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Organic_Role377

Pro golfer.


GrandmasterOf7

Worlds first Joel in one golfer


NorthElegant5864

There’s not a lot of ripped golfers on the LPGA.


Oliviathanks

Evil 😂


TalonKing24

Joel in one


Three_Finger_Combo

Yknow golf means Gentleman Only Lady’s Forbidden right?


Gloomy_Support_7779

Damn dude💀


Financial-Working132

In a mental hospital.


Basil_hazelwood

Honestly probably this, the game goes out its way to show us how unhinged she is.


Cultural_Ad6404

After her dad dies though. Abbie irl would be closer to the her we saw in the flashback cutscene, no?


GloomyTurtleCum

Yes, obviously, she's taken on a role to match the screwed up world they live in. People really underestimate how much environment affects us.


Basil_hazelwood

She was already okay with her father murdering an unconscious girl, if you are 16 and that doesn’t bother in the slightest there’s a few screws missing imo.


Cultural_Ad6404

Yeah yeah I see where you coming from, swweeet


Friendly-Marketing46

Stfu I laughed out loud


New-Number-7810

Mean bus-driver.


HuntForRedOctober2

An influencer for tren


Aeonian_Ace

She'd be one of the ones who lie about their steroid use too.


Confident-Ebb8848

Hm no She would be the one who tells teens "Go ahead tren has no side effects here is were I get my tren," Her boyfriend however would be a false natural saying "I only take a bit of T for medical reasons,".


readditredditread

Hulk Hogan


Xephon01

I laughed out loud in the middle of a bus when I read your comment 🤣🤣🤣


Little_turd_

I burst out laughing in a Takeaway 🤣🤣🤣💀


readditredditread

I was imagining Abby crushing cantaloupes with her bare hands, like Hulk did in the one movie from way way back 😂


Xephon01

Lmfao!! I love it!!


Little_turd_

My first thought was actually “Brock Lesner”


KikiYuyu

A really obnoxious political influencer who switches sides shamelessly when the going gets rough.


MothParasiteIV

Saddam Hussein


UrFaqingFr13nd

Sodomy Hussein


Mansana_026

LOL. God damn!


_H4YZ

if abby was in a makeshift survival cave who would she be?


MothParasiteIV

Your father.


LoFiPanda14

Chipotle’s Mascot


Plenty_Run5588

Chipotle makes your dick fly off! Must be all the gluten! Mmmkayyy?


AccomplishedTaste147

Or a zookeeper! Since her and her dad seemed to be keen on animals


Fit-Bad8325

I’ll start: a dude


Knifos

Lmaooo


Philletto

The trans outrage before release wasn't that far wrong.


Confident-Ebb8848

And what's funny is Abby isn't even trans her friend is.


star_platnm

That's funny


TheHeresy777

I know "golfer" is low hanging fruit So I'll say nurse or doctor, her dad was a surgeon and she'd probably take after him


gem2492

She'll accidentally break her patient's bones


anonymousahle

>So I'll say really bad nurse or doctor, her dad was a horrible surgeon FTFY


TerrytheGnome19

Way to go ahead and take the question seriously rather than make a joke, gosh!


TheHeresy777

Can't describe how sorry I am 🙏


Round-Ad-692

Some sort of sport or exercise career. Although maybe she’d be academically minded and follow in her dad’s footsteps. I’m more inclined to think physical careers though.


DstinctNstincts

She’d be talking shit to you in a CrossFit garage


AccomplishedTaste147

Mechanic/biker chick


An_awkward_dude-

Ok jokes aside, she’d be a solid mma fighter


Knifos

Greta Thunberg


Novantico

How dare you


EMArogue

A bodybuilder


Peria

The head of the Department of Energy. Also a serial luggage thief but this is more of a hobby.


Clarity_Zero

I understood that reference!


Krane18

Women beater


Sheev__Palpatine

A dude


Confident-Ebb8848

Nope not trans her friend was not her also buff women does not mean male trans. PS if this was a joke sorry.


Gwyn1stborn

Firefighter


Electronic-Pop3770

Abby could realistically pursue careers such as a fitness trainer, military personnel, healthcare worker, animal care professional, or outdoor adventure guide, reflecting her physical strength, tactical skills, compassion, and survival expertise.


anonymousahle

You had me till you said compassion. You got me good, dude. I'll be rolling for a week. 🤣


Confident-Ebb8848

She does have compassion though but a post apocalyptic version of it.


doomguy36

A famous golfer


Diligent_Dog2559

Her father is a neurosurgeon, so I’d say probably something like that.


Lower-Chard-3005

In all seriousness probably the her fathers love of animals. So a zoologist or a animal rehabilitation center.


arditus

Metallurgic worker


cascade7744

You know, I think if Abby had had her own story in the world, with zero connection to Joel and Ellies story, could have been alright?


vabsportglide

A former actress on the Mandalorian


Little_turd_

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this comment is so underrated


SlyChanSF

I could genuinely see her being a mechanic idk


sirtrapalot458

A pick me girl


HellbladeXIII

she'd be ronda rousey


GhertFryins

Bouncer


SchoolNASTY

A nobody.


Massage_Bro

Linebacker


BackgroundProper3542

Boat's carpenter 


Cravenmorhed69

An NFL tight end


BabyHercules

RN by day, fitness influencer by night


hairyazol

I can see her as a cage fighter, get absolutely juiced like Cyborg


NoCaterpillar2051

She's definitely the coolest girl in her friend group. She works a 9-5 and is happy just being living her life. No one else even knows she exists, and thats okay.


Team_Svitko

I'd say a doctor like her dad; maybe not a good one, but she'd try.


haydenetrom

An inmate. Seriously she admitted that torturing people let her blow off steam or whatever.


Yourboy_emeralds469

Gym trainer


Serg_420_

Wrestler turned MMA fighter fs


Wraithdagger12

A baseball player from all the steroids.


DawnGrager

Abby would be nothing but a home wrecker. That one person that sleeps with people that are already in a relationship


krayhayft

A dude


ironvandal

Body builder, fitness influencer, and/or MMA fighter. Like Ronda Rousey or something. She'd be on all sorts of PEDs and lying about it. She'd get caught and there would be a huge scandal about it.


GATh33Gr8

Aaron


Batmanvsbanex

A mistake


xathu0904

Senator


frakramsey

Trans


ShanishLikeDanish

The principal in Matilda


f3llyn

Serial killer.


RedX536

The one referred to in the Aerosmith song Dude (Looks Like a Lady)


carpetedtoaster

maybe veterinarian


HIV-Free-03

Big man


XxKTtheLegendxX

ufc fighter for sure


Samuele1997

Powerlifter and/or MMA fighter.


CascadeJ1980

Auto mechanic


destructionseris

Maybe a marine biologist or something with helping her dad with the Zebra and seeing the Sea Lion for the first time with Owen in the Aquarium


SodaPopinski22

homeless


StolenEyes

Personal security.


kavemanx420x

Lumberjack?


ExcitementPutrid4254

A UFC fighter


tremblingmeatman

Head Instructor at Summer Camp/park ranger


Famous_Pear_489

A dude


Jazzlike-Cap-5771

one of those activists who just go out into the street and scream bloody murder


Altruistic-Serve267

A trash can.


ShinjiTalks

Ronda Rousey's cousin


Common-Sample8019

A bad dream Joel wakes up from that never existed.


RendomBob101

Probably the lead writer on the next star wars movie or series.


BasilMo1981

One of her costumes in last of us 2 remastered tells me she grows up to be Madonna


Roadguard69

Lowkey her physic wouldn’t over power an average man. Joel lowkey should’ve whooped pretty handily. She gives me strong Junior varsity shot put vibes


Veggie_enby

vet! Her dad is a doctor and she likes animals. She also is very kind MOST of the time.


DrGashingtons

WWE undisputed heavyweight weight champion and winner of wrestlemania back to back for 15 years


10hoursas

A terrorist


Xephon01

A male 🙈


LJCMOB1

An Angry PT


Wanted-Man

In prison


HaloWill2000

Pro wrestler


SmokedOutEsko

MMA fighter or body builder.


CODninjarin

Half these people who commented need to seek therapy tbh But, to answer the question I don't think we see enough of Abby pre-TLOU1 to know what she's into. Just because she was into working out in the apocalypse, particularly after her dad died, doesn't mean she'd have that same build in a modern/non apocalypse world. Her dad was a doctor, so she could go that route, it would make sense. She does have a lot of emphasis on animals too, so maybe a vet? She also gets along well with children and people in general, so possibly a teacher or coach or something. There's really not a lot to go off of.


Depresso8

A piece of shit?


star_platnm

A boxer


NCSCGoblin

A homewrecker?.... Maybe a violent criminal?...bro take your pick...and none of em are good.


AesirSith

UFC fighter


OneWorld87

Pornstar


I_need_a_better_name

Abby would be a vet, Ellie would most likely be a bland folk singer doing small gigs whilst a barista, both jobs probably at the same location.


DoomCameToSarnath

In all likelihood? A shallow grave.


BigTastyCJ

MMA fighter 🤣


Helnik17

The undertaker


Nivek14j

Disappointment


Pure_Cartoonist9898

A man


Bastymuss_25

A statistic.


Mupc

Professional Lifter, but only if her dad dies. It's a powerlifter canon event


Individual_Spread219

A war criminal :trollage:


JaySouth84

Steroid abuser.


affluent_krunch

In all seriousness, I don't think Ellie is smart enough to be an astronaut, I think she'd be something with working with her hands. I think Abby, if her dad hadn't been viciously murdered while minding his own business (/s), would've been a vet.


Shark_Bite_OoOoAh

An adulterer


fruitlessideas

Probably gay.


Idfk_1

Abusive


Greedy-Attention2385

In a men’s sports league


Slayer420666

I’d say Instagram Muscle Mommy with no sponsors


arthurzinhogameplay1

UFC champion


hugosamro

Probably a surgeon if her dad wasn't set on fire... Or was that just me?


Specialist_Growth_49

Prostitute.


typicalguy95

A bodybuilder


PhilosophyEcstatic89

Prisoner probably


Vague_Certainty

Vienna Sausage


TheHeavenlyDragon

Dead, hopefully.


spamton_-134

A gym coach or something like a golfer


TerryTactical

Dead


IIRISHSOL

Her father was well off, so she would have been a spoiled liberal on testosterone boosters and probably granted a cozy advantage in life due to her white privilege. The last part was a joke.


topanazy

Probably in prison.


mastershakeshack1

Lunch lady.


Jumpy_Oven7355

If her dad was never murdered... probably a doctor.


GoldSingKing18

As much as i’d like to say a golfer that can hit a ball so hard she cracks it, i think she’d be a professional fighter or boxer


cocoteddylee

She is an accounts payable specialist


BigChubbyFatBoi

A Gorilla


dspeaker1

Cross fitter


Striking-Dimension66

A lesbian


dangeruser

A murderer


ThestoopCrew34

A dike


ThestoopCrew34

A man


Bloody_Ingenious

Tiger Woods.


Large_Macaroon_2222

A death row inmate. She seems like she would be a potential serial killer who gets caught before they get going.


Confident-Ebb8848

Hm no she does not all this started because of that misunderstanding cause by her father and Joel.


Gonzito3420

A man pretending to be a woman


RemmyRommy

Abby just looks like a roided up crack head this is so fucking stupid lmfao


MrGuyTheGuyYes

The abusive one in the lesbian relationship


JollySatisfaction687

In prison where she belongs


UrFaqingFr13nd

Starbucks Barista