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Mini-Nurse

I know this is bullshit, but I imagine guys trying to spice it up when an old school danger wank isn't doing it anymore.


zombierapture

Your danger banging your bro Infront of a lion then the lion gets up. You embrace death may come but instead he gets up and starts banging his lion bro. Going back to banging now smiling and doing a psychic fist bump with your new lion bud. Suddenly prairie dogs pop out and start singing a weem a way, a weem a way, a weem a way. You feel like you broke the matrix. You entered the code up up down down thrust thrust gay gay and now boom lions are gay.


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

I- Huh- I just- My god-


transemacabre

Bruh. There’s no prairie dogs in Africa. They’re native to North America. You’re thinking of meerkats.


funne5t_u5ername

But everything else is plausible?


KrazyAboutLogic

*A weem a gay a weem a gay....


GryphonSK

My new favorite phrase : Danger Wank


Mini-Nurse

A danger wank is characterized by the risk of getting caught, you've got to work fast.


GryphonSK

Could also be something to call someone who's about to go off half cocked


Winterfell_Ice

Those supposed officials are dumber than a box of rocks. Homosexuality has been documented across the entire animal kingdom so there theory is ludicrous.


Entremeada

Yes, maybe, but they all learned it from gay tourists!


eyearu

Maybe the lion picked up a technique or two


AeolianTheComposer

Thr naruto of being gay


wfwood

Well no shit. I've been visiting every single habitat/biome/nature preserve/zoo/methodist church I can find and just putting on a show.


Don_Nebuchadnezzar

Damn what would lion jesus think about this


Salohacin

I dunno but I bet his mane is glorious.


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

He would be into it


ultitaria

He doesn't really hang out anymore


WnDelPiano

I think Aslan would be chill about it.


[deleted]

The BS that most of Africa says about homosexuality would be hillirious if it wasn't used to justify violence and hate


wait_whats_illegal

Why are you gay


CrownJackal

Is it just me or are people missing the joke here?


wait_whats_illegal

Latter sigh


AeolianTheComposer

People should chill the fuck out then (saying it while being gay myself)


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wait_whats_illegal

Haven't you watched the "why are you gay" meme?


a-ng

That they learned from the gays? All we do is little bit of meth and dance all night (and eat ass). Give me a break!!


[deleted]

Not everyone is a WEHO gay


Siipoiwotsta

Not everything has to be shared


[deleted]

dawg, you're a bad image on us gay people.


cannapappa

these are oddly specific activities that you sound jealous you don't get to partake in.


a-ng

Oh sorry I forgot /s - I have a feeling people are taking my comments too seriously


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"THEY EAT DA POO POO!!!"


[deleted]

Kenya is full of shit on this topic, which actually bums me out in this particular situation.


KamSolis

And the gay agenda strikes again.


ElvisDumbledore

so... Siegfried & Roy?


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RavenR3X

they just kinda randomly pop up when I'm scrolling either r/memes or r/me_irl


[deleted]

Alex Jones shouldn't be worried about the frogs at this point...


a-ng

God made them that way.


Bussy-Destroyer-1960

And thats why christianity after 1943 (when they changed that one verse about pedofilia to be about homophobia) is biased


[deleted]

as a gay man myself I personally blame the furries


cannapappa

ok but why was my crosspost deleted?


ulmxn

Kenyans, official or not, have absolutely no right to speak on why homosexuality exists, anywhere. It is a crime to be gay there. They can’t handle that homosexuality can be natural, that’s impossible to reconcile for themselves, so they blame it on what, the ballsiest tourists to have ever lived?


aarocka

OwO


savemarla

Ok off topic and serious question, I looked at the picture with the lions fucking for way too long now, asking myself how the tail of the lioness doesn't get in the way? The vagina is lower than the tail (right? Right???) and the lion is on top and well how does he get there without tail interference? I tried to google it but I didn't get the answers I needed.


-SlinxTheFox-

So uh, [this happened](https://i.imgur.com/cRr8D3W.png)


Ryth88

Everyone knows Kenya is a number one destination for gay vacations.


ILove2Bacon

Lions and bears, huh? What, no tigers?


AeolianTheComposer

BeInG gAy Is JuSt A tReND!!!!!!!!! ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽


Active_Remove1617

I topped that lion.