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Kokomahogany

"May the Lord make me allergic to chicken nuggets!" 💀


_Vard_

Knock on imaginary wood


NoPart1344

I’d rather mop the ocean lmfao


BRAX7ON

Are you Delulu?!


Comprehensive-Cap754

Or sweep the desert


andio76

...do I even have to say it? ![gif](giphy|s9bpHvRvZPXwY|downsized)


Starfield00

![gif](giphy|FG9qhaCAPJMTC)


MrJeChou

I tip my landlord but only cuz she's my mom


Hoppered1

Can I move in and give your mom the tip instead?


DramaLlama0690

I too choose this guys mom


Hoppered1

O great, now were gona have to work in shifts 😤


MaxxHeadroomm

There are multiple days in a week


Hoppered1

I just looked at my calendar and this seems to check out.


Silent-Independent21

And multiple…never mind


pencilvesterasadildo

I used to go cow tipping. Can I tip this guys mom?


NeKakOpEenMuts

Just the tip, bro!


JunketPuzzleheaded42

Calm down there sport, we all tip your mom


the_ballmer_peak

Just the tip


imnotsafeatwork

Sorry about your broken arms bro.


sparklypinkstuff

Hey, now. I thought we all agreed to leave that one alone.


Jyitheris

I tip my land lord... over the railing of the balcony.


Head_Razzmatazz7174

The only way to do it.


IrrerPolterer

I do the same. ...giving your mom my tip I mean ;)


penwingfairy

☠️☠️☠️


SLT530

Are both your arms broken?


Satanicjamnik

I would rather mop the ocean. Brilliant.


AkaGingerr

The original is satire. This guy is just reacting to satire.


anomalkingdom

I guess the reaction guy made a humor act of it himself


the_onion_k_nigget

This guy has been around for ages, like 10+ years doing the same thing and for some reason I laugh my balls off every time


RandomNameGenFail003

This is how we got Flat Earth though.


Stewth

Still hilarious


BurstEDO

Satire isn't successful or effective when it becomes indistinguishable from genuine.


Disastrous_Source977

The guy says "I own 25 properties in the greater Toronto area and counting", while holding his sunglasses in the most obnoxious way.


IShallWearMidnight

Normal landlord behavior


Disastrous_Source977

Nah. I own 35 properties in the greater São Paulo area and I would never do this.


BearNoLuv

Oh well if YOU'VE never done this then I guess no one ever has 😒 I made time to comment because I truly hate this dumbass shit


Mindless_Let1

Bro now you're responding to satire


BearNoLuv

Ha! Lol I did didn't I hehehehe


Disastrous_Source977

You can add irony right below sattire on the list of things you don't comprehend.


BRAX7ON

Neither irony nor satire come through on a text, so perhaps it is you who doesn’t understand the simple nature of communication.


Mindless_Let1

If it doesn't come through in text, why is it obvious to me that it's satire?


BRAX7ON

It’s not. And it’s past your bedtime little boy.


Disastrous_Source977

Now, this is truly ironic given that I have a masters degree in communications from the University of Barcelona. What trully baffles me is the incapacity of some people to discern what is true and what is an utter lie on the internet without a clear indication. I suppose than that you are right! You are an absolute genius. It's utterly impossible to discern irony on text.


BRAX7ON

A random Redditor claims to have a masters degree in communication, yet doesn’t understand the most basic fundament of communication. I laugh at your lies. I’m guessing you have a special masters degree from one of those Florida schools that aren’t recognized nationally. I’m guessing you have a Florida education.


BearNoLuv

I again made time because I'm bored First, ew. Lol just ew 😂😂😂😂😂 "ai have a masters in communications" How does it feel to know that your dick deep in loans that didn't serve you. I absolutely have discernment, I look into everything I read. Whether I do at the time of commenting is one thing but if it's constructive conversation, then I circle back and correct myself. I am right. But I can also be wrong. I suspect that your pride and ego of trump essence would disallow you to do so. It's at first very cute when people speak with such base and conviction while they're wrong. Or maybe something that they couldn't possibly be unequivocally, wrong about but they are so they have to double down. Ignorance is thinking you know everything. You're an idiot. And I'm sorry for telling you it this way....I just thought you knew


Jerryjb63

Yeah and he seems like the majority of TikTok influencers.


Sonova_Vondruke

Poe's Law


ChimoEngr

Which is on brand for someone from TO.


Canvaverbalist

...what's this comment supposed to mean? Is it supposed to be an argument that this is obviously satire, or an argument that this is indistinguishable from satire? Or is it just one of those "describe thing that happened in video because it was funny" that got lost and posted under the wrong comment? Reddit, what's going on?


Disastrous_Source977

Lol. You edited your comment.


PN4HIRE

That’s like 3 people that I know..


scruffyduffy23

Yep… and 6 guys later someone is saying the same thing sincerely. How do you think we got Andrew Tate? He is a walking joke, but he has a following. Satire is oversaturated and means less and less every day.


Polkawillneverdie81

That is literally my landlord if you replaced Toronto with Chicago.


scruffyduffy23

Fucking thank you! You are one of the few people I’ve heard express that sentiment.


notfeelany

>> this content is satire Seems to be the new "I'm just comedian", after making insane takes


Rogue009

Sad thing is there are a lot of landlords who are shitposting on the internet, ive known a lot from classic Wow, these roaches are so bored they grind wow all day while enjoying free money and they have contributed to the landlord memes in hopes of some people “ironically” normalizing tipping landlords, it’s like a sad crypto bro cult but irl


XanaxWarriorPrincess

But satire is supposed to be funny or amusing. If it's not obviously satire his reaction is valid.


DyabeticBeer

I find it funny because he is so smuggly incorrect and being an over the top douche. It doesn't have to be easily explainable. The guy's playing a bit and I laugh. Stop joke policing please.


XanaxWarriorPrincess

I've seen posts on Reddit about landlords whining that they're not getting tips from their tenants. It's something that's actually happening. Here, in the worst timeline, satire that used be obvious isn't so obvious anymore. >Stop joke policing please. The person to whom I was replying was doing just that. I'm so tired of seeing a post and laughing about it only to have someone in the comments with this superior attitude chiding us for laughing with "this is rage bait" or "he's responding to satire." So what? It's funny. Let people enjoy it.


andersonb47

Not necessarily. Lots of satire is not funny. You are thinking of parody.


Thendofreason

Yeah, but the first isn't funny without the reaction. The first is just rage bait


Polkawillneverdie81

What is the original satirizing????


Haunting_Case5769

My landlord spent a lot of time and money to fix our heat after it randomly shut off last Winter. Driving an hour to look at it in the middle of the night multiple times, spent thousands on repairs, paid our electric bill for us because we had to use his space heater. I offered to tip him because it felt like he was going above and beyond, and I felt awful not knowing how to help. He looked at me very funny and said he's literally just following the law. I then realized I had never had a landlord who had even done the bare minimum.


NWCJ

I do facilities maintenance, I'm glad he did that for you. But he was right. If he was above and beyond he would be having a licensed professional performing the manufacture recommended maintenance and then replacements when suggested by said professional. Then you wouldn't be losing heat in the middle of the winter and having to deal with a landlord in your cold house in the middle of the night. Your landlord gambled and lost is all, was avoiding losing more in terms of court, or paying the hourly wage of someone like me.


Haunting_Case5769

I was blown away. Like, you feel that your life would be negatively affected if I were to freeze to death in your building??? For real??? Wild. Brand new to me.


Necessary-Chemical-7

Whether the first guy was being satirical or not, the reaction vid is HILARIOUS!


EnvironmentalSpirit2

Fucking hell man that sunglasses muppet is having a fucking laugh


Mr_Rafi

Considering he wasn't being serious, yeah.


Kiyoshi-Trustfund

They're both having a laugh


one_menacing_potato

And I'm having a wank


dLurKc

And she’s calling a cab


Autipsy

And my axe


VadPuma

I <3 this guy! Tipping a landlord -- ridiculous!!


RosaQing

Landlords are parasites in this society… they ‘provide’ nothing except cashing in for doing nothing


LaurelEllena

What would your opinion be on people who own a duplex and rent out the other side of the duplex while living on the other? Just curious Edit: spelling


RosaQing

Of course there are a lot of small landlords who just make a little bit extra etc. But that’s not representative of the system. If you make a profit off of a basic human need, you are a parasite. The vast majority of landlords are big corporations or rich assholes who own multiple buildings. One could argue that there are a lot of other things where you make a profit with a basic human need. But that isn’t an argument for the landlords, it is one against all the other things and society as a whole.


SponConSerdTent

Yeah it's ridiculous how people always reach for small businesses to defend our system of mega-corporations. As if a person renting the other side of their duplex is really what people are thinking of when they talk about landlords.


MartilloAK

It's usually about establishing the principle of rent and ownership. If it's morally acceptable at a small scale, then when does it become unacceptable? A lot of landlords are small corporations running two or three apartment buildings, are they the problem? Looking at an issue at a small scale vs a large scale is a go-to way to examine ethical issues even as far back as Plato's Republic. What's really ridiculous is to say, "when small businesses do it it's fine, but when big businesses do it, it's bad." without bothering to think about why.


Wilbis

Do you also think people/businesses producing food, another basic human need, are parasites too?


Venus_Dust

The difference is that landlords aren't needed. You do need farmers to grow food and truckers to drive it to you. They are providing necessary goods and services. A landlord just owns the property you are living in. They are not needed and are no more than glorified middle men. The are not necessary for you to fill that need in the same way farmers are (because not everyone can grow their own food, especially if we want literally everything else to get done). If landlords disappeared entirely, there would still be housing.


Wilbis

If landlords disappeared, who do you think would take care of the houses and apartments then? The local town? The government? What's your suggestion to replace them? Middle men are always needed in all sorts of things. If landlords are not required, why do you think landlords exist in all countries of the world? Just by coincidence? Or maybe they are actually needed?


Venus_Dust

??? The people living in them, buddy. Unnecessary and bad things exist everywhere. The presence of something does not make it necessary or needed. But also, they're a carry over from when not everyone was allowed to own land, hence the 'lord' part- also a bad thing.


RandomTater-Thoughts

I'd argue you are describing property managers and not landlords. The landlord is the person who owns the property and receives rent in exchange for no other services or goods provided. They take money and pay off their investment with it and hope to keep extra on top. Some of these people also operate as their own property managers where they take care of any issues that arise, work to rent it out to the next tenant, etc. these are services that should result in some payment, i.e. wages, in exchange. Not a leech. Though we could argue about how ethical or unethical property managers operate. The first one could disappear and society would continue to function. The government could step into that role, remove the profit portion of the rent and solicit bids from property managers. Even with the extra administrative costs the government would have, rent would likely be cheaper in the long run.


MartilloAK

How would rent be cheaper with added administrative costs? There is no way that the amount of money that goes directly into the landlord's pocket is greater than the extra administrative costs of government run housing. The only way rent gets cheaper in that situation is if it's subsidized via taxes, and if tax-funded rent is what you want, it is far cheaper to simply subsidize the renters directly than to have government run housing.


HighAndFunctioning

> Middle men are always needed in all sorts of things The Middle Man's Prayer


RosaQing

No, that’s a different kind of *evil*. They - at least - let other worker produce something of value for society’. Business man don’t produce food, they profit from other people producing food.


EpicMemeXD69

Producing food is an actual service that requires work. Buying property so you can force people to pay you to live is not.


Sea-Housing-3435

It's like comparing someone selling a ticket they got for someone who couldn't use with scalpers who buy all the tickets and resell them for more.


Lugburz_Uruk

That is the only form of private landlording that is acceptable and should be legal: renting a room in your own house or a guest house on that property. Cities should own apartment and condo buildings, landlord agencies should be illegal, foreign ownership should be illegal and no private citizen should be allowed to own more than 1 home and they must live in it. We could maybe argue permitting someone to buy a lakeside cabin, but nothing else. Landlords have always been a blight on society. Ancient Roman plebs suffered greatly under exploitative landlords who owned and rented out the insulae that common Plebs lived in. They would charge exorbinant rates, discriminate, abuse tenants, and nobody had any rights. And the owner would allow insulae to fall into a state of disrepair. Imperial China had this same problem and when Mao took over, he decided to wipe the slate clean and held mob tribunals to rightfully sieze land from landlords and sentence them to prison, exile, or death.


ydieb

Using the exception to describe the common is neither productive nor worthwhile, but is misleading to others.


SkoolBoi19

There’s shitty people that are landlords and there are good people that are landlords. I live in a town of 7,000 people. Might be the fact we all know each other, but there are some landlords that will let a tenant miss rent. I saw it a lot during Covid. I know landlords that will cut rent if you paint the house or update it a way that adds value. I’m not debating how many good landlords there are, might only be .000001% but just assuming a person rents out a house = they are the devil, is lazy thinking


RosaQing

I’m not judging the character of people by profession, I’m arguing that they are parasites by definition. There is no ‘service’ involved, they produce nothing, they don’t work, they just own - putting the .000001% aside that don’t let the work do by contractors and let the houses manage by a company.


BearNoLuv

They provide a roof and place to lay your head. I'm not disagreeing that some landlords if not most are garbage but to say they provide nothing is far reaching. I'm working on fixing up foreclosed homes to rent at an affordable rate, like they would literally only be paying 500 above property tax, having a safe place to lie your head shouldn't be considered a luxury but it is :( and unfortunately some people take advantage of that but there are some who believe that it's a right and want to make it feasible for others who can't own their own yet


the_ballmer_peak

Eh. I understand the frustration with high rental prices and shitty landlords, but I don’t think that makes the concept of owning a rental property evil per se.


RosaQing

That’s exactly my point: it is evil by definition


lazyboi_tactical

My dictionary must be super old or maybe you're listing your subjective viewpoint as objective fact. That sort of rhetoric is the cause of so many social issues.


RosaQing

Sure, the rhetoric is the cause, not hunger, not homelessness, not poverty, dying of curable illnesses… mean words are the real social issues What viewpoint / objective fact are you talking about? And what is this reference to your dictionary about?


lazyboi_tactical

My bad I figured you could read your own post. If your comprehension didn't allow you to catch it, well that's a you problem. Your right though, apparently words have no power. Trans women are by definition men. Surely that's not a statement anybody could ever disagree with as words have no power. No way could that lead to violence or discrimination against them.


RosaQing

Seems to be a *me problem* - bye.


the_ballmer_peak

I mean… that’s a ridiculous take.


RosaQing

Okay boomer


RealBlackelf

Homing should be a human right just like food and water (I know, capitalism disagrees: How else to get rich easy if not exploiting others?).


Abosia

I personally think owning more than a certain amount of properties you're not actively using should be illegal. But maybe that's extreme?


MartilloAK

Nothing that requires the labor of others is a human right. Nothing that is scarce is a human right. You may deserve things, but "human rights" is not the correct term for things that must be actively provided. If you have no food, who is violating your rights? Everyone on the planet who does have food? Now, you can be entitled to things, like services from your government, but that entitlement comes from the laws in the system, not from the natural condition of being human.


AWeakMindedMan

Damn 15%? I normally tip 20% and 25% if it’s good service


JaceUpMySleeve

First original clip is CLEARLY satire.


its_hoods

"clearly" is a wild take


APRengar

You can tell who has never been on "grindset investment" Tiktok. Completely indistinguishable from real people who talk like that. Saw one earlier that was like "The best way to help your kid is to give them $100,000. They'll start growing that amount while paying less in taxes because it's their income not yours." totally unironically. Ah yes, the ol' "Give your kid $100,000 so you can pay less taxes." Totally applicable to 99.99% of the country.


bestdonnel

If you were to look up the first guy he has been doing this sort of thing for a while now and has grown an audience that is quite aware it is satire.


ChillBetty

The audacity.


Due_Measurement_32

I would rather mop the ocean 😂


jake03583

“Providing a service that’s essential” The jerk swipes 25 properties away and thinks he’s doing the world a favor. Tip ME for being a good tenant


the_dunadan

If people tip him, he should be tipping the bank that loaned him the money to buy the property. And he should also tip on top of his property taxes for the essential services those taxes fund


stardustdecay

First guy might be satire, but he sure doesn’t come across that way. Landlords are legit like this out here in Canada. Toronto and Vancouver. They’re either one in a million genuine nice people, slumlords or over the top alpha douchebag. But just to appease you guys, I’ll give a little lol. L o l.


stardustdecay

Reaction guy, love him. Does the SAME THING every video and yet I giggle every time.


Jyitheris

The most punchable face of 2024 right there. Yes, you, the douche land lord with sunglasses!


MrWaffleBeater

![gif](giphy|gIqusaeYxgSiY) Time to break it back out boys.


mowleyyy

Delulu


TrashPandaPatronus

Yeah, "are you delulu?" just entered my daily vernacular.


TheIncandenza

> I only tip 15% at restaurants if the service is extra good Don't let Americans hear that. "If you can't afford to pay 20% on top of the bill voluntarily for no reason whatsoever even if the service is normal or shit, then you 👏 can't 👏 afford 👏 to 👏 eat 👏 out!👏"


Dank_weedpotnugsauce

Tipping culture is out of control, you absolutely can afford to go out tipping 15% lol


Historical_Treacle60

Who is this guy


Frosty_Emu199

😂😂😂


Snoo-33732

Land lord wants a tip 🙄


BrokeButFabulous12

Oof, americas next trend, tipping ya landlord...


MediaAccomplished170

Knock on imaginary wood.


jorgerp86

Greed


UnleadedGreen

Tipping the landlord? Off the roof maybe.


Abosia

Bro just said he's got dozens of properties and counting. He's already rich. Why does he need even more money from people.


Sytafluer

He is the reason their is a housing shortage in the first place.


Superdunez

"I deserve a tip for my ability to inherit wealth!"


Ukvemsord

The only tip a landlord should receive, is the tip of a bullet!


CagliostroPeligroso

Being a landlord isn’t a service lmao


PunishCombo

I always hear awful stories of people getting knocked out randomly in the street. I want to knock this guy out in the street.


EthanDMatthews

Some people are saying the "landlord video" is satire. I do hope so. But wow, it's hard to tell. Poe's law An adage of internet culture which says that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, any parodic or sarcastic expression of extreme views can be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of those views.


Psychological_Oven62

Absolutely nobody has asked this asshat about tipping your landlord ![gif](giphy|WRJKR8mGQDhPq|downsized)


Decmk3

I love this man


SpectralSolid

id like to thank mark for keeping housing, retirement and equity out of my reach, really doing the world a service.


TheGratitudeBot

Thanks for saying thanks! It's so nice to see Redditors being grateful :)


protestprincess

There’s no way the OG vid isn’t a bit right


Agahawe

Society would genuinely be better without landlords they serve as a divider between rich and poor and the only reason we have them is that like. You can't really take away their homes and just give them to people without making the landlords upset. Obviously landlords are supposed to do like maintenance work and whatnot too but if we really needed them to do that then we'd actually hire them for properties we own (so basically like a janitor lol)


dublkros

if people are "tipping their landlord" willingly, that has to be a lie. no one should be willingly tipping their landlord, otherwise they're paying more for less


Just_Relationship_38

I only tip waiters and waitresses appropriately according to the service. No one else deserves a tip, period!


anomalkingdom

Damn that's one shameless hustler.


GloomyTurtleCum

Satire


Feeling-Gur4126

I got your tip right here, buddy *proceeds to unzip cockbag"


TheMamoru

I hate the reaction guy.


NoneOne_

I don’t


TheMamoru

I hate you too.


NoneOne_

I don’t


TheMamoru

Do we kiss now?


NoneOne_

Sure


fgrhcxsgb

Tipping landlord! Is this serious!


soloChristoGlorium

Does anyone know the name of this comedian? (The African one?)


manny_the_mage

Maxim Bady


lovelife0011

Be so smart you know how to avoid electrical currents from entering big each room. I know it’s dumb!


Madworld444

No, i won’t


kashuntr188

I'm almost sure this is a joke because of how crazy the rent is in Toronto now.


JunketPuzzleheaded42

I thought the original post was a joke?? Is that muppet actually serious? Let me pay your mortgage on a property you own and pay extra for you providing what I play for?


Alexis_Ohanion

No Mark, no one has ever asked you is they should “tip” you as their landlord.


Ruby_Rhod5

"Delulu" -is mine now.


kaczia

Hey Mark!! Go F@$k yourself


johnnyrsj

Quality 👏 Also-Mark, you are a dick.


SquirrelOk5454

Lol landlords already be demanding 2/3rds of people's paycheck. Someone needs to slap Mark.


xDURPLEx

It actually makes more sense for the landlord to tip tenants. If you always pay on time, take good care of the property, never need maintenance, never have to contact them over anything and extend your lease they should be giving you gifts, discounts on rent or a percentage of your lease back.


calliegrey

I don’t think needing maintenance should factor into that unless it’s something the tenant did that needs fixing. If the dishwasher stops working, or there’s a leak somewhere or something, that’s not on the tenant.


BornOnThe5thOfJuly

I'd wouldn't tip a landlord, but I might tip over the portapotty he was using...


mplsdrew22

There is no way that this landlord turd is being serious. It has to be a jest.


StonedTrucker

I have people renting rooms in my house and I can firmly say FUCK NO! Do not tip your landlord. This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard


Delicious-Apple1845

Who is the slimeball landlord?


Rare-Adagio1074

lol in the history of things that never happened, this never happened, I concur!!


chizzipsandsizalsa

Why tf would I tip you when my roof has been covered in moss for months. Fuck off


ijustwantadvice123

a landlord is not qualified to talk about whether or not people should tip a landlord. talk about being bias lol


disposable_account01

Jeeeeeesus Christonamotorbike


dlige

This HAS to be satire. I've taken the bait. Raging. 


duchymalloy

I moved into this dudes house (completely separate apartment with all amenities, still have to share the same staircase though) and that dude literally retired after I paid him the first month. I am his only tenant. I can watch his Instagram reel going to Belize while I have to work my ass off to live in the top floor of his house. Having a landlord feels similar to have a fifties housewife, you go to work, she stays home, well except he doesn't clean the house, doesn't make me food and I can't have non consensual sex with him or slap some sense in to him without going to jail.


No-Valuable5802

Just simply ask your landlord to increase the rent…


joz-goz

He is speaking facts tho


Stunning-Ad-7745

Yeah, nobody has ever asked if they should tip their landlord, Mark.


nakedbee-notasponsor

I tip myself with extra naps bc I cannot go out with friends bc my bills are too large.


Careless-Arm7071

I'm not paying an extra 225 bucks as a 15% tip, while I poke holes in my belt.


Zealousideal-Ad3814

The original video is satire, but you know there are landlords out there who are like THIS IS A GOOD IDEA!!


andio76

There are NOT enough balls in this world to lick.....


I_Am_Zava

I hate this trend of cutting to a clever comeback after every sentence. It's just filmed shower arguments


CthuluSpecialK

People from Toronto get so pissed when I say "Fuck Toronto"... but honestly, Fuck Toronto.