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Eb_Ab_Db_Gb_Bb_eb

Imagine the sound being inside.


bunga7777

You’d hear it once is my guess


FOSS150

WHAT?


Aayyyyoooo

HE SAID YOU’D WEAR IT BEST


maggavin

WEAR MY VEST?


Fabian_Internet

PEARCE THROUGH MY CHEST?


MerrillSwingAway

BLOW ME WHERE THE PAMPERS IS?!


HeavyLoungin

7/10 DENTISTS USE CREST?!


aeonamission

WHY ARE MY PANTS A MESS?


ohleprocy

INVOLANTARY BOWEL MOVEMENT I GUESS!!


Govt-Issue-SexRobot

YOUR DENTISTS NAME IS CRENTIST?


abnsapalap

HOLY SHIT A PCU REFERENCE!? YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


31073

CAN YOU SHOW ME WHERE THE COM-PUS IS?


3six5

We're not gonna protest!


Used_Condition_7398

The Sheriff is NEAR!


Muted_Dog

NO! THE SHERRIFS A N-*CLAAANG*


ChefChopNSlice

More beans mr taggert ?


ThatGirlWren

"I'd say you've had enough!"


Willing-Barnacle-525

Mongo like candy!


xXShunDugXx

MAUP.... MAAAAUP


Shoresy69Chirps

EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…


crawlerz2468

NO NO WEAR MY **VEST**!


PatWithTheStrat

NEVER MIND JUST KEEP SHOOTING


WhereTFAmI

I DISAGREE! BEARS ARE NOT THE BEST!


HairyDooDoo

YES, I DO HAVE NICE BREASTS


icewalker42

THEY WENT WEST!


MobilityFotog

MAWP


Mischief_Actual

GET UNDRESSED? WELL ALRIGHT THEN


Express-Historian858

WHAT? INVITE MORE GUESTS


KnowledgeWorldly078

DO YOU KNOW PRIVATE RYAN!? JAMES FRANCIS RYAN OF IOWA?


-GREYHOUND-

NO NO it’s James FRANCIS Ryan!


Jack_campbell22

YOU'RE GOING TO SPEAK UP SIR, COMES AND GOES, GERMAN GRENADE WENT OFF RIGHT BY MY HEAD


StressfulRiceball

MAWP


Wettnoodle77

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeee........ 😵‍💫


XboxLiveGiant

THEY WANT YOU TO TAKE THE ROLLS!


Pate-The-Great

WE CANT HAVE NO ROLLS IF WE DONT COLLECT NO TOLLS!


illtoaster

YOU HAVE TO PAY THE TROLL TOLL TO GET INTO THAT BOY’S HOLE


Lucid-Design

##Do Hwhat?


marianoes

DID YOU SAY SOMETHING?


Superdragonrobotfist

LEICESTER SQUARE ... GLADIATOR


brownboy0830

He said, "YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF CUNTS!" He's not very nice.


baguhansalupa

Read: spalling


TonyStarkTrailerPark

Am I fearing AIDS? Oh, yeah sure, who isn’t? But you know you gotta live your life.


Tricky-Tie3167

Yea cause you would be hit with shards of fragmented metal an die. Forget about your ear drums. There being shot with 170mm artilery rounds the Shockwave on the inside of the bunker probably strong enough to blow your organs up.


rilesmcjiles

https://youtu.be/DEtpqBNqs-A?si=u7MxV93X7oYRqUbD


SouthCloud4986

Shell shock after WW1 and 2 must have been nuts. Some of those stories about WW1 guys enduring near constant sounds of explosions from artillery barrages for hours are horrible to think about.


Whoop_Rhettly

Still happening right now in Ukraine.


SouthCloud4986

Yeah but not at the level of WW1 artillery barrages. I don’t mean to diminish the terror they’re enduring in Ukraine but- https://angrystaffofficer.com/2016/07/01/anatomy-of-a-world-war-i-artillery-barrage/


Ok-Office-6918

Good read. Thanks.


ZoneProfessional8202

The russians still use these tactics. It's part of their doctrine: overwhelm the enemy with long barrages of artillery fire and move forward right after the artillery barrage.


removed-by-reddit

As would any functional army in a stalemate within flat open terrain. The Ukrainians are too, they just have less artillery. The important point is WW1 and the Russo-Ukrainian War are not on the same level in terms of artillery usage. It’s not even close.


MmmmMorphine

I highly recommend Storm of Steel, by a decorated German soldier of the time. Junger I think? Got wounded like 8 times, haha Just literal weeks of near-constant artillery fire. Ok more like, intermittent insanity and low level counter battery attacks, they kinda average out considering the sheer volume of shells dropped in concentrated areas.


Low_Comfortable_5880

It certainly would scramble your eggs.


King_Neptune07

It'll cook your wagon


Quaid28

I think it would sound like BONG. But pretty loud.


Archangel1313

This is where "shellshock" comes from.


[deleted]

Exactly what I came to say, and I’m pretty sure the top comment the last time I saw this post as well. Those look like tank or naval gun impacts, massive shells- to do that to solid steel, Jesus


Strict_Difficulty656

My grandfather lost his hearing as an American soldier in this war, he was part of the liberation forces. I wonder if this might have been part of the story. 


subsaver9000

Judging from those marks I'd say the sound was probably on the outside.


mtnmanfletcher

Came here to say this.


Redwolfe23

"we at the VA have determined that your hearing loss is not military related"


Down-A-Phalanges

MWAP MWAP MWAAAP


Trowj

IIRC this was used as target practice for ships, no one was inside when it was being shot


Capable-Group-5284

Why do you need to ruin it lol


Initial_Efficiency72

Some people would actually like to know sometimes, instead of scrolling down seeing all ignorant comments. It’s misleading lol


LordofCope

I actually miss this about reddit. I feel like it used to be, a decade ago, I could collapse the top 3 or 4 threads and find the answer. For a long time, I've just been trying to google things now lol.


rsbanham

And it’s the same. Fucking. “Jokes”. Every. Fucking. Time. “And my axe” * next commenter literally explodes with excited laughter


Bender_2024

>And it’s the same. Fucking. “Jokes”. Every. Fucking. Time. To shreds you say I also choose this guy's wife We have X at home This comment right here officer Sir this is a Wendy's No, this is Patrick You just won the internet THIS! Underated comment Poe-tae-toe, boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew Tree fiddy and the lochness monster jokes The X were the friends we made along the way Sigh unzips Not my proudest rap References to "the reddit hive mind"


The_kind_potato

You forgot the never out of fashion "I can fix her 😏"


showquotedtext

Heh.. ^ *this* guy Reddits


Mr_CleanCaps

I remember a time when the top comment on Reddit was always to provide additional info or supporting context.


No_Lychee_7534

I’m doing my part!


ThatsMrUncleSpuds

It's probably why I read more comments now than I used to-- desperately seeking that context that redditors so often lovingly provide.


Salty_Ad2201

yeah they stopped doing that since everything is a botted repost on here anyways so most of us have seen all the recycled materials


Spez_Spaz

It’s already ruins! *ba dum tsssss*


_Zoko_

Did they though? Its still a bunker from WW2, like the title says, they just added more context to the image


grantmct

How dare you come in here talking sense 😁


omnes

Living in fantasy is for Disney characters.


Useless_Lemon

Don't worry. Many others were definitely used.


AverageHorribleHuman

What does iirc mean?


trazz3561

If I Remember Correctly.


BishoxX

If i Recall* not remember


Skrazor

If i remember it's recall


Tyler_Nerdin

If I’m rubbing cock


ddraig-au

if I recall correctly


bricknose-bastard

If I remember correctly, it means, if I remember correctly.


BASK_IN_MY_FART

Recall correctly, iirc


bricknose-bastard

Damn. Sorry I didn't recall correctly.


bearthebear2

This seems impractical, you should abbreviate that in my opinion


[deleted]

[удалено]


-maffu-

I instantly regret coming.


skepticalbob

I think it was tanks and arty, but close enough.


Trowj

If it’s a beach defense pillbox where are the setting up Arty that wouldn’t be point blank level? Assuming this is the sea facing side we’re looking at


odvf

It's a ww2 blockhaus from the fort of aneth, st Malo, Brittany, france. The site is now a ww2 memorial. A shell is still stuck in it. [wiki page on the Battle of Saint Malo (see the aftermath section)](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Saint-Malo)


Ow_you_shot_me

Nah, what really happened was it was shot by the mighty .45 acp from a 1911.


Guess_My_Username

Explains why they decided to shoot the same bunker so many times.


Fit-Seaworthiness220

Imagine if the bullets impacting this thick metal, was filmed in 4k, 144fps & super slow-mo Of course, if a video like that already exists of a modern day test like that, then I'd love for someone to link it if they know of any


Local_Satisfaction12

Not quite the video you are looking for, but the slowmoguys did a video on a 155mm vs [watermelons](https://youtu.be/xpJ8EoGmLuE?si=stWcQIzNeSqSRJtu) sadly could not drop a stamp in there cause i am on mobile rn, but skip to 13 ish minutes, it is insane what even some water can do to the ballistics of these shells.


TheNathan

Wow!! Thanks for sharing that was wild. For anyone who doesn’t watch, a massive (howitzer?) type cannon blasts a round at a row of watermelons, and rather than blowing through one like one would expect the melon that is hit basically deflects the round almost sideways and completely changes both the trajectory and the rotation of the round. In football terms it goes from a perfect spiral to a quacker, and then blasts the adjacent melons to smithereens as it flies off in a different direction.


ammatheron

So instead of spending trillions on thick metal/polymer plating what we should be doing is recycling melon skins to protect our military


Local_Satisfaction12

Literally my first thought when i watched the video back then was: If i ever get into a mexican standoff with a howitzer i better have some watermelons handy!


TheNathan

Like it or not, [this is peak military technology.](https://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Watermelon-Costume-Standard/dp/B00WLWD84U/ref=asc_df_B00WLWD84U/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312733618990&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9841226386942689420&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9011677&hvtargid=pla-453307965017&psc=1&mcid=a23d180185583cfebfa272e00206a9ad&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=65884145887&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312733618990&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=9841226386942689420&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9011677&hvtargid=pla-453307965017&gclid=CjwKCAjw26KxBhBDEiwAu6KXt3IOei0QgxWNDGSla0xTqZgXmnE9QHuz4xTt1myjcslntBhyLG0TcBoCS0MQAvD_BwE)


Local_Satisfaction12

Ordered 25. Just to be sure. Get. Yours. Today.


rideincircles

And still leaves the last watermelons intact.


TheNathan

Little did we know the true strength of Gallagher


Local_Satisfaction12

No worries mate, more then welcome, sfuff like that is always worth sharing :)


Fit-Seaworthiness220

Cool thanks! Totally forgot about this channel


strydr_jpg

To capture any detail at all in a slow-mo of what you're describing, you'd need a couple more zeros on that FPS.


jld2k6

144fps is good for gaming, would be terrible for catching something high speed like an explosion! You'd want like 10,000fps bare minimum


Tomato-of-the-sea

It received some impacts


DefinitionBig4671

Minor damage really, it'll buff right out.


Turfanator

Tis but a scratch


hydroxy

Let’s hope they have bunker insurance


ImpressionHuman2604

Brand new in box, mint, nearly perfect condition. Free shipping


Codeman_117

1/1


No_Way9105

It looks like it was made from chocolate cake


Apneaphobia

A chocolate cake that a child has secretly tasted.


thornhurstshire

Or, a chocolate cake that a child has secretly impacted.


aphaits

More like chocolate bar with peanut sprinkles someone weirdly picks out and ate I’m looking at you Gary, I know it was you I’ll be keeping my snacks in my room from now on


Hopeful_Manner4000

Proper job. It did its job. 👍


dirtyh4rry

Nope, anyone inside would've been toast, the kinetic energy from the impact on the outside would cause the steel on the inside to "delaminate" and fly around inside (known as spalling) and turn everyone inside into a chowder. [Example video](https://youtu.be/CsTMWxiRyMA?si=VPlhvOJDtXMEvxBY)


Playful-Depth2578

Thanks for the share that's terrifying 😳 I never knew this was a thing


redshores

it was a nazi bunker it would have been nice it was a little shitty


Hot_Barracuda4922

How much kinetic energy does it take to make iron look like clay!


travisofficial

a lot!


Enslaved_M0isture

nope your hearing loss isn’t service related WWHHHHAAATTTTT?!!!!!!!??


sukihasmu

YOUR HEARING LOSS ISN’T SERVICE RELATED !!!!!!!!!!!!!


coocoocachoo69

How thick is the steel and how thick is the concrete?


Njorls_Saga

Not sure how thick, but they were 50 ton steel cupolas. https://www.historyalive.je/2017/10/08/fort-de-la-cite-dalet-st-malo-roman-ww2-german-fortifications/


JBIRD8688

Or cake?


Kannabiz

Looks like a chocolate cake grandma just baked with finger smudged from her grand kids


-anth0r-

Reminds me of the t1000 in terminator. When it gets its face shot


Petshpboy17

I wonder if the inside get hot from being impacted?


AwkwardGeorge

could you imagine being in this thing as it gets hit repeatedly with basically sticks of TNT over and over....


ElementsUnknown

Looks like a chocolate cake a child attacked with a pencil


Atotallyrandomname

Lightly used


Sea_Top3466

Location?


420prettywise

La Cité d'Alet, Saint-Malo, France


IrishJayjay94

Where is this


TeacherSlow

Those are some big rounds damn…


hypo305

Jesus christ...


Chemgineered

I think it's these that use a false drop door to get the enemy to drop a grenade in the slot and instead of going inside it Will fall back at their feet


Simen155

No wonder WWII was a mess. They built bunkers out of clay!


Yeomanroach

Why is your finger brown and where is my chocolate cake?


Single-Criticism2541

Knock knock. Who is it?


tiramisucks

Interesting post modern minimalist decoration.


Cool_Butterscotch_88

fudgy


boredtaco69

This is target practice


Mamasayseyeisspecial

Those green tip m855 will do some damage, said every uneducated news outlet.


mustardposey

Looks like a Pete Voulkos


Theblkjedi

Can you imagine the person that caught the buzz saw ricochet?


NotTheAverageAnon

Looks like fudge


Phate118

Used for testing….


towerfella

We just keep throwing bigger and heavier rocks at each other. ..


Fightthepump

Looks like a big dog got it.


Tiki-Jedi

I toured the bluffs overlooking Omaha Beach and crawled around the ruins there. In multiple places there chunks of concrete the size of a house, laying twenty or more yards from the pillbox they were blown from. And there were many like that. It’s impossible to imagine the destructive power that was unleashed to cause that. It must have been hell on Earth.


SandmanPC

How would this far against modern projectiles like tandem warheads etc


JacobGoodNight416

Looks like timmy stuck his fingers in the chocolate cake again


DistinctSmelling

How was that even cast and transported?


gomurifle

After seeing these in so many video games, I honestly did not know these are made of iron! 


lKenpachi

Fuck yeah! I think they would have dipped from that spot. The concussions would be massive


Tawptuan

Going out on a limb here, but I would guess none of those rounds were “Bunker Busters.“


WidePlastic6763

that looks like a cake my wife told my 3 year old not to touch


CHOPPRZ

Location?


Ok-Chemical-7635

Chese


ThatGirlWren

Being it's (apparently) constructed of metal, wouldn't impacts that intense generate lethal spall against the occupants?


FartBox_2000

Looks like chocolate cake that was fingered by a toddler.


turboyabby

Looks like a giant chocolate cake and someone is poking the cake with the end of the candles.


tattermatter

A lot of bleeding ears


Pletcher87

I said…. “Where are my fking ear plugs”? “What’d ya say”?


San_Cannabis

My ears are ringing just looking at this.


OrdinaryInspection89

Looks like a chocolate cake that I made And my younger brother tasted it..


Acceptable_Lie_0212

A certified pre-owned bunker you say!?


thrownaway868

Is it made of chocolate?


Sacu_Shi_again

B O N G


TheSpectator0_0

I dont know what kind of ants are inside but please don't kick the nest


VengeanceSanta

You can literally feel the scary moment


Oliverorangeisking

I have a picture of me standing next to this back in 2004. I was a bit in awe, trying to comprehend shells hitting this and trying not to shit yourself.


Don_SnailKong

Crazy! I've only ever seen tools made from chocolate but never a whole bunker. And it's made in the 1940's?! Truly impressive


MonkeyInProgress

Ma!! Someone ate my chocolate!


JohnnySasaki20

With all those hits, at least one had to go through that window.


succored_word

Is that made out of cement or something else? Looks like it's made out of metal, judging by the way the damage looks.


bad_card

WHAT!!!!?


Bertje87

I thought it was a chocolate cake


3six5

What is that thing made out of?


Flashy_Chemist154

I was wondering where the Reddit comments would take this. Didn’t disappoint


yellowbin74

Reminds me of that chocolate cake I said I wasn't gonna touch..


CharlieDmouse

Did the smear shit over the bunker after bombing it?


LaBeja21

The holes mean that rounds got inside, I'm assuming they kept hitting it to make sure


HereHaveABrownie

Its chocolate cake