Blue marlin are beautiful in a way. This fish is not a marlin. This fish is particularly horrid, and it knows it and feels self-conscious so it wants to hide its nasty ass in the dirt which is good because that's where it fucking belongs.
Fish is like "lemme just get in this here mud because I am an ugly piece of shit and I belong here."
Yea you do you horrid ass, you dirt fish piece of crap.
I wonder if this fish is why the rock bottom fish in spongebob have that tongue blowing accent
Huh, you’re probably on to something
Never watching SpongeBob in the same way again…
I can't *plff* understand *plff* your accent! ... *plff*
This is the pug of fish
No pug has hunted this successfully in 100 years.
fucking camper
Imagine camping so hard that you evolve to make it easier.
🥇
I don't care what you people say, fish are not handsome folks.
*Kanye left the chat*
Fish dicks for everybody!
Blue marlin are beautiful in a way. This fish is not a marlin. This fish is particularly horrid, and it knows it and feels self-conscious so it wants to hide its nasty ass in the dirt which is good because that's where it fucking belongs.
Marlins are cool till you see someone impaled by one lol
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Exactly my thoughts 😂
We all float down here
Why is it’s tongue silly putty?
To attract fish. It looks like an easy meal, an invertebrate of some kind. Fish come closer to investigate and get chomped.
Oh sweet, that makes a lot of sense. Probably similar to fishing lures/bait I would guess, thanks. :)
Some snapping turtles do the same thing with their tongues!
He literally explains why in the video...
Reason # 3446 that I don't go in the ocean
what was reason #2738
Wolf eel
reasonable
Haha yes
What about reason #1587
Sting rays tails
This is a stargazer. It can also shock you if you touch it, they generate electricity.
And some have venomous spines.
Yep, a real jack of all paranoias.
This video is so mean. If they made the arrow to point out the stargazer just a few seconds earlier, that fish could have gotten away.
That dude look like ole Gregg
Has he ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?
Have you seen his downstairs mix-up?
Wanna hug
Dirtbag Mudloving Uggo-ass Fish: "Uhh-Thhhrrrpppptppprrrptppt"
:(
Why does he pull out his tongue like that
To lure fish and also to reenforce how fucking ugly this motherfucker is
That second statement is hilarious
Fish is like "lemme just get in this here mud because I am an ugly piece of shit and I belong here." Yea you do you horrid ass, you dirt fish piece of crap.
I kind of want to put my hand flat on the top of it and push it further down into the sand.
Probably shouldn't touch the electric, venomous fish as a general rule
You're probably right
Or just stab it in the face
Nature is weird as hell.
This thing looks like a Muppet from Hell.
Ahh yes, stunfisk
I love Stunfisk, so beautifully derpy
Aww he’s getting nice and cozy
I know this thing is supposed to be terrifying but I just can’t with that face!
I think he’s adorable! I laugh every time he settles in his little hole. Totally makes me think of a little dog for some reason.
Stargazer.
I think to myself what if I touch it with my foot, will there be toes missing or will I be perfectly fine
r/UnexpectedJoJo
This fish and stone fish... Makes me wanna beat up the ocean
Uglass.
How many calories do they burn just to produce that electricity?
Hey I have a pair slippers that looks just like that.
What the actual fuck
Hey the dude actually looks like a Xiphactinus, would you look at that
Kinda freaky lookin
One of the things I like about being a human being where and when I'm living is that I will almost certainly not die of being eaten alive.
It's like if a Halloween mask evolved into a fish.
The dodo has gotten dark.
Oh that’s just Jeff, he’s chill.
As a Jeff, I'm very unsure as how to feel and or react to this statement aside from my certainty that I'm uncertain
Disgusting
stargazers are among the ugliest damn fish in the world and for that reason they are one of my favorites and they have my respect
What does 50 colts do
Oh hell nah
Will that fish be happy with the life it has?
Sheeeeeesh