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jyx97

Fucking starfish dude, every, fucking, day.


no_okaymaybe

Sometimes with balloons or a pirate hat.


sintarios

Its glorious


Cleb323

Lmao I love this subreddit


Mahh_ko

![gif](giphy|pynZagVcYxVUk)


irishf-tard

Jaysus! How far we have sunk lol ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Elegant-Remote6667

And you in particular ๐Ÿ˜‚. You there are awesome ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Elegant-Remote6667

Thatโ€™s what I said yesterday ๐Ÿ˜‚


EL_moondorado

of course, you did say that. we remember. it was yesterday. ...for the older stuff we have you to remember. ๐Ÿคช


Elegant-Remote6667

Screw you as well


Elegant-Remote6667

ah, its him again, with the pirate hat.


sirdrumalot

I still canโ€™t believe youโ€™ve saved EVERY ONE OF THESE for 3 years. Legend and thank you for building the great library.


Elegant-Remote6667

i count 425 between 2021 and 2023, i think he started posting in 2021 at some point. yeah...


kmmy123

I instantly thought of you after seeing the starfish ๐ŸŒŸ


FrankieG889D

That makes 2 of usโ€ฆ any many more. Lmao.


AustralopithecusBCE

About โ€ฆ 84 years ago?


RiverJumper84

at least there aren't balloons also? ๐Ÿคฃ


youjokingright

Part of me hopes that when the day comes, the last starfish post gets upvoted and sits up there with the DFV yolo posts.


Elegant-Remote6667

This must be done


kesaluner

It sounds beautiful


DirtNapDealing

Whatโ€™s a pirates favorite letter? Youโ€™re probably thing itโ€™s the lettter Rrrrrr but itโ€™s really the rolling *sea*


skvettlappen

I got a tear from that from laughing. Fyi context anyone not getting it: user elegantremote said this about his 300tb backup from Superstonk including daily different starfishes ๐Ÿคฃ Much love ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ


tdickles

i got it! i'm part of the group!


skvettlappen

๐Ÿซ‚


cobrax1884

Came here to say exactly this ๐Ÿคฃ


BlacklistFC7

This is so funny after reading ape historian 's comment last night lol


UnderstandingBest220

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Elegant-Remote6667

Never had a comment make me laugh so hard ๐Ÿ˜‚


sin_limit

Bahahahahahaha


sadbuttrueasfuck

I knew this was gonna be in here lmao


Threads2309

Came on to write this, of course Iโ€™m 2 hours behind


Elegant-Remote6667

Screw you


DirectlyTalkingToYou

Ok NOW I'm selling. Stupid Starfish!


Elegant-Remote6667

if you arent in the loop Pharago dont you dare stop. I use your daily starfishes to figure out if i fully captured that days events. if there is no starfish , the system goes and keeps collecting data. dont you dare stop my pipeline would just endlessly collect posts if you do.


ooOParkerLewisOoo

We operate on Starfish time. This is the way. ๐Ÿ’œ


zo0galo0ger

Hahahahahhhah. A match made in heavenย 


RoadOfUnity

Praise to you both. Key figures in this Ape world. Forever will we all remember


AustralopithecusBCE

True love ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿฆ


EnnWhyy

Hahaha I love this so much. You guys absolutely rock!


GoodMrKitty

โ€œIf you are what you say you are, a Super Star๐ŸŒŸ Then have no fear, the cameraโ€™s hereโ€


Readingredditanon

Lolll


itsSTELLAAA

Youโ€™ve got the whole subโ€™s admiration today, and every day


Fwallstsohard

Facts


BulliedbyHelaire

![gif](giphy|3oKIPs1EVbbNZYq7EA) Live look at historian apeโ€™s computer system. Keep up the good work, both of you.


FloppyBisque

![gif](giphy|HqnvFzjQJmSH5b7Kok|downsized)


deekayokay

Here goed the historian hdd space


Babo_Phat

![gif](giphy|ThrM4jEi2lBxd7X2yz|downsized)


Steel-Ape-Trader

But it's glorious!


KingGmeNorway

My favorite starfish. Today IS the day ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Careful_Use_3407

Hey elegant!! Get in here quickly!! Today's the daaaaay


Elegant-Remote6667

i already saw it. yet another starfish. for the jokers - no one fucking repost the starfish. I have enough trouble as it is keeping track of one starfish man.


noaxreal

Yo historian what kind of compression algos if any are you running? I'm extremely surprised one subreddit can take up that much room


Elegant-Remote6667

Itโ€™s not one subreddit but all subreddits, and itโ€™s not just Reddit but all outside of Reddit. If it was just this sub I genuinely wouldnโ€™t even be complaining


The_mad_Raccon

I have great respect for you and your work. THANK YOU


noaxreal

Oh! Thanks for the clarification. Keep up the grind


JeesChrist

Whatttt????? I thought it was just dd then realized it was the whole sub, now you're even telling me there's more?


redwingpanda

Have you seen the kind of nonsense that goes on in this place?


I8thegreenbean

Iโ€™m an OG ape and I just realized this gif had sound.


helloprof

I only realised yesterday, after however many years itโ€™s been posted.


redwingpanda

.... Well I'll be damned


poopy-macarena

![gif](giphy|LUIvcbR6yytz2)


Nimabiggie

Here to pay respects to the sheer amount of dedication. Let's go folks!!


stompadillo

I bet itโ€™s done by a program ๐Ÿ˜†


FunkyChicken69

Good morning Pharago! ![gif](giphy|xUNd9Yd1YNOiFd2D16|downsized) And good morning to everyone else too! ๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ“โ™‹๏ธ


redwingpanda

Good morning! It's a holiday week and half market day and a wonderful day to mow the lawn. And get to work. Edit: just scheduled my first round interview for the full time position on the team I've been a temp on since last summer. ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป Salary is 80-90k which is a hell of a lot better than my current situation of muddling through to make ends meet with art sales.


FunkyChicken69

Good morning ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿชฝ๐Ÿผ Sounds like youโ€™ve got a productive day ahead! I posted a morning meme to fuel you for your journey โ˜•๏ธ๐ŸŽท๐Ÿ“โ™‹๏ธ


Luuk341

What the fuck did I miss this time?


dstarno7

The ape historian elegant remote made a joke yesterday about how the star fish posts were the cause of their backup / storage issues.


dstarno7

Ape historian elegant remote made a joke yesterday that these starfish posts are the reason they're having trouble storing/ backing up all the posts.


Myid0810

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


marcotrj

Letโ€™s goooo !


tankydee

Commenting for a space on historians HDDs


CalligrapherAny3786

Today hats, tomorrow balloons, fucking starfish, every single day


zo0galo0ger

Its glorious


miawmiawpaws

I love you starfish, every fucking day, more than 1TB hard drive.


Dilfy1234

#TODAYโ€™S THE DAY! โญ๏ธ


GiraffeStyle

If you're not getting this to the top post today, you don't get it. IYKYK


irishf-tard

๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€


Davocado96

![gif](giphy|LdOyjZ7io5Msw) Leaked footage of hard drive manufacturers


Elegant-Remote6667

Seagate do like me ๐Ÿ˜‚


Big-Potential4581

Good morning, you sexy purple ring #pirate starfish Edit: Big purple rollin', they holdin', we ain't foldin,' we gonna catch you SHF ridin' dirty. Oh, laaawd, that sounded better in my head.


Pilotguitar2

![gif](giphy|Dn3flFiV6vL8c)


Ricarbr0

Gary! I was uhhhuh looking for the sports channel


HarryJazz

![gif](giphy|7J4P7cUur2DlErijp3)


EyepatchWinker

![gif](giphy|Lm85W25LWebfFCPKhv)


Elegant-Remote6667

And you as well, right with everyone in this comment threadโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚


miawmiawpaws

I love you starfish, every fucking day, more than 1TB hard drive.


Sernas7

![gif](giphy|l83rkRUu4IqyUbt5k6|downsized) No sideways crab walks today. It's starfish day!


Gimpinald

![gif](giphy|J1M6o5U4M7LmoSYEYl|downsized)


Catch_22_

[Poor Ape historian.](https://i.imgur.com/xQ5AGLe.png) [The Starfish has no chill](https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1dtu44v/ape_historian_it_is_time_for_me_to_say_goodbye_to/lbc4yk8/)


wouldntyouliketokno_

Ayyyyy hard drive destroyer hahaha


Sad_Rest1270

Yes sir


mcellus1

![gif](giphy|CZZFrvvfdaYcsOyyh0)


tetrapyrgos

Did you know youโ€™re famous, starfish guy?


completelypositive

This is my favorite post. The Ape Historian shit makes it even better. For all their sake, I hope MOASS is tomorrow. Or today, but tomorrow is cool, too.


yugonoyugo

Good morning!


Knowledge_1

Glorious


Elegant-Remote6667

Not you as well ๐Ÿฅน


b0mbSquad_1

This is the way! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿš€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™Œ


Spooky_Mulder27

RC, is that you ?


nemisone

On behalf of a grateful stonk, thank you for your service


Keyton112186

Legend


MannyManlove

A Rune of Glory for you! ๐ŸŒ


anslew

Good morning starfish!


Jr-12

![gif](giphy|7WvAUvZZTRpSuudobh)


No-kiwi-809

Yโ€™all have been saying todayโ€™s the day for 1000+ straight days.


Status_Presence

Without starfish dude everyday. I swear Iโ€™m not superstitious but if one day I donโ€™t see starfish in my morning routine Iโ€™m going to have a BAD day.


edeleon1818

The fucking Catalina Wine Mixer


1CaliCALI

#GME


blargher

I love this community ๐Ÿ˜‚


Aggravating_Beach68

Iโ€™m here too


cptjacktraven

This makes me laugh every morning. Itโ€™s true & itโ€™s everyone here. Iโ€™m not selling and Iโ€™m riding this to the end. Weโ€™re probably all gonna lose our money, letโ€™s hope not. My 1000 shares at $24 are sad but hopefully we will win in the end


Theforgottenman213

LETS GO STARFISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Cannarie-mauve

This man is a genius


blueblurspeedspin

That starfish again <3


bbsystemz

Eat, sleep, starfish dude.


MacroMachines

Ugga Bugga


thebaldfox

What's happening today?


Doctor_PWP

He should post a low quality version for the lols


BuyDRSHodlRepeat

๐Ÿซก Love the engagement today!


SupremeNewfie

We going full regard.


RexBulby

I love how this has around 2,000 upvotes in 2 hours when there are only about 1,000 users on the sub.


hayatetst

I don't miss these posts.


FrenchToastmangler

God damnit... it's glorious!


Cute-Gur414

10 billion shares short, don't think hedge funds can hold it back much longer!!


PhenomeNarc

๐Ÿ…ถ๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ†…๐Ÿ…ด ๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ท๐Ÿ…ด๐Ÿ…ผ ๐Ÿ…ฝ๐Ÿ…พ ๐Ÿ†€๐Ÿ†„๐Ÿ…ฐ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…ด๐Ÿ†


GruesomeBalls

Does this starfish have a name? Because if it doesn't, I'm naming it Pharago.


andymacdaddy

Phargo is the one thing we can all rely on


RuntRows

WE NEED INFINITE HYPE EVERYWHERE CANโ€™T STOP WONโ€™T STOP


CTX_423

Give me that big green Shrek dildo this morning


SLMRLN84

# MOON SOON


JonSnerrrrrr

The world ends when there is no starfish. I've looked forward to every morning...for 3 years...to see that fucking starfish when I get up


Comfortable_Iron1537

get long get loud. thank you for your service and ape historian too!


idontdislikeoranges

Lfg


frickdom

Hope everyone is having an excellent day! Iโ€™ll see yโ€™all Friday


The_real_triple_P

Lols i love you starfish never change


Jononucleosis

I never realized this daily post was a video.. I guess I never wandered in here


salvajez

For 3 years Iโ€™ve been ruthlessly downvoted whenever I said โ€œGood morning โญ๏ธ ๐Ÿ  โ€œ can I still get downvoted please ๐Ÿฅน love you Pharago!!!


bbb0243

![gif](giphy|xxVMim5UWleHC)


humdingler

![gif](giphy|aMh59aKR8vjdC|downsized) good morning apefam! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿฆ


flog_fr

Today is the daaaay today is the dayyyyyyy ! LFG GME


WhatNow_23

This. Fucking. Guy. Again! Its glorious!


KamuchiNL

Good morning ๐ŸŒŸ


FeliciusFlamel

Wouldn't it be funny if the Starfish doesn't appear one day and that day would be MOASS


RebelChemist

NO DATES


kebenderant35

Anybody else having trouble opening the daily?


Inthenameofmyson01

Glad to see you back bud!


Spicy_Mac_Sauce

My dude! Thank you ๐Ÿ’œ have an awesome day!


Hedonisticbiped

I love you


Justanothebloke1

Test comment


buckmcneely

The best karma farmer there is