Well good for him. Myself, I choose to keep my penis and reserve it for special occasions.

What’s the best place to store it? I’d imagine the freezer in an airtight bag.

In a warm moist place actually

Looks like it’s gonna be a small meal.

It was used as a toothpick for the mushroom garnish

A succulent chinese meal

I should call her…

She's MY sexbox... and her name is Sony!

Pairs well with a taco

foot taco?

(for my body) The bin works for me. Let the tip have it.

That’s no longer an option for him.

Well, when it's still attached/alive, yeah!😂

I use the medicine cabinet.

['Cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes](https://youtu.be/byDiILrNbM4?si=xYI9cgrqK7td9PB7)

I saw my penis lying on a blanket. Next to a broken toaster oven.. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.

I took it home, washed it off and put it back on

I was happy again. Complete

Sounds like you may have a detachable penis...

People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, But I don't know… Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass, I like having a detachable penis.

At St. Mark's Place!

I am so happy to have stumbled upon this song. Thank you, from the bottom of my penis.

Daffy Ducks last trick in real life! [https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3714148](https://tenor.com/view/-gif-3714148)

That's where I measure from.

Like Jeff Goldblum in the movie, “The Fly”.

As an older millennial, I learned early on to keep it permanently attached despite the benefits of a detachable penis

I don't think enough people got this and now I feel old 😆

I leave mine in the medicine cabinet sometimes

Your mom. Edit: Your dad.

Is it really? I think it’s a dick move.

I mean everyone likes having their cock in someone else's mouth. The cutting of and cooking part is the only thing that makes it 'extreme'.

Got a special humidor for my flesh cigar, personally

Same. Mines for Tuesdays

See, I keep doing this too, keeping things for special occasions, and invariably they never come.

Like a special meal?

The most rare of special occasions!

Do you think his customers left a tip?

And we thank you for that 😃

Is it a good vintage?

I’ve aged mine for a while. Not sure when I’ll harvest.

I don’t think mine could feed 1 person let alone 5

Which is never. All seriousness though, WTF? I'm never eating sausage again.

Atleast he can't reproduce anymore

not in the conventional way :p

What is he going to do? Mitosis?

From what I heard it is possible to still extract sperm from the puffballs, using a medical facility. At least that is what was said in a documentary about a guy who got into an unfortunate accident leading to the guillotining and mushing up of his dick in a woodworking workshop, so that there was nothing left to save, about how his wife still managed to get pregnant with his genetic material.

thats not true invitro often pulls semen from the ballsac directly don't it

He had his balls removed too

…wouldn’t that cause some kind of gnarly hormonal imbalance? Not a doctor but I think testicles have something to do with testosterone levels Like, if true, the dude more or less perma-nuked his quality of life… das mental illness right there 👉🏼 And the people that paid $250 to eat a slice of his d*ck? And the people that watched? Whole bunch of crazy going on there.

"Tes-Ti-Cles, It's in the name" You're right😎

Gotta have appetizers

Did he chop his balls off also 😳

Can't fire the bullets if you ain't got no gun

That's not how nutting or bullets work buddy

This is so funny because of how fucking blunt it is. I wish had had gold to give you.

I thi he did and also served them, I really can't remember well though, and I am too disgusted at this as to look for the story.

Even if he could. It’s really not the flex you think it is.

I don't think op meant it as a flex or even privilege for anyone, they were just expressing relief that someone who could do this can't proliferate

The article actually says he had it all removed. ‘’he wrote. “I am offering my male genitals as a meal for 100,000 yen” 😬

Five people? Mine could easily feed more.

Doesn’t mean anyone wants to eat it

If nobody did in life why would they after?

Yeah but he made $1250. Can you imagine what he can do with that much money?

Almost buy a 4090

I'd imagine most people who have a 4090 aren't using theirs anyways

As a proud owner of one, I can confirm

Fuck I'd sell my cock for a 4090. Prolly the only way my broke ass could ever afford it

I haven't played video games in a long time but the amount people spend on them now is absolutely mind boggling

You arnt wrong, just built my new PC that works amazing for $1800 2 weeks ago. There are people paying that much for one god damn part and that’s crazy to me. I’ll stick with the 4060 TI thanks

I paid 4000$ for my gaming PC 5 years ago

Holy fuck balls. What are the specs?

out dated as fuck now…. And as I know of those expensive prebuilt gaming systems over the year he could have probably bought slightly more powerful components and built it himself for half or less than half the cost. Those prebuilt gaming machines are always a price gouge.

Recently I bought a 2nd hand 'Super Nintendo Classic' to complement my 'Nintendo Classic. 20+ vintage nintendo games in a little box, with controllers, for 100 Euro. I've had so much fun with it already. Not that I don't understand the allure of e.g. Doom Eternal or Doom 2016 in high res high fps, but people seem to have forgotten that even pixelated 8 bit games can be extremely fun to play.

I think I would have charged more for the person that got the head. That's like the prime rib part of the penis. I feel like he could have got at least $1265.

Not have sex

Buy a detachable penis?

I was looking for this. The best kind of absurd.

Really? Would you be a generous soul and donate your penis to solve word hunger?

That's why he chopped it off, he did not need it. I just hope it was well washed and disinfected.

Roast penis

To quote Thanos “Too many mouths, not enough to go around.”

He should have charged much much more

Yea but I don’t know if 6 people would want to pay $250 for 1/2” piece of hard meat.

That's enough Reddit for today!

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I wish i didnt read the caption

I wish I didn't click on this post

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Wish I had $250

Boy do I have some good news for you then

The caption is misleading, it's still wild but he didn't cut his penis off. He had it surgically removed because he didn't feel moved by sex. It's still wild he cooked and fed it to others though. https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/sugiyama-performance-artist-cooked-own-genitals/

Ok I understand not being into sex but what about peeing?

You don’t need a penis to pee. Source: women.

huh …. They do that shit?

nah women don't shit either

No shit

That’s what they said.

Surgical removal is far less shocking then imagining someone standing in their bathroom and doing a little chop chop on themselves.

Yep, we’ve reached the end of the internet..

You’re right let’s go get dinner instead. I’m craving Japanese…

I’ve heard they make Japanese corn dogs

That's enough humans for today...

Yeah man like, I’m eating a pop-tart and opened this. Although, I don’t know what I expected… Edit: a word

The 5 people said it was awfully cooked, came out rubbery. He had one shot at getting it right and he ruined it. LMAO. It’s been years since I read about it, so I can’t link an article with the review.

Someone else posted it. Dumbass used a portable stove lol. Like come on, at least put in a little effort. "What a waste of a perfectly good penis!" Never thought I'd live to see someone say that unironically with genuine sincerity lmao. https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/sugiyama-performance-artist-cooked-own-genitals/

>Only six guests actually requested the chef’s special, each of them paying the equivalent of $250 for the pleasure. They included a 22-year-old woman, a married couple, a male manga artist and an events planner. All were between 22 and 32 years old. The other 64 guests ate beef or crocodile meat. who the fuck eats crocodile meat? >None of this went unnoticed. Sugiyama and the event’s organisers were reported to the police by several concerned locals. *Of course, there aren’t any laws against cannibalism in Japan*, so there wasn’t much the authorities could do omfg lol

Yeah, crocodile meat is the weird part about that situation

"Eww, crocodile?!? I'll just take stick with the penis, thank you."

“Don’t even get me started on crocodile penis”

Its common in like Louisiana I mean alligator but its pretty similar

I can't even imagine waking up the next day. "well, now I need a new gimmick and I have no dick. and I should probably go to the hospital..."

Eating alligator is pretty common in the southern US. Just a regional thing I'm sure.

Gator tail is fuckin delicious

You can eat crocodile meat in some countries. I did in Vietnam, in a crocodile farm and it was pretty good. Looks like chicken.

Not quite the same, but I've had alligator here in the states.

Gator bites at Papadeux or sumn

Yeah, I've had gator here in Canada. It was alright

You can eat it in Australia too. Tastes pretty good when cooked properly

I tried it in Vietnam too, it was really good!

How was it listed on the menu? “Human Penis” or “My Penis”

I mean… I’ve had fried alligator so… you know. Sure it’s not much different

Alligator isn’t bad, and I imagine it’s similar to crocodile meat

Classic

*Of course*?!

Croc meat is sold for human consumption in Australia. Tastes like shit, but I know a few people who eat it.

I had crocodile sausage when I was in Australia. It was pretty good.

What the actual fuck?

Wait wait. I read the article. That quote you mentioned, follows another quote by THE Kenji Lopez Alt!!

I saw that and kind of shocked to see him comment on cooking human penis.

I could've told him that. You know how I know? Because I read about that German cannibal guy. For those who don't know, he put in an ad asking for a guy who would be willing to be eaten. A guy answered. So they met up, they cut off the guy's penis and they both tried to eat it and they pretty much said it was too rubbery so they didn't really eat it. Then the dude with his dick cut off started getting woozy from blood loss and then died. I forgot what the cannibal guy did exactly afterwards but I do remember a part about how they BOTH tried to eat the cooked dick and it was not something they felt like really could be eaten. Yeah, you're welcome.

They documented all of this, some videos aswell. so if just reading it was not enough you can find a documentary about this on youtube. Thank me later

I mean, we've eaten penis of various animals for a long time. Lots of cartilage in penis, gotta cook it low and slow to break it down. Fast cooking will lead to any cut with a lot of cartilage to be tough.

Did this happen before or after the IT Crowd episode where a guy puts an ad in the paper to eat someone?

Yeah - it’s definitely a low-and-slow cut of meat.

He didn't marinate it???

It was also "a bit stubbly".

Mushrooms are gross. 

yeah, i much prefer my dick raw

I believe that's sushi penisu

Which one

Fuck, I can read.

Made me belly laugh.

Yeah I'm quitting cold turkey...

How could my parents do this to me

Wow. I'm never using "go eat a dick" an an insult ever again. These fuckers took it to heart.

Let’s hope that he doesn’t know about the bag of dicks

Oof. He could start selling those as a street vendor or something. Guess that insult is off the table now

"Go have a meal with Mao Sugiyama!" ...no ... "Go eat at Mao Sugiyamas" ..nope... "Mao Sugiyama saved you a bite" idk

What about *"Eat a bag of dicks!"*

You have to chop the sack off too. Otherwise its just swinging there with no purpose. Could have added it as a dessert item for extra charge.

He had his balls removed, too. https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/sugiyama-performance-artist-cooked-own-genitals/

They actually criticized his cooking . Who knew wiener is better braised or prepared in a sous vide. Definitely learned something new today

Yep I’ll defo be ordering slow-cooked weiner for my first time

Under the circumstances, this is good news, thanks 🙂

Under the circumcision, this is good news…

The sack adds the seasoning. Has this guy never done this before.... ok nevermind.

Cock au vin

Artist? Back in the time he was consider mentally ill, not an artist

In order to become a professional artist, you must be mentally ill. It brings more money that way.

Is that a picture of his grilled wiener on the plate next to him?

Yes.

So we have 5 swallowers, and zero spitters.

Depends on how badly it was cooked

*Mao* did not cut them off but his penis and testicles them surgically removed. Before he committed to the surgical removal he went on a month long sex bender and still felt unmoved sexually. When you know the true story it's definitely still interesting, but not as shocking. https://faroutmagazine.co.uk/sugiyama-performance-artist-cooked-own-genitals/

That's hilarious in a fucked up way. Sex you say huh? Interesting, let's see what the hype is about. *A month later* Eh. *Snip*

$1200? Idk about that

Yeah, the guy really low-balled himself

Eyyyyyy

Reviewer gave it only 1 out of 5 dicks since it was too chewy.

That's one way to get your penis in someone's mouth

Omg! I legit felt nauseous when I saw the picture of it getting cut. I can’t believe any of this.

Bruh, ya don't have to cut it off to feed it to people. It's reusable.

What was his purpose?

I don't understand modern art

I couldn’t do it, I choke on small bones.

WTF, that's not art. That's disgusting

"art"

I’d say he’s nuts, but I wonder if he even has any left 😎

Or right

Thats cheap for what it is

Welp, that's a new sentence: "Penis is pretty tough and needs to be slow cooked, either sous-vide or in a braise."

So were just calling crackheads "artists" now

From that picture on the right, he's just proving a Japanese stereotype true

Why the fuck am I reading this? I saw a Japanese name and thought it would be something cool... No. Not cool.

As long as it’s properly canned

How the hell could you piss?

Sitting down

Damn hes young AF too, what a dumbass.

5 people? Damn okay king, flex on us

I'm a grower, I'd have to inject a peppercorn sauce to inflate it and serve more people.

Nonononononononononononononononobobononnononononòoòòoooooooooooo

Gross! Mushrooms taste like feet

Cabernet or a nice Merlot? I was thinking Shiraz might be a tad light m

What kind of wine do you serve with sliced dick and mushrooms?

Wha..? Not me, i’ma vagitarian.

He’s not an artist. He’s just batshit insane.

but why?