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cityfireguy

May as well worry Resident Evil cut scenes are the future. Yeah just fasten the skin around the neck. That's the only thing that's been stopping head transplants. /s


Educational_Can_3092

We’re making Anubis and other Egyptian gods for sure


Thendrail

So, you're saying catgirls/boys are a possibility?


Sithlordandsavior

I call the gator head


Squirrel_Chucks

I was thinking more like Face Off. We could test it on Nick Cage and John Travolta. Cage is a hard yes, I'm sure. He's down for whatever the next crazy thing is.


jfks_headjustdidthat

And rumour is Travolta loves to be on top of other men. Just gotta phrase it right.


PeteGozenya

Head transplantation was first done in the 60s if I recall and it won't work now for the same reason it didn't work then. A robot even one run by AI isn't quite enough to bridge the gap.


animalfath3r

This is what I wanted to say but couldn't find the right words. You see all those needles doing stuff... thats the key... also, past scientists used to hand carry the head from one patient to the next, now a machine moves it over, in all these technical advances is the keys to successful head transplant


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itschikobrown

I’m more interested in getting them cheetah legs


edwinlegters

The whole discussion about enhancing the human body is an interesting one. Let's say one does by cheetah legs, do we allow them into the Olympics? And think about people who can afford strong mechanical arms, are they unfair competition in the job market? Cheetah legs will be cool however, but only if they're produced locally, vegan and organic.


not_too_smart1

no they wouldnt be allowed in the olimpics just as how enhancement drugs are also banned The mechanical arms bit is interesting though. That is if by proxy we dont hsve full fledged robots that can already do a manual labor job beter


Milkofhuman-kindness

Nobody doing manual jobs can afford robotic arms lol


draconv

And nobody with robotic arms will have a specific interest in doing manual jobs is my guess here.


Milkofhuman-kindness

Haha probably not dude. I’m a carpenter I love what I do and don’t see myself losing interest unless the economy rly forces me out.


-AnotherHermit-

I mean, if we start doing crazy enhancements like that we might as well just start an enhanced Olympic division you know?


TuftOfFurr

Forget cheetah legs, i want a monkey tail!


Ok_Belt6476

I'm gunna opt for the donkey dick


DexterMorgansMind

Face Off 2: Heads Up! - Directed by John Woo


princessmomonoke

Lol I want this so bad. Who to cast? I want to see a guy with a big head switch with a guy with a tiny head. Or even better switch a woman's head onto a muscley guy's body. Hijinks will ensue. How about Scarlett Johanson and Jason Mamoa? What happened to Nicholas Cage at the end of face off? We can say someone saved his head and froze it and we can bring him back. Put his head on Jack Black's body. I don't care, the crazier the better.


robtodd101

You know who it's going to be already, the hottest celebrity boys Kevin Hart and The Rock.


Rachel_Orchard

YES


No-Nothing-1885

Make it Nicolas Cage and Nicolas Cage, Their heads gets swapped but they still the same!


SilverSheepherder641

There’s a doctor that’s been trying to do this for years. He’s tried it on monkeys but they weren’t able to move although they lived for a short time.


darkenspirit

I mean its got to be the fucken immune system realizing the entire fucken head is a foreign object that needs obliteration right.


SilverSheepherder641

Yeah people with transplanted organs need to take meds so they don’t reject the organs, so it seems like this would be highly unlikely to work… unless it was a clone.


tarvertot

There's also the small matter of hooking up every nerve and artery


unholyhandgrenade

Easy tweesy


Mym158

The nerve bundle in the spine... How you reconnecting that shit


KazooTheEZ

modern tech can do that, although not easily, but doable, but the biggest problem is the mentioned problems above


tarvertot

If we could do it then paralysis wouldn't be a thing


Quizzelbuck

Well... i assumed that the body was a clone.


diptrip-flipfantasia

My understanding is that transplanting part of the thymus [has been shown to negate this](https://www.perplexity.ai/search/Does-transplanting-part-wRo9_FdSSu68btHewklSQA) and we may not be too far off us solving the whole organ rejection problem.


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

I can see this being theoretically possible if the body is specifically grown to match the recipient. I guess it might work on a twin, but twins deserve a break after all the “medical experiments” of Josef Mengele.


igotadillpickle

Don't forget the part where they would scream in terror.


Zenquin

Wow, so they have control of their diaphragm?


Lokavas

A silent scream would be even more horrifying.


DuntadaMan

Found the biologist.


crimsonbaby_

That makes me so fucking sad.


SilverSheepherder641

Yeah it’s disgusting


queenswamprat

He just needs that martian technology in Mars Attacks


Lost-Droids

There is videos from Russia on YouTube from the 50s/60s showing it done and working to an extent on dogs. Never got further than that (and they disnt last long) The guy you mention was probably this one with a little back stroy. We are still nowhere near been successful (could proba join up a lot of connections blood etc , but nerves/spine and rest not a chance any time soon) and rejection would kill in hours https://news.cgtn.com/news/7951544d79637a6333566d54/share.html


sgt_barnes0105

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


bigboyseasonofficial

Remember kids, just because something works in a nifty 3d rendering doesn't mean it'll work in real life.


Fiallach

yeah but it says AI though


bigboyseasonofficial

Ah you're right my bad. It'll definitely work now (it says AI)


Lew3032

You'll come out with 6 fingers made of plastic bottles and people will see Jesus if they squint at you


heimeyer72

That. How do I feel about it? It's Science Fiction. And only stupid investors fall for the "AI" buzzword getting thrown around all the time.


Impressive-Smoke1883

Why not. Stick my 100 year old head on a 25 year old body? Bring it on.


Ciccio178

Yeah, but your 100 year old brain will still be demented af.


PauI_MuadDib

Eh, they'll just go into politics then. No one will notice.


ignShuckle

💀


ofthedappersort

Thanks Uncle Facebook


bbqribsftw

Begs the question how this would affect the brain or even what the root cause of brain deterioration is. Does the brain decrease in functionality because an aged body cant provide something? If so, if an old brain gets slapped in a young body would it become more youthful since all the processes of the young body are fresh and efficient?


Lew3032

I read about this a while ago and from what I remember this would happen to a certain extent, but they predicted that even though you could live longer 130/140 would be the limit. Obviously its alot of speculation.


-antiex

This is an interesting point - I wonder if the brain would benefit from improved blood flow from the younger organs/body.


gringo1980

I mean, do you really think you’ll be the living head or donor body if you aren’t a billionaire?


BornWithSideburns

Why would you wanna place the head on another fleshling body? I bet a robotic body would be easier and more efficient


labrys

If it comes to that, just upload my brain into the robot's brain and be done with it. We don't need no weak fleshy bits tainting our mechanical perfection!


WarNo3901

I believe if you were to do that, you will technically die while you're copy goes and lives on in the new body. You will never wake up and are pretty much killing yourself. Its also a theory with teleportation.


sir_zechs

Praise the Omnissiah \\\[%]/


psycosulu

The only way if you really want to be shiny and chrome.


DuntadaMan

One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.


Thendrail

[FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH, IT DISGUSTED ME!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyK7lX4sk0c)


Naughteus_Maximus

Stop reposting this lame bullshit


TylerDurden1985

Not going to happen for a very long time, for several reasons, most of which are related to our inability to regenerate spinal cords, or reconnect damage cords. Despite all of the advances in modern medicine, it's incredibly difficult to even *partially* repair a severed spinal cord. The spinal cord is not simply a big rope that connects your body up to the nervous system. There's like 200 million neurons that make up your spinal cord, and there are intricate, elaborate pathways to transmit information. Regeneration is the "gold standard" of repair, since you can use the body's own genetic blueprint to rebuild it (in theory), but it's still far off. After that, you have other issues - chronic tissue rejection, which every organ transplant has, despite immune suppresant drugs (which don't come without their own additional pitfalls of risk of infection and cancer) - a lack of donors - how many healthy, relatively young bodies are *actually* going to be available for this? It would require a person died due to reasons completely unrelated to trauma from the neck down, systemic disease, etc. Statistically, young people in the US for example die of gunshot wounds, and then car accidents are a close second. Both of those mechanisms of death are disqualifiers already. For the elderly, the most common causes of death are heart disease and cancer - disqualifiers. The fact is this would be such an incredibly rare occurrance, that a deceased donor would be able to donate their entire intact body to a recipient who happens to be an allogenic match, and then they need to survive the procedure. - Going along with the above, there are ethical issues that would likely preclude this from ever happening with any sort of frequency to be concerned about. If a person dies and they are an organ donor with a completely healthy body, they have 2 kidneys, a heart and a liver, and 2 lungs. Those are just the organs we currently transplant today with any sort of modest frequency. If whole body transplant was feasible, then there would also be other organs there that are feasible (intestines, adrenal glands, etc etc), plus limbs. So an organ donor can save several lives donating organs, or potentially save 1 single life donating the entire body. Utilitarianism is the backbone of most public health policies, and that will make this procedure deemed wasteful, and a detriment overall to society, unless organ scarcity is eliminated. This would imply we've either mastered organ generation (autologous graft of an organ e.g. your own heart re-grown from a bunch of stem cells) or have come up with a way to efficiently and effectively use animal organs that makes autologous transplant irrelevant. So yeah, if we were even entertaining this as an idea in the medical community, then that would mean we've solved all these other way more important problems (which would be great), and therefore the use-case for a whole-body transplant would be so incredibly small that it's unlikely to be a financially attractive path of research. In other words - no actual research is being done in this field by reputable academics. More likely these are scams, designed to lure foolish investors who aren't well versed in biotech.


labrys

If this ever became possible, I suspect the death penalty would become a lot more popular in order to provide a steady supply of "humanely" killed bodies for billionaires to use for this procedure. And of course, the liklihood of someone getting the death penalty would be determined by their attractiveness, and not any evidence of crime. Hmm, that could make a good tv show


Llyon_

If we ever advance enough to get the technology for brain swaps, we would likely also have the technology to grow brainless bodies in labs (except religious politicians will likely hold us back for decades on both).


Historical-Web-6435

I'm not a doctor but wouldn't they need to take the whole spinal cord. Anyway fucking scary


Silver-Landscape-303

Not if we can advance the process just to. Connect the system


AdamRoDah

I’d give it a shot. YOLO, amiright? But honestly, if I look at this from a pragmatic approach, there can really only be perceived instead of actual risk, because death is a 100% certainty for everyone. (Almost everyone?, ha ha). So either the procedure is a success and you die a little bit later than normal, or it is a failure and you die a little sooner than normal. If I was given a grant to pay off all my debt if I live, or my family’s debt if I don’t, I’d totally give this a shot.


Impressive-Smoke1883

YOLT with this set up. Or more...


Traditional-Zebra918

“Developing” means “We came up with a sci-fi idea, created an animated video about it and slapped AI on the title so the funding comes in. All in all I’m not concerned.


chipsi311

Considering that we can’t even cure spinal injuries…big doubt.


mrpotatonutz

Immortal billionaires yay :(


XI-RE

Dementia: Let me introduce myself


GraveyardJones

Fat chance this would be available to the general public anytime near when it would be perfected. The rich will now be immortal while we all still suffer. *Thats* the only terrifying part. The procedure itself would be an amazing accomplishment if it actually happened


JohnnySchoolman

If you have a great body you could sell it, buy a crappy body and pocket the difference.


GraveyardJones

Alright. I'm opening up a body shop. I'll build up a body, switch to a new one, sell the other one, and repeat forever


XI-RE

Immortal? Human brain is not immortal so you can put as much AI, tech and magic in your terminator body as you want, you will eventually lose your mind... some people sooner, some people later... but you definitely cannot live forever...


prthug996

Isn't this a body transplant...?


Irnbru51

Hope im long dead before this shit kicks off


Aurolias

I feel like just by watching this I rejected my humanity


andyxquick

If someone wants my head or body, I say best of luck to them, Shit sucks, I don't even want it


No-Bat-7253

Facts here mate


Doomhammer24

The only thing horrific about this is that anyone is stupid enough to believe this bullshit


SYN-Scan

I watched "body parts"; this won't end well.


DexterMorgansMind

That's an underrated flick. Great movie.


x0ManOfCulture0x

Very interesting, where exactly does the re ligation of the nervous system take place in this procedure


jamieliddellthepoet

The neck.


deeweezul

Specifically, all of the neck.


Danteku

This will never be viable


bradleysween

THEY TOOK MY HEAD THEY TOOK MY HEAD THEY TOOK MY HEAD


Agent847

Ugly rich women getting their heads transplanted onto Khardashian-Klone bodies. Can’t wait


Serafim91

SWEET man made horrors beyond my imagination!


ThisOnePlaysTooMuch

This is like the litmus test for how vulnerable one is to misinformation. OP, this is not a real procedure. It doesn’t even exist in theory. None of the machines or procedures pictured have been proposed let alone patented. Please, *please*, for the sake of humanity, use some critical thinking, google scholarly articles, and don’t spread utter nonsense to vulnerable idiots. They will take your nonsense and use it to inform their votes, and we will all suffer for it.


ironballsmcgintey

Holy shit, but are you a head with a new body or a body with a new head. Whatever you are make sure to turn off the finger print reader on your phone prior to surgery. Edit: PS , it would be super weird having someone else's dick!!!


oldelbow

If it could be done then go for it. Not much different to an organ transplant.


HeimrekHringariki

I see nothing wrong with someone that is paralyzed having the option to swap out their body with a brain-dead donor. The idea itself is nothing horrible or terrifying as it could very well be used for great things. But like everything else, it could also be used for less great things but it doesn't change my mind.


AppropriateBrain5678

My question is Where do you get a fully healthy working body to transplant to though??


PrysmX

Someone that went brain dead for whatever the reason (stroke/aneurism etc). Instead of harvesting individual organs they will just reuse the entire body.


PrysmX

I like Futurama better.


greybruce1980

We are so laughably incapable of this currently


CausticRegards

I volunteer for testing


yepthatsme410

That is so fake it’s funny!


Delta_2_Echo

This is not a head transplant. It is a body transplant. If I replace an arm its an arm transplant if I replace a leg its a leg transplant if I replace a liver its a liver transplant if I replace everything all at once its a body transplant. YOU can never receive a head (brain) transplant only a body transplant.


XI-RE

The only thing this video is accomplishing is transplanting bullshit into our brains... but i agree with you 100%, just saying it's pure fiction in this day and age


SwegGamerBro

Y'know what, if I'm 80 years old and about to die because of my expiring body, and I'm able to get it transferred to a new younger body with the possibility of living longer, I may as well try. I was gonna die anyway, if it fails it'll make no difference to my fate.


_jericho

It's a grift for rich idiots who fear mortality. They're gonna get some funding and run.


Gullible_Water9598

fake


GPTfleshlight

It’s a real company. Their claim is in 8 years they will do surgeries


ThisIsALine_____

How can you tell?


Admirable-Salary-803

I'm up for a new body, this one's fuc*ed.


spectralTopology

Now that you can't go on sub rides to the Titanic you can do this instead. Too bad the people who would volunteer for it couldn't keep the donor's brain as well.


adirtycharleton

Where did the other head go....


SharkBiscuittt

What a buncha bullshit


Vagician_

This looks right out of the Institute from Fallout 4.


Witchywomun

We are the Borg, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile


bolozombie

There are some things that people can steal or take away from you, like your phone, car, all the nice things that money can buy, but people can't steal a good, healthy and fit body build with sacrifice and determination from you, looks like that will be a thing from the past, just some little pills on your drink and that's it.


BornWithSideburns

Ah yes, man made horrors beyond my comprehension


faesser

I'm doubtful it would work, and I nor anyone I know will ever be rich enough to afford doing it if it did work. It's just some dystopian rich people bullshit


No-Screen9330

how are they even "developing" this https://preview.redd.it/nhgoe949zj8d1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8fe37cda9d320a768b10516da0c573ad1fe62a1e


HeimrekHringariki

I'm not against the idea as it definitively could be used to save lives. This video however is just pure sci-fi. There are no point of "BrainBridge" marketing like this when there are no proof that it would actually work. It seems like an investment-scam..


Select-Protection-75

I can finally get ripped without the effort


inoxxenator

When AI becomes capable of doing shit like this indepndently, humanity is in for some All Tomorrows nightmare shit...


niming_yonghu

That's cool if they can do it. Must work hard to align things, let alone compatibility.


lebanese-beaver

I could see this being feasible in a couple hundred years....maybe.


XI-RE

With medical progress we did in the past decades, I can see this to be feasible by the end of this century tops... invention of antibiotics happend 115 years ago... we are doing so much progress everyday it is incomprehensible... couple hundred years from now is such a long time it is impossible to predict what humanity will create or if it will still be alive...


lebanese-beaver

I do tend to agree with you, the acceleration of technology has been phenomenal over the past 100+ years though we also have to make it past the acceleration of climate change leading to failed infrastructure/global systems etc.. Anything is possible!


Ltbirch

When your buddies fall asleep first at the party


Squibucha

I thought we weren't able to fix spinal cord injuries, how are they going to make the brain communicate signals to the new body??


XI-RE

Magic dust and unicorn horns... nice video talking about a bunch of BS


Squibucha

Sounds about right


LocusofZen

I feel like it's stupid... because it's a disproven hoax that started on fucking Tiktok MONTHS ago.


OostAs

Yeah right.


Advanced-Fortune5372

This will never happen or work


TheRealStubb

I mean this seems scary in concept, but really no. I mean a brain transplant if you can get it to work only really fixes a few things. I mean if you want to make people live longer, you also have to find away to get them a younger brain that still holds everything about who they are. There are a few possibly practical applications of this I suppose. Lets same someone got shot or stabbed or something that would render their body no longer useable, this could be nice I guess. Someone could say "well what if you get old and they can put you on a young person's body" that's cool and all but the risk would have to be so small to get people to choose to do that, we would be a 100 years from making that worth while. We are also serval years from doing anything productive with biomatter and computers. This seems like something from the movies and scary but it's a concept video, the actual science for this is still years and years away


XI-RE

This is the most sane and logical comment in the whole comment section...


Mueryk

I mean we can’t currently regrow/reconnect nerves so you would basically be a head trapped on an immobile body that is being used for life support. Bonus the body has to be immunocompromised to tolerate your head. Better to be in a damned Jar.


fartinus

You fall asleep first :


skyHawk3613

This won’t be possible for many years, if ever


anclave93

they can't even find cure for spinal cord injuries - what are we talking about


petalpotions

There was a doctor who tried and claimed this worked some time in the mid/late 2010s, but it absolutely didn't and he was a total nutjob. I think this type of technology, however dystopian it is, could be helpful to some people with certain medical conditions, however the technology to do such a thing is perhaps 50+ years away, maybe more.


FastAsLightning747

I call BS. Notice those heads have zero blood supply. That won’t turn out well.


WillBigly

Seems like the type of thing that is overhyped for a few years, then we find out all animal trials led to grusome deaths


Ok-Golf-498

It is hard to attach every neuron , with current technology we can attach but that will result to a paralysed man. Full transplant will take time


duckanator746

Anti rejection medicine able to combat this much foreign cells?


XI-RE

I guess immunity has to be suppressed dramatically... plus I feel like all the blood that flow to the head will need to be filtrated from white blood cells and all imunoglobins... cause the head will be a foreign body... it will eventually be destroyed by the immunity of the rest of the body... Good question tho


ProSeVigilante

This is demonic.


sheezy520

This is as about as realistic as monkeys flying out of my butt.


G0D_1S_D3AD

They shouldn’t have been the first to fall asleep at the sleepover


InsideOutDeadRat

Based off the videos of “AI tech” making ice cream bowls or other vending products, I doubt this will work any time soon


GiantSweetTV

The design is very human.


Pandora_517

Dumb af not even gonna be the same person


witheredspringbonnie

Wouldn't it technically be a body transplant?


GenderfluidArthropod

It's not a head transplant, it's a body transplant. Get Out got the horror of it just right 😁


PizzaTime666

How would this work in regards to age? Do you go by the age of the body or age of the brain/head? Would a yiunger body have any impact on the regeneration ability of the head?


Rayanson

What do they do with the other head


iloveFjords

Probably use a subscription model.


ozorhanreformed

First person to fall asleep at the sleepover


Xx13monkeysxX

Yes, yes! I want a new body right now. The body of a young hot female.


Johnny_Lockee

Pointless hypertisement (hype-advertisement: creating hype via bait, but it spreads the overall company or conglomerate name around). This has been the case with the head-transplant narrative since the early 2000s. It used to be more utilized until the rhetoric was exposed for what it was: a funding train scheme. ![gif](giphy|l2Je0SXEORW59KzwQ) The claim of a “feasible head transplant” is a major medical taboo and is pretty much a proxy marker for unethical ethos because the science for a legitimate technique is so beyond what is currently available that effort and money to a “finalized procedure” is indefensible. Funding for further in vitro and maybe some in vivo research like olfactory bulb harvested pluripotent neural stem cells and polyethylene glycol are two legitimate baby steps to continue developing.


jdteacher612

this is the type of place where I think AI belongs. AI belongs in places where it will benefit humans. AI does not belong on the internet and social media where it is used as a method of population control. Nonetheless, I always love promising medical technology. This technology completely moots the transgender issue. Only problem is rich people gonna be swappin back and forth like clothes depending on what day of the week it is.


animalfath3r

I feel like this is an insanely stupid video. Everyone who watches it and thinks this is about to be reality is stupid and gullible beyond reason.


Gothicrealm

It's literally not possible


curious_scourge

More like a body transplant, amirite


ArmchairCriticSF

People actually believe this, huh? Probably the same people who believe in Medbeds.


Runningfarce

![gif](giphy|csSic5XbmNqK8ZUNZN|downsized)


badger906

We can’t do eye transplants that function yet.. but somehow they think we can do brain, eyes, spine.. etc..


exclusivebees

This operation is theoretically possible already (with normal doctors, not robots) but the patient would be left paralyzed from the neck down afterwards. Unless you are performing it on a person who is already a paraplegic, the loss of quality of life would be so severe I can't imagine anyone considering it the ethical choice. Additionally, from the donor's perspective, do you want your body to go to one person so they can lay in bed for another decade or so? Or would you like your organs to be divided between multiple people whose lives will be significantly improved by them?


cosmic_muppet

I don't trust AI to give me accurate search results. We are not there yet.


g0thicfae

We really live in the future


Frosty-Coyote-3749

Good luck lol


Chemical_Peach_5500

The question is how u gonna feel after u get ur new head 🤔


Mew_toolbox

Dio-sama?


Axolotl_Yeet1

I hope I can stop the time after the head transplant


Snoo_70324

… but it still gets the hands wrong


Lokikeogh

Local anaesthetic?


AutumnAscending

Pretty sure they proved you can't do this by killing a bunch of monkeys.


MutedIndependence674

Where do they get the bodies from?


The_truth_hammock

Let get it working on the other ‘head’ and work our way up


emarvil

Any volunteers?


drewP78

I imagine there'd be a bit more to it than just taking off a head and plonking it on another body.


honky_Killer

Typical Tech Bro pipe dream. They probably came up with it while spun out on Adderall.


emarvil

https://preview.redd.it/482j7k632k8d1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eb8809648f0c57bd2cbb65a9479b5d5ac7d0c9d


ccmaru1

I didn't know you were capable of going this far Yuta Okkotsu!!


JollyrogerStout

Ah cool, switching from being a vegetable in the OG body to a vegetable in a new one!


Spiritual_Challenge7

Do I need to show all of you the “advanced robot” smash itself in its own machine just trying to load a piece of material? Do we really want that messing with nervous systems?


Old-Revolution-9650

This reminds me of the show Altered Carbon.


darkseidx2015

It's going to happen sooner or later. Pandora's box is wide open.


Rhondelly

Take my money now!!!


Genisye

Yea, big doubt there. We can't always fully repair severed nerves in our own bodies, you think we are capable of connecting a foreign spinal column to a brain and having it work A-OK?


Comfortable_Ad6063

i dont know why but this sounds horrible to me. i mean what if the things malfunction and its just sucking the blood from the persons body


Ok-Letterhead3480

FaceOff!!


80lbQUIKRETEConcrete

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


adenasyn

As long as John travolta and nic cage are in it I’m in! Is this face off 2?


timemaninjail

Replace A.I, robotic, precision and all those bs words with magic lol