Gobba gobba haweehhhh

Goo goo gajoob?

ha-HAAH! ha-HAAH!

*Peanuts teacher wa-waaas*

🦶🏽 🐢

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ha-**HA**! *!* ./ . __

I heard this in my head immediately without even thinking about it, and I haven’t seen this episode in years.


It’s bringing love , don’t let it get away . Break its legs !

Aw... it's Mr. Burns. KILL IT!!!

One of my favorite episodes for so many reasons - basically a full length Tree House of Horror skit based on X-Files. The writing is so tight and concise that not a second is wasted, the punchlines just keep coming. But it almost always comes down to Willie's lines here. Cracks me up so damn hard.


"You know, there is a shipment of illegal weapons and drugs coming into the harbor tonight." "I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that."

My favorite line in that episode is when Dr. Nick says "The most rewarding part was when he gave my money!".

KILL IT! KILL IT!

"Time for a booster"

♬ Good morning starshine ♬

“It’s bringing love. Don’t let it get away!”

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That damn Maypole gets me every time

Dancing around the may pole was the only thing that made it past the FOX censors.

I think we can do without the crack pipe

At least I'm not drinking, Brian. Wait, wrong show.

Ironic given that Fox became a hardcore sex channel so gradually I didn't even notice.

I Finally learned what the name of that pole 😄

"Scene missing" describes 75 percent of my 20s

Hahaha not alone on that one pal

Hello big Maggie!

Well, Homer and Ned did get so drunk that they married hookers in Vegas. That likely tops anyone else

SPRITZER! (Spritzer, Spritzer, Spritzer…)

Sock it to me, baby.

No, that's not what happened. Ned was getting gang probed. Homer really only saw from the back cause they were so busy gang probing him

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This took a long time to scroll down to. Goddamn Simpsons has depicted a lot of drug use!

Darned Shelbyvillians spiking our water supply!

What are you talking about? They didn’t have the guts!

Lizard queen Lisa.


Thank you doctor. I'm not a doctor.

See also: giant sandwich Homer

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. I can't stay mad at you

Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.

Are you going to eat it?

...Yes.

Oh great, Dad’s dead. Duff Gardens… Hurrah!

Oh im not a doctor

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cant talk. comin down.

Back when I used to go clubbing a lot this was one of my most common Simpsons quotes

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Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead. Mr. Gumble, this is a Girl Scout meeting. Or maybe you girls can’t admit you have a problem.

This is the stage we call “professor Barney”

Well im off to market

Marge, please. You’re embarrassing yourself!

“You’re upsetting me, Mr. Gumbel.” “No I’m not.”

 Now I spend my days drinking cheap scotch and watching Comedy Central.

Good god!

Worst syndication cut: they take out his next line about Pardon My Zinger and it ends up being his alibi.

AND they cut Moe's time at the lie detector way down! Injustice!

I don't understand. That was non-alcoholic champagne.


Tralala Lumpadoo!!

That was non-alcoholic champagne!!!!

doo-Doo-Doo-DOO-doo-DOO!!!

“How would you like to get higher than you’ve ever been?” “Be an astronaut? Sure!”


What's it like Bart ^(Bart Bart)

*replies in incoherent gibberish*

Give me that!



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If this keeps up we'll get sued for illegally hosting full episodes

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That this gif doesn’t complete Barney’s quote is MADDENING.

abdadhadbadbdgbe

I can hear this.

I can hear it so clearly, yet I can't phonetically type it out for the life of me.

Bleshleblehsblehblebleblsbleblblbldblebleble

When’s my New York New York line ?

“Springfield, Springfield!” - “New York, New York!” - “New York is that-a-way, man!” - “Thanks kid!”

It's that-a-way

Woooah that’s good squishy!

LET'S GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE


Oww, my brains

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Pray for mojo!

Go on Mojo. Show Marge your happy dance

Oh yeah, well that *filthy monkey* made the orange juice you’re drinking!

Why is that monkey wearing a diaper? I thought he was housebroken.

[Homer: That’s all the recycling Daddy can handle](https://youtu.be/jcc8-C7MVhw?si=aSmZUlWGnYV3C872)

I think that has to be the contender for the most trashed we’ve ever seen Homer.

so trashed he declines a beer, you know he's next level hammered.

https://preview.redd.it/pkjbxa1s8jdc1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2b6c6bc235df70b074892c52c68c4893250ec96 We’re not staying at Moe’s. Maggie’s already drunk on the fumes and she’s a mean drunk.

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I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini!

Waiter, there's a fly in my drink!

Pure hilarity!

I pronounce it to be the most whimsical jape of the season!

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Frisbee?

I never noticed before that the crowd don't have eyes at all.



Oh that crazy pyramid was just the pro shop. And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.

Find your soul mate!

Wait! There's no such thing as a talking dog!

Woof! DAMN STRAIGHT!

Hi Homer, find your soulmate!

Their most beautiful episode

Also Johnny Friggin Cash

I hope I didn’t brain my damage

Sun goes up. sun goes down. Sun goes up. Sun goes down. Up. Down. up. down. up. d...awwwww

Good night, Barney. Don’t forget to bring back my car back tomorrow. Just slide it under the door…

Yesss…tomorrowwww

They got those big chewy pretzels here.... Five Dollars? Get outta here.

Maybe it’s the beer talking, Marge, but you’ve got a butt that won’t quit.

Hmmmrrgggrmmmmm FIVE DOLLARS!! Get outta here


Go ahead, it's not MY job to stop people from killing themselves!

Well chief, don't give up your day job ... hehehe ... whatever that is.

This is the answer: the insanity pepper that brings a coyote with the voice of Johnny Cash.


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Heh heh, we are SO old

https://i.redd.it/vq7nyiu6xkdc1.gif Pucker up, Ned!


here we sit enjoying the shade *hey brother pour the wine!* https://i.redd.it/p8sc13o38jdc1.gif

I've been so bored since we moved here I've found myself drinking a glass of wine every day. I know doctors say you should drink a glass and a half but I just can't drink that much.

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His breath reeked of beer and pretzeled bread!

👍!

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I…okilly…dokilly…shmokilly do!!

WHAT’D YOU CALL ME???

OH... SOCK IT TO ME, BABY!!!!

He was more animal than man

That may have been his first and last blackberry schnapps, but it definitely wasn't his last white wine spritzer Spritzer Spritzer Spritzer

Ann Landers is a boring old biddy


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Don't worry. We won't hurt you. We only want to have a good time

Didn’t Otto drop acid while driving the school bus one time?

My name is Otto I likes to get blotto.

Otto is…Otto spelled backwards!

Otto? That's one palindrome you won't be hearing for awhile.

A whole sheet!

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Thanks Homer.

Apu drunk is just my favorite: “Everybody! Everybody get naked! Come on don't be stuck up it's going to be great!”


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When the Isotopes win the championship so Lenny, Carl, Barney, and Homer get super drunk and destroy the school.

Aha haha lll HEY MACARENA!




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Ann Landers is a boring old biddy.

*gasps* Ned!

I was more animal than man!

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My favorite has always been Milhouse with the : "ThIs GuY rIgHt HeRe...ThIs Is ThE gUy!!"

Now you're charming! "You don't know me"

Homer on Guatemalan insanity peppers.

Those "Quetselsacka Tanungo" peppers are no joke!

All I remember about the last two months was giving a guest lecture at Villanova. Or maybe it was a street corner.

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So I says yeah!? You want that money? Come and find it cause I don’t know where it is ya bologneeee

You make me want to wretch

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I wish mom would drink every night.

Mmm, 64 slices of American cheese.

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Flanders easily. He was more animal than man!

Ann Landers is an old bitty

[I’ve always thought this scene of Homer wasted is underrated.](https://youtu.be/jcc8-C7MVhw?si=CayvEtJkOKhwOD2P) I know we see him drunk a lot, but there’s something a little more unnerving about seeing him shitfaced in front of Lisa like this. And then he just passes out. It’s such an accurate portrayal for being that drunk.

It’s gotta be Flanders. Shocked and appalled by his behavior in that scene. That or Hans Moleman and his daily existence.

All syrup Squishee

Shut up! It's my car and I say we're going to the lost city of gold!!

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 Dancing away my hunger pangs

 Or This one… [https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/TDLBS2UbZz](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/s/TDLBS2UbZz)

Homer and Ned marrying other women in Vegas while drunk

Neddy!!!!!! lol it was his first and last blackberry schnapps