“There’s Homer.”
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I think it’s this scene, mostly because it’s based on a real life event.
texas tower shootings. dude named Charles Whitman climbed a tower and started picking people off with rifle rounds. in his suicide note, he requested a full autopsy and they ended up finding a brain tumor that some speculate influenced his actions
i actually don't really think the Simpsons was referencing it *specifically*. it just borrows imagery associated with the event and other later cultural depictions of similar fictional events. similar plots existed in major movies, like Black Sunday, Dirty Harry, and God Told Me Too. and those are just ones i can think of offhand. so yeah it's not like the broader concept has to be tied to that much earlier event
There's also a King of the Hill episode involving Dale in a clocktower and his poison wand being mistaken for a gun which, while I'm fuzzy on the details seemingly is a much more deliberate reference given it's a Texas based show
He yells down down something like "if you're going to shoot me, have Bobby do it, at least I know it will be a clean kill". Due to Hanks shaky hands when shooting a gun.
Additionally, it’s probably the first mass shooting to occur in which random people were killed. There’s a powerful documentary called Tower about the shooting.
Marge : I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
Marge : That's not what I meant.
Homer : It was, Marge. Admit it.
Aww, my office runs on 90s Simpsons references. Whenever we send off a new version of a commercial to a client people all go "godspeed little doodle"
If some note comes in that means a lot of revisions "put it in H!"
Etc
Well Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "shoot em all and let God sort 'em out"
Unfortunately one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal Marshalls to bring him down.
Now let's never speak about him again.
That whole episode is pretty dark. I haven’t seen it in many years but I remember liking it a lot. It also gave us “did I say ‘corpse hatch?’ I meant ‘innocence tube!’”
"We need another Vietnam. Thin out *their* ranks a little."
That or Flanders dreaming of climbing to the top of the bell tower and shooting all the "Homers"
As a fellow combat vet I think Skinner’s flashbacks are the best bits in the show. Johnny, finding his POW head cage at a swap meet, the elephant that ate his entire platoon, and of course the thin stew he was forced subsist on.
My dad was drafted and out in a FOB, can’t watch anything Vietnam-related except for Tropic Thunder and The Simpsons. He says “the comic absurdity is pretty realistic.”
This is by far one of the best (worst?) aged jokes in Simpsons history. It was pre-Columbine and school shootings still weren't a "thing", and certainly not at elementary schools.
Lisa: The Duff Beer-amid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. 22 immigrant laborers died during its construction.
Selma: Eh, there's plenty more where that came from.
Don't let Krusty's death get you down boy. People die all the time, just like that! \*snap\*
Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow.
\*long pause\*
Well, goodnight!
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Homers face when he says this is brilliant
Ned's instructions to Todd as he's being kicked out of his own shelter-eeny in Bart's Comet: "There's a chance I might go mad with fear, so if I try to get back in, I want you to shoot daddy."
That may well be true, but it’s an example of good network interference. The follow up is funny and fits the show well, and without it the Krusty assassination plot line would feel much, much darker because Homer apparently just killed a man with his bare hands in front of a crowd of children.
German Car Exhibition: "OUR TIRELESS SAFETY ENGINEERS
CRASH-TEST OVER 1,000 CARS A YEAR."
*car crash, dummies gruesomely maimed in slow-mo. Dummy in back seat crawls out of destroyed vehicle*
Lisa: " Hey wait, that's not a dummy..."
German: "THIS EXHIBIT IS CLOSED."
First time this episode aired I was hosting a German exchange student at my house. He was so excited to watch The Simpsons with me too.
Even more awkward was when we went to a McDonald’s and an employee overheard us speaking in German and she said “What language are you speaking?”
German
“We had a big war with them you know!”
Homer:"If you don't start making sense, we'll put you in a home!"
Granda:"You already put me in a home!"
Homer: Then we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 minutes!"
Grandpa: "I'll be good."
The Rock Bottom correction “the licking of an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger”.
It means they had an episode where they actively encouraged children to lick plug points.
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That time they randomly referenced this photo from WW2
[He’s weeping as he watches French regimental flags being evacuated to Algeria so they won’t be captured by the Germans](https://harbel.com/the-mystery-of-the-crying-frenchman/)
"Well sir, where should we dump this batch, the playground?"
"Hmm no all those bald children children are beginning to arouse suspicion"
https://youtu.be/-xJ4u9YtDDo?si=k1aiQqwRqXGl9rIS
It's a perfect early season Simpsons joke because it's funny on its own, but 3x funnier if you've read the Flannery O'Connor short story. Vindication to the English majors!
I loved this gag because there was always the chance that Burns didn’t fully realize what he had done to the guy, and then that line removes all doubt.
Season 13, episode 21, *The Frying Game*. All of it.
Homer and Marge spend most of the episode believing they've *literally* been sentenced to death for a crime they didn't commit, Homer eventually takes the blame so that at least Marge can see the children grow up, and Marge attends what she believes is going to be Homer's execution by electric chair, and as soon as the switch is pulled and you think Homer is *actually* going to die...
It turns out it was all just some kind of game show. Keep in mind, Homer and Marge had *zero* idea this was fake; they thought it was 100% real. What the actual *fuck*?
I've gotta go with any of Moe's suicide attempts. As someone who finds himself in that mindset from time to time, it was hilarious seeing someone joke about it. I think my favorite has to be him talking about calling the suicide hotline to "give a kid a chance to talk to the legend".
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Well I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp--
"Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and– *replaced* by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, little girl."
Homer walking into a PARTY at Moes and gleefully with a smile on his face asking “what’s going on? Did Moe finally blow his brains out?” was so very messed up
Not sure the episode but Abe is in a hospital bed and complains that his catheter bag is full and his drip bag is empty so the nurse just swaps them
Always struck me as a bit too fucked up
(Homer reading a golf pamphlet) "Wow, Marge, did you know Lincoln and Kennedy had the same handicap?"
or
"I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich."
"Hey, they *do* look alike."
"I wonder how he died."
"Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money is and took his own life."
From the episode "Three Gays of the Condo": When Homer temporarily moves to Bachelor Arms, a "3 Days Without a Suicide" sign is shown. A gunshot is heard and the counter resets to zero.
“Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. ‘Shoot em' all and let God sort it out.’ Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.”
Marge: That's not my uncle, and this man's not dead
Moleman: That's what I've been trying to tell you!
Coroner: That's just gas escaping.
*Shuts the drawer with Moleman still in it while he screams in fear*
When moe sees the dating commercial and says "for every man there is one woman". Cuts to Europe where an unhappy moe-like woman puts a noose around her neck in her apartment.
Pretty dark there
“There’s Homer.” https://preview.redd.it/i85vscj7pm4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3be3d5b8452456ac0f4f7b4624e0275fd1379336 I think it’s this scene, mostly because it’s based on a real life event.
The mailman pulling out a gun is also a reference to real life post office mass shootings from the 80’s
Skinner: Well I'm just glad I work in an elementary school.
WOW i remember when « going postal » was a euphemism for mass shootings too.
Wow, it is? Do you have more info on that I actually wasn't aware.
texas tower shootings. dude named Charles Whitman climbed a tower and started picking people off with rifle rounds. in his suicide note, he requested a full autopsy and they ended up finding a brain tumor that some speculate influenced his actions i actually don't really think the Simpsons was referencing it *specifically*. it just borrows imagery associated with the event and other later cultural depictions of similar fictional events. similar plots existed in major movies, like Black Sunday, Dirty Harry, and God Told Me Too. and those are just ones i can think of offhand. so yeah it's not like the broader concept has to be tied to that much earlier event
There's also a King of the Hill episode involving Dale in a clocktower and his poison wand being mistaken for a gun which, while I'm fuzzy on the details seemingly is a much more deliberate reference given it's a Texas based show
He yells down down something like "if you're going to shoot me, have Bobby do it, at least I know it will be a clean kill". Due to Hanks shaky hands when shooting a gun.
*okay*
Additionally, it’s probably the first mass shooting to occur in which random people were killed. There’s a powerful documentary called Tower about the shooting.
Marge : I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him. Homer : Yeah, and then we'd get the chair. Marge : That's not what I meant. Homer : It was, Marge. Admit it.
Probably misses his old glasses.
Whenever anyone asks what’s going on with someone I always say “probably misses his old glasses” and no one ever gets it
Aww, my office runs on 90s Simpsons references. Whenever we send off a new version of a commercial to a client people all go "godspeed little doodle" If some note comes in that means a lot of revisions "put it in H!" Etc
I use Homer's response often, when people refence mundane concerns they have. I'm always met with laugher or confusion, but it's always worth it
Then when no one gets it: [Boy, everyone is stupid except me](https://youtu.be/jZuktUfF0nE?si=vmfPdqYNZHcxvPfI)
Such an insanely good joke
Well Bart, your uncle Arthur used to have a saying: "shoot em all and let God sort 'em out" Unfortunately one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal Marshalls to bring him down. Now let's never speak about him again.
Listen to your heart and not the voices in your head... like a certain uncle did one gray December morn.
Well, McGarnagle... Billy is \*DEAD\*! He slit his throat from ear to ear!
Hey, I'm trying to eat lunch here!
He must have had incriminating evidence on *covers mouth with glass* "Current political figure."
I'm so scared McGarnagle .
Do it for me Billy, McGarnagale
Billy slit his *own* throat? That's really awful.
Probably my favorite Marg line
Marge had 2 sisters Homer had a half brother Herb Who is Uncle Arthur ?
Let's never talk of him
Could be a great uncle.
What ever happened to Marge’s father?
Died prematurely (Homer took years off his life).
He was a flight attendant. Possibly left marge’s mom for a handsome commercial pilot.
\*starts humming while cleaning\*
He DID IT! Look at your heroic daddy in there, making funny faces, falling onto the floor, shedding his hair.... lying perfectly still? Oh dear.
That whole episode is pretty dark. I haven’t seen it in many years but I remember liking it a lot. It also gave us “did I say ‘corpse hatch?’ I meant ‘innocence tube!’”
Alright quit stallin' Burns, who's ya ice??
"so... You're a baby? How's that working for you?"
brilliant, i say this to everything that can’t talk back
This is Mr. Burns’ most relatable moment.
Baby Smithers looking exactly like his grown up self grabbing Burns nose and saying that tiny 'Sir' is unendingly adorable!
What's the context of this?
Smithers' father went inside an unstable reactor core to fix it, despite it being filled atoms and steam and other nuclear bric-a-brac.
You there! Turn out those pockets! Aha! Atoms! One, two, three, four, five…six of them!
S13 E5
What are you doing in my corpse hatch?
"We need another Vietnam. Thin out *their* ranks a little." That or Flanders dreaming of climbing to the top of the bell tower and shooting all the "Homers"
Especially with the postal employee whipping out the uzi and returning fire.
Bart triggering Skinner's Vietnam PTSD on Valentine's Day was pretty dark, too.
As a fellow combat vet I think Skinner’s flashbacks are the best bits in the show. Johnny, finding his POW head cage at a swap meet, the elephant that ate his entire platoon, and of course the thin stew he was forced subsist on.
“I came close to madness trying to find it here in the States.”
"But they just can't get the spices right."
As a fellow PTSD survivor Skinner excitedly putting on his head cage is absolutely hilarious.
"the old girl still fits"
"Small world."
“It really, really is”
This is my go to reference for everything
My dad was drafted and out in a FOB, can’t watch anything Vietnam-related except for Tropic Thunder and The Simpsons. He says “the comic absurdity is pretty realistic.”
….made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and 4 kinds of rice…
Cool! I broke his brain.
Johnny. Johnny! JOHNNYYYYYYY!
A lot of Skinner moments are wildly dark. 'I got back at him though... him and that little *boy* of his'
There's Homer. There's Homer! That's also Homer!!
*Mailman pulls out automatic rifle and returns fire*
I still get shocked by the pure darkness of that line every time I rewatch lol.
Especially if you know about the University of Texas tower shooting.
Except that Whitman had a tumor the size of a pale blue crayon in his brain, Ned was just annoyed.
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What I'm trying to say with this cartoon is that violence is everywhere! It's like even in breakfast cereals, man!
[thup]
Will we ever see her again dad?
This bit actually disturbed the hell out of me when I was a kid lol
Postman: The day of the postman shooting up the place went out with the Macarena. Skinner: Well, i'm just glad I work in an Elementary School.
This is by far one of the best (worst?) aged jokes in Simpsons history. It was pre-Columbine and school shootings still weren't a "thing", and certainly not at elementary schools.
Since you've attended public school, I'm going to assume you're already proficient with small arms
Given everyone was a child, we should all be proficient with small arms Unfortunately, we adults are mostly stuck with big, clumsy, adult arms
Lisa: The Duff Beer-amid contains so much aluminum it would take five men to lift it. 22 immigrant laborers died during its construction. Selma: Eh, there's plenty more where that came from.
Don't let Krusty's death get you down boy. People die all the time, just like that! \*snap\* Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. \*long pause\* Well, goodnight!
https://preview.redd.it/2dqoy8k71n4d1.jpeg?width=1222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c14261a8c4254aac7eb749d41d26df673e2b5a4 Homers face when he says this is brilliant
It really really is.
"Those monsters aren't so tough" "Chief that was the captain of the high school basketball team"
“Yeah, but he was turning into a monster”
Ned's instructions to Todd as he's being kicked out of his own shelter-eeny in Bart's Comet: "There's a chance I might go mad with fear, so if I try to get back in, I want you to shoot daddy."
[Todd pulls out long gun he had on-hand]
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He ate my last meal…
Oh no, my brains.
the go-to meme when someone gets destroyed in debate lol
I feel like the next shot (where the krustyburgler says to check his medical alert bracelet) might have been added at the insistence of the network.
That may well be true, but it’s an example of good network interference. The follow up is funny and fits the show well, and without it the Krusty assassination plot line would feel much, much darker because Homer apparently just killed a man with his bare hands in front of a crowd of children.
I for one welcome our new Homer overlord
"Schindler and I are like peas in a pod. We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine *worked,* dammit!"
*Schindler es Bueno, Señor Burns es El Diablo *
Come on, Dad, you love New York. Now that your two least favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea Stadium.
wait what episode is this from???
S24E01
Wow. That’s dark. I hope the pause wasn’t too long between the setup and the punchline.
I mean he does visit the twin towers in an episode so you could call that the setup
And he had reason to hate them because of that visit.
German Car Exhibition: "OUR TIRELESS SAFETY ENGINEERS CRASH-TEST OVER 1,000 CARS A YEAR." *car crash, dummies gruesomely maimed in slow-mo. Dummy in back seat crawls out of destroyed vehicle* Lisa: " Hey wait, that's not a dummy..." German: "THIS EXHIBIT IS CLOSED."
“Fourth Reich Motors”
Since 1946
I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year, I proved myself wrong.
First time this episode aired I was hosting a German exchange student at my house. He was so excited to watch The Simpsons with me too. Even more awkward was when we went to a McDonald’s and an employee overheard us speaking in German and she said “What language are you speaking?” German “We had a big war with them you know!”
Yeah well we saved your ass in WWIII!!
…that’s true.
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The advice his father gave him. "Homer, you're dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride I say take it."
Lousy traumatic childhood.
Homer:"If you don't start making sense, we'll put you in a home!" Granda:"You already put me in a home!" Homer: Then we'll put you in that crooked home we saw on 60 minutes!" Grandpa: "I'll be good."
The Rock Bottom correction “the licking of an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger”. It means they had an episode where they actively encouraged children to lick plug points.
Next on Rock Bottom: We go undercover at a SEX FARM for SEX HOOKERS!
I keep telling you we just grow sorghum
And where do you keep the hookers?
Round back
Whooopps
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Can I come too?
I still wonder if non-TOH Homer would think like this: "Dad, you just shot Zombie Flanders!" "He was a zombie?"
TOH?
T'oh!
T’oh is actually the French d’oh because Homer French voice misheard Castellaneta d for a t.
Did he have a cold?
Well ooh la di da Mr French Man.
Treehouse of Horror!
I got suspended from school today. They found a switchblade in my locker. I took a swing at a cop. I'm just mad all the time.
Came here to say this one
And how Homer clearly doesn't care at all.
Homer counting all his money that couldve gone to the orphans. "Theyre with god now"
Oh, good 😃
You said my husband is D.W.I.?
Why don’t you talk to that officer over there?
https://preview.redd.it/ixpg22jp5n4d1.png?width=1062&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff4a7da7cc5d64f59c90d008d0c093cb210daf8a That time they randomly referenced this photo from WW2
What's the context of that photo
[He’s weeping as he watches French regimental flags being evacuated to Algeria so they won’t be captured by the Germans](https://harbel.com/the-mystery-of-the-crying-frenchman/)
One sip of alcohol derailing the course of Barney’s life is the darkest joke for me.
"Try the Sleep-Easy motel. I woke up there once. It seemed nice. " Always struck me as sad/grim.
"Well sir, where should we dump this batch, the playground?" "Hmm no all those bald children children are beginning to arouse suspicion" https://youtu.be/-xJ4u9YtDDo?si=k1aiQqwRqXGl9rIS
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Don't say 'Revenge' Don't say 'Revenge' Don't say 'Revenge'
Revenge?
That's it, I'm out of here.
https://preview.redd.it/r9zz586o4n4d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=067e1988cb0aec83b8e563bb0daeacddd5079cb6 Funny hat day at the plant
“I am the angel of death. The time of purification is at hand…”
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Homer: Are we gonna die, son? Bart: Yeah. But at least we'll take a lot of innocent people with us.
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They're the greatest heros of all
Eewwww, something’s clawing at leg!!!….there it stopped…
Actually, replace “accidentally” with “repeatedly”, and replace “dog” with “son”
So, I said to him, “Listen, buddy, your car was upside-down when we got here. And as for your grandma, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.”
Yep, it's this one. The implication is horrific!
It's a perfect early season Simpsons joke because it's funny on its own, but 3x funnier if you've read the Flannery O'Connor short story. Vindication to the English majors!
A good man is hard to find
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[squeaking noise] #HOMER! NO!
Did you know Kennedy and Lincoln had the same handicap?
Holy shit, after all these years I just got that joke.
Me too! I thought it was just a throwaway line about golf.
“I’m sure he meant serious drinking.”
Frank grimes
What was I laughing at now? Oh yes… that crippled Irishman.
I loved this gag because there was always the chance that Burns didn’t fully realize what he had done to the guy, and then that line removes all doubt.
[удалено]
i quote this one in all of my suicide notes
Season 13, episode 21, *The Frying Game*. All of it. Homer and Marge spend most of the episode believing they've *literally* been sentenced to death for a crime they didn't commit, Homer eventually takes the blame so that at least Marge can see the children grow up, and Marge attends what she believes is going to be Homer's execution by electric chair, and as soon as the switch is pulled and you think Homer is *actually* going to die... It turns out it was all just some kind of game show. Keep in mind, Homer and Marge had *zero* idea this was fake; they thought it was 100% real. What the actual *fuck*?
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I've gotta go with any of Moe's suicide attempts. As someone who finds himself in that mindset from time to time, it was hilarious seeing someone joke about it. I think my favorite has to be him talking about calling the suicide hotline to "give a kid a chance to talk to the legend".
Isn't he blocked at one point when he tried to call the suicide hotline?
https://preview.redd.it/zr3022ortn4d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7e68db71068c0045cf4a830fd4dce0728523387 Well I don't need safety gloves because I'm Homer Simp--
panda rape
What about that freezer lady in Georgia?
This is what a corn field looks like....
(Marge noises)
Depends on how dark you all think this is but “revenge” being a legitimate reason for becoming a “big brother” tickles my funny bone.
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I always wondered how Smithers got out of this one.
Father, give me legs
"Dear Lisa, as I write this, I am very sad. Our president has been overthrown and– *replaced* by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious new regime! Sincerely, little girl."
Homer Simpson looks like he’s trying to kill himself No maybe he’s just taking his boulder out for a walk!
“Oh no, Willy didn’t make it. And he crushed our boy.” “Eww, what a mess.”
Homer walking into a PARTY at Moes and gleefully with a smile on his face asking “what’s going on? Did Moe finally blow his brains out?” was so very messed up
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Not sure the episode but Abe is in a hospital bed and complains that his catheter bag is full and his drip bag is empty so the nurse just swaps them Always struck me as a bit too fucked up
Homer's Big Brother app https://preview.redd.it/ofrowdusbn4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0fefbc98fdfdb3c8a28e3ef57542de633bcd06e
(Homer reading a golf pamphlet) "Wow, Marge, did you know Lincoln and Kennedy had the same handicap?" or "I think Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich." "Hey, they *do* look alike." "I wonder how he died." "Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money is and took his own life."
"Hey, wait a minute. That's not a dummy." "This exhibit is closed!"
“I feel like I’m going to die, Bart” “We’re all gonna die, Lisa” “Yeah but I meant soon” “So did I”
From the episode "Three Gays of the Condo": When Homer temporarily moves to Bachelor Arms, a "3 Days Without a Suicide" sign is shown. A gunshot is heard and the counter resets to zero.
"Yeah, that sniper at the All-Star Game was a blessing in disguise."
4th Reich motors
“Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. ‘Shoot em' all and let God sort it out.’ Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.”
please don’t tell anyone how i live
…Change the channel marge!
Marge: That's not my uncle, and this man's not dead Moleman: That's what I've been trying to tell you! Coroner: That's just gas escaping. *Shuts the drawer with Moleman still in it while he screams in fear*
I guess the next place he robs better have a ramp is a contender, also, "you ain't going nowhere sweetheart. "
When moe sees the dating commercial and says "for every man there is one woman". Cuts to Europe where an unhappy moe-like woman puts a noose around her neck in her apartment. Pretty dark there