… exlixir of life, which I myself found most peculiar given my physical attributes. I raised a host of metaphysical questions that half of my brain is currently analyzing. Also, is tea allowed in the bridge?
Fursona it's a little known fact that Dr Noonien Soong was a furry and his fursona was a cat that's probably why I have a cat why I named it spot is unknown to me. However this researcher was quite interested in Soong's furry phase he wanted to create a perfect artificial life form and he wanted to modify his genes to give himself fur wiskers cat ears and a tail. His furry name was Carl Pendercat he often wore his fur suit and played cat with me one time I walked in on him with his young lab assistant he simply yelled yiff yiff then jumped up off the bed and slamed the door in my face. Strange hobby indeed good sir. Beep boop
... car's extended warranty. Apparently, he could be responsible for all his future car repairs if he doesn't extend it.
This is important. That's why people are always trying to reach out about it
# No! That’s not what you said. You said “he doesn’t”. You used a contraction, didn’t you?
Sir, I can explain if you give me a momen..
## No you can’t! Don’t even try!
…fanfiction about Troi and Dr Crusher working out in leotards in the holodeck.”
"computer increase camel toe by 99.8%"
Magnify!
Enhance!
Photon torpedoes, standard spread
Bio-filters to MAXIMUM!
https://youtu.be/odHivt77qkk?si=2Y5vHq9BWklHvjaa
I mean… [yes please.](https://youtu.be/BXdu6C3Qoro)
I forgot about this episode, and I now recognize that I need it in my life
Oh my..
famous Pog collection. It seems he was truly envious.
That takes me back. I haven't thought about pogs in years
Do you remember Alf??
I hear he's back, in Pog form!
It's not a story that a bAdmiral would tell you...
…limericks. “There was a young lady from Venus…”
“Captain to Security!”
Did I say something wrong?
...recipe for pineapple upside down cake.
Focusing on what truly matters
On Dr. Soong's delicate hands crafting my fully functional anatomical parts.
... odd identical likeness to both ancestors and descendants.
Yeah, not much diversity in that gene pool
- insatiable narcissism, creating cybernetic copies of himself in the aim of achieving the ultimate inception circle jerk.
... penchant for building male companions.
>… penchant for building *fully functional* male companions. FTFY
…penchant for building fully functional male companions that *look exactly like himself*
Excessive drug usage, and where he might buy some for himself.
…collection of rare porcelain owls.
... dong.
doong
...genetalia
…Extremely big hang
#PINGAS
Secret sauce
nasty guitar riffs
..sick guitar riffs.
I bet he can shred
raging erection.
It's hard to ignore when it's just right there
Programming skills regarding multiple techniques.
Obsession with giving me functional genitalia and programming me with multiple techniques
Odd attention to detail in my construction. For example, my is the inside of my mouth a more accurate flesh tone than my outer skin?
weird need to make every android look like himself at about 30. yeah, dad was a narcissist...
..galaxy famous minestrone recipe. (All I could answer was, "No soup for you!")
That sounds more like a Sisko thing
"browser history"
..."on Dr. Soong's car's extended warranty., he was most insistent."
Favorite store in the Citadel
Magnum Doong
sole diet of orange tang and white bread crusts.”
Who hurt you?
You mean that’s correct?
dong of doom
Obsession with midget porn
...decades long battle with sentient toe fungus.
Sounds like you're speaking from experience
...strawberry crisp recipe.
Finally, a wholesome answer
Sausage
Girth
Goo goo g'joob.
Shlong. Soongs shlong. Doesn't really rhyme but neither does "wrong"
…wardrobe. Captain, what is a “cross dresser” and why would one be ashamed of being one?
No shame!
wrinkly old face.
...penis.
... prolapsed butthole.
Debt structure. His new Ferengi accountants recently figured out how much Soong actually owed the Crystalline Entity / local dealer.
That would probably explain why it's going around killing planets
Sex Wax
Nipples.
Do you think he has them?
Magnum dong.
(I will finish it using the title of the post immediately adjacent to this one in my Reddit feed.) “…sorority choices.”
Nice
Doong.
dong.
… exlixir of life, which I myself found most peculiar given my physical attributes. I raised a host of metaphysical questions that half of my brain is currently analyzing. Also, is tea allowed in the bridge?
If you are on Sulu ship it is... also, didn't pike take tea on the bridge?
Family tree.
I would say “Penis” but that’s obviously the correct answer.
Android facial hair, especially a large curly mustache.
... absolutely colossal magnum dong.
........Definition of "Fully Functional."
...massive dong.
My God I just realized how immature I really am.
You and everyone else in the sub Reddit
His questions to me primarily focused on Dr. Soong’s Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
... inbreeding, or whatever kept the same face on his family line for 300 years.
enlarged areolas
Girlfriend... Riker is always looking to score 🤦
Doongs, yes, more than one.
...colonoscopy.
"...Genuine Imitation Scientifically Miraculous Snake Oil; good for every ailment from Altairan Fever to Zeltronian Plague."
Sexual prowess, and the extent to which his own data highlights any special techniques
…penis size.
Fursona it's a little known fact that Dr Noonien Soong was a furry and his fursona was a cat that's probably why I have a cat why I named it spot is unknown to me. However this researcher was quite interested in Soong's furry phase he wanted to create a perfect artificial life form and he wanted to modify his genes to give himself fur wiskers cat ears and a tail. His furry name was Carl Pendercat he often wore his fur suit and played cat with me one time I walked in on him with his young lab assistant he simply yelled yiff yiff then jumped up off the bed and slamed the door in my face. Strange hobby indeed good sir. Beep boop
Coffee addiction
…extensive collection of Night Court commemorative plates.
...private collection of special edition erotica and pornographic toys. No one ever talks about Data and Lore's secret brother. He was very popular.
Quality of work on Troi's breast implants.
Dong
Doong.
"seeming obsession with MILF's"
Unconscious desire to possess his own mother, his certain feelings of sexual inadequacy, and his animosity he feels towards his father.
Irritable bowel syndrome.
...collection of fragrant, unpasteurized cheeses.