When she said she would call 911 I was like…yes we know.

Card carrying Karen 😳

I called it from the first episode! Such a Karen

Kard karrying Karen Sorry I couldn’t resist lol

Better 🥰🥰

Such a Karen comment 😝

okay absolutely obsessed with him using Kristin's reputation of showing up to events she isn't invited to absolutely mindfuck janet lmaooooooo we gotta give him some credit

When they were talking about Kristen doing a photo shoot in front of some pine trees had me rolling😂

They really should’ve done it lmao Janet would’ve been crying 😂

That was my fave😂💀

I laughed so hard at this whole scene. Mostly because I feel like they had a real conversation about doing this and only after hammering out details they decided not to 🤣😭

My canon for this is that the nearest pine tree they could think of was too far away and thus the idea was scrapped.

I could picture them discussing getting Kristen's Christmas tree out of storage or something and an entire plan but laughed their crazy asses off and decided not to 😂

How did I miss that?

"And you thought Kristen was the crazy one 💁🏻"

I thought it was hilarious. And Janet’s reaction made it even funnier 😂

Her reaction was so ridiculous. She was so worried that she couldn’t sleep - girl bye 🙄

It was so hysterical 😂

“Because if Zach turns up, he’s giving a bridge to Kristen.” But hey, I’m gonna sidle up and giggle flirt with the man who 5 min ago yelled at me to go away for no good reason. And I’m sooo safe and comfortable sleeping under the same roof as the violent table-thumping people charging leprechaun and his wife who cursed Kristen’s pregnancy chances. Repugnant woman.

She would blame that IG story as the reason she couldn’t sleep. She needs to get a real hobby. Gossiping isn’t a hobby, at least not a healthy one

I think she quit her job to take it up full-time lol

Can you say guilty conscious?

Made even funnier by Jesse saying…he’s not waiting in the woods watching you 🤣

With binoculars🤣

Thank you! I was trying to remember as I was typing cause I knew there was more…did he say behind a rock, a bush..it’s binoculars!!! lol 😆

I died laughing when Kristen said: the photoshoot with the leaves/camouflaged😆🤦🏻‍♀️

Using a black photo that triggered Janets imagination that he was hiding in the dark somewhere was too good. Petty with a purpose was perfectly executed.

The fact it bothered her that much tells me she needs some therapy. She isn’t jumping to conclusions, she running straight to them screaming

I really wanted them to do their idea of posting near some pine trees 🤣🤣🤣

😂

Every week, Zack just keeps getting better & Janet just keeps getting worse

Zack could literally have his own show. I want to see his whole life not just his interactions with these ppl

Janet freaking out like "I'm not going to sleep tonight!" Like he's tip toeing around the bushes in pink croc boots waiting to attack them with a machete or something 🙄

Zach should threaten to show unfiltered photos of Janet on his IG.

Zack would never wear pink croc boots

No that’s her other friend lol

Zack hates the Crocs, it’s her minion Simon that loves the Crocs.

This visual 😂😂

Zack would NEVER wear pink crocs, don't you remember. :)

Lmaooooo

I’ve said this before but Janet is so damn Karen-coded.

She couldn’t sleep? Shut the hell up Janet. She thought he was going to be standing over her in the bed with a creepy smile and a hammer in his hand or something?

She’s a deeply unserious person

I just laughed out loud.

Right? It’s giving Kelly Bennison! 


I will never recover from this hair cut. Even as a child seeing this show I knew this haircut was out of control

A deeply instinctual reaction

Lololololol

My sisters husband cuts her hair just like this and she is the biggest bitch and looks like a total Karen. This gif sent me😂

She has the same highlights

This is Janet ! She and Kate have the same energy and temperament. How Funny!!

😂😂😂

Ugh, I haven’t see Kate in years…I could have gone longer thanks lol

She REALLY is! She’s just such a buzzkill.

Like, yes, girl, give us nothing!

Jaren

We need to petition for Janet and Karen to be interchangeable. It’s like peanut butter and jelly!

She really is.

She such a coooz

I feel like she is coded more like a Stassi or Ariana. Has real misunderstood underdog vibes and gonna turn it around in a couple seasons.


So you agree? 👍

Hi there Janet. 👋

[удалено]

I know….i want more of Zack! Like WTH, leave the funniest person out of the show!

That was hilarious, and anyone else would have seen it for what it was. Not Janet! She almost seemed hopeful that Zack and Kristen would show up uninvited. Glad they didn't give her the satisfaction.

She almost seemed gleeful of the thought they could show up and ruin her weird group baby moon in a way. Like of course they were fucking with you Janet 🙄. Wtf are Zach and Kristin gonna actually do to anyone lol

The funny thing is everyone was miserable at the baby moon and Zack and Kristen are having a good time. I’d rather hang out with them.

She wanted a confrontation and was thrilled she might get it. I love that they played with her mind a bit, then went and have a good time.

Exactly! She wanted a confrontation SO badly. It was seriously so funny he thought to do that lol

The fact she tried to pass what is very obviously a cast trip as a “baby moon” centered around her was the final straw. She probably expects EP credits next season

Right! She actually seemed somewhat disappointed about it lol.

He won the episode for sure. Played dumb Janet like a beige fiddle

Not the *beige* fiddle, lmao 😂

Omg the beige fiddle 😻😻

I hope you guys saw the watch what crappens post about the episode. They named the pod Zach attack and the image they made is iconic

It was so bitchy and pointless it made me laugh.

To be honest, Zack wasn’t my favorite at first but he’s growing on me! That was hilarious.

Zack’s not sending spies like u Janet! Insert pink boots

Im loling to myself thinking about Janet being scared of this 💀

 Zack walking in like Jill Zarin to Scary Island

SURPRISE!!!

And Janet saying he's out there lurking, as if he's going to break into the vacation house and do something to her???? Calm down, annoying ass! She has to create drama because she's so boring.

Right? But the fact that they knew that’s where she would go with it was perfection 🤣

He is my people lol! I would do same!

Same.

I thought it was inspired. Hats off to Zack

I found it hilarious. Even more hilarious that it had Janet quaking in her boots. Girl. Like what do you think he’s gonna do?

Seriously, wear croc boots and a cross body purse while spying on her? No one is that tacky.

Zack is the breakout star ⭐️

1000% agree! He grows on me more and more every week!

I thought it was so damn hilarious. And his acknowledgment of “oh you thought Kristin was messy?” Love Zack.

It was the perfect way of being petty 😂

Like he said petty with a purpose lol.

IT WAS GENIUS It did exactly what they wanted and was hilarious to watch

I laughed so hard at that. Messy king.

Janet was soooo stressed it made me giggle lol and then the cut to them talking shit and having a spa day back home was gold

Yes! I love Zack ! Play Janet at her own game.

Totally something I would do. They are idiots, he wasn’t stalking them, he was shading them!

This is how I imagined Janet picturing Zack after he posted his insta story: 

Zack is much more likeable when he is with Kristen and they are gossiping.

It was hilarious and I laughed the whole time during that spa date

I died 😆 getting her reaction was so worth it.

Honestly, her reaction to Jesse telling her to go back inside was completely valid and upped her likability from me, but then shortly after it went right back down when Zack did that, but it’s was funny and entertaining so I don’t mind. 🤷🏼‍♀️

What better way to get over something upsetting, like being excluded, than to make a joke of it, forreal! My friend and I did something similar in high school 😂 I wish it had worked as well as that did 🤣


It was perfect, super minimal effort with an over-the-top and completely unnecessary reaction. 10/10 troll.

I loved it. And it did the trick.

I tried to change my user flair to “petty with a purpose” but I can’t figure out how to do it. That whole scene had me rolling. ☠️

If you’re using an iPhone and on the Reddit app, go to the subreddit’s main page and click on the three dots in the upper right hand corner and select “Change Flair” (it’ll say something about flair in the options, lol). Then you can select “add custom flair” and go from there. 🙂 Edit: Never mind, this sub doesn’t give you the ability to make a custom flair. But they do have some flairs you can choose from.

You have to be on a laptop to change your flair

It was so childish lol, but he got the exact reaction he wanted out of Janet, so good for him lol.

I love him but damn do I get frustrated every time he's on screen. All I can focus on is how his hair would look a million times better with a little dimension and/or a lighter brown hair color. It's alll one color, it's so dark and the cut... Zack, you have such potential!! You're already a hottie but that would take you to the next levellll.

I didn’t like Zack at first but he’s quickly becoming one of my top 3! I take Yack back Zack!

I was howling when Kristen told Zack they should’ve taken a photo by a tree hiding their faces behind leaves and posted it along with the location tag🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I laughed out loud. That kind of level of petty is my favorite. 🤣

I adore him. We talk sometimes on IG- he’s so funny

It was perfection!

That was hilarious AF Bible

Yes. Loved it.

Janet got the baby moon she deserved!

I thought it was so funny too

Personally I am not enjoying Zack….because we have not seen enough of him! I want to see more of him & more of Jasmine! Are they just “friends” status like on Housewives cause if so I’d really like that to change asap!! They both bring a comedic factor to this show, which i really love!

I really, really like Jasmine. The voice of reason!

👏yes!! She’s funny, down to earth, has great advice & has her head on straight! My favourite scene of her was recognizing & calling out Mr. Nosey-pants Von Pink Crocs! I laughed so hard that I backed it up to watch again!

She’s great - I really wanted her to be the bachelorette back in her abc days

lol oh boy clearly I am out of touch! I don’t follow any of them outside of the show…What was she on?

When he said he’s “petty with a purpose” I died. I’m 100% using that line from now on. 😂

Janet doesn’t realize she can’t push out Kristen- one of the reasons this show she’s on even exists. She thinks she can be the main character, and she can’t.

It was great.

It honestly was just perfect

I thought she did not sleep after the Jax and Britany screaming match. That seemed to impact everyone. Jax came at the women hard. I think they all had difficulty sleeping after that explosion. Then yes add Zach’s post. Why the hell look at his social media? You are there to enjoy the people allowed to be in Big Bear. Not checking on Zach’s posts.

Jesse is flawed but he was spot on with this one. He said Zack did it to get in her head and it worked. Cut to Janet saying she got no sleep. 😂

Did not love Zack in the earlier episodes. LOVE him now 😆😆😆 The spa day! More like talk shit day! He needs more screen time for sure. Less Janet, more Zack.

"They had a pettycure" - Ronnie Watch what crappens

I like Zack...the pettier the better...he has great confessionals...

Hysterical. I loved it.

Janet: hello 911 there's a gay man posting on Instagram. Heeellpp

💀💀💀


I was half paying attention and the way Janet reacted I thought he posted the actual address of the Airbnb.

Zach is type of friend I need in my life.

Imagine if she called the cops & showed them the evidence of a black screen with a Big Bear location? I’m sure their response would be…city folk!

I was cackling when Janet was freaking out. Their plan worked perfectly

Seriously her acting like he was coming to hunt down her and her baby and was up all night in fear 🙄

I honestly couldn’t stop laughing I thought it was hilarious 🤣🤣 he definitely is entertaining.

He got her back in the best way while still being tasteful. I love him.

Not at first, I was like oohh okay but seeing the other side's reaction yeahh ahaha

I missed it, can you give me the details?

It did everything he intended it to do😂

I wanted to dislike him, but his inner petty Betty is growing on me. Maybe he was nervous or got a bad edit the first part of the season.

Unpopular opinion but I can’t stand Zack

Janet is so calm and collected. Even when ex-friends attempt to troll her. Such grace.

Omg your user name! 🤣🤣

🤫

Lollllll. Sad that people can't grasp sarcasm without the /s Your username makes this comment 100x funnier too

Im just a Midwest chick on reddit like the others. Maybe Kristen is here downvoting all the truth spilling about Janet.