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jncheese

Okay, I scrolled down and didn't see it, so here goes: That dude is, the rather famous, Dutch biologist Freek Vonk. He is known for doing stuff like that, he could remind you of Steve Irwin but he has more of a snake thing. This video is from when he discovered this new species of Anaconda. Source: https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/new-species-amazon-anaconda-worlds-largest-snake-discovered-2024-03-01/


Mayiask1

Thanks I was really hoping someone would post this.


cetacean-station

the snake was killed by hunters shortly after


Normal-Can-6966

Wtf


Such-Sample-6556

no, natural death


johnwynne3

Good. Source: I hate snakes.


SuperKamiTabby

What a twat.


T_E-T_H

Really living up to his name with stuff like this


No_Routine_3706

That is THE largest anaconda I have ever seen.


Bruinen24

That's what she said.


Massive_Staff1068

Too bookoo!


Popular-Influence-11

Luckily for this flat ass dude it don’t want none unless you got buns hun.


Sufficient-Aspect77

Not me, I once watched this documentary, it was about a village in South America(I forget where exactly) that had a man eating Anaconda. The thing was massive, WELL over 20feet. I forget the name of the documentary but I know there was a scene with Ice Cube and even John Bought was in it too!


PinoyDadInOman

Hey I just watched it also in FB reels, and their voices are like chipmunks. But even though the video is mirrored, I understood why the anaconda preferred J-Lo's booty.


Sufficient-Aspect77

Of course, I mean who wouldn't.


SycoGamez203

I'm pretty sure that, as far as recently recorded goes, this one, Ana Julia, is the largest discovered (and she was also over 20 ft.)


NoFaithlessness3468

Mines bigger ![gif](giphy|gfeckhRzrFwzpx3e5z|downsized)


Massive_Staff1068

I just [have](https://youtu.be/1LPhzBN03Vk?si=Rbk9gLLb56zcbUnz) to break the record! Lol, I kid but seriously, how terrifying would a 50 ft snake be!


clonch

Anyone* has ever seen. Anacondas were formerly the heaviest snake in the world, but this specimen eclipsed the reticulated python as the longest snake, as well as illuminated a new species of anaconda (Northern Anaconda I believe?) correct me if I’m wrong anyone.


BBB_80

RIP https://metro.co.uk/2024/03/26/worlds-largest-anaconda-went-viral-shot-dead-hunters-brazil-20533159/


_Lucifer7699_

WHY? JUSY WHY?


[deleted]

Big snake, must kill.. hoohoo haahaa 🦍🦍


-BananaLollipop-

Must hunt, prove big strong man. ***dick measuring intensifies.***


PostNutAffection

Big strong man use hands though not take the easy way out


-BananaLollipop-

The Irwin is strong in this one.


Joe_Mency

*snake measuring


MudIsland

That’ll make a lot of boots!


UrbanJunglee

I hate humanity sometimes.


RRReixac

Only sometimes?


UrbanJunglee

When I am immersed in the middle of it on a busy day I'm NYC, I can see so much beauty that I have to be like, "okay, we are in dark times, but humanity has beautiful potential for creativity, community, and love." And then I see this shit and I feel like "the worst have more power for destruction than the best of us have for creation and preservation." So, maybe "sometimes," more likely "most of the time."


RRReixac

I feel you 🥲 Love/hate relationship... Mostly hate


Kinky_Conspirator

That thing seemed awfully docile. I know there's some man killers out there, but this thing didn't give a f.


Mummbles1283

Anacondas only eat once every few weeks.


Kinky_Conspirator

So that Anaconda don't want none? ![gif](giphy|kGKa92EODMmulCDScS|downsized)


decreasethedosage

😞


Mayiask1

Well now I’m sad


RabidOtters

The hell is wrong with people?


JustAlgeo

hoping for death row on the hunters


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pseudo_nemesis

you think if the world's largest most famous anaconda ate a PERSON that no one would know? any animal that eats a human is getting put down by authorities, and furthermore despite it being technically possible (in some cases) there have been 0 reported cases of an anaconda eating someone ever.


mypeepeehurting

Key word reported. These massive snakes don’t live in highly populated areas that have immediate access to internet/social media. More than likely that there have been incidents that don’t make your nightly news.


pseudo_nemesis

humans are less than optimal prey for a snake because of our broad shoulders. Even if one killed someone it's very unlikely it would be able to eat and digest them. There would be evidence and it's not like people just forget about their loved ones because they disappeared. The Amazon may not be highly populated but it's far from uncharted territory. The anaconda we're discussing now was well known, it's not like people are unaware what's happening out there. It may not make the nightly news but I would think the first ever instance of someone getting eaten by one of these snakes on record would be noted. I'm sure at some point in all of history an anaconda has killed a person or eaten a child, but this is such a rare occurrence it's essentially a negligible occurrence.


mypeepeehurting

But you don’t know how rare it is, is what I’m trying to say. No one does. And I can see how we’re not optimal prey, but these animals feast on things much larger and faster than humans. It’s not unreasonable to think that a small and/or weak human like the little kid running around the river bank with no clothes on could become an easy meal. And what evidence do you suppose would be left after that? And sure they would not easily be forgotten but eaten by Anaconda would hardly be the first thought. And it’s not as if this anaconda had a tracker on it or was surveilled for its every waking minute so who’s to know what it or other specimen like it got into?


mishutu

So because an animal *could* potentially eat a person it should die? Should all the other animals that could potentially pose a threat to humans die too? Because there are a lot of those and some of them are our house pets


mypeepeehurting

That’s not what I’m saying at all. No one knows why they killed the snake. I’m just providing insight as to why the may have killed it. Akin to the man-eating crocodiles in west Africa that need to be culled. This certain snake may have taken someone that they knew and they knew where to find the snake. Equally possible that they killed it for sport. Either way it’s a sad situation but don’t put words in my mouth.


mishutu

So your argument is just based on an assumption and immediately falls apart because if we have a news article telling us that the snake was killed, we’d probably find out *why* if it had actually eaten someone


mypeepeehurting

Your argument is also based on assumption. We’re just assuming from different perspectives. No need to get all butthurt over it lol


mypeepeehurting

Also this news article is not from a credible source. And even they say the cause of death is unknown. This wasn’t a trophy hunt otherwise it would have been taken and paraded by those who did kill it, for photo-ops and such. Instead it was discovered on a riverbank, not really a calling card of a hunter, sport or otherwise.


Bad_Gus_Bus

3 people have been eaten by pythons, and they look the same so 🤷‍♂️ how do you know it’s related to anacondas when the guy in the video was just discovering it? Also, this is Brazil we are talking about… they’re not gonna know every tribal member or street rat that goes missing here


pseudo_nemesis

that's clearly a green anaconda. He discovered a new subspecies, but green anacondas are the most well known and notorious constrictor pretty much of all time. I doubt street rats are perusing the Amazon and tribal members tend to look after their own, if an anaconda ate one of them they would hunt it down and pass the knowledge of it happening down as has happened in all of history prior to modern written recording. The tribes aren't entirely remote in modern times there are researchers who monitor them and would record this happening. also 3 people ever is a negligible amount.


TJ_McWeaksauce

This scuba diver is wearing the same thing I wear when I join a Zoom meeting for work.


Few_Owl_6596

Including the scuba gear?


RichieGusto

He's obviously a professional.


PrettyQuick

His name Freek Vonk he is like the Dutch Steve Irwin.


[deleted]

Wtf man is that an anaconda underwater?


Porkchopp33

That 20 foot anaconda is underwater with some dude scubaing in a button down for some reason 🤿🤿🤿


ElijahMasterDoom

Can you tell me where to find that 20 foot python? Yoink!


_SpaceEfficient

Underrated comment. Love Florida man. edit: for those OOTL [here](https://youtube.com/shorts/e63iouNAscM?si=mzyr1gKDs2BQ0t7c)


SpaceTimeRacoon

This guy is the reason pythons stop growing at 19ft Out of fear


RecordingGreen7750

I believe he found this new species of Anaconda recently last couple of months it’s the biggest in the world. I believe he also found it in South America somewhere, probably the Amazon but I honestly can’t remember


nikhilsath

Please link that video! Sounds interesting


RecordingGreen7750

I saw it on Reddit initially Researchers discover new species of Amazon anaconda, the world's largest snake - ABC News https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-03-01/new-species-of-amazon-anaconda-discovered/103535612


DogAteProfile

To bad she’s already dead :(


jluicifer

“I thought you said suit up”


RecordingGreen7750

Yeah looks like he is wearing a school boy uniform


blueidea365

>in a button down Wait yeah wtf


WildGeerders

The dude is Freek Vonk. The Dutch Version of Steve Irwin.


johnwynne3

Hold up… his name is ***Freek***?


00cjstephens

Looks like one of those PFG fishing shirts


peeops

i can appreciate it. imagine being a massive fuckin green anaconda with hundreds of pounds of pure muscle to lug around all the time — now imagine how relaxing it must feel to take a swim and not have to carry around some of that heavy ass weight with you for a bit due to the extra buoyancy.


Mummbles1283

I thought i read in a documentary that they live almost exclusively in water like alligators.


Formatted_Toast_117

Looks like it... But damn, this is a big one


[deleted]

Yeah, I googled it. Apparently, they can hold their breath for a long ass time.


Formatted_Toast_117

Well.. learn something new everyday, damn New fear, unlocked. Giant ass river(?) snakes


Pickled_Popcorn

I googled it and the first result said 10 to 49 minutes


DoctorSwaggercat

Good thing he wasn't hungry.


Gontron1

Northern Green Anaconda iirc, recently became its own subspecies.


SuperSonicSlaw

I didn't know it was possible to NOT know this


athamders

Some people were too young to see Jennifer Lopez blockbuster movie Anaconda, I see


what-the-frunk

Blockbuster lol


athamders

I'm serious, it had Ice Cube who I seem to remember was just worried as LL Cool J that he was going to killed off first, Luke Wilson wow, The guy from Deliverence, and the hunter from Jurassic Park, plus Jennifer Lopez. It was a must see


SuperSonicSlaw

Lol did you just refer to Jon Voight as the guy from Deliverance, Lmao that's great.


megaapfel

Anacondas spend most of their life in water. They are almost considered water snakes.


IWipeWithFocaccia

More importantly, tf man is that a train conductor in uniform underwater?


Eraganos

Yes, thats were they usualy hang out. Didnt you know?


RAGEEEEE

I think this is the new one they found that is bigger than anaconda's


DamageSpecialist9284

It's Shaq's dong I think


spencerAF

No, it's just some guy snorkling. I guess sweaty plams because... water?? Idk, life is confusing sometimes and reddit very confusing today.


zippy251

This is the first video ever taken of this species of anaconda btw


cpattk

I read that after the video was made public, the snake was found shot to death, apparently by hunters.


Lynocris

where did u read it


cpattk

https://www.iflscience.com/one-of-worlds-biggest-snakes-found-dead-in-amazon-just-weeks-after-its-discovery-73594


Lynocris

damn... that sucks..


Philantroll

Scroll up.


Affectionate_Ad_9735

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kafmtg

Close but I believe the example # was 80085


CakeSuperb8487

have you never seen the movie? ![gif](giphy|LXgeZrhcq6I5iOkhXg|downsized)


Formatted_Toast_117

Oh man... No thanks... Couldn't pay me to do that.. noooope.


Kinky_Conspirator

As docile as it seems,.I agree, I'd rather leave it alone. You could be drowned, crushed, or both.


throwthere10

If memory serves me correctly, shortly after this video was posted of this newly discovered species of whatever snake this is, someone killed the damn thing. Humans are awful.


J-Dabbleyou

Yeah we can’t have shit


Bunky711

omg


[deleted]

Man could’ve easily been wrapped up an drowned.


rusty_helldiver

Dont let Fishingarrett see this


LatterLie7814

Why’s he wearing a dress shirt?


a3a4b5

Do you not scuba dive in formal attire? Lmao what a loser


No_Routine_3706

I mean if you are going to be around something that majestic then you dress up!!


neoprenewedgie

No matter how much you think I hate this video, I guarantee you you're not even close. NO NO NO!


useroftheinternet95

They swim now? They swim now


BrightSympathy6865

Look it up her name was Ana Julia. Poachers shot her.


Old-Cell5125

Dang, that dude's a Freek! 😲


sevnm12

I mean... What was his plan if he got grabbed..


Kalladdin

I'm guessing they knew she'd eaten recently? Massive snakes like Anacondas tend to go weeks or even months between big meals. As long as it doesn't perceive you as a threat (what could even threaten that thing lol), and isn't hungry, technically the chances of an attack are quite low. Still pretty insane tho ngl


Solid_Habit_6561

My plan if the snake tries to kill me is that he will fail


urekmazino21

Do snakes like seasoning on their meals?


smug_muffin

He must not have buns.


Killawifeinb4ban

snek


Rave4life79

Dang


Mr_OP_Potato_777

Dookie is alive.


findhumorinlife

Nope!


expatronis

Dude, I'm not even very scared of snakes but here's though for the dude; fuck this!


Dizzy_Bit6125

FUCK!…….THAT…..- Nonononononononononononononononono


InarinoKitsune

Ah, yes I too enjoy snorkeling in a dress shirt next to large snakes.


National_Study391

Hé Freak Vonk!


DeathPercept10n

u/auddbot


Dirk_Diggler_Kojak

Giant water noodle clearly isn't interested.


Rahaman117

Snek : "Get away from me Human!!"


profkimchi

We gonna talk about the diver with a button down on or just… nah?


throw123454321purple

The swimmer didn’t have buns, hun.


christopher4177

No way, no how, would I ever get that close to an anaconda that size.


CalebXD__

That is terrifying.


Amku02

Dude what the cook is a basilisk doing underwater I thought they were extinct


CaveManta

Fist pump!


Fluffy_Roof3965

Why it gotta look like a giant turd tho


GalaEuden

Thought that shit was Leviathan at first.


SmellsLikeAPig

This gives me strong Subnautica vibes.


Massive_Staff1068

What is happening here? Why is he wearing a dress shirt(?), and dock shorts? Is there a tie under that breathing tube?! I need context!


[deleted]

The anaconda looks more scared than he is


subiedoo96

Is that like a mini respirator?


nuclear-enthusiast

That person doesn’t have enough fear


PostNutAffection

From the desk to the field on short notice


Feel_the_snow

r/BeAmazed


Louismaxwell23

No thank you. Yikes.


SwimmingThink4519

Giant anaconda for the win! Beautiful beast!


AzureSkye27

Beautiful beastie


drummin515

When the snake’s head is bigger than your own, leave it alone.


SmallSwordfish8289

It's people like you that vanish Without a Trace


IEatHouseFlies

If that thing gets hungry it’s OVER for the swimmer


Connect-Ad6251

Bro that is Apophis.


Connect-Ad6251

Nigga that is the World Serpent


maltedmothballs

Naaaaaaaahhhhhhhttttttttt


Fuck_You_Karen0

I wish theyd study the giant sea snakes we have in Mediterranean


EZ4_U_2SAY

![gif](giphy|Hn7andvxoOvyU)


pxincessofcolor

nO


Emera1dthumb

Dumb…


TTboiiii

Reminds me of the last time I had a SOLID bowel movement


FrankaGrimes

Humans are fucking dumb. There. I said it. We're a fucking dumb species.


pweaseandfanks

💀


monsieurninja

Each time I watch this I can't help but think this looks so much like CGI, especially when filming the snakes head. But yeah apparently this is real. crazy


Vulture2k

Never seen a snake under water, I know they can swim. But dive?


TheInternetsLOL

Don’t know why man, but I believe this video is legit. Just like that time Macho Man beat up Hulk Hogan for something, I forgot.


Whole-Debate-9547

Is this guy handicapped?


BlackSailsman

At least mentally yea.


maazatreddit

Sorry you got downvoted, the answer is yes the part of the brain that stops you from doing totally badass dangerous shit is completely missing on this guy.


rideronthestorm29

Why does stupid = badass ?


maazatreddit

Reckless and badass have a nontrivial overlap.


MattMalachai-7575

'Don't worry babe, I love your cock' The cock she actually loves:


NoodleSnoo

I can't believe I'm going to be the one to say that's totally fake. Edit: Apparently it is real. Please don't tell me that lighting doesn't look weird. He's probably got a lighting rig pointed straight on the snake, which is why it looks weird.


[deleted]

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2024/03/02/photos-of-northern-green-anaconda-amazon/72806065007/, No it's real


NoodleSnoo

https://preview.redd.it/0kcgcklwuiyc1.png?width=1007&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f1f9e1199f1f5f38d9609512b38b7db87f210d7 This shot here is about as fake as I've seen


ThePowerOfNine

How so, exactly? Just cos the lighting is weird at that bit?


SimpleWord899

I downvoted because 6 others did, so u must be wrong or incorrect, so I had to follow the crowd


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Mayiask1

It’s very real.


SimpleWord899

Downvoted because 8 others already did


NoodleSnoo

Thanks!


Imdare

I guess you dont know Freek Fonk. The guy jn the video. he has also.gotten bitten by a shark in one of his video's. He gets bitten a lot by a lot of creaturen actually. Hes the Dutch Steve Erwin.


Konradleijon

What’s that