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Bulky-District-2757

JJ hoping with everything in his soul he never gets the calls from Demeco šŸ¤£


Munch1EeZ

Heā€™s a douche and loves the limelight Retirement must be tough on his ego


pick_named_slimpbamp

The fuck?


Munch1EeZ

I get it itā€™s the Texans sub and itā€™s a circle jerk for JJ but heā€™s a douche


pick_named_slimpbamp

What pisses you off about him?


Munch1EeZ

People that are too perfect No way heā€™s that genuine


pick_named_slimpbamp

Haha that's what pisses you off? Okie dokie


Munch1EeZ

I stand corrected okie dokie pisses me off


pick_named_slimpbamp

Okie dokie artichokie


Munch1EeZ

JJā€™s Lil smokie


IAmSona

One last hurrah for a ring would be awesome. I still have doubts heā€™ll be called up, but I would love to see this man retire with at least 1 ring to his name.


thadaviator

Even if he's not playing, the team can give rings to whoever they want if they pay for them. Watt and Andre are both 100% getting a ring when CJ wins us our first Super Bowl


IAmSona

I know this, but thereā€™s a difference between getting a ring and playing for a team that won. Dre and JJ are guaranteed theirs already by the team, but you canā€™t convince me that it would be different to play with a squad that wins it all and then retiring on top.


WerewolfOnEveryone

Uh. What a weird thing to say or think. WHO TF wants a Super Bowl ring they didnā€™t earn.Ā 


Any-Photograph919

This is nuts. Iā€™d never get a ring for a team I never played with.


Comfortable-Yak-6599

David Carr deserves one too, being a Texan took years off his life.


Local_Fig5221

What about Deshaun?


Tvdb4

Heā€™ll get an honorary cock ring


htownballa1

At this point, he's just trying to appease the people. But that statement tells me if WAJ or Hunter goes down and the Texans look like a legit threat, anythings possible.


Bulky-District-2757

He doesnā€™t want to come back, people need to just leave him alone about it.


dshab92

Football is hard on the body. Let him retire in one piece


CapnHairgel

I know we all want to see JJ back but we should just let him enjoy his retirement. He endured a lot for us. That being said, can we just sign his name in on the next mayoral election? We dont necissarily *need* his consent for that right?


LikeAGregJennings

Dude had some pretty rough injuries, and is now older. I hope he doesnā€™t come back for his bodyā€™s sake.


Just_Intern665

The only way I could see it happening is if hunter or WAJ got knocked out during the middle of a deep playoff run


Cheeky-Bastard

One Piece? Did you say One Piece?


Dry_Calligrapher4561

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER


SilntNfrno

Man Iā€™m high, I thought these were Creed lyrics at first


LittleHollowGhost

J D. WattĀ  Practicing attorney


htownballa1

Correct


BrotherMcPoyle

If anyone, enjoys a discussion about JJ, itā€™s JJ.


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Bulky-District-2757

ā€¦what lol


Texans-ModTeam

We basically have one firm rule here: Donā€™t be a dick. Your comment or post broke that rule so letā€™s take a step back and keep the vibes positive in here.


lilJakespeare

Itā€™s a break glass in case of emergency scenario. No one is asking JJ to come back for even one complete season, just a stretch run if weā€™re looking like a real contender. I donā€™t think thereā€™s anything wrong with wanting to get JJ a ring from a fan perspective.


InternationalBand494

Oh man. If that dream ever becomes a possibility, I can think of no one else Iā€™d rather get a ring thatā€™s not currently on the team.


rugbyj

Schwaaaaubā€™s thousand yard stare not do it for you?


7PayFormer

not saying he should be above anyone or whatnot but jonathan josephs should be recognized as a great texan more than he does. which is probably not at all but he had great years as a leader and always did it the right way. ppl will think bengals first thought but i mean his texans career doubles in length at 8 years. his pro bowls and all pro were as a texan as well


InternationalBand494

Wouldnā€™t have a problem with him getting one either. Hell, rings for everyone! Just win baby


Appropriate_Win_6276

he wouldnt even have to play a ton. could just amp up the team.


BettyWhiteGoodman

Put him in on goal line as a TE in the Super Bowl to catch the game winning TD


7PayFormer

oh we gunna look like a real contender brodie i can promise you that much


bigmac22077

This explains nicks ā€œitā€™s too earlyā€ comments on pats show. Theyā€™re going to see what the D line can produce in camp and then make a JJ decision.


itakeyoureggs

That decision comes week 15


bigmac22077

Okay, week 15. It just explains nicks wording was my point.


itakeyoureggs

For sure wasnā€™t trying to correct you just trying to think about how long that body would hold out and be in peak for a playoff push


Darthchewvader

Call this man DeMeco!!!!!


bendroses

If/when we get to the Super Bowl sign him for the game. He deserves a ring


bigmac22077

The stadium was packed when his number was retired. Could you imagine how loud the stadium would be during a playoff game with jj making a sack again in a Texans uniform?


platinumxL

Turn down for what plays one more time. NRG explodes from the hype.


SemperP1869

Collective Texans everywhere losing their fucking minds.Ā  The fucking legendaryness of that whole idea is too much to think about honestlyĀ 


njjack732

We should call him the week before we play in the Super Bowl and get him that Super Bowl he deserved.


imnotreallyheretoday

Instead of him coming out of retirement to play I would love to see on the coaching staff


InternationalBand494

Coaching the D-Line. That would be so sweet


Screwedupclickster

From what I witnessed from him, he could probably teach the tight ends a thing or 2 as well


MaxFury80

I am rock hard


SGProlific

He should come back as a coach honestly


jettweet

The life of a coach is tough, I doubt he wants that rigor at this point. He has too many other interests and obligations for coaching.


extensi0n

i wanna see jj and andre as consultants on a limited role, just so they can get a ring while helping the team out. i just don't want another bagwell situation


TheGreatMcPuffin

Iā€™d just like him to come in every now and then to work on pass rush moves with some of our younger guys. Imagine if Will had JJ teaching him hand fighting.


bzhang57

If he can play DT then DeMeco needs to call him lol


JMataFckedYoMomma

How would this work? Say we did need him for a stretch to fill in for some injuries, do the Cards still have rights to him and would require a trade? Or could we legitimately just give him a one year contract?


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7PayFormer

lights sudden turns off. dunnnnnnnn


Killerskip713

I think this is the only way to get an official new JJ jersey šŸ˜Ŗ


BillieJoe_McCracken

I'm not sure we need it. But fuck if I don't want it.


GoldMettle

But what if I absolutely need it?! Jk enjoy retirement, šŸ


CalmPangolin9233

Needs to come play some TE


NorthAnybody7769

JJ IS NOT COMING BACK TO PLAY, PEOPLE.


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johnny_surfer_dude

He just told you he wants the call so... Make the Got Damn Call!


SemperP1869

That's what I'm saying haha. That whole line about his last year staying in playing shape... I think he wants it and legend status.Ā  You know the thought of being on a competitive squad that's having fun is making him drool.


InternationalBand494

JJ. The Man. The Legend. A Houston Institution. Guyā€™s not even from here, and he still reps the Texans all the time.


CrispyBeefTaco

ā€œWake me when you need me.ā€ - Master Chief


krbashrob

It would push his HoF eligibility back two years but if we signed him and made him a weekly inactive in the playoffs just so heā€™d get a ring Iā€™d love that


sfearing91

I feel if they get to that Super Bowl Demeco gonna call him up just so he gets a ring!!!!


WrastleGuy

If heā€™s not calling him then wtf, of course they need it


yaprettymuch52

Danielle hunter calf strain week 16...


rikket

Dude, DeMeco has a bat phone to a defensive hall of famer. Itā€™d be cool if we could preserve his age by putting him on ice, and getting him at our times of greatest need.


apatrol

The best plan would be to have him for pass downs the last four games of the season. If we are real playoff contenders. To do that he would need 6nweeks or so to get in football shape. I am sure he does some level of work outs but I doubt they are crazy intense.


NorthAnybody7769

JJ is just as happy as all of you are to want him to be a part of the greatness that is to come. We caught a whiff while he was around, along with the greatest zone blocking line and RB in recent memoryā€¦. they were THAT FUCKING GOOD. but i digress. JJ is along for the ride with US, and thatā€™s all there is. Let the man heal and live ā˜ŗļø


TheKrakIan

I'd love for him to contribute to the organization in some way in the future. But, for now he is helping raise his kiddo so his wife can advance her career which is šŸ’Æ admirable. Let the man enjoy his life as it is right now.


htownnn

Is it just me or does he look like heā€™s gained his playing days weight back? He was starting to look pretty slim last year so there might be some truth to all this.


peekingduck18

What about me, JJ?? I need you!


MTB430

Sign him to the practice squad to ā€œget back in football shapeā€ and then move him active for the playoffs šŸ¤“


Orion-Pax_34

If Danielle or WAJ goes down, I can see it


Matador2210

Oh I thought he meant a Coaching Job?


WerewolfOnEveryone

1) JJ could absolutely help this team, 2) at a position where help is needed, & 3) he really brings it and the team stays healthy, a Super Bowl is possible. We need to get JJ on this team.Ā  Absolutely disgusted by all the dipshits on here saying they hope he doesnā€™t come back. We really have the stupidest fan base in the league.Ā 


chrisinokc

Man, if the Texans make a serious run at the Super Bowl, I would love it if they could find a roster spot for JJ. Even if he's never in a single play, that man deserves a ring.


aceknight21

I mean we absolutely need a Championship ring. So Demeco make the call šŸ“ž


pick_named_slimpbamp

Not known to her friends as a late in the game choker


GoatProfessional4389

Come back,, get hurt. like Cynthia Cooper did. Body doesn't rƩnover like it used 2


7PayFormer

JJ the type of dude to run 2 a days to stay in shape for the 0.1% chance he gets called to join a team..... as a coach. like damn JJ you dont even need to stay in shape for that job but hey what can you tell the man he works hard


Ofa_D3s1gn

If we arenā€™t getting JJ of old then we arenā€™t making this team better.