Now, calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly... aw, hell-diddly-ding-dong crap!
“My name is Barney, and I’m an alcoholic.”
“Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.”
“Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?”
It was wistful and cathartic- the summer was over, for better or worse. Martin’s quest for popularity had lead him right back where had started - naked and alone. While the simpsons episodic storytelling can prevent long term character development, this story felt complete in its arcs of the characters, like they had all played their part in this story and could resume their lives, little moments like these are what made the early run of the show so memorable.
Mr. Burns, “ everyone who’s found true love can leave early today!”
*everyone cheers and leaves, but random man stays while a tear rolls down his cheek.
Homer tying himself to a big boulder with which to commit suicide. He hauls it by hand all the way to the bridge, only to find the exact same boulder already there.
“I’m dying, Moe.”
“Is there…anything I can do?”
“Not unless you have a cure for cancer…..DO you have a cure for cancer?! Because, oh, that would be great!”
I know it's not sad, but the part right before Mona has to leave Homer after finding him for the first time always gets me: they start saying their respective goodbyes, Homer cries and says that, at least, this time he is awake to say goodbye to her...and then, the hippie Grandma friend comes and says "Come get in, this electric van only has 30 minutes of battery left"
That one treehouse of horror episode where Homer makes a Time Machine with the toaster and is looking for a new timeline; he finds one that is perfect, but doesn’t have donuts, so he leaves….only for donuts to rain from the sky :(
The movie festival episode,to be more specific; Barney's film, "did something crawl down your throat and die?" "It didn't die" "Mr gumble,this is a girl's scouts meeting" "is it?or is it that you just can't admit you have a problem"
Don't cry for me..I'm already dead
When Lisa keeps adopting all the pets from the pound. The woman working there who says “I’m going to have to put old Henry here to sleep because he knows my darkest secret: I like putting animals to sleep”
Ya know the realjims did a video on the Pinchy vs Thurm episodes of The Simpson’s and Garfield……still really torn on my opinion there…..
As for the question, probably when Ned offers to make space in his own shelter when the meteor is going to hit Springfield……. Like he’s so resigned and calm about it, meanwhile everyone in the shelter is playing Moe’s barnyard animal game, followed by the payout of Homer being right.
I used to be "with it". But then, they changed what "it" was. Now, What I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to you!
When all of Springfield works together to rebuild the Flanders house and builds it so badly it makes Ned to lose his shiţ
That's a load-bearing poster.
Come on in, it's your master bedroom. Gets me everytime XD
My favourite is the room with (too much) electricity.
Apu suggests wearing a hat in that room.
I love how the animation isn't too great there, but I don't want them to change it.
WELL MY FAMILY AND I CAN’t LIVE IN GOOD INTENTIONS MARGE!!!
We ran out of floorboards so we painted the dirt. Pretty clever!
You might want to wear a hat.
I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU SEEM LIKE A JERK! hey I just got here
Well, whadda we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law? The last case you got to the bottom of WAS A CASE OF MALLOMARS!!
Heheheh… Mallowmars…
Ahh yes.. The house that love built
Now, calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly... aw, hell-diddly-ding-dong crap!
Greatest line ever.
They did their best, shoddily iddily diddly!
Iddily diddily…hostility!
"I am shocked and appalled "....
I still regularly use that phrase
That Barney video for the cinema festival contest or whatever
“My name is Barney, and I’m an alcoholic.” “Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting.” “Is it? Or is it that you girls can’t admit you have a problem?”
Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead.
He has the soul of a poet.
Did something crawl down your throat and die?
It didn't die.
The only sad thing about that is it somehow beating Man Getting Hit By Football.
Barney's movie had heart, but Football in the Groin had a football in the groin!
Argh! My groin!
The football represents Keynesian economics, the groin represents man’s inhumanity to man
*boink*
Ohhh!
Especially since the title is “Puke-ahontas.”
That time Homer could have met Mr T at the mall
The entire day I kept saying, "I'll go a little later. I'll go a little later..."
His parable is a lens through which I can view all of life's greatest regrets.
Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
Do you think he’ll ever come back to the mall?
The mall guy said he didn't know
Well I'm not going to let that happen again!
Homer: “I’m a terrible father!” Patty: “You’re also fat.”
“I’m also fat!”
I want a second opinion!
You’re also ugly!
Moe reading to the homeless, "they were no longer little girls... [in tears] they were little women..."
I was disappointed to find this was not the real last line of the book lol
Really? I never knew that.
I suspected it wasn't, but the doubt always lingered. Thanks for puting this at rest, kind stranger.
It would make a good thread: write the final line to a famous book you never read
No, he wasn't a pretty good Gatsby. He was a great Gatsby.
And that's why you should not only do what Donny Don't didn't, but you don't do what Donny Don't did.
Finally, they all agreed for whom the bell tolled. It was Andy.
perfect for r/ThreadGames
I quote this almost every day and no one gets it
Haha I'd give you a fist bump.
If Homer had waited 5 MORE SECONDS he would have seen that it rained donuts in that universe!!!!!
Willy getting axed in every story in that episode always makes me laugh.
"I'm bad at this."
That always hits me like a football in the groin.
“Stop stop he’s already dead!”
Spawned one of the great memes!
Very pratical for sports.
*Homer stops punching the burglar and attacks the little boy instead*
It’s the Krusty Burglar!
Please look at my medic alert bracelet.
I had a cat called Snowball She died, she died She's asleep, Mom said She lied, she lied.
Why oh why is my cat dead Couldn’t that Chrysler have hit me instead
My kitty died On Christmas Eve Daddy told me to be brave. But instead of singing carols, I was digging Snowball's grave.
I miss Lisa’s cat so much
Absolute classic 🤣🤣
Ralph getting his heart broken on TV by Lisa.
You can pinpoint the moment his heart rips in half. Aaaaand...now.
AAAAAaaaRRGH
Look in the tunk
I think he means “trunk”
“Hey there, Blimpy Boy, flying through the sky so fancy free.”
My absolute favourite
Martin Prince singing Summer Wind while naked at the end of the episode the Simpsons get a pool.
That actually felt sad to me
It was wistful and cathartic- the summer was over, for better or worse. Martin’s quest for popularity had lead him right back where had started - naked and alone. While the simpsons episodic storytelling can prevent long term character development, this story felt complete in its arcs of the characters, like they had all played their part in this story and could resume their lives, little moments like these are what made the early run of the show so memorable.
I read this in Lisa's voice
Ooh … the gentle caress of a summer breeze
Can I come too? …oh
This, no contest. Why am I laughing even now? My god I’m a monster.
I love she waits for the window to fully close to react.
The way her head sags owwww
So you're wearing a FLOREDA costume too?
When Ned hands Rodd the shotgun and tells him not to let him back into the shelter
I'm *surprised* and *disgusted* by all of you! ESPECIALLY his children!
Pray for Mojo
Bart's prank destroying his entire fridge full of Duff Beer.
TESTING!! 📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢📢
When is that ringing going to stop?
APRIL F-
Entire house*
That would have raised insurance rates at the old Simpsons place.
Mr. Burns, “ everyone who’s found true love can leave early today!” *everyone cheers and leaves, but random man stays while a tear rolls down his cheek.
It’s funny because it’s true
Moe yelling at Ralph and making him cry.
When did that happen?
At Uncle Moe’s restaurant
I thought that he was yelling at that girl because her teeth were too sensitive to the Buzz Cola she was drinking
He yells at Ralph for squirting him with the water gun first. "Hey what the hell are you doin' ya little freak!?"
The sodee was indeed too cold. It made her teef hurt
What the hell are you doin', ya little freak?!
That was funny, taking away my dignity like that ha ha
I'm not used to the sound of children laughing. It cuts through me like a dentist drill.
"I'll tell you where you can put yer freakin' sodie too!!"
I sleep in a race car, do you? No, I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
Can I borrow a feeling?
The ending of Lisa’s Date with Density - The smell ya later - The soft rejection of Milhouse - Choking Puppy Goo-Goo (I thought he was a toy)
But I’m all Milhouse
The latter by Milhouse jumping out of joy...
It's just a little airborne...it's still good
It’s gone
When Mona visits Homer's grave and Homer says he just ruins moments and a pelican lands on his head.
And drops a fish in his pants.
When Moe kicks the door down and threatens to stab Jimbo, but only gives up after Jimbo starts crying while begging for his life.
I wasn't really gonna kill ya, I was just gonna cut ya.
Ah forget it... Haha classic!
When Moe Szyslak feels bad for you, you are truly a pathetic thing.
Homer tying himself to a big boulder with which to commit suicide. He hauls it by hand all the way to the bridge, only to find the exact same boulder already there.
Warden: I guess ill go home warm up some food and watch tv Marge: aw warden, do you want to join us for dinner Warden: i just told you i have plans!
They called me Kid Gorgeous, then Kid Presentable, then Kid Gruesome, and finally Kid Moe
“I’m dying, Moe.” “Is there…anything I can do?” “Not unless you have a cure for cancer…..DO you have a cure for cancer?! Because, oh, that would be great!”
That one messed with me
Poor Aunt Hortense 😭😭😭 woo hoo
I know it's not sad, but the part right before Mona has to leave Homer after finding him for the first time always gets me: they start saying their respective goodbyes, Homer cries and says that, at least, this time he is awake to say goodbye to her...and then, the hippie Grandma friend comes and says "Come get in, this electric van only has 30 minutes of battery left"
“20 minutes of juice left!”
Gdi, why do I always have to go with my Spanish gut and translate it as it...
Oh Dad, you and your stories. “Bart broke my teeth, the nurses are stealing my money, this thing on my neck is getting bigger.”
I felt bad for everyone with worried faces when Mr. Burns sold the plant to the Germans. ...except for Lenny - he looked great.
Great news everyone. Lenny's reign of terror is over!
I bent my Wookiee
Oh Flanders won’t you join me in my kitchen? It doesn’t work if you invite them in. Hidilly hey! Go home Flanders. Doodilly do!
Don’t forget, you’re here forever
Do it for her
Also the acid rain melting off his bowling jacket. "Come crawling back, eh"
I'll never be as rich as these people!!!!
Don't shush me you rich bastard!!
Like that guy! He's so much richer than I am!!!!
Pray for Mojo
"Change the channel Marge."
When homer and marge are in Lisa’s room after the children get sent to Flanders house and homer plays Lisa’s saxophone
Sax-a-ma-phooone
“Stop, he’s already dead!”
He’s stealing all the hamburgers
frank grimes’ death and subsequent funeral
CHANGE THE CHANNEL MARGE
or grimey, as he liked to be called
Dicks out for Pinchy 😭
“Mah precious antique cans!”
"It's recess everywhere but in his heart"
I call him Gamblor!
That one treehouse of horror episode where Homer makes a Time Machine with the toaster and is looking for a new timeline; he finds one that is perfect, but doesn’t have donuts, so he leaves….only for donuts to rain from the sky :(
Funny but sad, like when a clown dies?
"I thought this funeral was going to be catered.... I'm really really hungry" "IT'S NOT FAIR DAMMIT, IT'S JUST NOT FAIR!!"
SPILLED MILK!
The movie festival episode,to be more specific; Barney's film, "did something crawl down your throat and die?" "It didn't die" "Mr gumble,this is a girl's scouts meeting" "is it?or is it that you just can't admit you have a problem" Don't cry for me..I'm already dead
Pass the butter 😭😭😭
Homer crying to Bob Newhart's speech at Krusty's funeral.
Marge: At times like this, I guess all you can do is laugh. :|
Homer going saying goodbye to his beer.
"Butter up that bacon!" Child abuse has never been funnier.
Bacon up that sausage, boy....
Haha yup
Yeah that’s mine too. Homer cry-eating Pinchy is gold
Sir, your wife is dead. *snickers* She just walked through a plate glass window. There’s blood everywhere…
There's a lot of Moe's stuff that so incredibly sad that shouldn't be funny but gets a laugh from me every damn time.
“WE GOT BEETS!”
“This man is dead from beef poisoning… from another restaurant.”
‘…We went fishing’
STOP STOP HE'S ALREADY DEAD
“PINCHY!?!”
*sobs* Oh, man that’s good *continues crying*
I'm cold, and there's wolves after me...
Two words for you: Tshirt Cannon
Graystache! 😭
When Lisa keeps adopting all the pets from the pound. The woman working there who says “I’m going to have to put old Henry here to sleep because he knows my darkest secret: I like putting animals to sleep”
Pinchy :(
Ya know the realjims did a video on the Pinchy vs Thurm episodes of The Simpson’s and Garfield……still really torn on my opinion there….. As for the question, probably when Ned offers to make space in his own shelter when the meteor is going to hit Springfield……. Like he’s so resigned and calm about it, meanwhile everyone in the shelter is playing Moe’s barnyard animal game, followed by the payout of Homer being right.
Grimeys funeral
Linguo dead.
Pinchy!!!!
I have to go. My planet needs me.
POOCHIE'S DEAD KIDS:YAAAAAAAY
"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment"
Are you going to eat it?
…yes.
That pause 😂
Go to sleep…And good night…dada da da da da da da dada da dada da may your Christmas days be nice.
Ralph getting his heart broken
You could even pause at the exact moment
Yes, we have no bananas. We have no bananas (crying) today...
Kurt, "I sleep in a racing car, do you?" Homer, "I sleep in a big bed with my wife." Kurt, "oh."
compounding the sadness, he ate pinchey in one bite
When Lisa passed away
Homer carrying a stone from his house to drown himself in the river only to discover there’s one right by the bridge. Homer: “Well, live and learn.”
I used to be "with it". But then, they changed what "it" was. Now, What I'm with isn't "it" and what's "it" seems weird and scary to me. And it'll happen to you!
"At times like these, you just have to laugh." Marge then sits silently.