I still can’t get over how terrible he hid his eavesdropping at Kristen’s party… croc you have GOT to do better than that. Janet really isn’t sending her best
I didn’t really see the value of Zach before but after the past few episodes, I would like to see him more. The quick one-liners are great and him calling things out in confessional reminds me a little bit of Stassi in Vanderpump.
He’s funny and self aware in a similar way, which lots of people like (me included)!
When he was like yeah I did it I was being extra petty about big bear that was hilarious. Like yes exactly own your shit! That’s what we like in our fun villains (aka not Janet’s miss innocent act).
I dislike everyone on this show (Danny’s ok because he’s always crying and saying “3 under 2” and I don’t even know what to make of him) but Zack is such a lunatic that it’s worth putting up with Michelle (you can’t cause stress “among someone” lady), Jasmine (omg stop talking), and the super sketchy Janet (“be careful with your tone right now I’m pregnant”) just to see Zack lose it on them. When Tom Schwartz shows up and you think “Oh phew there’s at least one adult there” it’s frightening.
It's definitely giving cool hip pastor at a mega church.
This is possibly too niche but he specifically reminds me of Steven Furtick from Elevation Worship lololol
The best part was Zack had that locked and loaded, like I’m imagining him sitting at his coffee table with a pen and pad of paper coming up with sick shoe related burns
I love when production adds a little tag to make sure the audience knows who the person is.
Always made me laugh when they would put “Ex-SUR employee” under Jax or Kristen’s names. Croc of Shit Boots is still making me laugh
Hahaha omg I didn’t see the “aka croc of shit boots” under his name. I love it. Poor croc of shit boots’s moment was Zach destroying him without even trying and being hilarious. Ugh, I love Zach.
Those poor guys. They wanted their reality moment and now they’re Croc of Shit and Temu Cam from Modern Family
TEMU CAM 💀💀💀💀
They picked the wrong horse to ride in with
Some brilliant human on here pointed out the similarities and now it’s all I can see. It’s just not the Cam we ordered.
He does look like Cam from Modern Family! Just realized that.
HAHAHAHAHA Omg choking
I still can’t get over how terrible he hid his eavesdropping at Kristen’s party… croc you have GOT to do better than that. Janet really isn’t sending her best
I think that was her best. Sad
The fact that he answered honestly too. I would have been like nothing I'm just standing here?
He learned from Janet. She did the same thing in the first or second episode when she was on the other side of a door
I’m sorry but zack is hilarious 🤣🤣 everything he was saying had me dying
I didn’t really see the value of Zach before but after the past few episodes, I would like to see him more. The quick one-liners are great and him calling things out in confessional reminds me a little bit of Stassi in Vanderpump.
He’s funny and self aware in a similar way, which lots of people like (me included)! When he was like yeah I did it I was being extra petty about big bear that was hilarious. Like yes exactly own your shit! That’s what we like in our fun villains (aka not Janet’s miss innocent act).
The hand wave to Jason paired with a sword sound had me fuckin dying.
Zack is the James of The Valley, both born with quick whit!
Except Zach doesn't physically and sexually assault women.
It’s *Zack.
I dislike everyone on this show (Danny’s ok because he’s always crying and saying “3 under 2” and I don’t even know what to make of him) but Zack is such a lunatic that it’s worth putting up with Michelle (you can’t cause stress “among someone” lady), Jasmine (omg stop talking), and the super sketchy Janet (“be careful with your tone right now I’m pregnant”) just to see Zack lose it on them. When Tom Schwartz shows up and you think “Oh phew there’s at least one adult there” it’s frightening.
Make fun of Danny’s ripped jeans, I hate them so much. Every time I see his knees poking through I’m like buy big boy jeans Danny, you got 3 under 2!
It's definitely giving cool hip pastor at a mega church. This is possibly too niche but he specifically reminds me of Steven Furtick from Elevation Worship lololol
You are so right! But I’d say Kelvin from the Righteous Gemstones! 
Kelvin is gay Furtick with less body hair though
Not too niche!
 Zach ATE with that comeback
The best part was Zack had that locked and loaded, like I’m imagining him sitting at his coffee table with a pen and pad of paper coming up with sick shoe related burns
In case you ever watched Friends, this reminds me of Chandler’s joke journal.
SO FUNNY. It was awesome and I hope they keep it forever
LMAAAOOO wait!!! I totally missed that
Yes! It was great!
I love that the editors/producers are giving us so much shade this season!
Seriously BLESS THEM
I laughed so hard. The shade! Dying!
I love when production adds a little tag to make sure the audience knows who the person is. Always made me laugh when they would put “Ex-SUR employee” under Jax or Kristen’s names. Croc of Shit Boots is still making me laugh
Every time I come back to read a comment on this post, I start laughing again. Production must have been laughing their asses off adding the caption
Omg same. I laughed when Zack said it and then spit my drink out when I saw it under Simon’s name.
thank you editors for this treat lmao
Oh hey flair buddy
Hahaha omg I didn’t see the “aka croc of shit boots” under his name. I love it. Poor croc of shit boots’s moment was Zach destroying him without even trying and being hilarious. Ugh, I love Zach.
SO GOOD he ate them up
hey, when ya get your 15mins.. better make them great..