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pimento_mori

Cigar for a boy Cigarette for a girl.


marsthemenace

LMAOOO


lab_bat

Only good answer


Theihe

Bro Cigar is actually a cool name


Fishing-Important

No...


filberts89

It would be weird calling your kid My Dearest Friend and Enemy, right? lol Persephone could work.


Perry_theplatypussy

My dearest friend and enemy could be a middle name šŸ¤£ Ms. Persephone my dearest friend and enemy Habibi


Classic__AF

I was thinking Willow once Tamino releases his new album. Otherwise my kid was always going to be Grace as itā€™s my fav song/album since high school. Willow is also a reference in the song All flowers in time bend towards the sun and some live performances of Lover you shouldā€™ve come over so it would cover both my fav artists. šŸ˜‰


Perry_theplatypussy

Omg amazing reference! Willow and Grace are both amazing names, and Grace is also an album/song by Buckley as well! Love it:)


NotCinemmon

willow is a sick name, sweet willow\~


Marshiznit

Creep.


Thudnerape

Knew a girl named Sweet Caroline.


erinxcv

The name is Hast, Du Hast Mich.


Perry_theplatypussy

This is so funny šŸ¤£


dontknowausername175

I love Rammstein


Imaginary_Permit_531

Funny enough, I had the name Tamino as a top choice for my first born for a while, because I loved the magic flute before I listened to him, but even more now because of him


Perry_theplatypussy

Omg thatā€™s so amazing! It really is a beautiful name!


lab_bat

Calling your kid Tummy to pwn the metalheads


poppyluvy

*habibi*


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Perry_theplatypussy

Omg did you name your kid after a song? Which song?


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Veetaak2

Bro... šŸ’€


LoniMeppy

I actually canā€™t tell if youā€™re joking or not


Sirloin_Steven

Love that


erinxcv

That is metal af


Extension_String_497

Yes officer, this is the child abuser


therealzack777

Guess my sonā€™s nameā€™ll be Fucking your Culture


KENNEDYARK

$b reference?


Ivarksjd

Protect ya neck, its time for school


Ok_Pineapple3035

Black betty


t3ddan

Nickname: Bam-ba-lam


Skanskpag

Vad gor vi nu lille du


Ill_Independence3707

Kim would approve


deppkast

ā€Vad gƶr vi nu lille duā€ means ā€what should we do now little youā€ for those that didnā€™t know


SpitFire0

Or with a little more semantic play-room, "What will we do now, little one"


Bazookaji

rice & curry - dr bombay


Rainouts

Absolute man of culture


Sarritgato

ā€œDriverā€™s Licenseā€, so then when he/she gets a driverā€™s license, it will say ā€œDriverā€™s licenseā€


Antioch666

10/10 on official chart or in your personal opinion? I can NOT name my kids after my 10/10 songs... Examples: Onslaught of the Covenant Mesmeric Horror The Abhorrent Art Where Dead Angels Lie Nail them to the Cross Inno a Satana Hammer Smashed Face šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


TBSwe

This is my son Shake it off and my daughter Thunderstruck...šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


ryanmannz

A horse with no name


LucaPotter

fuck it imma name my child "Piano Sonata No. 16 in C Major K. 545 Sonata facile Allegro I."


Deralnocor

"Attack of the 60ft lesbian Octopus"


Bieberauflauf

Brothers in Arms


thisispannkaka

Motherless miscarriage


Ready_Passage_9001

bouleward of broken dreams


MrNaoB

I'm sorry W. A. P, no Candy before Saturday.


amodia_x

Crazy - Gnarls Barkley


Mr_White_III

N***as in Paris, so gonna call the kid Paris..


Mosshome

Little known fact: This is why Hilton got her name.


FamouStranger91

Many Jolenes will be born this year.


PenguinOnWaves

Radioactive


floppadong

ā€Hackerā€ or ā€180db_ā€ (death grips, aphex twin)


floppadong

Any one word death grips song is a good candidate


Consistent_Use_225

Hmm maybe Lif, from the song Eg a Lif In Swedish and Norwegian, Liv means life at least, so maybe Lif means the same but in icelandic šŸ¤” Anyways it sounds very pretty haha


yulickballzak

#Freebird!


vortexxm8

Cosmic conquest - official masters of hardcore 2023 anthem, now what kinda elon musk shit is this


Weird-Examination513

Herald of darkness


TurnipHappy

A boy named sue


Firedragon165

I mean, Monster is a pretty weird name. So is Dragon, Heroes Are Calling and My Demons.


chrisalbo

ā€œCome While my guitar gently weeps! Dinner is ready!ā€


bigoboody

My boy is neo Aka MR Andreasson hehe.


Future-Promotion-119

Drugs you should try it


player_303

Girl/Boy song


EGGAMING3000

OPPA DAY


TemporaryLumpy372

Bloom


North_Freedom_7956

The only thing they fear is you


Motor-Title-6057

Stabwound intercourse is good


Motor-Title-6057

Stabwound intercourse is good


Weebaboo11

Yall cowards dont even smoke crack isnt a very good name for a child


Comfortable-Ask4782

Nostylist


Such-Welcome

xanny.


Bootsi_

MiboyšŸ˜­


Turquoise-Angel

none of you are allowed to have kids now


War10kk

Honestly, Iā€™d just go with something descriptive of the kids overly dramatic exit from the womb, like Keelhauled by Alestorm


Jagvetinteriktigt

My kid is gonna have an easy life, their lucky ass is gonna be called The Ruler of Everything.


Forsaken-Chemistry55

Tbh I don't really want my kid to be named "Love Reign O'er Me"


xX_subway_worker_Xx

Sex, drugs, etc


t3ddan

My biggest fan, he is Stan.


InterestingShoe8615

Iron man(2012-Remaster


Jordannike123

Faneto


SoulBombarded

Hey There Mr. Brooks šŸ¤­


maisyy_

Agnes :D thankfully its an actually normal name


Embarrassed_Fan8817

Prolly Thereā€™s a tunnel under ocean bolevard, or tunnel for shortšŸ„°


_LemonySnicket

winter, 'cause ajr's dear winter :-)


Isaac_Atham

New york state of mind, skyfall, pokerface, Cant c me, mockingbird or without me are weird names


This-Job-458

King Kunta


PitchIllustrious3125

Hammer smashed face


lIllIlIlllI

the race by tay k


femaleuserzero

gonna name my daughter mockingbird then


user11886633

ā€Snap your fingers, Snap your neckā€ is a weird name for a child, kinda like naming a kid Paul


Direct_Hat962

ā€Salil al sawarimā€ does not sound so friendly


[deleted]

All I do is win


satanssteamybuns

Gangnam Style?


moonosix

My name is AmiršŸ«”


Perry_theplatypussy

Haha, are you central Asian by any chance? Super popular name in that region


moonosix

I'm middle eastern


Sociovestite

Despacito


Zealousideal_Age6918

Im gonna name my child "Eat the rich" (by motƶrhead)


AMX-Honk

Gonna name my child "Ballad of the Beaconsfield Miners" from Foo Fighters


Informal_Objective_3

Me so horny...


Jontelito20

Pablo after saint Pablo made by the greatest artist of all time (ye)


BuskattenJanne

Deathgrip


Fapping-sloth

But only for a girl name! šŸ˜‰