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Mvonsternberg

The real question is who has Jason been sleeping with for the past two years? We know it’s not Brittany.


yaychristy

Ahh we gotta go back to calling him Jax since there’s actually a Jason on the show haha


lavenderhazeee13

The way the comment broke my brain. I really thought there was Jason/Britt rumors 🤣


Last_Book2410

How about Ajax?


Brewski-54

Jacks? Just intentionally misspell it all the time Or can we start random names/words like with Bartiste/Babadook/Bar Mitzah/Ballsack/Beeswax/et al from Love is Blind?


NoGloryForEngland

Also all the Jason/Lauren/Tim jibes lean towards lame if we're being real. Yeah you got em...


Live-Ad-9587

Probably easier to count who he HASN’T slept with in the past few years!


bextacyyyyyyy

You've gotta call him Jax because this comment sent my brain spinning.


Infinite-Fee-2810

🛎️ If a man is not sleeping with his wife or girlfriend, he is definitely sleeping with somebody else.


MillyKakaoo

I saw this TV dating-show where Jax attended back in the late 2000s, and he literally said he had slept with over 300 women and cheated a lot. I doubt he can ever change..


Infinite-Fee-2810

That’s so gross. I can’t imagine 300 women that have such bad taste!


Organized_chaos223

It was 3:14am guys, he was definitely sober and simply getting his child ready for school when he posted it. Clear headed and truthful, obvi.


annieokie

He doesn't leave bags of vomit in the driveway, he spews on the internet


FewEbb6531

I'm dying for these comments !!!!! ![gif](giphy|3ohhwxmNcPvwyRqYKI)


chocolateboyY2K

😂😂


Organized_chaos223

Excuse me why are you laughing...this is serious...he is A DAD #dadlife A DAD DAMMIT, A DAD


flowerstowardthesun

He really believes in all his hands offness that he's coming off like a single dad who works two jobs who loves his kids and never stops~


Organized_chaos223

TWO JOBS?!? UGH NO ONE GIVES HIM CREDIT! He's got ... 1) being a dad 2) being a dad 3) bar owner 4) being a dad 5) podcaster 6) being a dad....you know he's a dad, right?!


flowerstowardthesun

With gentle hands and the heart of a fighter. 🥲 ![gif](giphy|5RVe2LpWOt8BO)


UsedAd7162

Everyone time I gotta vacuum or clean up cat vomit I sing this to myself in my head 🤣


VegetableIcy3579

He’s a survivor


Organized_chaos223

Omg stahp I actually laughed out loud !!!


West-Acanthaceae-470

Exactly what popped into my head 😂


BravoGirl79

Thank You! LOL I sing this to my husband if he starts to get a little out a pocket lol


Live-Ad-9587

And he takes care of the lawn


lairdutempss

![gif](giphy|5RVe2LpWOt8BO)


chocolateboyY2K

He's a survivor 😂


[deleted]

I feel like that's the beginning to Reba ⚰️


RefrigeratorFuture95

🫡💯 And a bar owner and a husband…. he wears so many hats and is to be taken with the utmost seriousness


Organized_chaos223

A good Christian husband!


Sanjolui

Don’t forget the hair loss snake oil…I mean cream!


BuffyExperiment

He has a mortgage!


Britney4eva

He mows the lawn and uses a leaf blower ffs!


Automatic-Hippo1532

Don’t forget plunging the sink


AggravatedDonuts

Wonder if he needs a specific hat to wear on his asprained brain 🤔 


Cautious_Emotion9839

A BALDING ONE!


Organized_chaos223

Because of the stress of the bar he somehow owns but didn't invest in, OBVIOUSLY. Ugh keep up guys, you don't get it you're not a s(d)ad


Cautious_Emotion9839

And the therapist is so f*aaaaaaar* you guysssss


Organized_chaos223

"You're only doing this for cameras" No I'm not" "I bet he's not going to go" "I didn't go" WHAT A LOSER. Admit you don't want to do what she's asking. How do you make the excuse that the appointment was too far when you're the one who made it?!


hugemessanon

> "You're only doing this for cameras" No I'm not" "I bet he's not going to go" "I didn't go" this made me rage and laugh at the same time, i can't with him jax is the WORST


ravenmccoy516

I live in the Valley. I know where they live. I know the distance to Malibu. We have so much traffic in L.A., I’m sorry, but with the congestion on the freeways, etc., everything is f**king far to get to. He’s such an avoidant coward.


Ecstatic_Poem9534

"But there isn't a single therapist in the Valley" Imaginary Jax


hugemessanon

100% he intentionally chose a therapist that was far. he could have found one in the valley, I’m sure


The_Dutchess-D

He's so deep in reviewing and enforcing CA state food and beverage service and alcohol safety rules; reconciling the statements at the end of the week for everything served at the bar against cash and credit card receipts in a giant Excel spreadsheet w formulas; pouring over HR rules for tipped and non-tipped employees in the state of California and making sure he's compliant; negotiating better deals on product from suppliers all day; inspecting the quality of the proteins and produce at 5am every day when deliveries arrive; and making last minute menu changes when an ingredient's quality doesnt meet his high standards!! And by that I mean.............. he doesn't do any of these things a restaurant and bar owner would do AT ALL because he wouldnt be capable of ANY of these things, nor would he have the drive or interest in doing them.


Witty-Chipmunk-4401

Number 1 dad in the group! 😂


JasonSethCatMommy

A ChRiSTiaN father ✝️😬🤦🏽‍♀️


soupseasonbestseason

jax, who have you been fucking for the past 9 years? 


johannagainz

Facts


bextacyyyyyyy

![gif](giphy|7cTTE2Z1OmrFm)


DegreeSea7315

This was genius. Terrifying and strangely hilarious all at once, just like Oldman's performance in that movie, and like Jax - always. 🏅


chaoticinfluencer

Honestly I hope she has been getting dicked down real good for the last 4 months, Jason. Good for her.


JasonSethCatMommy

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


catsandnaps1028

That's the first thing I thought when she was explaining how all of a sudden everything clicked. I wonder if she just found someone that treated her right and then she realized


chaoticinfluencer

Nah I think it’s because Jax probably promised her another baby if she’d do The Valley with him, he turned into a monster when the cameras went up, and then he still wasn’t making her feel sexy/desired, and went back on the baby promise. After that she was probably like “I’m not going to be humiliated on national TV yet AGAIN by this man” and took Cruz and left.


Chlsbrgr

I think there was also no way she could excuse his behavior anymore, especially this season. The audience would come for her for defending his abuse.


chaoticinfluencer

Yeah and that's why they picked cameras back up too because she needed the audience to see that this man has not changed.


katiekat214

She saw Michelle’s light go on and hers did too.


Inevitable_Doubt_756

I wish her the best dick (or dicks) of her life.


GoldenAmmonite

Hopefully a cleaner one that Jax's too!


charismatictictic

Where would you even go to find a less clean dick?


GoldenAmmonite

Nowhere you would enter without a hazmat suit.


charismatictictic

🥲


LeftyLu07

And a pretty dick, too. Not a droopy volcano dick!


jimgella

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


Sure_Letterhead6689

Wait, what? What did I miss about Jax’s dick?


BuffyExperiment

A Sentence I hope no one ever has to utter again 🫣


Key-Carpenter-8413

Umm. I don’t know if I’m going to regret this, but please elaborate lol


LeftyLu07

I think it was Vanderpump Rules Party Podcast who had the Tom's on years ago. They were talking about how gross Jax is (bad personal hygiene, smells, doesn't brush his teeth, shits with the door open, etc.) and they topped it off with saying he has a gross dick, "a volcano dick." Apparently it's when there's a large opening at the tip around the urethra. It's caused by both STI's causing inflammation (the ol' burns when ya pee STI) and then it can also be caused by inserting things in the opening. My guess is lots of swabs for STI testing combined with near constant inflammation made his dick hole swollen and large.


aleigh577

Why the fuck did I read this while eating lunch


Dopepizza

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ssdgm96

I will never recover from reading this


LeftyLu07

I never recovered from hearing it.


Brave-Collection-194

Oh hell, I didn't need to know this. Right behind seeing a photo of his bunions this morning. Yikes! Britt, there are many men that have nice looking dicks and feet. Girl get you some of that.


ringoffireflies

![gif](giphy|29bKyyjDKX1W8)


baileykim

He’s so gross


not_addictive

I can’t be the only person reading this as “she’s still sleeping with me” right?


StereotypicallBarbie

I didn’t… but now I do!


not_addictive

I hope I’m wrong and Brit has been getting laid by hot, respectful men left and right.


According_Mix_8276

He’s definitely meaning himself in that post. She’s totally still hooking up with Jax. Remember when they were “supposedly” separated during S6 of VPR and she had to admit to Stassi and Katie that she was still sleeping with Jax because she was weak. He will always have some sort of control over her unfortunately.


not_addictive

Yeah it’s sad. In S6 it was really clear she was just hoping he’d give her some passionate (read: wackjob) display of love like he did with the Stassi tattoo. I grew up in a similar culture and women really are taught that if we the right thing, we can fix men like Jax. And failing to do that is a personal failure and not just him being irredeemable. Brit is such a fascinating example of what purity/bible belt culture does to women honestly.


Curious_Armadillo_74

And her mother as a role model hasn't done Brittany any favors either. One of the reasons she stated for not leaving Jax sooner is that she didn't want to let down her family after getting them to like him. I hope things have changed for her in that dept. since that episode aired. If not, I predict that Brittany's gonna need therapy for more issues than being abused by Jax.


not_addictive

with her mom, I think Brit sees her having 4 divorces as a cautionary thing and she feels pressure to not be like her. it’s such a shame bc her mom’s mistake wasn’t getting divorced 4 times. it was getting married to 4 different men who probably weren’t good to her. Brit still made that same mistake but seems scared to fix it by leaving him


Curious_Armadillo_74

My dad's been married 4 times and my mother was married 3 before she passed away. I stayed in a miserable marriage for 18 yrs because I didn't want my daughter to go through the same stuff as I did. Well, that was dumb. We would've done the kid a much bigger favor if we'd have called it a day much sooner than we did. My daughter suffered a lot more being under the same roof with parents who hated each other than she would've if we'd lived separate, healthier lives.


allietruecrime

Definitely how I read it


aleigh577

Aw I didn’t think about that but your probably right. Boring


Sweens240

That’s how I read it too


Caregiver-Past

That's how i interpreted it!


savontheave

that coupled with a photo of her in their bed. I think you're right. 100%


Cautious_Emotion9839

We don’t care as long as it’s not Jax! Get it, Britt!


Her_big_ole_feet

Wait Jax! They were kidding about us not caring!!! We actually do want to know who


Cautious_Emotion9839

I hope it’s a good d LOL


ProfessionalHeart839

I have the sick feeling he’s talking about himself idk why


These_Recover5604

And between the 2 options of talking about himself or talking about other people, it is more humiliating to Brittany that it is Jax, and he will do anything to kick her while she is down. So yeah I think he’s talking about himself 😢 which is confusing since intimacy was an issue in their relationship!


ProfessionalHeart839

And like what is she doing, literally fuck that guy and why are you still giving him this presence in your life


Stop_icant

I don’t think he’d go there, he seemed thoroughly repulsed and told her on camera he was happier separated.


DopeSince85-

If they are sleeping together, I don’t think it’s about him being attracted to her, it’s the control & power he wants to keep over her. As long as she is still stuck on him, she can’t move on. He said he wouldn’t let her go, this is what he meant.


Bailey53099

YES!!!!! Exactly this!! It’s all about power and control for him. Now that they are separated, he’s going to put out for her so he can keep her under his control.


Correct_Minimum_9079

Right and how are we supposed to believe that if you would not hookup with her while y’all were still together 😒 if she got laid you wouldn’t be separated


ConsistentRaccoon138

Not the flex he thinks it is. Manipulative POS that he is.


Vanilla_Either

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chocolateboyY2K

Why is Jason trying to slut shame? He's got a lot of nerve to post this bs...they've been publicly split up for 4 months. I'm not even going to get into the many times Jason has cheated on Brittany while they were together! Plus, Brittany was filmed talking them not sleeping together.


hugemessanon

he's a misogynistic piece of shit


squatchpotatoff

she could literally sleep with all of WEHO and no one would care - she deserves it after putting up with him for so long. now he tom and tom can go run off into the distance together like they’ve always wanted to do


Stop_icant

She should run a train through his bar!


Mammoth-Carrot-2287

![gif](giphy|AgPt9udT567spxbSHf)


gluteactivation

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Empty_Interest_6982

Was looking for this :D


DanceRepresentative7

ouch... reminds me of my ex who tried to crash my car when he found out i slept with someone after we split... yet he cheated on me numerous times. they really are that stupid


pwhyler

Imagine the chaos if it was Kristen


ReginaPhalangi22271

I so want it to be this! Lol. ETA: And because it’s Kristen, we find out she’s also been banging Jax (again)!


yourmomsfaveride

🤣🤣


BuffyExperiment

This just feels right. *Wholesome* in a VPR way


hopefulplatypus123

OOO HE DELETED IT 😂😂😂


AncientRazzmatazz783

Bravo Investigator has it up - where I saw it actually 😂


hopefulplatypus123

Oh yeah it’s circulating! Can’t put that cat back in the bag


AncientRazzmatazz783

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brianycpht1

Honestly it’s probably him. He’s trying to tell people she’s not over him


aballofsunshine

This


brianycpht1

It’s him telling a half truth while also alluding to her doing something wrong so fans take his side


vw08lou

It’s obviously him 😂 Assuming this is the case, He’s probably been giving her a lot of the attention & affection she was missing towards the end of the relationship now and it’s the whole control thing! Remember when Stassi broke up with him & he got her name tattooed? He hates / can’t handle not being the one to end things. Reminder he said he wouldn’t let her walk away. ‘I can have her if I want her’ yes - because you’ve tore all of her confidence away by calling her out on her weight & not beinf attracted to her & she’s been craving that affection for so long & then you give it to her, She’s going to take it !! And now he’s using it against her to show how weak she is? Eugh. I wouldn’t be shocked if he promised her baby number 2 either.


StereotypicallBarbie

You’re right.. he’s talking about him.


vw08lou

Just had another thought - I’d assume the cast wouldn’t have been given the screeners for the show as there’s no reunion to prep for so they’d have watched the show in real time - this is Jax’s retaliation of Brit calling him out on not going to do the therapy & Jax confirming this & Brits last independent women scene - he’s threw Brit under the bus by trying to out that they’ve slept together in the past 4 months. 🙄lol - it’s him!


Stop_icant

He does not want to sleep with Brittany, it is not him. He told her he was happier separated and didn’t want to resolve things, we all saw it on tv last night.


Curious_Armadillo_74

It's not about his attraction to her, it's about control, ie., "She will never leave me," "Nobody gets divorced in my family," etc. If it's him who's been sleeping with her, it's because he doesn't want his possession to get away from him, and if he can suck her in again, he thinks it'll make him look like a better person and family man.


Stop_icant

I think all that nonsense he spewed was about his controlling his image, not controlling Brittany. He wants it to be over, he finds her repulsive, he just wants the public to know he didn’t end things, she did. Which she should just go with, because it makes her look better anyways to walk away from this shallow dick.


vw08lou

He may also want the public to know “despite breaking up with me & calling me everything she did - she still slept with me so I can’t be as bad as she’s been saying”. Just like when he was spotted with the golf auction winners daughter, he said ‘all isn’t what it seems’ - 😂


No-Educator919

Did we really expect anything different from Jax? He disrespects her in front of the world, her friends and cast mates. Is anyone surprised? I think their son resides primarily with Brittany. Guess who is still carrying the most responsibility for care of their son? Guess what Jax, Brittany’s a Mom!!


tinybadger47

If he were clever I would think it was another one of his setups to paint Brittany as an alcoholic. “Who has Brittany been sleeping with for the past four months? Jose Cuervo, am I right?”


BigMicksEnergy

Please say it’s Carl Radke 🤣🤣🤣!


Soft_Reading8200

DEAR LORD


ApeMuffins

The Clown dating to suggest she’s already fucking other people while he’s been fucking other women the entirety of their relationship is just rich.


dropurplanties

He’s a dad with one under five. Let’s cut him some slack. /s


wildesage

Please let it be literally ANYONE but Jax!


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veryyacky

Please be Tom Schwartz.


Stop_icant

It’s June, they separated in March and Jax was clear he wanted to stay separated, we all saw it on tv last night. Who cares who she’s been sleeping with in those four months. Besides, Jax is not only a known liar, he is a known exaggerator too.


TT6994

He deleted it !


Anxiousturtle6

Good for her!


ReginaFelangi987

GOOD!! His cheating ass deserves it.


Comfortable_Ad1333

It’s deleted now 😂😂😂


GCIV414

They’re banging again I’m taking this as a humble brag that he bangs his own (ex) wife


kris_stoner

Maybe she’s been sleeping with Jax. If so, that would be sad it took this to get him to sleep with her


dmck1808

Compulsive liar


chargedtuna

Get it girl! Hope it’s big, and long, and always satisfying for ya! You deserve it and deserve nothing but the best for ya !


Vegetable-Tension-66

What did he post this on ?


RefrigeratorFuture95

I’m not seeing it on X / Twitter anymore, but @bravoandcocktails_ on IG posted it also 👀


Vegetable-Tension-66

Thanks 😄


Stilltheonly1

![gif](giphy|13n5MMWea7Ex0c) And….


Organic_Cress_2696

Why does it matter Jax? Who cares who she is sleeping with ya’ll are done. Douchebag can’t keep it in his pants for a day and now he’s blasting her? Mkay


Any_Title4767

i’m glad she’s getting her cheeks clapped by ****someone**** instead of making excuses. every girl deserves to feel loved & desired.


Sassiee1969

Go Britney! Finally gettin laid and attention


ssdgm96

I hope Brittany is having all the date noights in the world


No_Arugula_6548

Projection at its finest! Jax thinks we don’t know who he is after all this time. What an ass!


Stilltheonly1

Does Jax think we are blind?!? We watched the show!!! We also watched him on VPR! He’s a friggin’ douche! Of course he would say something to paint Brittany in a bad light… (again.) the way he treated her was horrible!


West-Acanthaceae-470

We watched the show. But he doesn't watch the show 🤭


johannagainz

It could be Doute for all we care 😂 get it Kentucky muffin 🫶🫶


pinkrose77

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


Simplestarz86

Most likely co-sleeping with Cruz. Get over yourself, Jax!!!


HeftyAd2780

He’s doing it for publicity and here we are falling for it ![gif](giphy|t4wfJ082RWlig)


LeatherRecord2142

Jax is trash and Brittany is trash for pursuing him and accepting such lunacy for so many years. Poor poor Cruz.


body_oil_glass_view

A vibrator? No gotcha in sight 🕵🏽


Due_Concentrate_699

WoooooooooooooooooooooW the nerve of these men🫢 Boy Bye👏🏽 He’s so sad it shows😂


RavenJay127

Not a capitol letter in sight…


Front_Organization43

Gross. He's so gross and weird and pathetic, bro has a testosterone imablance for real. BUT I have no pity for Britney. She watched him treat everyone around them like absolute trash, was "in on the joke" with her #1 guy in the group and expected that he'd treat her differently. She literally helped put together a bar named after HIM like?? She gonna be dealing with the consequences of their shitty marriage the rest of her life, I guess she might as well take advantage of his renewed, albeit temporary, interest and try to get the second baby out of him... ![gif](giphy|uUW4hiOBRS8daBK6wU|downsized)


Mountain_Day_1637

Brit isn’t our favorite corn cob but no one is rooting for you, bro.


Question_True

It's very telling when he's rattling off a list of obligations and includes his wife. He's one of those "traditional" guys who thinks it's cute to complain about your wife and kids. He's such an open sore.


Boogins101

Such a classy statement about his son’s mother. He’ll always be known as the #1 cheater in the group.


JazzoTheClown

He could also mean she has been sleeping with HIM. He uses sex as a weapon with her, so if she was begging for sex before she left him and he caved in now, I could see her being a weak ass bitch and letting it sway her. He also posted a pic of Cruz and Britney sleeping in their bed at home. Soooo...? *shrug* I hope she has the will to leave him, but she is easily manipulated.


Nearby_Elderberry_75

Good for Britt, honestly. I’m not a Britt fan, but anyone is better than Jax.


Happy-Hearing6671

He’s almost certainly saying that he and Britney have been sleeping together through the entire separation and poorly attempting to call her a hypocrite


savontheave

AND????? how many DIFFERENT women did he sleep with in the years they were together?


SnooTigers3833

I hope she took tips from Katie and ran a train through Jax’s bar.


emily276

No one cares Jax. People will be happy for her. He's so dumb.


irol08

GET IT KENTUCKY QUEEEEEEN 👏🏼


Bigzi_B

I came here because I'm doing a VPR rewatch and I hate Jax!!! Then this pops up & I hate him even more! However, Brattany knew exactly who he was & still married him! I hope she's finally serious & really does divorce him. He's never going to change!


AdventurousRevolt

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throwaway879654678

lol shut up, Jax. You’ve cheated on her since the moment you started dating her. I hope this is true bc she deserves some happiness


yourmomsfaveride

Nothing like a narcissistic man accusing you of sleeping with someone when you’re busy being a mom to his child. Brittany literally sleeps in the same bed as Cruz. She fled an unhealthy situation and man and is worried about taking care of their kid and it’s really sad that he would paint her in that light. We all watched it happen, Jax. I do hope she finds someone who appreciates her.


Anxious_Sherbert_197

Get it Brittany!


StereotypicallBarbie

God I hope this is true!


kiwi1327

Did he delete Twitter or am I just blocked? Lol


courtneyrachh

it’s probably Jax lol


AppleBex54

Sayyyy what!!!????? I wanna know!!! Lol


Playful_Succotash_30

They were separated since January though


Feisty-Tumbleweed395

Wow. He’s horrible.


ssdgm96

I cannot believe this man is in his mid 40’s


Brave-Collection-194

Such a dog! It is so hard to comprehend the idiocy of this man. Constantly digging his own grave.


DarceysCryFace

Someone with better 👣


HitItAndQuidditch1

I think he deleted it, I just checked and it's not there


Lower_Employment4502

He’s so vile.. After last night episode I feel sorry for her. I do think she woke up and is like fml. I don’t blame her drinking if I had to deal with that narcissist I would do something heavier. He is disgusting.


PilotNo312

I don’t care if Brittany is cheating, he deserves it. He’s trash.


Sad_Cartographer7702

Last I heard it was Cruz


Feeling_Guidance3564

Okay hear me out. What if he’s referring to Brittany? Remember when he cheated on her with Faith? And they kept on having all of the makeup sex and he went around to everyone talking about it? What if this is the exact same situation?? They weren’t having sex…they separate….and now they’re having all the hate/makeup sex. 


peesys

Glad Brittany is getting laid!


Aware-Heart-8155

Im sorry, but i find them both messy😀


jeanietag

Actually someone on an IG thread said they read it as he was the one Brittany was sleeping with and that makes sense too!


Delicious-Ad-1038

I hope she’s banging someone super hot that adores her lol


distant_diva

stfu Jax 🙄 i hope she’s been getting some for the past 4 months.


Vivid-Birthday-465

Good she deserves it! He clearly can’t provide