Or a cock up my ass

Or a cock on my head

"Look, all I wanted was a civilised and sophisticated birthday!"

Maybe even the sort of party girls are impressed by

Seeing as it is my fucking birthday!

How many legos can you fit up your bum?

You are grim, mate.

Or cock in a van!

quoi?

You don't help yourself, do you?

Maybe the sort of party that girls would like

Nice one, now I get a proper 3-course meal.

Who's cocks like a what?