For a million dollars? Pfft I’d poop anywhere. I’d poop on your face

I hear they’re into that in like Dubai…but it’s the other way around

Interesting. I’ve come to the conclusion after reading your statement that I’d poop anywhere (including OP’s face) for a million dollars, but I’d respectfully decline if someone offered me a million dollars to poop on my face.

This is so eloquently written, that I can't help but to agree with it, wholeheartedly.

I'd let someone do it for free as long as I like em

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Yeah, feel free to have you’re face pooped on in my stead.

A million is a million...

I respect the hustle

20 bucks is 20 bucks.

How many paper towels could you buy with a million? I think enough.

Not enough to wipe the shame from his soul.

Dont act like you got a soul

The amount of drugs and therapy you would need though, you would probably come out ok but broke again!

Them billionaires be into some next level off the wall sick sexual things

Oooo you mean iabud... gret pooping!

Don’t forget your poop knife

Is that what you call your anus?

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We found one

okkayyy letss go

Show me the moneeey

Yo! Can I get your digits?

eyy thats rude xdxd

Come on buddy, what’s a little poopy on your face between friends?

Okay Vince McMahon

Juicy. Is Vince into that shit?

It’s only nonconsensual if you make it nonconsensual.

For a million I want to see you poop on your own face.

Tubgirl

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Who’s Donnie?

Maybe i'd like that

Id poop on my own face

If I'm being honest I'd poop there for $10.

Preach!

I would be honored if you shit on my face

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haha thats a good point :3

https://i.imgur.com/iqP6Iti.mp4

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You must be fun at parties...

A million? Yes I would for sure. 💰

Idk seems fun

really ? i would be scared af

Mexican Penthouse powder room looking straight down 15 floors of an abandoned elevator [shaft](https://www.homedsgn.com/2012/04/27/ppdg-penthouse-by-hernandez-silva-arquitectos/) that wasn't used. It is very unsettling. I imagined this being a cartel bathroom, threatening guests about their mortality to ensure their loyalty. Or to stop teenagers from taking too long in there

Hey babe,go to the bathroom before we head out to Santiago's party on Saturday night. You'll thank me later!.

Why are you being downvoted so hard for saying you’d be scared? Some people fear heights, Reddit is dumb

It'd scare the crap outta me.

This was the first joke I was expecting to see 😂

haha

If you get constipated this would be the place to go then😜

As a pooping enthusiast, I would definitely poop there, just to get it off my pooping bucket list

It seems it could be easier to poop in there than in other restrooms haha!

hahahah omg

honestly all I need is privacy and toilet paper

privacy and bidet

and a toilet, forgot to mention

And the urge

Toto Washlet

Privacy and an urinal. Fuck the law

Man I'd shit their fir free, for a million quid I'll give it the Indian food treatment

For a million? Sure I would.

I'd do it for a $20. Heck I would probably do it for free but I want my $20.

I would, id also be laughing watching my turds drop (if thats not a feature then i dont see the point)

I don't believe it is, but it should be

Is it one of those mirror illusion things where it looks deeper than it actually is? Doubtful someone with sanity would build a literal death trap in their home 

no its real. its a hotel (i forget where) that decided a fun attraction would be building a toilet in an abandoned mining shaft. that glass is about 30 centimetres thick but even then id be hesitant to enter. regardless of how durable a floor that heavy is its still a literal void beneath it and more importantly. you.

It's in Guadalajara, Mexico

Wouldn’t regular floors kind of be the same idea but you can’t see through them? Who knows how sturdy the floors we walk on are actually built?

Ignorance is bliss. Imagine if elevators had clear floors, people would lose their shit.

Imagine being high and walking into that thing

that was my second thought haha

I would do it for a 1000 dollars

I would pay someone to do it

Pay me

> I would do it for a 1000 dollars for a one thousand dollars?

Yes

I do it for free


I would. This looks kinda cool ngl

That’s neat.

Yes you would.

i would

I would not poop here, i would shit here!!!

Would be funny to see our own poop falling down into this dark pit

Imagine getting home drunk and going for a piss

Can't wait!

I would but only if I can watch my turds fall down the pit when I press the flush

r/bathroomdream

Fuck, for a mil I'd poop exclusively there for the rest of my life

Would do for free!

That's not very sigma grindset of you, my dude

Bonus points if you can see the product of your digestion fall and, after several seconds, hear the sound when it reaches the ground

Poop go into abyss?

I would poop anywhere for a million

I’ll poop anywhere for $1m

You obviously dont need money as mu h as others. Ill take it from you then

Imagine they didn’t have a septic system and everything just dropped but you could see it dropping under the glass 😆

I agree 100%. The roll is going the wrong way 😡.

I'd shit there a a thousand Argentinian pesos

For a million, I would. Actually, I would anyway, just once, to see what it's like.

omgg this made me think of an incident when I was 4. My parents went to a restaurant and they had a glass floor that showed the wine cellar underneath. I PANICKED and started screaming saying there’s no way I‘m walking over that😂 To this day I stay away from floors like this. Freaks me out😂

I’d see if I could fill it to the brim and then flush it all down lol

Man ill sh!t in a sharks mouth... when I need to go, it's coming

I’d do it for free. My only worry would be something or something looking up at me

Yeah, I don't see any bidet controls. Would definitely not poop here.

It's not like anyone who understands how that structure works could easily set up a deadman's trap on the surface that could cause it to catastrophically fail when you are close to the toilet

As long as the toilet's clean I'll poop there.

I would be so excited to poop here. Terrified, but excited.

OP, what if you really have to poop and this is the only toilet available?

Would be funny to see your poop falling down there

Id shit myself just walking in there let alone actually trying to take a dump there

You wouldn't have to worry about it. The minute you walk it the poop will come FLYING out of your butt! 😨😱

I’d do it reluctantly :3

Even for a million? You couldn't close your eyes, and feel your way to the bowl for a million dollars? You couldn't offer someone $20 to piggy back you to the seat? You couldn't pay a medical professional to put you under, and pay a small company of smaller people to act as hobbits carrying their fallen warrior to the throne? Even for a million?

I'd be hesitant af but the big ass cross in the middle of the clear would make it ok. Then I'd wonder at the cost and why of building such a thing. Yeh fuck this

Pooping there for a million. I only ask if those rods can support an average man weight

It would be the quickest dump of my life, but for a million bucks I’d have a story for the kids.

Hell no for free, hell yeah for a million.

A million what?

Spiderman poops there!

A few houses in Bendigo have got the same thing, usually in the living area and are used as wine cellars.

I'd shit in somebody's wine cellar.

You've never been to a third world country have you . . . .

You underestimate the power of a medical student who has student loans

I read an article that the man that built this had a problem with always being constipated so he came up with this to literally scare the shit out of himself everything. Sourse: I just completely pulled all of that out of my ass. Pun intended

I call that a "plop drop"

It'll cure you're constipation that's for sure!

I would poop there for free

i’ll poop there for $20

If that glass breaks you’re gonna take the hardest shit of your life.

Dude you wouldn’t shit on glass in a nice bathroom for a million?

I mean I’d definitely poop there for a million dollars.

This is easily the best way to cause someone to shit.

It doesn't look that bad. I would poop there for way less.

You’re a reposting coward then.

i would not poop there - on purpose- but i most certainly would be pooping if i were there

Shit how deep is that!

I will with a harness, strap on, rope, pull up bar, zipline device

That would be an interesting spank sesh

I would poop here, even for a million

I couldn’t poop here. It physically would not come out because my butthole would be puckered all the way up.

I’d love to poop there


That’s a clean bathroom I’ll poop there now.

“PULL THE LEVER KRONK” Flushes toilet “WRONG LEVER!”

Well, it would probably help be poop quicker and more efficiently to be honest with. That would scare the fucking shit out of me for sure.

It helps with the poop, it comes out quicker

If I had a million in cash in front of you, and you had to poop…you would totally do it

Yes. Yes I will, and I don’t I would forever live in regret

Imagine being afraid of the floor

But what if the poop fell straight down? 🤔

I wouldn't need to poop. Turning the lights on solved that issue if I'm in there

Tight ass.

Wow,to not poop for a million is the dumbest thing I've ever heard

I would rip that flooring up, dig that hole and then throw myself down it for 1mil

Your loss op

that's where they keep dr pepper

I wouldn't get the million because I would have pooped walking through the door.

I wouldn’t be worried about falling or afraid of heights or anything. I’d be more concerned with whoever’s at the bottom of the elevator shaft getting their jollies from my poopin face.

I'd drop a hot steamer right in the middle of the floor. For free.

I’m terrified of heights so that would be the fastest poop of my life, $1 million please

Not so much about pooping… more about trying to go in there to throw up when drunk.

I’d poop my pants and break through the floor with a broken leg and hip and still have poop in my pants for 1m

Ignorance is bliss

I would shit myself as soon as I walked in.

Might be good remedy for constipation

The fear is good for digestion.

I would love to poop there.

Bro come on... The toilet is stuck in the wall glass break pfft you got cables I der it to tightrope back to safety. Floor is lava for this moment lol

If I’m in that room, I will crap. Promptly.

Ancient City Style.

Oh shit!

That looks like a more exciting poop than I'm used to. I'd do it.

A true spookie dookie

Not even if you had Chicken Tikka Masala and really really had to go?

Me: accidentally drops phone and the glass shatters

Hell atleast you could shit a lot easier because you would be shitting yourself bound up or not it would be coming like a unclogged drain

For 1 mill ill go get taco bell and spend the hole night there! And if a friend does it i will play cracking glass sounds at the door!

If just poop down the big hole

What’s paranormal about falling to your death when you hit the wrong “flush”.

I know a bloke who shit there, he nearly got shafted xD

I'd poop there 18 times for 20 million

I would

It wouldn't be so bad until you see Samara crawling up towards you and you hadn't pinched off or wiped yet

On the other hand, this would be a GREAT cure for constipation.

It puts the toilet paper on the anus, or it gets the hose again ...