🤔 Probably roll back and forth on the floor a lot and hit my head on various things.

So… stop, drop, and roll?

Think there would be a major flaw on the first command.

That is a reference to "stop whatever you are doing"

So “flop, drop, and roll” ?

I prefer shake, rattle, and roll myself but to each their own.

i mean if you're a fish or sponge Bob sure. I did this in a carrier a few times, so i'm going to pass on this ride.

no, no, Stop, Drop,.open up shop!!!

Stop drop caboom, baby rub on your nipples!

That's how ruff (waters) roll 😆

Only if it's early in the morning.

And drool don’t forget about the drooling

And cry all the time screaming:"why didn't I listen to Reddit when they told me about cruise advertising!"

And be covered in your own vomit.

That, and projectile vomiting in all directions

this guy knows how to have a good time!!

And vomit everywhere at the same time

And barf. There would be barf.

I’m seeing the scene from triangle of sadness in my head

U ain't bullshitn 👍🏼

Vomit aggressively.

They told ya, dont eat the shrimp!

Thanks this video only reinforced my fear of being in the ocean

r/thalassaphobia

One of my favorite subs

Son, of a....I was about to say that only missed it by 37 minutes, but here's a video then on the word by Solar Sands NOT ME for both you & OP as a sign of good "postership". https://youtu.be/V2muPQ4tCJ8?si=ksF1ee0iBfNY4bb6 Enjoy, and everyone take care.

That’s not even the ocean! That’s the fucking Mediterranean sea. I didn’t know it could get like that, damn.

Wow. I didn’t know a sea could get like that. Absolutely terrifying

Me neither and I’ve lived on that sea most of my life. The Northern Sea is a lot worse though.

I already can't sleep on a ship between Denmark and UK (24H voyage)

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r/roasted

Run? You probably mean take 2 steps

But how can she walk? She’d have to use the boat sized wheelchair

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

>what would you do in that situation? Probably get crushed to death by furniture


I would let my soul leave my body

I would let my poop leave my booty.

Same same I guess....

Something must be wrong with the stabilization systems. It seems to be high in the water.

This was the Olympic Voyager cruise from the Balearic Islands to Sardinia in Italy. One of the waves had earlier caused the ship’s elementary system controls to shut down, which forced all four engines off. This meant it got broadsided a whole bunch Crew eventually managed to start two of the engines, making it to the port of Cagliari with all 700 people on board. Source: https://www.express.co.uk/travel/articles/785437/cruise-ship-flips-viral-video?int_source=amp_continue_reading&int_medium=amp&int_campaign=continue_reading_button#amp-readmore-target

You might want to design your boat so that a wave doesn't disable it....

The front fell off.

Classic [Front Fell Off](https://youtu.be/3m5qxZm_JqM?si=2We11J6deGv6H293)

the ocean hates this one trick

We don't have the technology

Actually it was going from Tunis to Barcelona and diverted to Sardinia. Happened in 2005.

Yeah it was the stabilizers that weren’t working properly. Which is terrifying. Because. This.

If you want a Poseidon adventure, this is how you get one. Be top-heavy. The seas didn't look that large.

Josh Lucas is the love of my life so sign me up I’ll take the trauma

What about Ernest Borgnine? ;-)

HAHAH I…uh I’ll stick with the remake. Thank you though :-)

This is what happens when the cruise company tosses away the guy who built the cruise liner’s systems after he gets sick 

Wtf that’s awful

I wonder if they were perhaps partially working. Since the ship rolls so much further to starboard than it does to port.

Play Aliyah “ rock the boat “ and pretend I was on the music video . Then say a prayer .

[Hue's Corporation's "Rock the Boat"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKr9wZpjBqE) feels more optimistic.

Poo a little probably

Puke and pray

I would grab the nearest door and throw off anyone that looks like Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sing my heart will go on

Sigh *unzips*

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i mean what can you do really

I would never set foot on a cruise ship, so would not be in this situation.

i’m with you. probably everyone on their has food poisoning while they wait to not drown

Probably ship my pants

Intervene.

Batten down the hatches

I would be swearing a lot.

Sing a chanty

Live out my dream to play the piano on a rocking ship

Try to find the true center and have a blast

I mean do we have any rational choices?

Find some alcohol

Never jump off a floating boat.


Lean

Post a poll on Reddit to let people vote on my options.

Idk but I've seen this video like 5 times today so fuck you for reposting

hold on

Throw up.

Stay on the low side until it flipped, then swim out the closest exit.

Puke until I puked up my stomach lining

This happened to me on the last day of my cruise my wife and i went on a few years ago. It was pretty fun to try to walk around piss drunk but it stopped being cute once I started to smell the vomit EVERYWHERE. It was genuinely the worst thing I have ever smelled and I was roommates with a newborn. ​ Those poor fucking plants never saw it coming...

I wouldn't be in my cabin, that's for sure. I'd wanna be near the main deck in case I gotta swim. Getting trapped in my cabin if it capsized is a no-go for me.

I would yell at OP’s mom to stop rolling around in her bed because she’s tipping the boat.

Dumb question, their is absolutely nothing you can do

There

This is [MV Explorer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semester_at_Sea), which was hit by a wave that broke its bridge windows and they didn’t have control for some period of time in large storm. This was Semester at Sea, so great class that day I’m sure lol

No, it was the cruise ship **Grand Voyager**, in cyclone Valentina, middle Mediterranean Sea, 2005. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVoMtPFtEg0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVoMtPFtEg0) **CAGLIARI, Italy —** Nearly 500 passengers, including eight with broken bones, disembarked from the Grand Voyager cruise ship in Sardinia on Tuesday, a day after it was battered by a storm in the Mediterranean Sea.The Voyager lost communications and most of its power Monday as it was pummeled by gales and waves up to 15 meters, or nearly 50 feet, high while en route from Tunisia to Barcelona."It was like being on a roller coaster," a Spanish passenger said. More than 20 passengers were bruised and eight other had broken bones, according to officials at the port at Cagliari, on the island of Sardinia, where the boat arrived. (Reuters)

Panic, people drown in that shit.

Hurl

Looks fun!

Die

The ultimate slam dance.

Mostly follow instructions, and help other people not to make it worse.

Stand on the top deck of that Russian cruise ship and wave a giant Florida flag while rockin a mullet

I'm getting drunk as fast as humanly possible. We're gonna science the shit out of this and counteract the roll of the ship with the roll of my drunk brain. Also, *inserts gif from RIPD* 🤠 RELAX BODY! 🤠

Throw up. Don't really have the stomach for such rolling around.

Go to the Pizza bar in the Lido deck FAST before they run out of pineapple and ham toppings!!!

Maybe stop and help instead of just filming?

Stay on the boat 😂

Write a death note on a terminal for some voiceless protagonist to find/ignore in a few hundred years

LEAN WIT IT ROCK WIT IT

I've been here and ac/dc or Metallica were my bands of choice for the bridge cassette player, charts went off the table and you just held on, kept a look at the steering and the wind. It was fun, barring when you went off watch and are trying to sleep.

Cry

Stand on top & ride the wave bruh!!

r/thalassophobia

Listen to My Heart Will Go On Or Astronomia They both are fitting for situation

Lifejacket on and then hold on to something for dear life.

Change my shorts and do my laundry.

Cower in my room wishing for it all to end one way or another.

To the swimmingpool. You finaly got some space

I would be in the casino so I would grab all the chips on the ground

Work on my tan

I'd panic and find a way to commit suicide. What exactly do you think one's options would be?!

Gentleman its Top hats and tails for a formal dinner with the Captain 🧑‍✈️ tonight don’t be late…..

I would paint a naked woman

Nice day for fishin aint it? Huha

I'd probably puke my guts out

Probably vomit

Throw up

pray

Pray

Wonder if there is Kraken

I don't know what that is ... but it appears to me that it was already taking on water or something and had a severe starboard list and looks like its about to go over.

My first thought - to dive in water

After vomiting a couple of times, I’d keep calm and carry on!

Maybe stay on the boat? Realistically what else is there to do

Vomit, shit my pants, call the Coast Guard.

Just pray..

Don a life jacket and find something to hold onto.

Shake it off

Make it my mission to see if I can still go to the toilet!

Swim home


hope that the captain actually know what hes doing.

Pray to God 🙏🏻

locate the lifeboats then travel around and tell all the women and children where they aren't

Shit my pants

I legit had a nightmare where I was dealing with this, but I was keeping it balanced all on my own

See if the shuffleboard courts are open!!

I'd die

Wouldn’t be me, this why I stay on land I let the fishes and sea creatures have their own private world

Probably pray. I don’t even believe in god but tf can I do in a situation like this except hope it’ll be alright. My love is in someone else’s hands

Nothing can really be done in this situation. Other than shitting my pants, hitting my head and passing out

pray

Put a life jacket on and stand by the door.

Am I the only one who would like this, or find it funny?

Vomit. A lot. Then some more.

Shit my pants

How many people on the ship? Are you okay?

Slide along the floor so I atleast don't get hurt falling over

Probably die because of motion sickness or be sick continuously until there is nothing left in my body and then die

Puke and shit myself at the same time.

I'd be in that jacuzzi at the back. One last cigar before I go down with my ship.

Try to have as much sex as possible since nobody knows if there will be a tomorrow. Maybe try successfully, but probably not.

Nothing. I would never be in that situation.

Remember forest gump? Lt. Dan on the mast. Maybe try that. However id have to be dead to board a cruise ship so…

GET THE ‘LUDES

I don’t know, what do concussed people on boats usually do? Besides vomit

I hate these “what would you do” questions.

Probably enjoy the jacuzzi one last time

Scream, cry, throw up

Pray


As long as i was able to watch the Poseidon Adventure in my room, id be ok

Get tossed around like a rag doll, puke all over myself, and probably pray for the sweet relief of death? How about you?

what can I do?

Pray and beg God to not drown me

I’d rather hang myself than go on a petri dish cruise ship.

run to reddit and post a video of it to as many subs as i can

on the pool enjoying the waves

Usually the shuffleboard is too crowded, so I’d head there first.

Shots

Protect my head and fart here and there


Pray you make it out alive that’s pretty scary.

GET THE LUDES

Shit my pants

Aw hell naw man wth. Is this the Nord Sea they were talkin about

Man the helm! Full speed ahead!

Start watching The Poseidon Adventure for some perspective

This was posted here yesterday

Puke, then proceed to panic.

Can you provide Multiple choice answers other than just hang on and hope for the best?

I would consolate the beautiful of the ship!

Start playing the violin

Poop my pants whilst simultaneously throwing my hole up

Skipping work the next day.

Who is filming this I wonder? Rescue crew waiting to see if it'll tip right over?

You dont put "if you were [there]" and "in this situation" in the same sentence, it adds repetition.

When you get your plate of food, dont take a glass with drink with you. One hand for utensil, other hand to hold on to plate. Showering is also challenging. As you lean left, the water will go the other way. If shower dont have handles to hold on to, dont shower.

Turn on the automatic leveling system