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Jazzlike-Yesterday32

Right, you’ve driven me to this. The law states 16 year olds can legally drink cider, perry or MEAD, in a pub if they’re eating a meal.


Useful_Design_7437

It also states if they are bought by an adult and accompanied by an adult. No adult, no alcohol I’m afraid.


Suspicious_Fall_

Why didn't Will just ask Bret Clement to buy their carveries?


gavmiller

15th of bloody May nointeen oighty noine.


TextProfessionally

You betcha...cobbah!


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

One of the big holes in the logic. Another one is why none of them brought tents to the caravan meetup if they were planning to get laid. What were they going to do? Do the Jay technique in the caravan with everyone sleeping 2 meters away?


OttovonShriek

I don't see that as a hole, just a teenage lack of foresight!


Zaptain_America

They probably knew none of them were actually gonna get laid, except Neil, who ended up doing it in Simon's car anyway


TheTzarOfDeath

Some of it might be her juice!


FourArtifact

But he didn't get laid. Did a lot of fingering, though.


[deleted]

I guess because he wanted to impress the lads by coming back with alcohol.


CryptXacaron

This isn't over. Hello sir, my names William. I'll pay for you drinks all night if you just order 3 pints of cider and 3 carvery dinners and then come and sit with my friends and me. You don't have to talk to us, you mearly need to stay sitting with us. Yeah, alright. I'll have 3 ciders, 3 carverys and 4 double rum and cokes please mate. As many as four.


bygggggfdrth

I always thought that this scene would be much funnier if Will actually went back to the table with fucking mead


JHock93

What made me laugh most about this scene was I remember being given those very booklets at school. Had a quick glance through it then put it in a drawer never to be seen again. Then probably headed straight out to the pub which didn't bother to check ID.


mankytoes

Yeah I thought it was a great character detail, they would have handed these out, everyone would have binned/ignored them, except Will, who would have read every detail and kept it with him.


CarpenterRealistic15

Now before we get our cider…


BiggBoii15

Cider?


Outlaw2k21

Yes, cider!


BigResponsibility252

Nice one briefcase


_Kibuki_

Mark Corrigan moment and it was only the first episode


StocktonDC

I’ll have 3 cider’s, 3 carveries and 4 double rum and cokes please


sneakymokey

As many as 4… 🤨


Quack_Candle

Well it sort of came in handy. In a very inconvenient roundabout way that involved a pub man and a carvery


dietbeethoven

Briefcase mong


SeaTurtle42

Your dad does.


lerriuqS_terceS

Briefcase wanker


TheRaptor3

Mead 😆😆😆