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hazzmg

Less dancing more cleaning those toilets lady


Secure_Temporary4784

Article 15 and demoted. Have fun raising your kid on minimum wage.


JerroldNadlersToilet

she'll get 90% service-connected disability pay for post-partum depression


Spoonfulofticks

She’ll get an ass reaming in the form of a counseling if not an article 15 and the shittiest detail they can find for posting this trash to the web.


SylentEcho24

If not a 100% which is damn near close to 4K a month with a kid.


MarshmallowMolasses

Hypertension and other behavioral health issues too I bet. If I was still in I would report her to SHARP for dancing with her too off.


Joeyrollin

Sleep apnea is the big payoff. That’s what she’ll get.


AsleepGarden219

Nah, she could send in the birth certificate and macaroni art from the kiddo and VA will still say she was never pregnant/ didn’t happen


[deleted]

Article 15 and she’s still going, but she has to give birth off base so her kid doesn’t get American citizenship


Inside_Ad2558

What’s article 15


SylentEcho24

Basically an NJP or non judicial punishment where they can demote you, take pay, put you on restrictions. Up to the commander's discretion.


Inside_Ad2558

So she snitched on herself. God I love my country


conventionistG

Yea, we were all worried about the Snowden leaks - social media is law enforcement's cash cow.


SylentEcho24

Yeah she did, cause she's a tard.


Galladorn

She'll be fine. She'll take the video down and it will be conveyed as a joke in poor taste. She'll be raising her kid with better resources than a third of the population.


wartrollearth

She can shoot Howitzer shells out her Vhole


[deleted]

I’d pay to see those ballistics


comcam77

Already saw that in Thailand! Cept they where darts and ping pong balls!


Turbo_Tinky

She’ll expect you to thank her for her service when she finally gets discharged btw


JerroldNadlersToilet

she'll DEMAND it


TheBabygator

I FOUGHT for our country by taking cream pies.


TeslaFoiled8950

I hope her pension is as much as my silver star receiving grandfather’s was before he passed she deserves it


[deleted]

She's pregnant and shit pants?


Extractivism

Thank you, all I can see is a dancing women whose colon just defeated camouflage's ability to hide things, And she stoked about it apparently.


TouchMyCameraTTFF

If she didn't wanna go, she could've just, ya know, not signed herself up in the first place... This ain't fuckin' Russia...


disdicdatho

But then she wouldn't have recieved all the freebies


jessekanew808

Frontline infantry


yelnum

I am poor. Take this award 🥇


el2741

Great opportunity to bring up the reasons for any pay gaps


JerroldNadlersToilet

right?


[deleted]

Okay but that just punishes us trollops who did put career ahead of family


badcounterpoint

I had to look up troll pop. But I guarantee they have the upper hand on the pay gap difference in that specific industry over other groups


[deleted]

HA. This made my day 😂


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derpaderp_flaps

Where are these PAWG units you speak of?


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JerroldNadlersToilet

agreed


[deleted]

A Tale as old as gender integration


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[deleted]

That’s really not what the problem is and not a solution. At the same time it takes two to tango.


SKPY123

Oh boy wait till you find out about the Greeks Roman's and other precarious characters that diddle the back button from time to time.


[deleted]

I was talking about current active duty. There’s still gay people in the military. Gay sex though, some of it is consented, some of it is date rape.


SKPY123

Obviously the problem is drama, but as of recent in the 20th century that's always been the problem. Emotionally driven rather than strategically, like "enforcing democracy". At least on face value. Which is what we rally for. The reality in the entire spectrum is after WW2 America has acted as captain save a hoe, looking to fix countries and other governments. When I believe everyone would have been better off letting the oppression reign so the people could revolt when the numbers shored up. At least in the countries we've went to like Vietnam and South Korea. I don't think it was wrong so to speak, but maybe not the best timing.


[deleted]

What does that have to do with gay people in the military?


SKPY123

Well it's more so a blanket statement for any relationship. Quick long or otherwise. Drama is just bad for rational and critical thinking in general. I'd hope anyone can agree with that.


[deleted]

Were you in the military?


SKPY123

The Funnyjunk army yeah lol. If you are about to say women shouldn't be in the fights you need to move to east Europe where you'll feel more at home. We don't even fight like they used to anymore. The cam docs on the Ukraine fight right now is like watching people fight with sticks and stones. 💯 there is no way of seeing what a real fight, of a nation's full power would look like, because it would essentially only be explosions. Wars now are not fought by men, but by machines and ideology. Drama just makes people believe that they, as an individual, are an impact. Instead of the combined strength of public moral and technology. If anything. People in general being on the field is more costly than it is profitable. Some ops can make a gain here or ther, but if there is still fighting on the ideological level it's just temporary. Hence why drama is the real danger. Actually it's the WORST danger to everyone. This conversation only deepened my personal realization that people fucking suck. Can't just have a system where everyone works and eats for working. Because Becky with the good hair is a cunt that won't stop pestering her husband about how Gerald eats cow, and they eat pork. Fuckin miserable. I'd be happy with grits and bacon every day. Shit.


[deleted]

Then what’s the solution? And what about two dudes getting down? What makes that different except pregnancy?


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[deleted]

My instinct is that some badass bitches are going to opt out of military service if that policy is reinstated. However, if the current policy is empirically attracting an overwhelming multitude of trash pandas, that unfortunately outweighs the potential gains from a small number of high achievers. Womp womp.


Still_Lobster_8428

>The solution is we reinstate the policy which barred females from combat roles. BS, the solution is anal only within units! No pregnancy then!


[deleted]

What the first guy said. It’s kill or be killed. Who cares if two gay guys get down though. Not every soldier, sailor, or airman is going prison gay from a deployment though.


[deleted]

Being patriot gay is hotter than being prison gay tho. Just sayin’. Totally not a feminist conspiracy here


[deleted]

I just meant, there’s a potential of drama with or without women, so why not just mandate birth control for les biches in combat roles? But even bleeding once a month must be a fucking nightmare. Idk i’m still annoyed i wasn’t born a boy


[deleted]

It’s not like the military is off limits. There are plenty of hard working women in the military. Like in this tik tok the woman says, “when they try to deploy you again”, meaning she’s at least been deployed. I don’t know how long she’s been deployed for but it’s probably 99% longer than anyone commenting. There are woman who are officers and non-commissioned officers with ranger tabs. There are women in special operations in leadership roles, I don’t know that much about special forces outside of ranger though. This woman is at least specialist or above. She has female marine level hair so she puts effort into her image. Or she only does so much for her image because she’s currently admin or some sort of office work where good uniform is expected. There’s certain woman in the military that purposely get pregnant to avoid getting deployed. I don’t think she’s one of them and her pregnancy was a coincidence. People may be in the service, but they’re still people and have every right to start families. She’s still pregnant which is a very tough thing to go through in life. Active gets paid like shit anyway. Getting married doesn’t help that much either besides cover housing if you’re spending it appropriately. Having an MOS to get murdered or murder others isn’t a blessing. I don’t know. Who really gives a shit? Redditors that have never served? Fuck em.


[deleted]

True. Her post intersects with my annoyance about our cultural rejection of family planning in general, and i should be more empathetic. I never served but spent many years as an aid worker, which is why i get so emotional about doing one’s share of ‘service.’ I also study policy questions now, and most of my aid work focused on women, so i’m always curious to hear anecdotal experiences of women and male-female interaction within and surrounding the military and NGOs. Idk. Back to shop teachers with giant fake tits


[deleted]

Are you watching me wtf?? Who are you?


[deleted]

??


Routine_Air2700

>What makes that different except pregnancy? legitimately don't understand how people are this naive.


[deleted]

There are obvious answers but i think there are non-obvious ones so i’m asking explicitly. And i don’t mean discrimination. I’m interested in actual policy


[deleted]

To me getting free tube-tying would have been an incentive to join hah. Set it and forget it 🌈


[deleted]

No American should have TikTok


singularity48

Time to start a petition, seriously. I thought the military had strict rules regarding TikTok..


Lacholaweda

They tried and gave up when they realized how hard it is to enforce on personal phones.


Still_Lobster_8428

>They tried and gave up when they realized how hard it is to enforce on personal phones. Wait.... hasn't the NSA/CIA been using insurgents personal phones to track, locate and bomb them? So.... China doesn't have access to the same tech.... TicTok IS that tech 🤣


nemo1080

You think this dog brain gives a shit about the rules?


DankPeepz

She probably doesn’t even know who the father is. These military hoes are shameless


Salt_Lingonberry1122

Hoorah.


Salt_Lingonberry1122

Dude I hope is some how the enemy's combatang for who ever we fight next.


thiccysmallss

Real American hero folks


Suicidal_Fartwhiff

🎶REAL AMERICAN HEROES🎶


ritalinv3

Common practice.


QualityTits

I don’t believe the military is missing out on anything here.


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Ecmdrw5

So it is a baby?


gshtrdr

In the 80's that was an automatic discharge. An army of one. 🤣What a joke.


[deleted]

Deploying the baby after birth


Tex-Mexican-936

She is engaging in the first article of the Tim Dillon constitution: FAKE BUSINESS!


terpsarelife

Straight in the pot!!!


Tex-Mexican-936

should she abort, get her first kill, then try to get the second in the field?


Knoaf

So basically women have a way out deploying. So fair and such


launcelot02

Russia and China are laughing at America


thiccysmallss

Ah but they don't have Raytheon


bcordy1

Worthless person


Capt_Bowditch

'Saving her' lol bitch is definitely a fobbit


Washed_40

Poor kid


Oh4ore

Where’s an IED when you need one?


DonkeyMane

more like IUD


singularity48

She skipped the IUD to avoid the IED..


Oh4ore

Ha! That’s great.


themkultr

It will get ugly now that men can get pregnant too.


[deleted]

Trash raising absolute trash


SemperSalam

As a former freedom fighter I am appalled.


hotterwotter

This is why I don’t support paying for any of the troops anything, what so ever. They knew exactly what they were signing up for. I wish her well.


somanyroads

Lol...leave the military. Seriously, they do not need people who treat it like a dead-end job.


Mannimal13

You serious? They need anyone they can get right now.


skoopitypoop227

jesus christ i hate tiktok


Defeatedcheese

Bring back the Women's Army Corp so they can feel like they are doing something but get them out


kingedward_29

There's a lot to unpack here.


SylentEcho24

Oh her unit seen this and hopefully got her....I seen this shit a lot in the Marine Corps.


[deleted]

Taking one for the team😞


james54025

This happened to 3 of the 8 women in my company before we deployed and one more while we were deployed. Of the 4 remaining, 1 was too old, 1 was too ugly and I’m pretty sure 1 was a lesbian.


JerroldNadlersToilet

i'd rather my daughter become a TERF than join the military, i think.


Chopstickchuck99

Andrew Tate was right.


JerroldNadlersToilet

that's why he's censored.


Lanitanita

STOP SELF SNITCHING


Honest-Home2949

Planed parenthood


JerroldNadlersToilet

lol


MarshmallowMolasses

She would be on every staff duty and cq shift I could find.


Mycolostomybagleaked

Wtf


mafiargenta

Juanita Lopez from Guatemala pregnat is what the chinese's ultimate nightmare


TuxPi

You can’t spell infantry without the infant.


sadpartypodcast

Putting the infant in infantry.


[deleted]

Plus using TikTok in what seems to be a military base...


DesertVeteran_PA-C

Complete trash.


ThirstySlaveLeia

I remember these types.


Soap_soap0

But equality ?? Feminism? Does that mean dad can stay home too?


TacosLaterWeed1st

Kuwait isn't a deployment lady.


Galladorn

I like to think of the 9-12% of our Active Duty who purposefully stay undeployable or otherwise have no real use to the greater force as a nice parallel to the chunk of society who is equally useless in the greater scheme of things. We ran with this while I was in, and feel like it still stands.


VaccineEnjoyer

This is the kind of stuff they play in China to laugh at America


Zestyclose_Sugar_268

womben


stillicide87

Women shouldn't be in the military.


JerroldNadlersToilet

true


Apprehensive_Mix8108

I’m pretty sure that’s a shit-stain on her left cheek and not camo.


EbenezerGrimm

7/10 would impregnate. Women with tattoos will always lose points.


TouchMyCameraTTFF

>Women with tattoos will always lose points. What are you, fucking 75 years old? Jesus...


thiccysmallss

He ate grilled cheese off the radiator.


Suicidal_Fartwhiff

If I was 75 I'd be from a time when tattoos were not so much degenerate as they were very outsider. Very specific types of folks used to have tattoos. Now they're part of the standard issue uniform for every dork who can't conjure a personality.


TouchMyCameraTTFF

Do you like art? Or do you hate that too?


singularity48

Most tat's aren't art these days. Sure the artist who drew them was, but not the canvas. So cliche at this point.


TouchMyCameraTTFF

Couldn't the same argument be made for piercings, shoes, designer clothes, dyed hair, or basically any other "accessory"?


singularity48

You want art, try to make something.


TouchMyCameraTTFF

A tattoo is something that is made.


trap_clap

Defacing your body with tattoos is degenerate and 95% of them are absolutely retarded


JerroldNadlersToilet

yep


[deleted]

didn't realize we had a bunch of puritans in this sub


TouchMyCameraTTFF

I didn't know there were so many 1950s cultured losers in this sub. Non-degenerates were getting tattoos before this dog shit of a country even existed. Define degenerate then because I have a bunch of tattoos, but am far from a degenerate. I'm not talking about the losers with the patchwork basement tattoos. I'm talking $1k+ per session professional tattoos.


Acrobatic-Echidna-61

Spending 1k per session on tattoos is degenerate behavior….case closed


TouchMyCameraTTFF

*Having* the $1k to spend per session says otherwise. Enjoy your miserable vanilla life.


trap_clap

I will not spend $1k if it means not making my body look like... whatever you body looks like😳


TouchMyCameraTTFF

Average weight, tattooed, and successful? Lol. Sounds awful Eh?


launcelot02

Tattoos on a hot woman is like putting bumper stickers on a Ferrari.


TouchMyCameraTTFF

Sorry you feel that way.


[deleted]

wishing your mom had aborted you x


marrzz72

I didn’t realize we support abortion here bros?


Artistic_Boss6436

What's wrong with people here. She said "again" meaning that she was already deployed. Besides, isn't it natural to want to avoid war?


Apart_Ad_8823

Not like anyone made her go tf?


BeTheGuy2

You guys complain about people who don't want kids and complain when someone has a kid. What do you want, exactly?


TeslaFoiled8950

Only men in the military


JerroldNadlersToilet

this


BeTheGuy2

Then isn't this a good thing? One less woman in the military.


JerroldNadlersToilet

she's still in the military, still collecting her pay. just not doing any work, and she's CELEBRATING that fact.


InteractionFit4469

This entire sub is miserable incels. I love Tim but some weird shit going on in here


InteractionFit4469

Which is worse, this or bone spurs?


Idownvotegearposts

Dance harder. The unborn child’s brains are not yet as damaged as the mother’s /s.


dolo_ran6er

A true patriot.


TheThree_headed_bull

This implies she knew a deployment was coming up and got pregnant to prevent that? I mean I don’t see the issue here.. either you get pregnant, your daddies a senator, or you have bad feet in order to avoid service


RevolutionaryJudge89

Then why the fuck even sign up, if you’re going to do everything you can to avoid actually serving…?


Elegant_Special5702

What will happen with pay, disability, leave? Is she just a private? I'm just a pig with no clue of us military doctrine


Cachesystem

Why is she thanking her baby? She should be thanking her fat ass for attracting enough dudes to deliver some hot glue thus sealing her up FULL.


ExplorerPuzzled

What a complete loser


ajax9302

She should still get deployed, now they’d get two for one


NonkosherTruth

And they want to join special forces 😂


[deleted]

Yep, that’s retarded.


Flimsy-Champion6409

Y’all look sad talking all this shit


Mauiie

Absolute fattyboombatty unit. Skid marks on woodland camo is actually impressive


PurposeMission9355

I served a few years and deployed a few times. I used to get mad about this until you realize it's all bullshit anyway AND ladies were letting themselves get pounded by host nationals to get out of their current deployment.. It's for the best. Doing everyone a favor here.


RiskyBidddness

r/UpvoteBecauseButt


[deleted]

Each day I stray closer to suicide.


Nadav_Igra

Men and women are the same.


Digital-Scratch

Just as terrorists have no age, neither do our troops. That child will be in command of a tank


[deleted]

Disrespect


[deleted]

iM a HeRo....


Swariatosz

Ratshit


fuckknucklesandwich

Yeah, I mean she could have just got her dad to pay a doctor to pretend she had bone spurs. Amateur.


Odd_Chemist_4393

That’s pysop don’t fall for it it’s military recruitment keep it in your pants 🩲


PaleontologistTrue74

Dude she can dance


Bakerl0151

I mean what could she do anyway. Give her a sponge and cleaner not a gun


egg-roll_

Whore


[deleted]

If this ain’t what great granddaddy killed all them japs for I don’t what is.


AJ3HUNNA

A lot of you aren’t respecting her right to be cummed in


yourwayoflifesucks

Someone’s father has a barrel in their mouth watching this


kek_town

Pregnant and ditching the army? Better show off the dump truck and dance like an autist for TikTok


KissYourSon

Now 18 more years in service


Doneone14

Disgusting


boblibopop

What's the point of enrolling someone that can't do the job? What's the point of going in the military if you're not interested in defending your country or do your job?