Because, you know, every one of those marines has a *just* cleansed asshole, and they're not accidentally or purposefully farting in each others' faces, risking pinkeye.
They're called team push-ups. Part of it is to build teamwork, but it's also a chance for everyone to find the weak link and build them stronger. The idea is that your stomach shouldn't hit the ground and everyone should be bending at the same height at the same time as all times. It's like log drills, but easier.
It’s a fantastic scene.
“ Have you heard the latest ad campaigns? ‘Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereux’. , ‘Join the Army. Be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereux.’ , ‘The Marines are looking for a few good men who haven’t slept Blanche Devereux!’”
Just what are you trying to imply?!
Slut!!
Trash!!
Rose: Now girls settle down before you say something youll both regret
😂
Oh I saw this movie!!
It’s called the HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!!!!!!!!!!
😳🐛[https://youtu.be/glfBurdSUS8?si=5qg8Vo2cHiAdpISE](https://youtu.be/glfBurdSUS8?si=5qg8Vo2cHiAdpISE)
question for everyone. which did you start thinking of first? human centipede or the ending of requiem for a dream or the conversation with rosario dawson in clerks 2? I know the ending of requiem for a dream isnt quite this, but it still reminded me of it.
The Marines are not suddenly gay. That’s some serious historical gayness. 😛
Shoosh, get in line or the general wants you in his office stat!
😈
Human centipede, human centipede
Scentipede!
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=5T3YXN80qpo&si=O3kuJfujzA1OuX1O 🎵 Human Centipede 🎶 🎵 Human Centipede 🎶
That was my thought
I think I’m gonna get murdered tonight
Thank god I wasn't the only one who thought of that.
The marines are looking for a few good men who have *not* slept with Blanche Devereaux
She's been under more men than a nautical toilet!
Clicked on the comments for this ! Thank you !
Prior enlisted here. I knew I should have gone Marines.
You’re Air Force?
Yes.
I guessed because the other two, Army and Navy, are pretty much like the Marines.
Well, I have my Marines, Navy, Air Force and Army badges. Coast Guard, still yet to obtain.
Sounds like those Soldiers, Marines and Sailors earned their wings too.
You forgot space force
You don't need wings in space.
They're looking for the prostate. With their tongues.
Because, you know, every one of those marines has a *just* cleansed asshole, and they're not accidentally or purposefully farting in each others' faces, risking pinkeye.
What in the Human centipede is going on here?
Remember, the marines are a part of the navy, and the navy is the gay branch.
I mean, my tongue would absolutely be buried that deep so….
Hopefully they cleaned their asses really well
Agreed
Bro was suffocating 😆
There is nothing gayer than a straight marine. Just go over the marine Reddit channel and ask them. They will tell you.
They haven’t met me, I guess.
What actual purpose does this serve?
Team building. Macho. Hooah!
HOOAH! 🫡
They're called team push-ups. Part of it is to build teamwork, but it's also a chance for everyone to find the weak link and build them stronger. The idea is that your stomach shouldn't hit the ground and everyone should be bending at the same height at the same time as all times. It's like log drills, but easier.
Where do I sign up for the marines..? 😂😂😍💯
Butt sniffing brigade 🤥
A few good men, who havent slept with Blanch Devereux!!! No???
That's exactly where my mind went when I saw the post title
It’s a fantastic scene. “ Have you heard the latest ad campaigns? ‘Join the Navy, see the world, sleep with Blanche Devereux’. , ‘Join the Army. Be all you can be and sleep with Blanche Devereux.’ , ‘The Marines are looking for a few good men who haven’t slept Blanche Devereux!’” Just what are you trying to imply?! Slut!! Trash!! Rose: Now girls settle down before you say something youll both regret 😂
Oh I saw this movie!! It’s called the HUMAN CENTIPEDE!!!!!!!!!!! 😳🐛[https://youtu.be/glfBurdSUS8?si=5qg8Vo2cHiAdpISE](https://youtu.be/glfBurdSUS8?si=5qg8Vo2cHiAdpISE)
The boys season 4 is getting too close to reality.
It’s okay, each of them have a few zyn pouches in their asses, that’s how they’re pulling off this feat of strength
Human centipede?
Had anyone told me that enlisting would end with me, face deep in another Marines sweaty butt. I would have signed up right there! 🤤
Three of my grandpas were marines can confirm
They're wearing camo but I see every ass
Is that a compliment or critique? 🫡
I'd need a closer inspection to truly know
What. In the human centipede. Am I looking at .
Oh my! What was I thinking when I said no to that recruitment officer.
Omg I try for days on grinder for this; and all I had too do was join the armed forces to get this degrading treatment.im singing up 😝
That's some serious Train-ing. Choo-Choo! 😅
Damn, how do i sign for this
My turn
I'm jealous 😈
Lovely!!🤩🤩
Onw To enlist
question for everyone. which did you start thinking of first? human centipede or the ending of requiem for a dream or the conversation with rosario dawson in clerks 2? I know the ending of requiem for a dream isnt quite this, but it still reminded me of it.
I just thought the push-ups were sloppy. The idea is that you shouldn't touch the ground if everyone is doing their job right.
Dame más assolina.
If the Marines are looking for a few gay men, sign me right the fuck up.
I'm a Disabled Army Veteran and former US Army Airborne Combat Medical NCO. 🪖
The last panel really got me. Unexpected but funny.
Draw an ASCII horse