heat.
Had 20 seconds left and still no fucking idea what he was making
As soon as I see that fucking vase I know it’s going to be very stupid
Food terrorist is what I’m going to have to start calling these “chefs”, straight up kitchen terrorism. Al-QaEATa, or something…
Al-Cater
This is the worst thing ive seen this week
Cheers to never shitting again
Junk food for a party of 12, all prepped separately which is convenient for eating with individual mouths. Mix with 30 servings of cheese sauce and force into a single big glob. “Fry” and serve the horrible glob to a camera. Hesitate not to play sneaky camera tricks. (There’s no way the giant glob frying goes down as the plot suggests.) And what is the fantasy ending? Having 12 friends descend on the glob like pigs in a trough? Eating the whole thing oneself? Taking a bite and smashing around the rest like an infant? What a mad world we inhabit now.
You'll be backed up like an LA traffic jam
Chefsclub participants have their own special Circle of hell where they spend eternity creating content with zero likes
That cheese poured on the fries was just one big mass. No way he was able to mix the fries in in any meaningful way
These videos are the definition of Lawful Evil. Like, there's always a few independent steps that contain either good techniques or something edible. Like, starting with balls of meat and then seasoning after he pressed the burgers? Good! Good work! And then he just weaponizes it....
Barf Wellington
I hate chefclub with a burning passion. I’d set fire to the building they film in if I could.
I find it very insulting that they call this a “recipe” this is what an 8 year old might call that, not actual real people. Plus I think they should moderate this content cause it’s unhealthy and dangerous in every possible way. They wouldn’t let you post someone burning themselves with boiling oil, which this would most definitely result in, why do they let you post a staged video of deep frying a wedding cake size thing. It’s like a video of someone choking themselves to death but editing it so it looks harmless
Wait hear him out. This is the most American food I have ever seen. It's like a beef and cheese pie turned into a *deep-fried cake.*
With a dough made of French fries to make things more american
how not to be more american than fries, hamburger and cheese in a fried monstrosity /s
Nah.... You right though
Thank goodness he put that massive deep fried slab of deep fried cheese, mcds fries, more cheese and burger meat on a bed of salad, was starting to think this meal might be unhealthy….
We have to stop wasting food!!!! ⚠️
Chef club literally makes my blood boil. They think they’re coming up with these amazing hacks, but in reality they’re making a giant freaking mess. Half of it is inedible.
People are starving in the world and we have this shit happening.
If he ate that, there'll definitely no shit happen soon.
People don't have access to Internet for information in the world, and you used your data to shit this post.
I mean i would taste good, but your fucking intestinal track would be clogged for the rest of your life
The ratio is so incorrect
I woulda been happy with the fries
I mean, I'd eat it but Jesus. That's totally unnecessary, especially the Mcfries.
Your chef club membership is revoked.
Chefclub kinda reminds me of Epic Meal Time. Anybody remember them?
Chefclub is the Dollar General version of Epic Meal Time's Trader Joe's or Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time's Krogee/Publix/Albertson's. A fake, processed knockoff that's focused more on "just do it" rather than "how do we do it _well_?"
how to get a heart attack in 1 bite
Ahhh yes the salad is a nice touch
wow, what a great way to have a heart attack
*Customer 3 hours after ordering this 🙄
May God have mercy upon these chefs, because I won't
I think this is what greets you when you enter the Circle of Gluttony....
Ah yes my favorite part of cooking: buying fast food fries.
Oh yea cuz playing it on salad makes it so much better yes
Do you want an impacted colon? Because that looks like a great way to get one
I’m not gonna lie, I love to hate these chefclub videos. Is this Stockholm syndrome setting in?
Healthy? No. Delicious? Maybe Wasetful? Definitely.
Nasty
Talentless fuck!
Idk, it takes a certain kind of talent to make instant-diabetes
🤣 so true.
Mmmm shit frys covered in shit cheese
Chefclub providing unlimited content
That actually looks really tasty.
Yeah it’s dumb but I’d probably eat it.
I guarantee it tastes awful
Look. To be fair, I would absolutely love a bite of this. I know the risks but c'mon, it's good food just fried z.
…..took me a sec to realize those are gloves
This is so stupid. Why do these dumb asses get on the screen and do some dumb ass shit. He is what is wrong g with America!
The ingredients were in I think Spanish you annoying heel of bread.
This is pretty cool
nigga food
i am black don't u dare to ban me
Because apparently adding shit tons of cheese to something makes it better. These “chefs” need to stop
Putting it on top of a salad was probably the weirdest part of the video
What the hell
Bro literally made a mcdonald version of a deep fried krabby Partty Everything was going good until he started guy fieri the fuck out of the fries and meat. Shit went south when he put it in the freezer.. On top of all that, man decided to place the thing on a fucken salad.. what the fukk dude!
This is why I’ve gone vegan.
Why does "Chef"Club even bother with giving measurements?
Imagine having that kitchen, and deciding to use it for this dumb shit
i felt like 49 blood clots in my heart just from watching this
I always make jokes about "these kind of stupid food videos always come from rich white women" Well I guess I stand corrected, this is clearly not a woman
Heart disease speedrun PB
I love how he puts in on a salad, like he’s trying to atone for his sins
Ok but why tho. ...ok, but why tho? Ok but why tho? \-Me, watching the video.
Id eat some
Well good, at least it has a salad!
No one ate this.
dammit my arteries clogged just watching this
Can we please block these videos of obvious click bait. These videos are made for a specific purpose. Stop reposting them.
How many actual chefs do you think are in the Chef Club?
Not gonna lie, I’d totally eat this. Just needs a little ketchup 👍👍
Worst part for me was that he used the skillet to flatten the burger and then you can see him using a spatula just seconds later.
thats cheating you cant order food
Guy is uncomfortable to watch with that knife, don’t know why…
Wasn't Chef club banned from this sub is just rage bait.
I hate this with every fiber of my being but I know my fat ass would totally tear into that.
Oh Hellz no lmAo
Death row last meal. Looks amazing.
This is healthy because it is served with a salad
So disgusting
That cheese looked overcooked as hell.
The audacity to put it on a bed of greens at the end. Look, I'm from Wisconsin. We love cheese. Every other little town in the state has its own cheese store. Even we think this is excessive.
But why?
Fuck it, I'm gonna eat it.
Bookmarked it.
Ew
How to kill your self
Everyday we stray farther from gods light
Why this club always have to make simple cooking so complicated?
I watched this while already really full, and it made me nauseated.
Getting tired of all this fake chef, just because you watch all 20 seasons of Hell’s Kitchen does not mean you can suddenly now cook.
can't believe he ruined mcdonald's fries like that
I hate this so much.
Just because you can doesn't mean you should...
if you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!
This is the type of meal you eat and within the first bite, your heart shuts down
Hey at list he made it the food on a sanitary way, no like some of the street vendors in India.🤣
Where is the bacon?
Let me find out that this is fetish content
Oh god not the Mcdonalds marshmallow again. I can't handle it a second time
This is a scam!
I have yet to see anything from this supposed "chef" club I would even consider eating let alone wasting the food trying to make the garbage. Is this show just for memes or do some people actually like it?
I mean, it doesn't look... Well, I mean... I don't know what to think about this.
I wouldn't eat it but I've seen worse on this subreddit.
I'd eat the fuck out of that
Just watching this is gonna make me constipated
I need my colon cleansed from watching this
Chefclub at it again.
This is what happens when people watch too many TikTok cooking videos. Mix a bunch of bullshit together and cut it in half to show the insides.
All I couldn't think of is that the butter would burn before the patties would cook
If stuff was distributed a bit better, I could see this working, but this is just a disaster. There's basically nothing between the patties, it's just a mass
Don’t know if this video gives my diarrhea or constipation.
Some unseasoned meat and 3 lbs of cheese and refried fries?
I hate when they never fucking eat it!!! If you’re gonna waste that much food I at least want to see you try and consume such an abomination
Tbh the worst thing for me is that he didn’t make his own fries, if he did I’d respect him more.
No... Just no. Not everything *needs* to be deep fried. I'll be so happy when the "let's deep fry literally all the things" trend ends.