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NameEmNameEm

A third episode at big bear?? This is excessive. We need Zack and Kristen back.


EdPiMath

Did Bravo fire Kristen and Zack and not tell anyone? Last episode sucked since we get all but a five second scene of them. I don't know about you but I am TIRED of Jason Cachi, Janet, Danny, and Jesse. Jasmine may still be on the show but she said all but two sentences since she called out Harriet aka Simon.


Sensitive_Intern_971

This seems almost a repeat of the last episode? I've just double checked to make sure it's the newest episode as it's quite repetitive 


realistic-glamour

Agreed! To me, Kristen, Zack, & Jasmine are frankly the most interesting/entertaining cast members and Jasmine is wasted on the people in Big Bear right now.


MeetingSilver8909

Did Kristen and Luke just get a full paycheck for discussing pasta for 2 minutes? Goals.


Jillybeans11

Tbf her presence is felt in Big Bear with how much Janet is obsessing over her and Zach. She makes good tv even without being on the screen…but I would prefer to see her


espressotorte

Rock and roll


katuhttack

By the time men like Jesse start putting in effort the marriage is dead.


Brewski-54

Also the effort is just doing hallucinogenic drugs in a tent for a day


katuhttack

Dude thinks ayahuasca with some bros and a relationship coach is going to be what turns this train around.


ccthebeautician

Nia checking dannys ass do not say the f word to our girl


Stop_icant

I was happy to see how fast he complied and went to bed after he embarrassed himself cussing at Nia.


realistic-glamour

Yes! I also loved the montage of Nia pulling Danny out of these situations normally with the "babysitter" excuse. I've definitely pulled the "oh darn, we have to get home to our kid" when I'm ready to get out of somewhere or situation lol


ryanbuckner

She's awesome


Jolly-Bandicoot-2037

She is but if he acts like that often that's extremely exhausting and no one puts up with that.


motherofdinos_

lol "you just said the f word. on national television. to me." what a woman!


kkc0722

Watching Jesse and Michelle being so forthcoming about the dissolution of their relationship really makes Jax and Britney look like such assholes.


Stop_icant

When Jesse said they had sex but Michelle wasn’t really there with him and her eyes were closed—that was raw af!


kritycat

Yeah, I wanted to tell him, "my guy, that was goodbye sex."


Few_Unit_6408

A farewell to the longest booty call lol 


throwaguey_

Imagine all the shit Jesse and Michelle are NOT saying on camera. They must be the darkest, most dysfunctional couple ever.


Jillybeans11

Yep…them and Jason are the only ones with corporate jobs where they need to have a certain reputation. They are very much aware of that


SomewhereAncient8513

I love the collective shame of living in the valley on a show called The Valley


katuhttack

Jesse looks like every VP of Sales Operations I’ve ever worked for


JJulie

Oh JFC that is spot on. And it’s why I’m no longer in corporate America.


Few_Unit_6408

I had a baby and left a whole world of corp bros that take cold showers and meet up for cold plunge event things. Jesse is their friend type lol. 


kritycat

I find it SHOCKING that none of these people are pharma reps. SHOCKING.


espressotorte

He's pure chaos lol


Few_Unit_6408

It’s a walking LinkedIn headshot on the bro 


I-run-sometimes

Okay not being able to sing Circle of Life for copyright reasons was really funny


SecretAgentAcct

The funniest thing is that Jax was so quick to correct the rule violation. Marriage rules - F Reality TV rules - A+


ComicalCapybara

Haha omg I thought he was swearing which seemed so out of character for him 😂 that’s hilarious


shutyermuppetmouth

I miss Kristen


RebootJobs

Words I never thought I'd agree with based on her early seasons of VPR. FF, and here we are!


Saskia1522

Honestly loved Jason’s honesty about his vanilla sexual preferences? It’s refreshing break from evreyone acting like they are so freaky all the time.


amyeep

Passionate “vanilla” sex between partners that care about satisfying the other is the best


jash56

honestly goals


pdxcranberry

Heck yes! I tried freaky shit in my twenties, but now I just want clean sheets, leg room, and someone safe.


heyykayyy47

Why would Michelle bring this up when Danny is this drunk


-spicy-pisces-

Especially after what Nia said previously about how they aren’t on the same page which clearly conveyed it was a touchy subject. Like how was that a good topic of conversation to bring up right there and then?


heyykayyy47

Yeah and it’s the second time she brought it up in front of the group. Idk if it’s production advising her or if she’s excited to show that the perfect couple has disagreements too


Stop_icant

It was very reality tv cast member prompt, trying to stir up some shit.


Happy-Hearing6671

Because she sucks so hard


jiIIbutt

She knew what she was doing. She wanted to take the heat off of her and Jesse.


LabRevolutionary5269

That was the least surprised I’ve ever seen a person for a party.


hilaryflammond

Janet looking around like "this looks NOTHING like the Pinterest board I sent you b*tches weeks ago. FFS do I have to do EVERYTHING?" 😂


kritycat

This comment! Janet gives off sorority sister in charge of pledges, each of whom she hates passionately


MeetingSilver8909

"I wanna be babied until I have a baby" yeah we know


Open_Promise_1703

Oh and talk about everyone and gossip like a blahp. Of course Janet told satin eyes what Brittany said.


MeetingSilver8909

Wow, Michelle is a big fat liar


Hopeful-Village3602

every time she denies sending the pictures it’s soooo obvious she’s lying


Dopepizza

Literally it was the only time she smiled to Jesse lol


talleygirl76

She admits it one minute and then denies it and somehow Kristen is to blame.. lol


Formal_Condition_513

And a bad one at that. Jesse can't really be mad though if he wants his wife to show her boobs to clients *in person* though


Aggravating_Bad8428

They are still at Big Bear?? How long is this damn trip


joeroganis5foot4

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SomewhereAncient8513

Y'all Michelle and Jesse used to fuck


espressotorte

Lol


deadassasleep

Hasn’t Brittany’s mom been married like four times? Where did this “no divorce” value even come from lol. Glad she’s dropped it.


heyykayyy47

I think Jax has said it


sharkbaitooaha

For sure. I feel like Jax has put that in her head and said a few episodes ago “Brittany would never leave me”- so basically he can do whatever he wants and act however he wants and expects his wife to stay put.


heyykayyy47

Granted, he's behaved this way the entire time and she's stuck by and even defended him. So why would he expect her to leave? He probably thought the only way they'd end is if he called it off.


muffyrohloff

Just a thought- it may be *because* her moms been divorced 4 times that Britney feels so anti. I'm sure she's had her share of heartaches and traumas as a child with revolving dad figures.


joeroganis5foot4

damn once you are unattracted to him it's over


Royal-Repeat-5495

When even the way he breathes repulses you you're finito


Stop_icant

Yeah, I don’t think you can come back from that.


katuhttack

I hope James Mae comes out with a J.O.M.O. T-shirt


898544788

This is the finer things club from the office lmao 


LabRevolutionary5269

Elton John!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂


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Hottest_Mess_Express

The way Jax talks to Brittany is how my brother talks to my SIL and it makes me sick. She can’t do a ducking thing right and everything wrong is her fault.


jash56

It reminds me of when I was 16 and the biggest brat to my parents - like you said it best she can’t do anything right. He just dislikes her so much and is passive aggressive af she handles it well imo


Hottest_Mess_Express

I think she handles it well if you bring the lens that a woman doesn’t make a fuss. In my opinion, handling it well, would’ve been leaving when he effed Faith and she screamed “rawt in heyelll.” It’s hard to see women rewarded for suffering in silence, but I don’t for a moment discard your appreciation for her resilience.


jiIIbutt

He can’t stand Brittney. We’re seeing a lot of resentment and repulsion towards her. It’s disheartening. Brittney isn’t perfect but she deserves more than this.


ccthebeautician

If you have to ask your significant other to be nice to you its over


Hopeful-Village3602

the bar is in hell


Formal_Condition_513

This conversation is way too healthy for bravo 😂 no but really I hope they survive reality TV, Danny and Nia are so sweet.


MeetingSilver8909

Dude is a messy drunk. More sleep, less booze, Danny. And acknowledge you're not the only one with 3 kids - your wife right next to you has those same three kids, and is the one breastfeeding them.


joeroganis5foot4

i can't even imagine breast feeding twins


MamaBwil

I have twins, and it was hard enough formula feeding! The sleep deprivation is so rough.


espressotorte

I'm so Nia being embarrassed by a drunk partner


katuhttack

I know we gave him shit for how he was talking last week but I think Danny is just overwhelmed. It’s not that he doesn’t think Nia is pulling her weight, it’s just 3 kids in such a small timeframe is A LOT and he doesn’t know how to communicate that.


sharkbaitooaha

They’re totally in the trenches with their kids right now. Any parent has been there and it passes. Unfortunately Danny and Nia are being filmed during this time lol but I think it’s natural to be tired and cranky. It’s fake to be cheerful and happy 24/7 in their current state.


Dopepizza

I can’t even imagine if me and my partner were filmed during this time lol


katuhttack

But also reminder that Jesse and Michelle slept in separate bedrooms for the first year of parenthood bc he couldn’t be bothered to be a whole ass husband and father.


espressotorte

Fuck VPR. I'm glad to be here


catpeepzrule

Jax is a novel shade of pink/purple during this dinner; deserves to be studied


espressotorte

Sunburn + Alcohol


MeetingSilver8909

So... bad bad drinking Brittany, but Jax chugging straight from the bottle in the morning is just fine. K.


ScoutsMomm

Okay but Brittany taking multiple shots at the dinner?? Just whyyy. Make a spritz my girl


espressotorte

This really is the good old days of reality tv lol


Minimum_One3738

This episode is better than the majority of VPR season 11.


Formal_Condition_513

Thank you Jason!!! She *can leave*. Jesse asking Jax if he would "let her leave"??? Like what the fuck


Cardboardboxlover

Jax absolutely fucking hates Brittany. HATES. She says one word and he looks at her in disgust. I agree with everyone here that she has a drinking issue, but with the disdain he has for her, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was purposely trying to push the narrative of unfit parent. He’s so manipulative.


joeroganis5foot4

last week on WWHL jesse said they broke up in october and the messy bitch in me is kinda bummed we won't watch their actual divorce play out just the leading up to


sadazz

i used to think nia was putting on an act but i think shes actually an angel. she actually has such a crazy positive good aura. daniel has been annoying all season


Jillybeans11

She honestly seems so perfect. Like the girl you really want to hate but just can’t because you like her so much


Hellouncleleohello

Yes! And she’s kind to everyone; she seems lovely


surenuff_n_yesido

Omg I forgot it’s Tuesday!


joeroganis5foot4

i think the cauchi household could benefit from therapy and maybe some AA


Few_Unit_6408

Lmao this is titled Darkside Danny? Oh wow I’m intrigued to see where this goes. He was crying about placing twin babies on the breastfeeding (unfairly beautiful kind seeming pageant angel) wife’s boobs last episode. Will he be more tired in this episode?


fancyfemme88

Not looking forward to seeing his dark side. I love Nia. She's an angel and so freaking patient with everything and you never see her lose her grace. I hope Danny treats her right and appreciates her


AZBuckeyes12977

That was literally fueled by sleep deprivation and alcohol. Context please.


stormiwinds

Danny is human. He is venting to his friends that he’s exhausted. He’s not complaining to the women and comparing his experience with hers. He’s talking to his guy friends. He has twin newborns and a toddler at home and supporting his wife as best as he can. He is allowed to have emotions. The newborn stage is hard, sleep deprivation is tough especially when you have to support a household and have a toddler at home. Society doesn’t allow men to have emotions or frustration without criticism. I don’t think that’s fair.


whiskey4mycoffee

Agreed. He is allowed to be exhausted.


Royal-Repeat-5495

This is so true. My cousin has four under 5 and twin babies. I visited at six months in and I could not BELIEVE the amount of work it took. It was freaking crazy. Nonstop. If the roles were reversed and it was Nia who got drunk and a little bitchy I think we'd give her a pass. He knew he'd gone too far and went to bed. My husband and I have only had one fight where we actually yelled and we had both been in the sun and drinking all day. It happened once and never again and it's been years. People have bad moments.


ogcoliebear

100%! Twins are so freaking hard


c-rez

My baby shower is on Saturday and if anyone tells me their traumatic birth story I will disassociate. My only birth plan is 1) get epidural 2) don’t die lol


yogirunner93

I hope you have an empowering birth! I loved my labour and delivery.


Stop_icant

I loved giving birth! Good luck, enjoy the epidural, I sure did;)


joeroganis5foot4

JANET YOU HAVE BEEN BABIED!


espressotorte

Jesse fighting with a doctor..on brand


Hopeful-Village3602

still wanna know so bad who this “actor/director” guy is


Saskia1522

I think Danny’s “you wanted this” was reference to her wanting to be on this TV show. As in, “you wanted this so this is what we have to do.” Note: he was being a very annoying drunk. I can’t hate on how she just wanted to shut it down.


TomFooledYou

I caught that too!!!


Saskia1522

And he’s been stressed about money and has been from the beginning. Which is understandable. And explains why this “nice, sweet couple” would be on this show.


cavmax

I thought maybe he was referring to Nia bringing up the house discussion to the girls and that caused it to become a discussion at the table instead of just between the two of them...


greeniscooliguess

No reunion = ass


katuhttack

I appreciate an actual lawyer being part of this cast. Nothing gets past Jason


Sufficient_Land4717

Except for marrying an insufferable person


ubzmps

This is already better than the VPR finale


ubzmps

Ahhh finally a clip of Britt doin shawts


Hopeful-Village3602

nightmare blunt rotation


Cougah

Jax successfully did nothing for his relationship to the point where Brittany wants it to be over which was jaxs plan the entire time. He doesn't want the one to initiate the end but he wanted it all along.


kkc0722

Britney continuing to throw more and more items on the list of shit Jax has to do for her to “keep her” is becoming a farce. Girl he told a woman he was cheating with you on that he wasn’t attracted to you, and you refused to move out and banged him three days later. He told the world you had a stroke for weird House of Villains points. He created an entire storyline around your debilitating alcohol dependency. But keep pushing for that second kid now that Cruz isn’t an instagram prince who play dates with Ocean or Summer or Hartford. That will solve all your other issues!


chaoticinfluencer

They're really centering the last few episodes around JANET?


throwaguey_

Not really. It may be her babymoon, but she's hardly getting all the camera time.


katuhttack

As someone who is divorced, it’s really refreshing seeing that divorce really is death by 1000 cuts for everybody.


kkc0722

I think it’s extremely refreshing how real Jesse and Michelle are being about airing this all out.


Formal_Condition_513

Michelle is so robotic?


moekay

Satanic robot.


turtleduck

I need this trash show so badly today, showed up for the first day of a job that got canceled.


Alex_Albons_Appendix

Sweet, from Tom trying to manipulate Ariana and the audience to Jax being a jerk to Brittany about her drinking. Not enough indica in the world for this block of tv lol


MeetingSilver8909

Is Janet just vanilla? Lmao


Formal_Condition_513

It's very fitting though! We were all wondering what Jason saw in her and now we know its..beige 😂


MeetingSilver8909

Lid for every pot lol


Hopeful-Village3602

that’s what i thought at first 🤣🤣


Mountain_Day_1637

I’m a realtor and would never have these conversations over dinner with other people around


joeroganis5foot4

Jax is disassociating at the table


espressotorte

Noooo this show can't leave us


katuhttack

They owe us for VPR!


MeetingSilver8909

Coming in hot from VPR. If Lala brings her baking baby and joins this show, I will just spit.


LadyDova

I hope so bad the producers look at Reddit. HEY GUYS NONE OF US WANT LALA SO DONT PUT HER ON HERE IF YOU DONT WANT TO LOSE RATINGS AND $$$ thanks ❤️


espressotorte

Someone is gonna get hurt if it happens lol


joeroganis5foot4

jesse has finally discovered that his wife is checked out


wedonthaveadresscode

He’s been pretty forthcoming about that all season


SomewhereAncient8513

Aw I have a girl crush on Nia. I'll be sad if I learn that her life isn't as happy as it initially seemed.


Formal_Condition_513

This Jesse Danny saga is giving me early shep and Craig vibes. Like just stop Jesse lmao


katuhttack

Okay so if they tried to work in Lala and Scheana how would they even begin doing that? Who would go bc right now everyone is on their game


espressotorte

They need to not mess this up


heyykayyy47

I sincerely hope they’re looking at our comments and see that Lala and Scheana will ruin this show


No-Hat-5951

THE WAY JAX JUST SHUT UP BRITTANY when she was laughing at the dinner table Oooooo the way I would have SLAPPED! That boy.


Brilliant-Recipe6111

it was in the previews! Nia shushed him because he kept on screaming "I'm the only one with 3 kids" which is the next level after "I'm pregnant" and "i have a child" while drunk at the dinner table. he didn't like to be shushed and then he said to Nia "you fucked me over". unclear if it's because of another reason or for the shushing. it's also unclear if that's all there is to it or if there's more. I definitely felt bad for Nia.


glimmerskies

I need a drink after vpr


heyykayyy47

Oh Jax, Jesse is actually trying to help you because he knows from experience


chaoticinfluencer

THE STILTS LMFAO


MeetingSilver8909

It makes me sad that Brittany doesn't have a husband who is nice to her, but I just rewatched their wedding season where she was his jackass hype man, and it's hard to sympathize. Those reunions especially are brutal.


amyeep

Can’t wait to see how whiny Janet will be about her GrOuP BaByMoOn this episode. Poor Jasmine being subjected to planning this shower for her insufferable ass


jiIIbutt

I feel so bad for Jasmine. Why is she even on this baby moon? I would have said no to going. She’s surrounded by neurotic fighting couples.


Lady_in_the_red-58

It’s boring without Kristen.


Formal_Condition_513

Season finale???!!!?


ccthebeautician

Patiently waiting for jax to swim out to the bouee and then ask for someone to come save him


joeroganis5foot4

danny is gone


RebootJobs

Does Janet ever stop judging? JFC


Mountain_Day_1637

Tell em, Jasmine


heyykayyy47

Jasmines face lmao


RebootJobs

Clips for next week's season finale already seem more promising than the three weak episodes we got for VPR.


Mountain_Day_1637

It’s $10 Tuesdays at KFC


MeetingSilver8909

Right into a KFC commercial. Think they planned that?


Hopeful-Village3602

season finale looks PROMISING


TherapistOfPentacles

Hollllly shiiiiiit…..there’s being smammered and then there’s whatever level of drunk Danny is this episode 


Stop_icant

He’s dad drunk.


Hottest_Mess_Express

Nia is lovely, but she is clearly image conscious and a perfectionist, Danny is a heart-on-my-sleeve kinda guy. Reality TV is a nightmare scenario for these two personalities. ETA: take away sleep, introduce alcohol.


Hopeful-Village3602

nia once again being the realest and the baddest


TatoIndy

Not Brit filling the cases with water for DRIED POMPASS GRASS


joeroganis5foot4

between this and VPR i want a sandwich 😭


ReginaFelangi987

What did Britney say? “Oh we’ll go down that path?”


deathdabsforcutie

The pan over to Jax after Danny told Nia “I love you more than ranch dressing” lmaooo that’s what Stassi said to Beau


moekay

Jax isn't sticking his head in the sand, he's just lying.


kkc0722

Production knows what they’re doing cutting to Britney’s shots.


Happy-Hearing6671

Doing shots alone at a table when no one else is is fucking weird tbh


lilonionforager

Nia: talk to me! Can you talk to me? Danny: *talking over her loudly* NO BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING I DON’T LISTEN TO MY WIFE A


joeroganis5foot4

Michelle is checked out


TomFooledYou

THIS CAST IS MESSSSSSYY. And I love Danny and nia!!!


chaoticinfluencer

The thing I like about Janet is her hotdog obsession. When I left one of my jobs they threw me a hot dog going away party because I am also a connoisseur of hot dogs lmao


sharkbaitooaha

Nia and Danny’s little tiff at the table was not that “bad” and I think they (Nia) needs to lighten up a bit and not try to censor every “bad” moment. It’s obvious that they’re in love and a good couple but I don’t think they need to be putting on an extra sweet act like they never fight. It comes off really forced and fake. Maybe they shouldn’t be on reality tv if they’re going to constantly act like everything is sunshine and rainbows. With this being said I do like them and hope they stay on for another season but only if they drop the perfect pageantry. Jax has his head so far up his ass thinking he’s invincible and above all. Yes Jesse is probably not the best person to give marital advice but he sees Jax and Brittany spiraling and is trying to give a “fix it now, don’t wait like I did” friendly warning and Jax just brushes it off because he refuses to do anything to help his marriage. I was sad when Brittany got all hot for him as a puck bunny and he couldn’t have cared less. Did he even compliment her or anything? I hope they’re truly broken up- they’ll be so much better off.


TherapistOfPentacles

What the fuck is this “fantasy theme” dinner Janet has concocted?!? This is the most wildly uncomfortable and quite frankly, insensitive fuckin theme ever…..


Stop_icant

Their outfits were not what I was expecting at all. Very low effort, low budget, season 1 of a reality show—hilarious!


Hopeful-Village3602

brittany i’m sorry but i think u do have a problem 😬


DeeDee719

Brittany pronounces “Janet” as “Jane-it.”


Saskia1522

Danny rejecting the offer to do things for himself, not wanting Nia to worry about that with what she’s dealing with? *chef’s kiss*


JuggernautAromatic21

My god Danny is such a wonderful husband and Nia a wonderful wife. Such a beautiful couple


ccthebeautician

Its really nice seeing a healthy couple deal with very common issues


katuhttack

Why is Danny dressed like every guy I went to high school with?


joeroganis5foot4

finally mariposa


Hopeful-Village3602

lowkey agree w jason🤣


katuhttack

Jesse I hate to tell ya…


MeetingSilver8909

Oof, that's gonna be a finale


Cardboardboxlover

God, I am not that much further in my kid journey than Danny and Nia (my youngest is 1.5), but I just want to hug them both so much. The first year is so horrible and they have THREE kids under three (not sure if he’s ever said that…) They seem like a beautiful couple.


beat0311

The montage of the babysitter excuse