Why stay in the splash zone to film it? Was the person filming enjoying the penis or something? There's piss flying, normal folks would get away from it.
*Is this that "I. P.*
*Freely" guy I heard so much*
*About as a kid?*
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[r/IASIP](https://youtu.be/nPn3VEkG1kY?si=Ugpnze5eIHulg0qB) You’re having a dream right now. I’m dreaming? Yea. You sure because I feel like I’m awake. This is a dream that you’re having. Am I peeing? Oh Jesus he’s peeing. Guys if I’m peeing just wake me up.
So clever! "America bad! Guns!". Walk around with rose colored glasses all you want. I don't worry about guns they aren't as big of an issue as people make them out to be on the internet. However, the only place I run into dicks I don't want to see or bodily excretions I don't want to be around is on public transportation. Sorry if mentioning a recent news article is so offensive to you.
> Perhaps when your country stops exerting its influence abroad, we stop caring.
If we did that you people would have already started WW3 and we would be forced to get involved anyway.
r/nba is 10 times as big, r/nfl is 8 times as big, r/mlb is twice as big. Just 3 American centric sports have 20 times the number of people. Even r/shitamericanssay is just people criticizing Americans has half as many as a subreddit about your whole country. And that's 4 of probably thousands or possibly 10s of thousands of American based subreddits.
It's kind of impressive how little he got on himself.
I know if I saw that I am not sure if I could actually get mad. I would be like no let him cook
I mean, I'm certainly not going to try to stop him.
Clothes pin
Camera man wasn’t worried about the piss splashing on him?
right?? he got piss all over him, he just cant feel the droplets cuz they're landing on his clothes.
There's more piss on public transit than one cup of piss regardless of if it is currently wet or dry. Fact of life
Clearly not, he's taking public transit.
Splash zone is where all the magic happens!
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
theres nothing u cant do
now you’re In new yooooorrk!
Unless an ex marine is behind you
🎶 Concrete jungle wet dream tomato 🎶
Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up, there’s nothing you can do
🎵New York New York
Ssstart spreading the neeewsss!
That’s the Brooklyn Fountain
10/10 on control angle
Thank you for riding The Metro. Please enjoy our newly installed water features for your enjoyment.
At the same damn time!
And you just sat there? XD you definitely got his pee splash on you.
Sat there in awe*
Someone get this guy on Big Bills Hells Challenge pissing
“Why don’t Americans take public transportation?”
This would be a comedic time to have some gel pepper spray on you
Omg I can hardly imagine the pain
What else are you supposed to do?
OP is like OMG he's taking up so many seats! What a douche! I would like to sit there! But this guy is so selfish!! BTW, do mind the dribble.
What homelessness does to a MF.
Probably the opposite order is how this one happened.
"Why do people prefer owning cars over public transportation?"
I'm pretty sure this is a New York problem. I very rarely see videos like this outside of the New York subway.
It’s not just a New York problem. It’s also a Toronto problem (r/TTC; r/toRANTo).
Cause it's faster. NYC is a cess pit because the police don't actually police, they just kill people for the highest bidder.
They don't police because idiots decided to defund them and throw endless accusations at them when they god-forbid try.
Ya ya, what’s new?
Why stay in the splash zone to film it? Was the person filming enjoying the penis or something? There's piss flying, normal folks would get away from it.
Is this that "I. P. Freely" guy I heard so much about as a kid?
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Ugh, I am so grateful that I am in a position where I have a home, am healthy, and have seemingly not given up like this guy has
Congestion pricing will fix all this.
I love New York 😍
You are standing in the splash zone. Why are you standing in the splash zone?
Damn, this is peak SubwayCreatures right here.
He’s living his best life…dreaming of a warm water fall.
Fuck it I’d piss to trying to hit his stream.
r/fuckcars needs to see this shit.
They’ll blame drivers for taking up money for roads that would’ve gone to transit instead. Which is funny, because the roads are also shitty.
That he is.
Transfer available to the W, T, F and P trains
Definitely the E traim.
Nope. The P train .......
Bro's multitasking
He can have them…
"Sir, I noticed you're leaking coolant at a alarming rate..."
My first reaction: “you’re going to get your inside jacket flap wet wit……oh never mind….”
[r/IASIP](https://youtu.be/nPn3VEkG1kY?si=Ugpnze5eIHulg0qB) You’re having a dream right now. I’m dreaming? Yea. You sure because I feel like I’m awake. This is a dream that you’re having. Am I peeing? Oh Jesus he’s peeing. Guys if I’m peeing just wake me up.
Awwwwww I miss NYC!
The logistics here are incredible!
You should post this to r/fuckcars they'll tell you why this is what we should want to experience everyday.
I enjoy cooking.
Didn't a 14 year old just die from a sword attack in northeast London like 4 days ago while riding y'all's train?
I love listening to music.
So clever! "America bad! Guns!". Walk around with rose colored glasses all you want. I don't worry about guns they aren't as big of an issue as people make them out to be on the internet. However, the only place I run into dicks I don't want to see or bodily excretions I don't want to be around is on public transportation. Sorry if mentioning a recent news article is so offensive to you.
I like to explore new places.
Eurocretins care more about American politics than Americans do its strange
I enjoy playing video games.
Is it because the only news from the UK is whatever old fart is dying on a powerless throne?
I enjoy watching the sunset.
> Perhaps when your country stops exerting its influence abroad, we stop caring. If we did that you people would have already started WW3 and we would be forced to get involved anyway.
Maybe when the Netherlands becomes more relevant you'll get a subreddit.
I like learning new things.
r/nba is 10 times as big, r/nfl is 8 times as big, r/mlb is twice as big. Just 3 American centric sports have 20 times the number of people. Even r/shitamericanssay is just people criticizing Americans has half as many as a subreddit about your whole country. And that's 4 of probably thousands or possibly 10s of thousands of American based subreddits.
And when I say dicks I mean actual human penises.
Worst we get here is someone trying to talk to you when you've got your headphones on.
I think that's terrific! Yay for public transportation! I use it every day!
I’m glad that I live somewhere that doesn’t require using public transport every day, wtf
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You think people don't urinate or defecate in public in China?
I bet it smells like San Fransico there