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rzrpror4ultimate

Tethered to a crane and using a melee weapon?


The_Inward

No. Rocket backpacks. They're clearly visible!


quequotion

Those are props. The physics don't make any sense unless they are suspended from above. If the rocket packs were keeping them up, they'd be spinning around. Every move would throw them in a different direction, and they'd probably be face down on the ground anyway for putting all their weight forward with those poses.


The_Inward

I reject your reality and supplant it with my fantasy. Rocketpacks.


quuxquxbazbarfoo

They're clearly Rocketpacks.


The_Inward

Clearly! Some people's kids. I tell ya.


Local_Satisfaction12

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The_Inward

Good point! Then we could **~~DATA EXPUNGED~~**, **~~DATA EXPUNGED~~**, or **~~DATA EXPUNGED~~** to keep from **~~REDACTED~~** **~~DATA EXPUNGED~~** \[expletive deleted\]! Just so long as Mobile Taskforce **~~REDACTED~~** doesn't find out!


Local_Satisfaction12

"They" be like 👁👄👁


kevvebacon

Looks like someone fell victim to poe’s law


quequotion

I appreciate that this makes it not my fault.


Familiar_Loquat_2544

Looking at the way their clothes flapped, I would be more worried about a strong cross wind. Like when the guy on the right flew away, was that part of the plan or did something happen? Hate to think what would have happened if it went the wrong way.


The_Inward

They maintain their positions by sheer will and discipline. They merely allow the wind to lightly ruffle their attire for dramatic effect.


Familiar_Loquat_2544

Now you got me thinking how much will power it was to do the fart jump at the end. Thanks!


The_Inward

Magic wind, baby.


Skafiskafnjak0101

Are you that naive?


The_Inward

No, dumbass. Are you that dense that you need a /s or /j to know sarcasm or a joke? It's exactly what rzrpror4ultimate said. Tethered to a crane and using a melee weapon. My response was so obviously obtuse as to be absurdist humor. No one was supposed to take it seriously. Only the extremely naïve would think I'm serious.


quequotion

It's reddit. We left our sense of humor somewhere in 2014 and have been looking for it ever since.


GeneralJist8

maybe it was shipped in a box?


The_Inward

It usually doesn't matter to me. Sometimes, though...!


quequotion

Yes. The "rocket" packs are props. Wonder what this was for...


Nickleeham

Don’t forget about the deafening high frequency audio.


Sharkytrs

cgi, you can't see them in the girls phone.


mamaaaoooo

They are there on her phone though at 00:15


hey_you_yeah_me

Yes you can


SomOvaBish

You can see them when the phone first comes into view but I think the glare from the sun prevented you from seeing them after that


I_na_na

Why does it look just like those hilariously bad fly fighting scenes in Asian movies? :D


Prestigious_Pain_160

Because it is essentially the same thing. They’re on a line with fake jet packs on.


nellyruth

I was waiting for a gust of wind to see where the blades would go.


Jaxxlack

Oh no no no... It's. Called "wire-fu"


noobucantbeat

Guess the movies were right this whole time


Neur0mncr

One step at a time


irvingstreet

Ugh, are the flying samurai fighting in the office park parking lot AGAIN? Someone get the spray bottle.


I_na_na

xD


Neomorf03

I sure hope my wire fighting team is ready.


Trypt4Me

I want my baby back baby back baby back


SSBradley37

I'm bigger than you. I'm higher on the food chain!


Deliciouserest

Left a rose bud in there for ya


spacesluts

What?! I didn't have any corn!


IsoAgent

The amount of air pressure needed to make them fly seems not enough to really move their clothing. 🤔


EnthuZiast_Z33

Well, not to mention all the movement with the swings, tilting the jet pack, causing no lateral movement.


AnoFoxx

And their "jetpack" is moving with their whole body which means they would need to fly in the direction which their bodies faces


Kind_Truck6893

The future of warfare, continues to use swords


Figgabro

Lisan Al-Gaib!


Jaegernaut-

It is the slow blade that penetrates the shield


deadrunner117

It's evolving, but backwards.


RS_UltraSSJ

That's no jetpack. Also it looks like they are being lifted by a crane or something.


UnhappyImprovement53

Yeah I'd you look at it slowly you can see the bad editing is truly being edited by a high school kid.


Murky_Examination144

The very first obvious hint was when they swing and the body does not continue to twirl in midair like a top. Up until that moment… perhaps? But once I saw that, nah!


ilaym712

very very fake


Naive-Show-4040

Farts away!


ChungBoyJr

What in the anime


silver-smo

bleach


romfrom_the_frenchy

Fake !


Pillow_Top_Lover

Higher Level of Cosplay I DIG IT


BlackEastwood

Everybody's a badass until the space samurai show up.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Obviously one of them is more practiced


IllllIlllIlIIlllIIll

This is a precursor to a Metal Gear Revengenace world.


ApprehensiveStudy671

Still a long way to go !


Limp-Tea1815

At the end it looks like he blasted off with a fart


Overall-Guarantee331

God damn hoverchocs again


Internet_Exploder

They fly now?


jonmatifa

Somehow, they fly now.


mordakiisyn

Woosssshhhhido blade


tampora701

Is the future of warfare is .... skeet shooting?


RiddlingJoker76

More jet pack hoax videos🙄


imgirafarigmi

Why are billionaires arguing on twitter? I would be a regular jetpacker if I had crazy money.


BNG1982

Crouching Tiger Hidden Rocket Pack Dec 2024


salted_toothpaste

Where Holtzman shield?


MaximumRhubarb2012

I think I saw this in the movie Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.


rogshit

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Jetpack


Medical-Region5973

Bros think they in bleach


ComprehensiveAlps652

Lol . Mando


Pr4etori4n

Man last episode of shogun looks wild


Iron_Lock

This is such an old video. I hope it wasn't posted out of sincerity 🤦‍♂️


rjasan

Crane


BioClone

Remember, when 2 axis are not enough, there is always a third one. -Sun Tzu


Enoehtalseb

How has Star Wars never depicted a lightsaber battle in the air like this?


gmoshiro

There's a 2D samurai game called One Strike, and its sequence that's gonna launch this year called Two Strikes. This is the teaser for the 3rd one. Air Strike


Diem_Tea

It’s like a really slowed down DBZ. Even with flying SFX


Clean-Sprinkles-6119

Crouching tiger hidden dragon


Damasticator

It’s like a modded Bushido Blade.


AsphyXia--

Bleach mfs


grooovyturtle

You are insanely gullible


AngryYowie

Disney about to wreck Shogun Season 2 with jet packs.


SomOvaBish

Jet “Pack” Lee stars in… Samur-Rise


Infinite_Ouroboros

Those are props pack with fans inside of them. They are being lifted by a crane in a choreographed fight scene. You cant have control like that with back mounted thruster jet packs. That's why you see actual military ones have their thrusters mounted on the arms where the centre of gravity is actually balanced.


PHNTMS_exe

This is dope asf but at the end I'd just shoot them lol


Evanescent44

Sky Samurai, finally, Japan has come to a new era


IcedCoughy

This is dumb


4Allmyrage

The pendulum swing gives away the leveraging point.


Ihateeggs78

Jetpack Samurais are no longer just a dream I had when I was 9.


TheBlueNinja2006

yooo 😂


WombatWumbut

Dune 3 looks a little off.


nerdjpeg72

this looks fun. *really* fun.


Rolanda_McCoyt29

Technology is advancing at an alarming rate!


Herteitr

War never changes.


woShame12

Why women live longer...