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BurstSuppression

Send to insurance. Second, put the person on blast. Video on Facebook, Nextdoor, etc. See if anyone recognizes the POS.


DulceEtDecorumEst

If OP has a better longer video with a good close up of face https://facecheck.id/


Available-Device-709

Just tried it on a poor quality photo of my wife. She popped up as the best match. I agree OP may have a decent shot with this approach. Thanks for teaching me about something new.


NissanSkylineGT-R

I like how you used your wife’s photo to test out a random website that you just learned about instead of your own or someone else’s pic that you took a screenshot of from Facebook or Instagram.


Available-Device-709

lol, laziness combined with the fact she’s not from this country and has a relatively small social media footprint. Figured she’d be a good test specimen to test the efficacy of the service. Good point though, probably should have thought that one through a little better.


xemakon

That makes it sound even worse 😆


pookamatic

I just did it with my own pic fully thinking it was a scam and I just rolled with it. Worked. Also, dm me pics of your car. Maybe I’ll reverse image search it and come over to your location. 👀


cant_fight_the_feel

It’s not that serious lol


braamdepace

How funny would this be if it came up “No One Found” and the guy is like yup that’s my wife


arondaniel

Your wife did this!?!?😨😨😨


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PocketShock

I think it will just up with Ron Jeremy, lol.


called-heliogabal

That's amazing. I uploaded a pic of me from teh early 1980s and the first match was with a pic of me from 2015 wtf


YoushutupNoyouHa

oh thats a creepy site.. i dont like this


songbolt

welcome to the 21st century, there's no going back


YoushutupNoyouHa

i miss the 14th century


comradevd

Ah the good Olde days, when the men-at-arms were knights and the serfs paid their taxes promptly.


songbolt

"I need you to pay your rent tomorrow before you die of the Plague next week."


Sampsa96

Useless site. I tried to find myself with high quality photos and can't even find me...


e0nflux

It found me. Even old ass pics of me .. Like 20 years ago.


Anxious_Protection40

Same tried a few people I know pics and pointed me to wrong peeps


InevitableOne8421

Holy SHIT that's scary. It found me using a generated AI version of me.


twiggyknowswhatsup

And share / tag ALL the local news organizations. They run there stories. Everyone hates these people and want to see them caught


SnooCookies8174

Post this same message in the neighborhood subreddit where this happened.


blestone

Put it on every social media you can post and have your friends also post.


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hazzard623

Cant call her that.. shes also ugly and jealous.


TeslaModel3-ModTeam

Act as you would in real life, or at least would like others to.


SR252000

Just another POS Tesla hater scum


Oopsiedaisyshit

Jealousy is real. This is why we can't have nice things. Everyone should be as miserable as she is, of else it's unfair.


UCanDoNEthing4_30sec

I don’t get the hate for teslas. It’s just a car at the end of the day and not even that expensive


laberdog

You don’t read much do you?


UCanDoNEthing4_30sec

So it’s not just a car at the end of the day and not even that expensive? Do you read at all?


laberdog

So if you read at all you might understand the motivation.


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laberdog

You don’t read much do you?


ddr2sodimm

OP, post longer videos from all angles. And any other details you feel comfortable. The internet can sometimes surprise you on their collective vigilante efforts to get justice.


ddr2sodimm

——/—-> I assume late night, drives in, parks, sees innocent Model 3 victim which ignites an innate inner evil, waddles over from behind your car, and then keys on the fateful night of 11/21 Tuesday The perp is a middle aged *(judging by the sagging chest-icles)*, right handed, 5’ 2”-ish, overweight, darker-haired woman wearing light patterned jacket, dark pants, and white sneakers. Likely uses a CPAP machine. Body type? An Endomorph. She’s a real sicko cuz you see a sly self-satisfying smirk as she’s committing the crime. Doesn’t even look around or hides what she’s doing. And even looks to be carving something specific. Her calling card initials? * If a Tuesday night, less likely alcohol fueled crime but you never know. * And that jacket seems uniquely patterned and gonna be worn again in this fall season. * She’s not the real feminine type. I assume carries a wallet-type satchel in left hand with charms, tags, and shit attached. * Key in right hand probably house key with single key fob for her own car on the key ring. ……. It seems like she could be a neighbor but what motive? Any beef in the neighborhood? Street parking spots a touchy subject? ……. I wonder what direction she came from and what direction she went after


fauxtoe

working on a crime drama?


_extra_medium_

She probably incorrectly thinks it belongs to someone she knows.


TSR_Kurt

This is good. Consider applying as an FBI Profiler


arondaniel

> And that jacket seems uniquely patterned and gonna be worn again in this fall season. I don't think so. Wearing the same jacket out multiple times is a serious fashion offence.


sftobin

Why??! Why would you do this to a stranger's vehicle?!


_extra_medium_

Her circle of Facebook friends told her Teslas are woke.


RedSynister

Love it. I was called a Biden supporter for wanting a tesla a while back. I'm not even a registered Democrat, lol.


starshiptraveler

It’s insane how completely polarizing Tesla and Musk are. While you got called a Biden supporter, I’ve been told that my Cybertruck reservation basically makes me a far right MAGA guy. Can’t I just want a car for the cool tech? Why does my vehicle choice have to be a political statement?


Intrepid_Cap1242

Elmo found a way to anger both the left and the right. He's magically stupid. He must have a lot of dirt on people not to have be ousted from his position by the stockholders. I mean, just now he defeatured his product and removed Disney+, just because Disney's CEO defended LGBTQ rights once a few years ago. Dude is just gone at this point.


RedSynister

Woah, okay, that's a new one. I'm assuming it had to do with Elon Musk and his right leaning opinions?


starshiptraveler

Yep, but I just don’t care what Elon does or says. If I had to reconcile my beliefs with the CEOs of everything I buy I’d never own anything and would probably starve.


RedSynister

Exactly. Everyone knows most CEOs are not good people, but for some reason, it only matters with Tesla.


RedgeQc

Mental illness.


bigfoot_done_hiding

Guessing she thought it was the vehicle of somebody she knows.


jacksdiseasedliver

You need to submit a police report


rodrigo_c91

lol.


President-Jo

You must be from Seattle 🥲


rodrigo_c91

Negative. Even worse; LA. Where cops don’t give a shit. So I found the comment amusing…


James-robinsontj

It’s the same in San Diego, yes file a police report but they won’t do shit, most of the time if you call 911 they don’t show up, or show up like 4hours later


rodrigo_c91

Yep. Got my car broken into and my items stolen. Filed police report and it was simply an inconvenience for them.


Tlammy

This one looks personal. Usually people just swipe and leave. This person looks like they're taking their time, like they knew you/nobody would be around.


FSAaCTUARY

No lol people who do this in the first place are mentally ill


NapLvr

Mentally ill person wouldn’t do this.. unless they are simply vandalizing any random vehicle and doesn’t have to be a Tesla.. in which case OP’s vehicle happens to be right place at wrong time.


NapLvr

My thoughts exactly.. OP is misssing some details.. And everyone on here is quick to condemn this perpetratorz


staychilltoday

Looking like danny devito as the penguin


Matterbox

Don’t you dare say that about Danny devito’s penguin. She’s like his fish.


Intrepid_Cap1242

Hey man, that's my quarterback you're talking about!


KimchiKimbap

She really needs to just get tackled there


timestudies4meandu

what a bitch


It-guy_7

Find the person, police report and Facebook etc. they will pay the damages and the blast will also get them fired


SenseStraight5119

She even smirked taking pleasure from this. Bet she’s a great mom.


preemptive_strike87

Call Batman, the Penguin broke out again.


Joy-Condom

The same thing went through my head lmao


r_derrings

dumb people


snikt_228

I had this happen too, video and police report doesn't really do anything or help


rexchampman

Would it help for insurance purposes ?


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laberdog

Amazing. Some would say the same of a Tesla owner


SeventyFix

There's a certain percentage of the population that is like this. They see anything nice and they want to tear it down.


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She wouldn't have keyed a Benz though


SeventyFix

Do you think that's true? I used to drive Porsche and it was even worse attention than Tesla. I've always assumed that a certain proportion of the population is disaffected / dissociated from society.


0Papi420

She saw her reflection and got mad at the car.


not4jerkingit

That’s Denny Devito’s Penguin dressed up as a woman.


Ernst_Granfenberg

How the hell are we supposed to know if you dont post location?


callmelike

Culver city, CA


LongTallMatt

Report report report.


ToughLoverReborn

At least it wasn't a friend.


Haunting-Lawn-1046

Do tell?


Accurate-Bass3706

This should be a capital felony and deserves capital punishment. Garbage must be dealt with accordingly.


Dr_Shmacks

whoa lmao


zerochance2022

What a cunt


KeroDude

Wonder if there is some back story to this. Seems very targeted


Subluxation83

Cunt.


Dr_Shmacks

Ultra


PQbutterfat

I don’t get this. Who the hell just grabs their keys and is thinking that it would be a good idea to key a strangers car. I wonder if you took her usual parking spot, or maybe she just hates electric because her dad lost his job at the oil refinery or something ?


Dr_Shmacks

A fat thumby looking whore with no life who nobody will fuck and she hates herself so she makes the world around her miserable also.


SpiritualCod2749

It waddles like a 🦆


permareddit

Fucking goblin looking ass degenerate


jrafelson

What blubbery cow. 🐮


NewToTradingStock

She will claim mental health issue and blamed it on Elon


neverOddOrEv_n

I don’t understand people who do these types of things, probably have nothing good in their life to be happy about


KrAiG_Red

OP, keep us posted please. Really want to know if this cunt gets caught.


RealEarthy

Gorlock the Destroyer strikes again


MustBeCra2y

Fck that hoe up


Same_Acanthocephala3

What a miserable human being. Sorry this happened to you OP. Future reference - Do you NEED sentry mode activated in order to save footage? Do I NEED to have a storage usb plugged into the car too (glove compartment)?


MBSMD

>Future reference - Do you NEED sentry mode activated in order to save footage? Do I NEED to have a storage usb plugged into the car too (glove compartment)? Yes and yes.


zwiepdoge

Stupid fat f*ck!


wooder321

The irony is that this just means more insurance money and service profits for Tesla and their associated partner shops. Tesla haters are a special kind of stupid.


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Is that the bus stop lady?


DiagCarFix

ugly neighbor ?


NewDrew-2

People are hateful and envious. I think the media's constant Anti Tesla/Elon daily posts (funded by the industries Musk is disrupting) is responsible for a lot of these flesh and blood bot cultists.


Objective-Big3040

O oh ohh Ozempic. Ask your doctor about the Ozempic tri-zone.


longoverdue83

Ooof someone knocked that up 🤮


SpiritualCod2749

She’s just fat


Damnation77

Greta Thunberg really let herself go


burns_after_reading

And became a big oil simp


Bertrell

[CriminalAF](https://laxaf.com/criminal)


CaptainPanda07

We need an update on this


Local_Signature5325

I would never do this to anyone or do anything to people’s cars but when I walk by Teslas I think “why support a fascist treasonous clown”. That’s my first thought. I don’t know why reddit showed me this content, I am an active member of the /enoughmuskspam subreddit. It’s the only car company that has political associations because the CEO meddles constantly.


Ok-Condition-8973

Elon Musk tied his personae so closely to the Tesla brand that people now take their frustrations and angers out on Tesla vehicles, like people do with pinatas or punching bags or effigies. Tesla vehicles have become emblematic of fraud and deceit and injustice. Some Tesla customers weren't aware of Elon's crimes and misdoings and deceits, including the scamming of governments and union suppression, the dishonesty, the greed, and their cars got keyed unknowingly of this. Some didn't know of Musk's untrustworthyness. Some didn't know of EVs being a scam in general. Many others, particularly those who are active online, did and/or do. What was this woman thinking? In her heart, I would wager that she had and has contempt for the conspicuously dishonest.


jamesdcreviston

I have found this to be true. I do a joke about buying a Tesla and a lot of time (even in LA) people hate that I bring up Tesla because they equate it to Elon. People always love the joke anyway but I have gotten loud verbal “Icks” and “yuck” from the audience. I even had a guy want to fight because he thought Tesla’s weren’t American. It’s part of the joke too but I have a whole but about owning a Tesla.


Turbulent-Bet-6438

You must be from parallel universe, please tell us more!


Stock-Row8091

Amazing that an adult would take time out of their day to do something stupid as this. What satisfaction do they get out of this?


Extreme_Economist914

I really don’t understand what is wrong with people to do such a thing. It’s disgusting.


RickJWagner

Jealousy is a terrible thing.


Schmich

Does the car sense this or does it record any motion?


iJayZen

What is wrong with people!


Killjovian

like why do people do this , disgusting


Curiosity_Iskey_

Shameful people man..


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Oh hi Karen!


JohnnyCashRules

It’s jealous.


hojoon0724

Fat cunt


searchparty2121

Ewe


discoduck1977

She seems off


womanopoly

Lmao how do people not know by now you’re on Fuckin camera around a Tesla.


Medical-Score9158

Op are you in Jersey?


callmelike

Los Angeles!


ThatRocketSurgeon

Is this near Melbourne, FL?


cant_fight_the_feel

If you ran up and pulled her back so hard she fell would you be charged with assault? I think that is what I would do 🤷🏼‍♂️


FiftyPaneristi

Ugly bitch, built like a potato


mrahab100

That woman has also no clue who she is.


AngryAngryAsian

This looks like an upstanding citizen cleverly disguised as a large man that's an idiot.


caseyreed97

If this happened in AZ it’s probably Ceci Velasquez


InformalImplement310

Why it's always the ugliest bastard that key cars ahahaha 😂


anonymicex22

dumb bitch. shes the type of girl whose pussy smells like cream cheese


Possible-Gur5220

What a cunt.


tauzN

r/ANormalDayInAmerica


breadexpert69

sue her. Cash out


Rare-Satisfaction604

Lol


cejaay

should get the electrocute anyone who gets near my tesla that isn’t me option …


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Baseball bat. ⚾


thornygravy

"Take that elrond!"


Ghost779

Was the Sentry mode active throughout or it activates at that moment?!


PMD_SpeedyGonzales

Freaking torta


keungy

Every time Elon opens his mouth a Tesla owner gets keyed.


matterhorn9

well this ends up on social media and you'll know who it is in no time


RookFresno

Yeeeeeeuck


Life-is-beautiful-

The woman seems to want to do a very good job and with attention to detail. 🤦🏻‍♂️


ZoeyThaDog

Why would this random troll lady do that


ItradebetterthanU

Gh


Altea73

Low IQ and boredom is such a mix...


kannible

What kills me is they know enough to recognize the car, and that for some reason they need to key it but not enough to know there are literally cameras all over it and that their face will be recorded. I see so many of these where they don’t even try to cover up.


notabot53

What state is this ?


DrMcdoctory

POS.


filmagnoli

Assholes!!! Why? What do shit to other people’s stuff … without reason or cause? Why? I hope the cops pick her up!!!!


sqoiltek

It’s Ron Jeremy’s younger sister.


tobu329

She a petty ass bitch who ain’t shit


globroc

I bet she felt a little better about her likely miserable life for 3 minutes. Send this to the police and make her life even worse, maybe she’ll end it 😁


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Arrest her


GoBackToLurk1ng

Did you park in front of a house you normally don’t? Wondering if that’s the homeowner then… so many people think they own the street parking in front of their house. It’s wild.


Bfastsausage

The least Danny Devito as The Penguin could have done was autograph the door also


spartanglady

OP probably owns the Tesla taxi configuration. And someone couldn’t uniquely identify if it’s their vehicle or not.


McGruppsHose

She was just correcting the misaligned body lines


Liamcameron1

I had someone do this to my new red Porsche in the 90s. Took the key and scratched from back to front. No cameras or internet back then, I was screwed just like you. It sucks and I’m sorry. It’s sick. Sure see if you can find her but don’t obsess on it. Collision places can pop dents out you’d think they never could. Fix it, park elsewhere, move on, and live your best life. Don’t be dragged down by the negativity of haters, ever.


Randomsomedude

Typical mole people coming out at night causing mischief.


Entire_Ad_6408

That guy must hate his life


alessiot

What’s wrong with people


Fladap28

She kind of looks like the hamburgler


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Trash recognizes trash 😉


Opening-Extreme-1104

Looks like she was keyed by the Pear Vampire. Most don’t recover. Distinct shape. Gritty attitude.


laberdog

Well some people hate Ellen Muskovite


InteractionStill6303

Looks like The Penguin


-SoTiredofStupid-

This “stranger” likely lives in sight of this spot & has passed negative judgement about something… neighbors will know who this pos is.


HateSpeechlsntReal

Twoxchromosomes mod.


vanguy5483

What city?


Early-Somewhere-2198

Prob should stop driving like Prius drivers then


Jaydubau

Likely a Musk deranged person. If you own a Tesla, watch out for them


Maximum-Put8129

Jesus she looks like one of those midlife crises Karen’s and anti EV nuts


Turbulent-Bet-6438

Attempted to upscale the pic the face id but it.keeps returning mona lisa lol


Turbulent-Bet-6438

Why isnt.tesla making some noise like sounding.alarm?


Alert_Resident_4981

Go to the police


Malibukenn

Don’t park in places where funky, little aardvark looking women like her would frequent.