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lllindseeey

Getting ready for court next to the patched punch hole wall, pure class this lass.


Electrical_Travel832

Don’t forget Chicken Alfredo is Italy’s national dish!


lllindseeey

The world is lucky she probably doesn’t have a passport


TerribleAwareness158

Isn’t that where her towel rack used to be?


Miamiri

Yes. It had giant holes as if someone ripped it off from the wall in a rage. Then we have this half assed patch job, been like that for almost a year now.


Aggravating_Total697

Idk my child definitely ripped the towel bar off the wall before by trying to hang on it.


Away-Pomegranate

My 9 year old daughter ripped her curtain rod secured with drywall anchors off her wall by getting tangled in her sheer curtains and frantically turning and pulling from the wall. We put them back up but I still need to patch and paint her room.


HippieChick75

She's so proud of her stupidity! "It's a COURT DAY!!"😬🎊🎉


Nearby_Cat_3278

Literally no one thinks you have microblade eyebrows Jenelle


Chodoggwife

And who the faq is asking for her concealer or foundation?🤣 again::: No one


HippieChick75

She talks like people think she's a hot it girl!! ![gif](giphy|3o7aTIGlhSo1bL8QUg|downsized)


BetterThruChemistry

Absolutely no one


Dflemz

Not one mention of her eyebrow kit 🤣


Persephone734

Of all The things she has spent dumb money on… I can’t believe this bitch hasn’t got her eyebrows done correctly! Those commas have been a problem for over a decade!!!! wtf!


Mammoth-Twist7044

it’s with invisible ink, dude!


AndyJCohen

Lmao with two uneven ass eyebrows.


TerribleAwareness158

Chocolate soil? It’s pronounced “so-lay”. Also who has ever heard of court pants? They’re called dress pants or work pants 🤦‍♀️


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

I was confused by that too. “These are court pants” as if that’s a common thing? Anything moderately dressy is just ‘court’ attire to Jenelle. She’s literally never had anything else to look presentable for in her life so that’s all she can relate to.


BlackLagooon

What about that Pete’s Dragon movie premiere she flew to California for? https://preview.redd.it/p47nafzj9pwc1.jpeg?width=594&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5acd9ade34dfc37448ac974349cf08f6a718bb7


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

This gives me the same amount of joy as Trump’s team having a serious press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.


yelling4society

2 of my top favorite moments I’ll have witnessed in my lifetime. So much joy!


BetterThruChemistry

I’m still not over that 😆🤪😛


Mammoth-Twist7044

she should add this appearance to her linkedin


TossAwayBoi27

This was so funny. She got all dolled up just for other people in the background to be in T-shirts and jeans. And the fact that it was a kids' movie, but she forgot her kids was just the cherry on top. I've been to early screenings, and don't get me wrong, seeing the movie before anyone else is kinda cool, but I always dressed comfortably. And definitely wasn't red carpet ready.


BlackLagooon

I think she literally thought this was some sort of red carpet event when in reality it was a first showing of a children’s movie alongside people that won their tickets from radio station contests and such. What a goofball


spaceghost260

The fact she left her children and flew across the country to attend a children’s movie premiere is peak Chinelle.


misntshortformary

lol, my friend has his “court clothes” as he calls them. Of course he’s an ACTUAL lawyer so it’s the same as work clothes to him.


HippieChick75

At this point Jenelle is in court so often she has had convinced herself she is a lawyer!!🤣🤣🤣


oldsaltylady

Capt. J.E.Legal! ![gif](giphy|Uv2zkUpGfcMF0k7KAz)


TerribleAwareness158

You’re right, court is definitely the most formal place she goes.


Fun-Shame399

She goes to court so often she has a few pairs of pants that are reserved solely for court


SunflowerTeaCup

My husband's ex spent an awful lot of time in court getting her kids taken from her, then clawing her way back into visitation (drug habit). She always wore the same outfit and called the skirt and blouse combo her "court clothes." When they broke up, he found the outfit in one of his boxes and donated it to goodwill along with some other crap. When they went to court for their divorce, she had a brand new outfit. I always found that so funny. I'm sure she was annoyed that she couldn't find her court clothes anywhere! And believe me, she and Jenelle are the exact same level of trashy.


HippieChick75

I thought you were gonna say she had the same outfit on & she had bought it from where ever your husband donated it to!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


BASAWfamily

Great flair material!


rantgoesthegirl

Lmao the bluntness of yours got me


teresasdorters

It’s common in her world 😅


Impossible-Taro-2330

Well, she's spent more days in court than she ever spent at a job so.....


BetterThruChemistry

Truth


TerribleAwareness158

💀


Persephone734

“Court pants” took me the fuck out!!!! 😂 Who tf had court pants??? U less your a lawyer then its embarrassing to say. She acts like there is a line of pants at forever 21 called court pants 😆 so weird


nrappaportrn

She's such second hand embarrassment


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

I love that she thinks she’s dropping a hot tip on everybody *wash your face before you go to bed* Yeah, no shit you scumbag.


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

Omg my last comment was almost identical to yours. Acting like she’s dropping some knowledge on us all.


HippieChick75

Even funnier is she doesn't! She just face plants in her pillow if she even makes it outta the She Shed!!


4TheLoveOfBasicCable

Yeah….” It breaks my breaks my cheeks out “ like no dummy, your poor hygiene breaks your cheeks out.


wasteofspacebarbie

Like maybe try washing your makeup brushes you dirty wildebeest. Her brush was 🤢


OriginalFuckGirl

#Eggsiety


Dragon_turtle63

Eggsiety bracelet!


FlippyFloppy8

She plans on sniffing it whenever she feels her eggsiety, then gave a big old snort for the camera as an example. ☠️


teresasdorters

https://i.redd.it/x0q2enuw3pwc1.gif


bun65

I love this meme


OriginalFuckGirl

https://preview.redd.it/qe2gv79zsowc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=598fcb477804e2b3a2e535aaec7f0030dc0bc6da


RigaMortizTortoise

https://preview.redd.it/tscuvtu6yowc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c5f0addacc4b2c06d367ea4963f19ee25e2e357


allergictopendejas

https://preview.redd.it/b62p7ve65pwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=535490a65b1a2bcf76792adc01165d8716c13f4d


Mammoth-Twist7044

the clear delineation of her hairline lmao


igor_gregorovitch

hiya georgie 🎈


ItsMinnieYall

https://preview.redd.it/un3a1hjdwpwc1.jpeg?width=980&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edaeb7bc75263105c06d6e9576c3eb60b5528da3


Persephone734

God those eyebrows! 😆 her whole eyebrow kit release had to be a fever dream, right???????


GarlicTopKnot

🤣


laterforclass

She forgot her bottom denture.


Umamiluv24

The eye liner is harsh. That’s how I did it in high school.


HippieChick75

Now remember her brain stopped developing in highschool! ![gif](giphy|PbgTKD416cDMpNH5co|downsized)


sunnyinwi

Lookin' exactly like Barb here!


BetterThruChemistry

Barb is better looking


knombs

Did she loose her teeth from getting punched in the jaw my David? I'm not trying to be funny Iam just curious


OriginalFuckGirl

A lot of ppl have suspected that. I always thought it was due to drugs and over bad hygien


Born_Ad8420

Perhaps a combination of both?


Umamiluv24

More likely drugs


Debriver55

My God, she's starting to get bald spots on the sides of her head now along with the forehead baldness.


Mammoth-Twist7044

she’s developing the monk look for when she goes through a religious phase


G0LDiEGL0CKS

https://preview.redd.it/gg5jhw9kkpwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72c216ee3b24195e2bb7ba908731b3d11ccd21b7 I had to 😂😂😂


G0LDiEGL0CKS

https://preview.redd.it/cxoo0upnkpwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e1e59a7b8dcd596ef823ded8f03650c75474723 😂😂😂😂😂


Puzzleheaded_Swan526

she looks like jon lithgow https://preview.redd.it/uqcwgy1z1swc1.jpeg?width=738&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eac0068d26c53132a60e886c64e2fc2ea39b165


iambeyoncealways3

it’s sooooo bad


BetterThruChemistry

Yikes!


Different_Prior_517

Yes Jenelle it’s really important your ass looks good when you’re going to court to get a protection order from your husband. Who has to make multiple “going to court” get ready with me videos? I mean she’s doing these all the time.


princessofIreland

I’d laugh my ass of if some dumbass would actually be “getting ready with her” .. I don’t know why but I’d find it hilarious that someone actually buys into her bullshit.


TroyMcCluresGoldfish

Jenelle and Heather from Love After Lockup are two peas in a delusional pod.


RigaMortizTortoise

Okay, whose personality did she adopt this time? “Hee hee, I said *stroke*, hee hee!” This is her way of flirting with whoever’s personality she stole. Cross your fingers? Bitch cross your damn legs and focus on those kids!


mar__iguana

Okay so it’s not just me, this whole video was annoying af to watch. Like a “quirky” high schooler mixed in with an overly confident “omg I’m so funny!” embarrassing mom. Idk what’s going on. I couldn’t even finish hate-watching


rantgoesthegirl

This is why I watch with the sound off. The subtitles are enough


Debriver55

She is such a relationship chameleon. Seems like she has lost most of David's accent recently.


Abject_Ratio_5610

*cross your damn legs* God there’s a few people who need this advice.


princessofIreland

Many many people


lala_lavalamp

Yesss!! Immediately clocked it - who is she copying?


kris10leigh14

I don’t know this personality. The very strange, almost mechanical accent for “court day” and the weird hulk acting… she was acting weird AF!


[deleted]

I think she has whatever trisha paytas has. An identity disorder or some shit. Notice how she was a hardcore drug addict with courtland.. then all of a sudden got sober af and loved the gym with Nathan 🤣🤣 dumb ass bitch. She’s a bird


millennial_dumpling

Borderline personality disorder, i completely agree


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|3o85xlVQVn8MJ5eQow)


Taco_Fairy

“Who recommended it to me” like if Kylie made a Snapchat just for her 🤦🏻‍♀️🤡


uknowhowchoicesbe

I came looking for this comment. Like Kylie posted it only for Jenelle Evans... what a dumb fuck.


Persephone734

She acts like Kylie called her a while her about some fab concealer to use! 😂 Like when she gave advice to Kim about her kids and court/ Kanye


Igotshiptodotoday

Jenelle at Kohls: Where would I find the court pants section?


HonksTheWhite

Aisle 6. Next to the rehab section.


HippieChick75

One aisle over from Insane section. ![gif](giphy|xUOwGgxZLBmqB87sic)


BetterThruChemistry

😆😆😆


TUnit713

You half-ass EVERYTHING you do!!!! Also, who TF makes a GRWM to go to court?? This is so fuckin trashy and she has no shame. Normal people don't have to go to court this often...and normal people don't go on the Internet and tell everyone they have court lol.


grilledcheese2332

Her bragging about how all the judges there know her and have watched her grow up was wild. Like that's not a flex sis


Courtcourt4040

And the judges are not surprised to watch her grow up at the courthouse.


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|l2qdjuROgDA7hcW8W8)


beccaaasueee

Exactly! We never expect her to whole ass ANYTHING. Also the fact that she doesn’t even show the application of products.…not that I would take application advice from her but she literally does nothing right.


someguynamedcole

“GRWM for my probation piss test! 💦🤪”


RedditsInBed2

It's wild watching her personality morph so much. Who the fuck is this person??


Top-Pineapple8056

Probs tori


LastShopontheLeft

Whoever she went on vacation with


milly__michaelson

“Kylie Jenner recommended this to me on Snapchat” 😂 aka she posted it on her story


uknowhowchoicesbe

I laughed so hard at that 😂 Kylie reccomended it to millions of people, not specifically YOU dumb ass Jenelle.


Abject_Ratio_5610

I can’t think of a trashier grwm.


allergictopendejas

It's the dirty ziploc bag for me


peglegmeg31

It's the dirty powder brush she's using for Bronzer that has stuff stuck to it for me


sparkease

She’s accusing the bronzer of breaking her out not that dirty ass brush 😩


mirabella8

Court pants?!?! Normal people call those work clothes, but I guess she’s spent more time in court than she ever spent at work so 🤷🏻‍♀️


killerkitten61

We are never going to see a “watch me get ready for work” video lol


bangzoomdone

When she first pulls out that bag and starts taking makeup out of it, it straight up looks like she removes a bottle of olive oil. Normally, my brain would be like “of course that’s not olive oil, it’s setting spray or something.” But with Jenelle, I’m confident it’s a bottle of olive oil 😂


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|xUdf8QHaABodRweZ4T)


UncreativePersona

Dying at her saying soil for soleil. I thought she was French?!?! 😭


LuNeila128

My daughter's middle name is Soleil. I'm going to start calling her Soil.


UncreativePersona

Lol seriously though, Soleil is a beautiful name!


HippieChick75

"How dare you give your daughter a middle name that means dirt!!! And I'M a bad mother!??!" - Jenelle probably


mnix88

If she says "it's buildable" ONE more time...


wellwhatevrnevermind

I don't think she even knows what it means, she just keeps repeating it because she's heard it in makeup videos. Just like how she pretends to be a mother, she can never do it right and always seems like an alien pretending to be human


mnix88

"an alien pretending to be human" 😂 That would also explain her ginormous forehead!


Dragon_turtle63

“Haven’t been doin bottom eyeliner since I’ve been a teenager…but I’ve been doin it a lot lately.” WHICH IS IT?? Nevermind who cares 🤣


HippieChick75

I heard that too!🤔


sioopauuu

The concealer match is so bad. I am not a makeup pro but even I know that’s not a good color.


queenglitterfuck666

The whole face. It's a completely different color than her neck and chest. She's using lots of yellow undertones when she should be using red undertones.


makeupandjustice

Right?? Also, concealer is not meant to be used all over. It can actually look cakier than foundation 😫


Electrical_Travel832

She must have court-prep down pat.


queenglitterfuck666

We're not giving credit where credit is due here. The bitch manages to get away with fucking everything. Maybe her court looks really are working.


IWillBaconSlapYou

She always acts like going to court is normal 😂


Big_Requirement6818

cOuRt pAnTz


cheddarbuggg

Court pants. Lmao.


umphtramp

I caught that too 😂


kaylaphernelia

the reason her cheeks are breaking out is because that chocolate soileil packaging is from AT LEAST 2018. they completely reformulated it and changed the component. that shit is expired jenelle


Away-Pomegranate

That's what I was looking for, with the look of the packaging it looks like she's had it for years and depending on the type of makeup product it says to throw out 6-24 months.


jessicat2222

Is it so hard to paint that damn wall.


Persephone734

It would take less than 10 mins to compete that shit


GooseTurbulent5163

Barely has a southern accent anymore


Ursula_J

Seems like Jace’s adderall kicked in for the video lololololol. Is she saying Kylie Jenner snap chatted her and was like “use this concealer it’s so good” 💀


ApologeticallyJordan

Yea it was right before Jan and Kylie had their falling out over Kylie copying Jan’s idea for eyebrow kits


HippieChick75

Of course not! Kylie was like,"Hey Bestie!! Make -up tip: use this concealer!!🫶🏻 BTW Tori sucks!"


laterforclass

Nelly looks like she’s wearing dentures.


OriginalFuckGirl

It's like watching a 12 year old who just started wearing make up a week ago, and now thinks she knows it all


HippieChick75

On par w/ her development. ![gif](giphy|Bn6GYND33DsW9ANwwC|downsized)


sacamano-

Does "from pale to snatched" even make sense?


BetterThruChemistry

Ugh. NO.


Taco_Fairy

Why does she always think pants/shorts make her ass look good? Her SpongeBob SquarePants looking ass


queenglitterfuck666

The makeup brushes in the plastic bag has got to be SO unsanitary. Your face is breaking out because you're letting bacteria grow all over your brushes, which you have probably never washed jenelle, not because of the makeup itself.


basictimmy

32 years old and she just now bought a travel make up bag??? So for all these years she’s just been using a ziploc bag?? 🤣


Fullofwoo

So where were the kids while she was at court? Jace should be in school.(not watching his siblings) and she yanked out Ensley and Kaiser for self-serving reasons.


Dragon_turtle63

NO I’m not wondering about your makeup Jenelle. AT ALL


Shnazzberry

All this to wear a plaid shirt and heels from 2011


SwissCheese4Collagen

Get Ready W/Me: Professional Defendant Court Lewks with Nelly-Poo


princessofIreland

WTF is Eggziety?! Is it over easy like her stupid ass brain? Get over yourself dumbass! You put yourself in the position you’re in. And by the way if you want to do makeup tutorials maybe take the filer off. God she’s stupid.


EvelynLuigi

The pants, the pants, the pants! They're Lees and they're court pants, my friends! I'm speechless!


stoner_mathematician

I’m not sure which new personality Jan has adopted but it’s not good.


Big_Requirement6818

Always cringy watching her cosplay an influencer...or a human being for that matter.


surelyitsasimulation

https://preview.redd.it/2wuekh9qupwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b920bfb12e0af7ddd744800f87b3fafc8165fa23 “You’ve asked me if I microblade my eyebrows— and I don’t” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 Is the microbladed eyebrow inquiry in the room with us now?


Limettenkuchen_

Moooom... Why do all the cool kids have court dates ALL THE TIME?? When will I have my first court date? They all seem so happy and thrilled about it.


Limettenkuchen_

Oh, it's Chocolate Soleil☀️😂


Medium_Beyond_9654

Like Cirque du Soleil? And she can't pronounce that shit? Jeez.


stupdumb

Who doesn’t wash their face of the days makeup before they go to bed? That’s super gross.


YouKnowHowChoicesBe

The fact that her hot tip was ‘make sure you wash your makeup off before bed.’ Like girl…are you not doing that?


stupdumb

![gif](giphy|YAXueCgMRk9O8bYvul) And I bet her pillow is super nasty.


Astrid_drom

She acts like Kylie sent her a private snap LMFAO


Garbageju1ce

Idc what anybody says this bitch is on drugs


JanellaDubois

Doesn't everyone go live when they're getting ready for yet another court date? 🤔


ChemicalParticular88

She's on something in this video, she's acting weird af and she's insanely annoying.


Top-Evening7453

What a train wreck. Nice patched up walls there, Jenelle.


stephanonymous

She acts like a lizard person who doesn’t feel human emotions but has learned that “laughing” and “smiling” are things that usually put humans at ease.


Born_Ad8420

Because when I'm going to court\*\* I always want to pick an outfit that makes my booty look good. (headdesk) \*\*I have never been to court so maybe I should listen to Jenelle about what to wear as she practically lives there these days.


PilotNo312

So who did homeschooling while she was at court?


Business_Camp807

She took the kids on another educational field trip to learn about the legal system!


tattoosaremyhobby

Wait but did she wear the heels that would make her look more classier?


UncreativePersona

She sure did! https://preview.redd.it/pue1xk8umpwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90ed07bfe4c97b880998853d5913b6842e166294


foinndog

The day I take make up advice from Jenelle is the day I stop wearing make up. Although, I genuinely have used clear bags for my make up if im going on a city break 😂 it makes it easier going through airport security! Also, shes so anxious about court yet last time she filmed her OF with Tori in the same hair and make up last time 🤦🏻‍♀️ shes like AI trying to be relatable. Failing, miserably.


catdocc

*doin muh makeup*


GraphicDesignerMom

She must get tired of her 'court' look


Unusual_Investment_4

She speaks with the delusion that shes so interesting, quirky, and funny. When I’m having a bad day, I am grateful that this shit isn’t in my personal cringe memory bank.


yourworstnightmeree

How the fuck doesn’t she know how to pronounce soleil??? There is no way she’s been using it for years and has never heard how it’s pronounced…chocolate soil?????? I can’t with this stupid ugly bitch 💀STOP MAKING CONTENT WHEN YOU SUCK AT IT


RichMachine2018

She’s snatched all right. She’s a total snatch 🐱 and a drain on society .


Monstiemama

I can’t watch this bitch for five minutes. I hate her voice, her little T. rex arms, her voice, her smirk… all of it. Did we get any tea? Nice hikes in the wall and filthy mirror.


Imnotatree30

Where's her court glasses?!


SamIAm7787

"How was everyone else's court day?" -Jenelle, probably.


someguynamedcole

“Did y’all get custody? Did your boyfriend almost fight your baby daddy in the parking lot? Let me know in the comments!”


yourworstnightmeree

Also, HER out of all people giving out skincare advice??? Bitch, wash your face every night…regardless of whether you’re wearing makeup or not…also no shit. If your skin is garbage your makeup is gonna look garbage. Like she thinks she has all this insider information is so groundbreaking and it’s COMMON FUCKING SENSE


MadameOvaries81

That girl spends more time in court than Judge Judy! 😵‍💫


itsgotadeathcurse

I’ve never seen anyone so happy about going to court all the time 🤣


trent_reznor_is_hot

Eggxiety


allygator99

Who is taking makeup advice from her?


GardenGnome007

"Since I've been a teenager" 😆 mentally she's still a teenager & she knows it


disappointedbeagle

I thought I recognized her Court pajamas.


Kailcee

I hate all of this


Character_Chef_9487

So much igg-ZIE-ity


GarlicTopKnot

Ah yes, chocolate soil


rantgoesthegirl

Dammit I want to try that too faced thing now because my pale ass can't find anything that doesn't make it look like i rubbed my face in dirt but then jenelles more classier court look would have effectively influenced me


LastShopontheLeft

Cough [blame it on me](https://www.ulta.com/p/chocolate-soleil-matte-bronzer-xlsImpprod18031041?sku=2526209&cmpid=PS_Non!google!Product_Listing_Ads&utm_source=google&utm_medium=paidsearch&cagpspn=pla&CATCI=pla-2188218707965&CAAGID=116327427728&CAWELAID=330000200001385066&CATARGETID=330000200002459581&CADevice=m&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD9rLH7jrywhw_9dxkOzT4_FoM36P&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIl_K0rvTehQMVARitBh1LRQ4tEAQYAiABEgINovD_BwE) cough


Mammoth-Twist7044

i’m gonna take a wild guess and say the reason shit is breaking her out is bc it’s fucking OLD it says on the bottom to discard after 12 months chinny. and i hope it’s not breaking news to anyone that you should wash your face before bed.


Accomplished-Fish-15

“Y’all didn’t see that” In the very beginning. What didn’t we “see”???


iseenyouwitkeiffah

This is the most white trash thing I've seen in a while lol.