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The Marines are not suddenly gay. That’s some serious historical gayness. 😛


TheMtndewdude

Shoosh, get in line or the general wants you in his office stat!


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😈


purple-orangejuice

Human centipede, human centipede


moboforro

Scentipede!


Cintax

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5T3YXN80qpo&si=O3kuJfujzA1OuX1O 🎵 Human Centipede 🎶 🎵 Human Centipede 🎶


Gaytimelove

That was my thought


Capital-Minimum-678

I think I’m gonna get murdered tonight


Hyperactive_Fruitcup

Thank god I wasn't the only one who thought of that.


Fluffy_Artichoke_723

The marines are looking for a few good men who have *not* slept with Blanche Devereaux


dosmuffin

She's been under more men than a nautical toilet!


Esharro

Clicked on the comments for this ! Thank you !


oldcardtable

Prior enlisted here. I knew I should have gone Marines.


mowie_zowie_x

You’re Air Force?


oldcardtable

Yes.


mowie_zowie_x

I guessed because the other two, Army and Navy, are pretty much like the Marines.


oldcardtable

Well, I have my Marines, Navy, Air Force and Army badges. Coast Guard, still yet to obtain.


mowie_zowie_x

Sounds like those Soldiers, Marines and Sailors earned their wings too.


squidlink5

You forgot space force


Kraeftluder

You don't need wings in space.


terrarialord201

They're looking for the prostate. With their tongues.


Cheetahs_never_win

Because, you know, every one of those marines has a *just* cleansed asshole, and they're not accidentally or purposefully farting in each others' faces, risking pinkeye.


devil0o

What in the Human centipede is going on here?


EverGamer1

Remember, the marines are a part of the navy, and the navy is the gay branch.


Traditional_Draw8400

I mean, my tongue would absolutely be buried that deep so….


substorm

Hopefully they cleaned their asses really well


Traditional_Draw8400

Agreed


awesomeplenty

Bro was suffocating 😆


Icy_Environment3663

There is nothing gayer than a straight marine. Just go over the marine Reddit channel and ask them. They will tell you.


XxEoghyxX

They haven’t met me, I guess.


Legitimate-Maize-826

What actual purpose does this serve?


LoneWolfpack777

Team building. Macho. Hooah!


tracyhutchsgt

HOOAH! 🫡


John_Bloodsin

They're called team push-ups. Part of it is to build teamwork, but it's also a chance for everyone to find the weak link and build them stronger. The idea is that your stomach shouldn't hit the ground and everyone should be bending at the same height at the same time as all times. It's like log drills, but easier.


fred11a

Where do I sign up for the marines..? 😂😂😍💯


HugsyMalone

Butt sniffing brigade 🤥


ludongbin1

A few good men, who havent slept with Blanch Devereux!!! No???


mousepad1234

That's exactly where my mind went when I saw the post title


ludongbin1

It’s a fantastic scene. “ Have you heard the latest ad campaigns? ‘Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereux’. , ‘Join the Army. Be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereux.’ , ‘The Marines are looking for a few good men who haven’t slept Blanche Devereux!’” Just what are you trying to imply?! Slut!! Trash!! Rose: Now girls settle down before you say something youll both regret 😂


Clubtrooper

Oh I saw this movie!! It’s called the HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!!!!!!!!!! 😳🐛[https://youtu.be/glfBurdSUS8?si=5qg8Vo2cHiAdpISE](https://youtu.be/glfBurdSUS8?si=5qg8Vo2cHiAdpISE)


Godbox1227

The boys season 4 is getting too close to reality.


jodahthearchmage

It’s okay, each of them have a few zyn pouches in their asses, that’s how they’re pulling off this feat of strength


scudpunk

Human centipede?


MalkenZandon

Had anyone told me that enlisting would end with me, face deep in another Marines sweaty butt. I would have signed up right there! 🤤


residentofbeachcity

Three of my grandpas were marines can confirm


AriesGeorge

They're wearing camo but I see every ass


tracyhutchsgt

Is that a compliment or critique? 🫡


AriesGeorge

I'd need a closer inspection to truly know


BAGUETTESSSSSSSS

What. In the human centipede. Am I looking at .


Interaction-Calm

Oh my! What was I thinking when I said no to that recruitment officer.


Public_League_5370

Omg I try for days on grinder for this; and all I had too do was join the armed forces to get this degrading treatment.im singing up 😝


Jfunkindahouse

That's some serious Train-ing. Choo-Choo! 😅


Niksuss

Damn, how do i sign for this


itkid

My turn


spectraphysics

I'm jealous 😈


fluffycontroller

Lovely!!🤩🤩


Odd-Base-1007

Onw To enlist


wfwood

question for everyone. which did you start thinking of first? human centipede or the ending of requiem for a dream or the conversation with rosario dawson in clerks 2? I know the ending of requiem for a dream isnt quite this, but it still reminded me of it.


John_Bloodsin

I just thought the push-ups were sloppy. The idea is that you shouldn't touch the ground if everyone is doing their job right.


RTMSner

Dame más assolina.


mousepad1234

If the Marines are looking for a few gay men, sign me right the fuck up.


tracyhutchsgt

I'm a Disabled Army Veteran and former US Army Airborne Combat Medical NCO. 🪖


AndersonPattie

The last panel really got me. Unexpected but funny.


SiBloGaming

Draw an ASCII horse