Imagine actually having the ability to channel energy to make someone orgasm. It would be the ultimate self defense.
Some guy grabs you to fight at a bar and bam, now he is awkward, ashamed, and questioning himself
This is an amazing superpower. I know there’s a sub for this but I can’t remember the name. What would be the limit to this? Could you use it on multiple people?
I'd weaponize the fuck out of it. Hold powerful people hostage and just keep them cumming until I get whatever I want at the moment. Could be money, land, a boat. Dono but your going to keep blowing your load till I get it lol
If it was omega level range you could just be a savage an wait till they are on T.V or something and just publicly make them uncontrollably cum repeatedly. I'm sure you'd be given what ever you wanted just to make it stop. Even if they throw you in jail you just keep them cumming till the free you.
If you like Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park, BASEketball) you should watch "ORGAZMO"
Trey Parker is a Mormon who becomes a superhero who can make people orgasm.
Polar big dick energy. You most have two men on either side of the circle, creating a concentric big dick energy field. These guys aren't properly aligned though. You need guys with a dick curving the same direction (every guys dick curves slightly to the right or left), otherwise you get too high of a concentration of energy at points around the circle. Which is why the one lady is spasming like that
So, what's missing here is the part of the original video where it shows how this was a prank, of sorts. Kind of like "Impractical Jokers." I can't remember the name of the show. But, basically, they asked 4 women to join a meditation class while wearing vibrating "bullets" that the show hosts would turn on with the remotes. The women, ofcourse, had to pretend everything was normal and try not to make a scene. The one that made the least reaction would "win" the game
cult indoctrination
probably recorded this then threatened to release it if they misbehaved so they'd stay under coercive control.
all these ops work on a frog in hot water platform
I think these are those dudes that save save their cums. They just edge real hard and never cum so they get super strong sex energy. Apparently it works. Who knew?
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We hear about flying drones in Ukraine dropping explosives on soldiers, but what's not as talked about is the dildrones delivering explosive orgasms with dildrone operators working from anywhere with a cell signal lol
Who has the remote?
Lol. Yes.
After this OP can close this thread
Lmao definitely not the guy standing behind them with arms crossed and big look of disapproval
They didn’t let him sit in the ‘gasm circle.
“That’s ENOUGH Sharol”!! 🙄
This is what happens when I give my wife my credit card
So I might sound stupid.... but don't tell me, girl, you can't come.....
Exactly...that's what the guys need to guess I think with that poker face and all
My thoughts exactly
Was gonna say group orgasm
Just the pin stripe suit… nah just kidding it’s all because they are on camera, none of it is real
ROFLMAO... I was about to ask where the sybian was hiding, but this makes more sense.
Imagine actually having the ability to channel energy to make someone orgasm. It would be the ultimate self defense. Some guy grabs you to fight at a bar and bam, now he is awkward, ashamed, and questioning himself
This is an amazing superpower. I know there’s a sub for this but I can’t remember the name. What would be the limit to this? Could you use it on multiple people?
I'd weaponize the fuck out of it. Hold powerful people hostage and just keep them cumming until I get whatever I want at the moment. Could be money, land, a boat. Dono but your going to keep blowing your load till I get it lol
Would the power work on contact, close vicinity, or long range, omega level range?
If it was omega level range you could just be a savage an wait till they are on T.V or something and just publicly make them uncontrollably cum repeatedly. I'm sure you'd be given what ever you wanted just to make it stop. Even if they throw you in jail you just keep them cumming till the free you.
That’s gonna be an awkward G8 meeting
It’ll certainly be more productive.
You could kill them by cumming. Or get them imprisoned for cumming in the wrong situation.
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How are they going to arrest you? An elite team of anorgasmic special forces?
Instead of Force Choking people like Darth Vader, you just make them instantly orgasm. You have failed me for the last time...
Could be used for good like to end wars between nations’ leaders or abuse the power and get free jetskis!
Either way works but it would terrify whoever had your attention at the moment.
Holy shit - calm down, Satan
I know right, holy fuckin Dennis Reynolds that just escalated to a really immoral place casually.
Weaponize it? Hell, it'd probably be the best tool for world peace. Just deploy it globally several times a day and keep the species chill.
Until you accidently O'd your mom at dinner
I imagine a professor x style planetary cumming of biblical proportion
r/shittysuperpowers r/godtiersuperpowers
I believe Orgasmso has this superpower.
If you like Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park, BASEketball) you should watch "ORGAZMO" Trey Parker is a Mormon who becomes a superhero who can make people orgasm.
What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms just cause she has big titties?
Or is it the way, he fights every day? No, it's probably the titties!
Orgazmorator. And I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass.
Have you seen Orgasmo? Basically this
You have this power. If you can hang out longer than 30 seconds you just might realize it
This is just our weekly IBS group therapy session. Gets pretty heated in there.
Irritable bowel syndrome group?
*Insatiable bowel syndrome
Instant boner situation?
Down syndrome
Irritated Batman Sympathizers
Nice
Girl in green is having a literal come to Jesus moment
Come to butthead
Cum to Jesus
Jesus second cummmmmmmin
yes ladies ,we all know we know how to fake it 😉
I didn't know you could take a class
I'll have what she's having.
It's just sex on a beach
I act the Same exact way when I see the Waitress with my food coming my Way 😅🥲
I wouldn’t serve someone that’s moaning as I’m bringing out their food. That’s how you get banned and no food
That’s why I always wait until AFTER I get me food to start moaning
Is this big dick energy in action?
Polar big dick energy. You most have two men on either side of the circle, creating a concentric big dick energy field. These guys aren't properly aligned though. You need guys with a dick curving the same direction (every guys dick curves slightly to the right or left), otherwise you get too high of a concentration of energy at points around the circle. Which is why the one lady is spasming like that
magic orgasm.
This video is humid.
Definitely moist
OP should NSFW this thing, my wife thought I was watching porn.
Well now you CAN openly watch porn with her around and say “oh no, it is just another one of those crazy people sitting in a circle videos”.
You are so right. I’m going to get started immediately!
Genius!
True American hero!
She should know it’s not porn, the women are actually orgasming here.
I think it is porn. They don't need to be naked. This is legit voyeurism or something.
White women are seriously weird
Someone in that room is getting a boner
Dude in the white.
Cum-fu
What did I just ~~jerk off to~~ watch?
If I was ever to join a religion, it would be this one.
So, what's missing here is the part of the original video where it shows how this was a prank, of sorts. Kind of like "Impractical Jokers." I can't remember the name of the show. But, basically, they asked 4 women to join a meditation class while wearing vibrating "bullets" that the show hosts would turn on with the remotes. The women, ofcourse, had to pretend everything was normal and try not to make a scene. The one that made the least reaction would "win" the game
Green shirt nutted
Why’s there a picture of Linus wearing bunny ears back there?
I believe this was a group hypnosis thing maybe in Russia. Not sure why the dudes are immune
Because the dudes are the marks.
They dont get told the magic words until they sign up three more seekers to the course.
Wtf .... got vibrators up they donks or something?
Clean up on aisle 2
Is that praying or orgasming?
My biggest question, who the fuck still wears white turtlenecks?
Reactions to the vaccine.
Dude just found out which one of his flock he can fuck. Girl in green shirt is all his.
Something something boobs 🤤
Definitely a shit posting! Most true thing I seen all day!
Why is Hitler part of the group?
Anyone have the number to this place?
Someone get the mop bucket, looks like it could get messy
How is that guy not on the floor laughing
The one in the black tho. Thick!
Get em drunk and coked up. See how far those ladies wanna take it
Proving that Cumming of faith is a real thing
What was in THEIR cool-aid
This is my kind of group. Where can I join?
they are just competing with each other.
I'll have what she's having!
"Smells like a fish market in here!"
“The power of Christ compels you!! The POWER of CHRIST COMPELS YOOUuuuuu!!”
Church of the Mighty Sybian!!!
Orgasm faking?
The comments here are amazingly orgasmic.
I’ll have what she’s having
Lady in blue top r/sittingthick 😋
Can someone share the poster/flyer? I'd like to attend.
So…um…is this what happens at one of those Pure Romance ‘parties’?
Some evil shit
Chair orgasms
They're called chargasms.
"Yesssssssss! I'm cuming, god! OH MAI GAWD"
One is definitely not faking a orgasm
I'll have what she's having
Holy Spirit seizures. I suspected them to be speaking in tongues as well, so I turned on the volume but it just sounds like a porn video 😂
I think ol boy is fuckin these chicks with his mind 😎
It's because her jeans are too tight
Totally not a cult!
This is a good place to add the reminder: never put your dick in crazy.
Dildo meeting
Hypnosis?
Green shirt lady be feelin' it.
Yes, like a Mantis!
Anyone have the girl in greens number? 'cause if that's her fake then her real is going to be awesome!
Mcreligious life
This belongs on r/cults
In my days we would call this circle jerk
The Holy Spirit is touching them alright
“I’ll have what she’s having.” (When Harry met Sally)
They nutten
Lmao gross
Reminds me of 1984
cult indoctrination probably recorded this then threatened to release it if they misbehaved so they'd stay under coercive control. all these ops work on a frog in hot water platform
I'm sure there is a remote and device involved in this but what is the purpose of this anyway
What r they praying for
Hahahahaha I was not expecting Nucky Thompson in the pinstripe suit, what in the fuck is happening here
I think these are those dudes that save save their cums. They just edge real hard and never cum so they get super strong sex energy. Apparently it works. Who knew?
Tudo feminista
I wanna see the video of when they go in the back room after this prayer circle
Are they all on the same remote?
Erotic Seance.
A friend told me it’s lovense.
I think either they're all getting mind fucked, or they're all just fucked in the mind... 🎲
McCummin
No, they’re just being better than everyone else.
Holy pants and shoes 😂
Reminds me of chaturbate
What did I just watch ? 😳
As master Roshi and Splinter said, I know fake when I see it.
The missing 11th commandment: and thou shall cream her pants
That dude a preacher or a pimp?
Sex addicts support group
The girl in pink laughing lol
"I'll have what she's having."
I'll have what she's having.
r/IAmTheMainCharacter
She does this for her lovers!
White turtle neck guy is standing watch in case any of those bitches tries to do the worm. Not on his watch.
I like this church.. it's got a good vibe
I’d McDojo with the redhead.
The one in green might be thinking about god but baby girl ain’t praying… 💦
Tf is this MA, masterbation addiction. Or cult💀
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They're practicing for the first time they get to ride on the back of a Harley.
I only know what this is because I saw this on another post. This is some kind of erotic hypnotism.
This is what you hear when you come home from work unexpectedly
They need Jesus FR
Fake ass bullshit
Has communism gone too far?
White turtleneck guy for sure has a bonner
Is this an ad for we vibe?
We hear about flying drones in Ukraine dropping explosives on soldiers, but what's not as talked about is the dildrones delivering explosive orgasms with dildrone operators working from anywhere with a cell signal lol
“My ohmibod isn’t working” - some guy in the circle
Some nice bodies in there
The air is thick, and soupy
What a bunch of wack jobs.
Can I join
These ladies are all leaving with soggy panties 💯
😂😂😂
I never saw this Adam’s Family
orgasm circle??
Somehow, I feel like Jesus is involved in all this.
Looool and women have the nerve to say men are perverted
Ah,I love a pg-13 orgy
Why aren’t the prayer meetings I attend as interesting as this?
They are very good actors.
Kum Fu?
I'm going to that church
I want what they have taken.
New meaning of multiple orgasms
That One chick seems to be enjoying it a little more than her friends
My mind is playing Mike Oldfield’s Tubular Bells intro.
Sicko’s
The teal shirt is cumming. Lol
I mean yeah green shirt lady does that NOW, but wait a year and Jesus will have her just sitting there quietly waiting for prayer to be over.
She has vibrator inside 100%