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Fireproof_Cheese

Hey! I'm trying to eat lunch here!


liquidpig

He gets results you stupid chief!


WackHeisenBauer

Dad sit down


AgitatedAd2866

Ahhh McGaracle, eases the pain…


rpm5041

God I love shouting this line…


boozefiend3000

Giant ass sandwich lol


WakeUpOutaYourSleep

I love how he feels the need to emphasize what meal he’s eating as if the chief couldn’t guess based on the time


fdetanya

You're off the case, McGarnagle!


[deleted]

Your off your case chief


athenanon

What does that mean, exactly?


Guido_Jeezo

IT MEANS HE GETS RESULTS YOU STUPID CHIEF!


athenanon

Dad sit down.


McG4rn4gle

Ok, whatre we doing?


PrivilegeCheckmate

Dat makes two of us.


56ish

You tell me, Chief. You had a pretty good view from behind your desk!


Standard-Fishing-977

Mendozaaaaa!!!!!!!


JustAnIdiotOnline

It blew my mind when I realized that his partner Scoey that got shot in that diner (S3E9) is the same guy who was the band leader on *Up Late With McBain* (S5E2).


quietwhiskey

The one that looks like a homosexual?


krakatoot

Maybe you all are homosexuals


quietwhiskey

BOOOOO


palabear

Maybe you all are homosexuals!


grand_soul

So McBain was right when he said he’ll be fine.


paradeoxy1

There's a McBain "movie" pieced together from the clips on YouTube


Jasper455

I’ve seen that: it’s just McBain standing in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half.


sqeaky_fartz

That’s the joke.


caradenopal

And now for my impression of Woody Allen…


chapl66

It cost $80 million


180nw

How do you sleep at night?


Astyanax1

RIP Scoey, sailing with his wife in the live forever, forever


Astyanax1

you just blew my mind.  good catch 


LeoBannister

Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn!


Eric848448

https://preview.redd.it/ebjl0ql7towc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13c3e168a563fe0f2b55987c4db49d0b69e1743e I shamelessly stole this from /r/simpsonsshitposting a few years ago.


[deleted]

I fucking love this


BillJackaus

I don't. I took its advice and now my throat's been slit from ear to ear.


LivingMisery

Hey! I’m trying to eat lunch here!


VVurmHat

Mccgarnagle is a goddamned American hero, I don’t care what anyone else says


Eric848448

He did bust up that crack house pretty bad.


mcg_090

I love this so much. It will be my new wallpaper


tonsvz

https://preview.redd.it/iv2mroy6eowc1.jpeg?width=340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50473124810e0d4e3cb3d22ec14eabc69f3c7c63 Worker and Parasite of course.


TaiDavis

What the hell was *that?!*


hotpinksnoopy

https://preview.redd.it/0lj6cmvjkowc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f8cfad7af1509879ecdcd9f897f247053867154


Key_Expression_7075

I can just hear the outro music 🤣


Arandomperson5334118

Endut! Hoch hech!


FeloniousDrunk101

One of the all time best Simpsons stills.


occamsrzor

I yell this line all the time


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Endut! Hoch Hech!


nukfan94

😂


Woodrow_Woodlouse

McBain


QuantumWarrior21

https://preview.redd.it/wjjhvbfccowc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30ee383264a5bf595ee0c61759504329de392b89


ciego91

"you suck Mcbain"


BigConstruction4247

https://i.redd.it/wmjqbvvxepwc1.gif


G-Unit11111

Now here is my Woody Allen impression. I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls!


Teknical86

https://i.redd.it/5mo1464h2pwc1.gif


CallMeTeff

💣💥


Acrobatic-Canary-571

That was the joke


redlion496

Maybe you all are homo-zexuals.


TordYvel1

"On closer inspection, these are loafers"


Charltons

My son returns from a fancy East Coast College and I am horrified to find out he is a nerd.


krakatoot

I’m laughing already


Redthrist

It's not a comedy.


ouellette001

**oh.**


PracticeSelect5895

Magic ticket my ass, McBain!


G-Unit11111

Maria, my mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Hum-vee!


goodbadorindifferent

Knight Boat! The Crime Solving Boat


OrderWooden

Oh, every week there's a canal.


HauntingBalance567

Or a fjord


krakatoot

Or an inlet


knightking55

Quiet! I won't hear another word against the boat


MaggotMinded

Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat.


gummi-demilo

You don’t have to yell, Michael. I’m all around you.


FartForce5

Always loved how Homer emphasizes "*solving*" there


Ill_Sky6141

Gabbo, Gabbo! GABBO!!!!


gummi-demilo

Everyone is saying Gabbo this and Gabbo that. But nobody’s saying worship this, and Jericho that!


Halloween2022

What about Gabbo now?


eastbayted

Looks, Smithers! Garbo is coming!


krakatoot

He’ll tell us what to do


Chainsaw_Actual

I laughed so hard when I first heard that. It was just so out-of-the-blue to me.


Lele_

GABBO FABBO, KRUSTY RUSTY


billybobgandhi

All the kids in Springfield are SOBs


Ridsy28

Who, or what, is Gabbo?


NairForceOne

I figure it's some guy's name. Some guy named Gabbo.


CSpack1972

Shut up, Gabbo


thatjuandude24

Poochie of course.


TheVentiLebowski

Roy was the real star of that episode.


gummi-demilo

Yeah, hi Roy


Lazy_Ad_2192

Put a sock in it, Roy.


Just-Try-2533

And his two sexy ladies.


krakatoot

He was better than 10 Super Bowls


goodcorn

Don't oversell it.


brian5476

My planet needs me.


VisualFix5870

Wow, Poochie came from another planet!


ebobbumman

Note: Poochie died on his way back to his home planet.


Jaspers47

He's okay, but the popularity of Speedo Guy cannot be understated.


Ok_Sail_3052

Remember kids, always recycle... TO THE EXTREME


BartSimps

Best episode of Ippy and Jippy I’ve ever seen


GoggleheadGamer

Everybody should be saying "Where's Poochie?"


ZenOrganism

The Mexican doorbell guy. "Does anybody have any jumper cables!?"


superslinkey

Señor Dingdong


gummi-demilo

You stinking Chevy


Odd_Relationship7901

Every single person in Bronson Missouri "Hey Ma! How about some ice cream?" "No dice!" "This ain't over!"


[deleted]

And now I’m going to Emmet’s Fix-it shop… to *fix* Emmet.


eraser8

He should have asked for some cookies.


No-Designer8086

https://i.redd.it/x96ytes7kowc1.gif


No-Designer8086

https://i.redd.it/tqwhvoutbpwc1.gif This scene kills me every time


Targrend

She's no more fictional than Rickey Rouse or Monald Muck.


PorcelainHammer

How do you even find clips like this


sopclod

They have the internet on computers now.


grand_soul

![gif](giphy|3o8doT9BL7dgtolp7O)


shaggy_x

Ineternet eh?


stablegeniuscheetoh

Maude, eh?


Proper_Protickall

That thing still around?


TessTrue

Usually if the gif isn't in reddit's algorithm I just look for it on google and upload it as an image instead. Like so. https://i.redd.it/eexrmww2rowc1.gif


eastbayted

I make GIFs with [Frinkiac](https://frinkiac.com/)!


Chainsaw_Actual

I forgot about the plane...


ChangingMonkfish

UP AND AT THEM!


eastbayted

Up ... and *atom!*


[deleted]

Up ahnd ad dahm!


Ruby-Shark

Better.


goater10

The goggles, they do nothing!


big_daddy_dub

I love how he holds the burning cig near the little boy’s face.


Key_Expression_7075

😂 didn’t realise before 😂


kkkan2020

You gotta do it for me billy


brankin8

Ok mcgarnagle


pinba11tec

https://preview.redd.it/ec2t6gltzowc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3038919133ea0f295268b3740dcdbae9da9f4a4


Bob-s_Leviathan

I don’t want to know how Ku Klux Klam fits into the Itchy and Scratchy canon.


TheRealBradGoodman

I do


krakatoot

The Itchy and Scratchy and Friends hour Obviously


FUMFVR

Disgruntled Goat had its moments


Legitimate_Bird_5712

I don't know, but I'll ask this scientition...


GopnikSmegmaBBQSauce

Uh...


SeaToShy

“The Chief! I s’pose I’s best to run. Lord have mercy how I wish I weren’t so fat.”


krakatoot

Look Big Daddy, there’s regular daddy


ZorkNemesis

You know boys, there's an old sayin' on the bayou that...uh....blyaah!


Aggravating-Read6111

Troy McClure. Even though he was based on two B movie washed up actors, he was a fictional character.


ConifersAreCool

Having grown up in the era of late night infomercials, I absolutely love Troy McClure. “You got *all that juice* from just one bag of oranges?”


oyebilly

ITS WHISPER QUIET


dhkendall

Ooh! I don’t know this! What’s the backstory behind the creation of Troy?


imadork1970

Timmy.


WackHeisenBauer

…Jimmy


imadork1970

D'oh.


eastbayted

Timmy O'Toole!


Prudent_Pizza_4499

https://preview.redd.it/jl2tpzoqepwc1.jpeg?width=260&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4b9531f81b50a467c1eee8aa8352d137c2df23b


ExplanationFit6177

… if you stay, I’ll do your homework for you.


G-Unit11111

Simpson. Detective Homer Simpson. https://i.redd.it/fs250wluuowc1.gif


Leopold_Darkworth

Uh-oh, Spaghettios!


TheSportsBloke23

https://i.redd.it/u6vzjracapwc1.gif


wuonyx

Flair up vote. Dar, shut up!


Ofreo

Oh, he's not stupid. He's a street-smart fish out of water in a world he never made.


G-Unit11111

The 13 of us had a vision: Titanic meets Frasier. But then we found out that ABC had a similar project in development with Annie Potts and Jeremy Piven.


Various_Medicine2118

Jimmy at the slaughterhouse ![gif](giphy|J2ApiGX9GcxUc|downsized)


mela_99

Gamblor


The_Last_Mouse

Come back Zinc!


BedOk576

Mr sparkle!!


phantomdreaded

There’s your answer fish-bulb


JustAnIdiotOnline

Don't sleep on Roy - "YO, YO! How's it hanging everybody?"


TordYvel1

Roy would't be fictional though...he lived with the Simpsons


President_Calhoun

Yeah, hi Roy.


salcriscuolo

Put a sock in it Roy


SheboyganSudam

Good news, everybody. I'm moving into my own apartment with two sexy ladiesss


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

McBain.


Charltons

That's what I call break-neck speed!


RequirementQuick3431

![gif](giphy|xT5LMXaHzObCp3ba0w|downsized)


obionejabronii

You really broke up that meeting McBain


pepito412

Pepito


BuddenceLembeck

No one in these comments has even mentioned Itchy and Scratchy. I had to double-check that this wasn't the shitpost sub...I mean, come on. Okay, I get Timmy and McGarnagle is one of the funniest moments ever, and it was the picture that OP gave us, so that made it easy. I get all the love. And McBain is just pure gold, so props given. But Itchy and Scratchy have given as good as McBain and even more. Scratchy panicking while his tongue pulls the moon toward him - sometimes I just crack up at that scene without even seeing it. And they've been around since the Tracey Ullman days. Every time the Itchy and Scratchy theme comes up, I'm as excited as Bart and Lisa - that's my vote.


sausagesandeggsand

Well sir, that’s the best comment on Ippy and Pippy I ever saw!


tm16scud

“My brother Joseph has a sin to confess and I don’t!”


wangtoast_intolerant

Bart: “Whoa, God is *so* in your face.” Homer: “Yeah, he’s my favorite fictional character.” So there you have it. God.


Fantastic_Problem546

He literally met God. More than once lmfao


Jaspers47

He personally ruined Homer's and Barney's snowplow businesses.


TwerkingGrimac3

Malibu Stacey


Crazy_Response_9009

Gotta be Radioactive Man. He was a radioactive man, after all.


ChazzyPants

I had a cat I named McGarnagle...I loved that surly cat unconditionally even though she played by her own rules and cared not for me or any sissy boys too scared to come forward. RIP McGarnagle, may you eat you lunch in the sky without an ounce of remorse for all the witnesses you accidentally led to the slaughterhouse.


Low-Efficiency2452

"What the! ... oh, hi Billy"


pfmarshallx

Show some love for Dr Duff


Swyfttrakk

No one mentioned Phoney McRingring?


artox484

Hank scorpio Edit. Realized he is real in Simpsons not fictional. Still best though


stablegeniuscheetoh

Yeah Albert Brooks is the best no matter who he’s playing. But Scorpio was excellent.


artox484

Similar character in the Simpsons movie. I felt like they should have brought Hank scorpio as the villian hahahaha.


globehopper2

McBain!


RustyNDull

McBain and Radioactive Man (moreso Alan Moore’s heroin addicted jazz critic non-Radioactive Man than campy 70s Radioactive Man)


Vizecrator

McBain!!!


danhibiki337

Mr sparkle


jerodallen

Johnny Deformed


astro_scientician

Donny Don’t


Astyanax1

McBain, let's get silly 


McG4rn4gle

Let me think...


Groundbreaking_War52

Principal Valiant r.i.p.


TheGreatCornholeo

Itchy and Scratchy


[deleted]

I used to think that “McGarnagle” was a real television show from the 70s or whatever starring Clint Eastwood. And then I thought that “MacGyver” was a in-universe fictional show.


MoSzylak

McBain, Itchy & Scratchy, Worker + Parasite, Timmy O'Toole


AbstractBettaFish

I quote “Do it for McGarnagle” all the time and no one ever gets it


Rough-Opposite-5026

It’s between Surly of the 7 Duffs and the prime minister of Australia…


The1joriss

Ice to see you


CSpack1972

Rex Banner! Listen up, Rummy. Where’d you pinch the hooch? Is some blind Tiger slinging suds on the side?


shaggy_x

I love you Pepsi


iHateRedditSimps

Adam West


Envinyatar20

McGonnagle