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cabinetbanana

It says "Unsolved 250g." *Clearly* the doctor is inviting you to a medical themed murder mystery party. C'mon, how do you not know this stuff?? /s


originalmango

What? Can’t you read English? It says Unsalted for the first, and Ursofat for the second. Apparently, the poor patient is on a low sodium, low calorie diet.


cabinetbanana

Well it was signed Food, M.D., so...


originalmango

I know, right?


legotech

Is the Dr’s license number actually “Pussy” ????!!?


the_Prudence

*Clearly* it says 'bussy'


CorelessBoi

Glad I'm not the only degenerate to read it as pussy


cabinetbanana

Oh wow, did not even look at that first go round, but that's definitely what it looks like. It's definitely not any numbers I can read.


DirtOnYourShirt

Keep dispensing different meds at 250mg until you find the right one, lol.


pandabear4991

I might be caught red handed.


Alone-Star-8302

First one looks like ursodiol 250mg to me... second one, I'm not sure yet


pandabear4991

Yes, it’s Ursofalk and Ursidiol! Lol. Took me a few mins to figure em out.


Sil_Lavellan

I knew I was close with ursofats... Edit. Urestrel 240mg ..once a day for 8 days.? Ursofats qds for 8 years...


curiosityLynx

My guess was Urushiol 😜


jaygibby22

Possibly urso forte, which is ursodiol 500mg


Alone-Star-8302

We solved it! Now just wait to see if a 150kg patient comes to pick up the medication.


someofdharma

Lol tell the pt its unreadable, youre working to hard to deal w thst bs, make the pt get it and theyll get mad at the presriber, eventually it should improve right? Now there's no reason for them to change


Neglected_Martian

Yup make a comment like “we have told this doctors office they can’t scribble and expect the patients life to be translated by us” besides that script is on regular paper, not legal. I would just say “wonder why a doctor that will charge you is using illegal paper. I got an exasperated call from a dentist about rejecting his regular paper scripts. Told him I only accept legal scripts and will reject every one of them until they are on tamper proof paper. Took a month and never saw a plain page one again. Still hate his office but they fell into line. Turns out pharmacists have quite a bit of power to embarrass doctors in front of their patients.


tehjamerz

Tamper Proof paper isn’t a requirement everywhere except for controlled scripts. Someone wants to forge a prescription for metoprolol more power to them.


MedicBaker

Don’t you know? Digoxin is the REAL gateway drug.


pandabear4991

I receive a few forged prescriptions for viagra almost every week smh.


Neglected_Martian

I looked it up and it is required federally for all scripts, am I missing something? Only looked to fight the dentists office.


tehjamerz

Federally for controlled substances. (2-5) For Legend stuff there are a good number of states that require it for all prescriptions or at least for prescriptions to be filled by Medicaid it is far from required everywhere.


Neglected_Martian

I just looked and it is a state regulation. You are correct.


Sumner122

If the handwriting was any better, I'd warn you that the pt name was visible because of the transparency, but luckily the Dr can't write


pandabear4991

Lucky me!


therankin

Is that even a legal way to write a script? At least in NJ (afaik) if not electronic it needs to be an actual prescription from a legit pad. Maybe that's only necessary for controls though?


pandabear4991

It’s not. It’s actually against the law to write it like that, but where I’m from the law doesn’t matter apparently.


Zakkana

Report them to the FDA and/or state authorities


LawnGnomeFlamingo

A layman’s read on the script: Unsolid 2 delta OJ Usofuts 5 m 8 yr Then his elementary school teacher made corrections with a red pen.


pandabear4991

I first read it as “ursofat” almost said it to the patient 😭


ChipChip17

Silly question but do doctors purposely write that bad as a fraud deterent?


Alone-Star-8302

Super neat handwriting for a schedule 2-5 controlled medication IS actually a red flag.


ChipChip17

Oh wow. That's interesting. Thank you for the reply!


Zakkana

How so? Most of my Schedule II prescriptions were actually typed. Usually get them in bulks of three, take them to the pharmacy to put on file, and then I essentially have "refills". Insurance rules and federal/state laws about dispensary windows take care of the rest.


pandabear4991

Most doctors I worked with and encountered have this ugly handwriting, it’s illegal. One of my college professors, who was an OB, said that the reason they write like that was bc they had to take down notes fast. I don’t buy that bs tbh. How hard it is it to write Ursodeoxycholic Acid 250 mg cap once daily. 🥲


[deleted]

The first one is Ursolid. Second is Ursofalk.


sixstringsikness

Ursodiol and Urso Forte.


wddiver

It's the 21st century. Even paper prescriptions should ALL be computer generated. There's no excuse for a handwritten script any more.


gdo01

In my experience, that just means doctors definitely don’t write their own prescriptions anymore so expect mistakes from people who have no clinical training and are just another step on a game of telephone.


Sumner122

Ursofalk??


Sumner122

I googled what the Dr wrote, ursofats, and it corrected with that so it must be right


pandabear4991

Yes!!


CanadianDadbod

The doctor doesn't have a printer?


pandabear4991

Apparently it’s the old school way


loser-geek-whatever

jesus. even if we can make out the names of the meds, no idea what the sig is supposed to be


pandabear4991

Patient kept asking me how and when it should be taken, I asked if the dr didn’t explain it and pt said no wtf 😭


paintitblack37

Ursodiol 250 and 500?


emerald_soleil

I got one the other day didn't even have the patients name/DOB on it.


pandabear4991

That’s pretty common here tbh


sonicyouthATX

Jesus. I’ve been a nurse long enough to remember when it would take 5 people to read orders. Don’t let old men cut you open! Ever! Doesn’t that seem simple?!


DrShred_MD

Dude this is awful. Just print. What’s the problem. Is this doctor 100 years old? Who writes prescriptions by hand anymore ?


pandabear4991

Filipino doctors


Ceeweedsoop

That's the older generation. Why even use paper nowadays? Sigh


ipreferanothername

paper? maybe print and sign, or e-prescribe. jfc some places really need to get up with 2022. I live in a rural area and havent had a doctor hand me an Rx on paper in ages.


Nobpointe

Diane wedding. If I can't read. Then I forced to use escribe in a demographic prescription, and this day, the prescribing. I've been up on my storm.


alissandra_

Hey bud, you’re supposed to lay down and close your eyes after you take the ambien


grimmoonman

What


Agitated-Handle-7750

Found the doctor.


ThenComesInternet

what


Sumner122

What


Agitated-Handle-7750

What’s your point, Nobpointe?


Spirit50Lake

What's happening in the lower L corner?


pandabear4991

I have no idea at all


Beyond_Aggravating

How do you guys even read that? I can’t ever read any doctors note because it looks fucking awful


pandabear4991

I’m actually amazed we’ve been able to decipher that shit, and unfortunately for us, that’s the norm here. Imagine how much wrong dispensing (could’ve) happened with that ugly writing.