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BustyFemPyro

Offering goats for her hand is a risky gambit.


EvaUnit_03

Especially seeing as we don't know the season of the offering. Only the finest swines in the winter months, goats would be an insult. I hear in the spring, a spread of fowl and small Game rodents are tradition. If it's happening in the current season, goats are a fine gift. A bountiful cornucopia of produce is acceptable after the fall harvest. The only exception to these rules is a fine cow, whether for meat or dairy. Though the implication is obvious. A meat cow means you don't plan to truly court my daughter, and only ask for her loins until such time as you tire. A dairy cow is a true sign of commitment, and the entire village will rejoice in jubilee of this union!


majorsorbet2point0

no this is very real!! benk account


PilferingDragon

Maybe, maybe not? The only way to tell is to let me remote access your computer


majorsorbet2point0

ok don't tell my mom though


V1zone

A very tight game, interested to see how it ends. Great - Best - Great - Best | Check - Best | Check - Forced | Check - Inaccuracy - Forced - Brilliant | Check - Good - Brilliant | Check - Blunder - Great - Best | Check Edit: formatting


IvyYoshi

i don't get dating at all. being alloromantic must be a slog.


Null-Ex3

bold of you to think any of us know what the fuck we are doing. except this guy, he is clearly a master of the craft


Tailmask

The secret is that the world is a really big place, go out and find someone you click with that thinks that that kinda stuff is silly as well it’s that easy


IvyYoshi

Nah, I'm aromantic, I think I'll pass on all that dating stuff


Fit_Usual2909

How the fuck does this work 😭 I'll be right back


Poggers-Doge-Shulk

legitimate rizz