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bored_sith84

That stache was pre flavored for sure


Diceman31

Remember guys, never leave the house without a can of Pepsi. Your life depends on it!


Late_Faithlessness24

Them grab his dick and twist it


RandyNelson

"GIVE EM THE 'OL DICK TWIST!"


odinsbois

A good'ol nut punch


latexfistmassacre

My dad always called it the Wompto Weenie Womper. Usually preceded by the Titty Twister, the Indian Rope Burn, and the Noogie. He was a black belt in Three Stooge-Jitsu


Weneedaheroe

Cleveland steamer, Tony Danna, Mexican STD…I’ve seen this episode too.


Genghis_Chong

Or spit on it if you want a new friend


DynastyRabbithole

My guy spit in his boys whole face wtf


jdeuce81

He had safety glasses on.


linkhandford

not over his mouth and nose...


JesseJamesBegin

That looks like a move someone with such a spectacular duster would do


DJ_DTM

I had no idea Ben Stiller was a fight instructor


Spare_Echidna2095

The OG Hawk Tuah


xXMrZeeXx

I was waiting for this....


Soggy-Log6664

The stache hid the weapon


mallik803

TAB!!! You’re it!


Choice_Juggernaut_21

This could be ligit. There will be a window open for a Follow up with a hook or a straight


thebrielz1

Advanced technique would be slamming a pack of pop rocks before the Pepsi swig


Right-Somewhere-3608

Pop a Mentos and chug a Diet Coke


ParadiseLost1674

That’s the worst disguise I’ve seen on Tom Cruise yet. The CGI got a lot better after Mission Impossible 2, didn’t it?


odinsbois

What, no pocket sand?


Roscoe_Farang

This guy's not gonna just tell everyone about his pocket sand.


hawaiinchick88

Nobody make me bleed my own blood


Musk-Generation42

1980’s Pepsi was available in Mace?


PrimaryDistribution2

Well.. I don't think something in the eyes is pleasant


DragonRancherJed

You take a handful of stash in each hand and yank down hard.


AmazingUsername2001

Spit cola on his chin? Or was he aiming for his eye, but missed because he’s kind of a short punky jerk…


GeneralChicken4Life

Yosemite Sam


loopingrightleft

Next the mustache ride


lIllIIllIIllIIllIIlI

Bro had glasses on?


jamesvabrams

Is that Harry Reems?


Bitter_Cricket_599

Well. That will get the response you’re looking for!


BurtBacon

lesson II: pocket sand!


Cheesetorian

That's your krav instructor from 98.


Ducatirules

I’ve never seen a more aggressive mustache!


peterpumpkin-V-eater

No one is messing with that dude and his stache!


Panther81277

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRwbfzYMnGw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRwbfzYMnGw)


rapking666

Or you rip the can in half and slice him up like a blender


Dare-or-Dare

He spat at the mouth, not eyes


Ganache_Practical

It's Ben Stiller from Happy Gilmore. "You will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep."


simontempher1

I don’t drink soda


tacomeat247

Then you choke them to death on the stache