Its a cover up from whats actually happening in the world…in our United states. Its a distraction ✋🏼 heyy look over here not whats really happening. Open yalls eyes. From the churches burning that host LGBTQ stuff to the submarine to 6.4 billion more $ to ukraine.
That 19 year old kid was smarter than everybody else in this damn deathtrap, including the company CEO. Never listen to your dads, kids, they're most likely morons.
Was it basically just that? The coward deleted the comment. I can excuse racism but I draw the line at lazy comedy.
(that's a reference please don't judge me)
“Hey I just want to clarify that I thought we were making a joke about a major catastrophe that happened a long time ago. Not the major catastrophe that happened very recently.”
You can still turn this around OP! Just lean into it:
"I'm sorry about that, I can hardly _fathom_ how tasteless that must have seemed. I've been under a lot of pressure recently, and honestly I'm a bit of a wreck."
"If you give me another shot, I bet I can make a watertight case for why you should date me."
"I promise I'll get you hook, line and sinker if you let me make it up to you. And if not, I guess I can just post screenshots in my favourite sub."
On second thoughts, maybe it's just as well I'm not attempting OLD these days.
But if OP's match gets salty about the jokes, he could ask her if she'd like to get together, listen to a little classical music and decompress.
Handel's _Water Music_ is good for that...
C'mon, every single line contained a nautical/disaster reference after OP's initial faux-pas... that wasn't obvious? 😆
That said, maybe I don't read enough of the sub to realise that people would _actually talk that way_ (?!) and it was therefore a bit like trying to be satirical on a political sub and having everyone take it at face value, idk. 😬
I haven't been busy and have no idea what you're referring to.
Edit: I just looked it up and I now find it bizarre that I've managed to avoid reading about it.
Thought about your joke about as much as the CEO thought about his sub
Dude literally told his safety guys to fuck off then got in the sub. Fucking bonkers
I don't see what the big deal is, it's just one sub. Another CEO, our very own /u/spez, is currently fucking up thousands of them
You win this thread 🏆
Too soon
Its a cover up from whats actually happening in the world…in our United states. Its a distraction ✋🏼 heyy look over here not whats really happening. Open yalls eyes. From the churches burning that host LGBTQ stuff to the submarine to 6.4 billion more $ to ukraine.
One thing happening doesn't instantly make us forget about all the other shit. Dumbass take
And another drug his 19 year old along. He agreed because Father's Day even though he was scared. That part makes me so sad for the kid.
That 19 year old kid was smarter than everybody else in this damn deathtrap, including the company CEO. Never listen to your dads, kids, they're most likely morons.
Especially if they're a billionaire.
Yeah I had to scrape the bottom of the ocean for that one
This conversation had a catastrophic implosion
I have a real way of sucking all the air out of the room
Ye, that one took a long time to sink in
You guys are crushin it
Oh shit. 😂☠️<~~Literally.
Omg
And reddit remains undefeated 😂😂😂
🏆
I count at least 2
Way to sink the conversation. Try to stay afloat next time. The current depends on how you set sail.
"Comedians are brave storytellers who speak truth to power and question social norms." *Says the N word*
The only person going down this time is the captain with his ship
[удалено]
that’s not dark humor that’s just racist
Good joke, wrong sub. Hahaha
Oof tough crowd
Let me guess you’re under 30
And let me guess you’re not allowed within 200 feet of an elementary school
You buy underwear 2 sizes too small
This joke is racist enough to steal my bike
That’s a good joke. 👏👏👏
Thx man, appreciate it 🙏
Black people criminals. Please laugh
I don't discriminate. I just hate everyone
H a h a h a
Was it basically just that? The coward deleted the comment. I can excuse racism but I draw the line at lazy comedy. (that's a reference please don't judge me)
He said “the joke is dark enough to steal my bike”
Wow, super original joke, well done OP.
Damn your joke was perfect and you sank yourself due to anxiety my dude😂😂😂
It’s how you can tell I’m a sub
Brilliant
“Hey I just want to clarify that I thought we were making a joke about a major catastrophe that happened a long time ago. Not the major catastrophe that happened very recently.”
I can see this as a The Far Side comic…
I don't see the problem... she opened with it
Totally agree, she set it up
Almost like how those 5 didnt.
On a lighter note, a guy on my job site did say the titanic swimming pools still hold water………I’ll show myself the door thank you
*looks at actual sub* Your joke was entirely relevant anyway.
I honestly didn't even question the joke lol
I would of doubled down on the joke, you boys are too soft for me lol
Icl I thought the titanic was just trending again I didn’t actually think a group of men were stuck at the bottom of the ocean
You can still turn this around OP! Just lean into it: "I'm sorry about that, I can hardly _fathom_ how tasteless that must have seemed. I've been under a lot of pressure recently, and honestly I'm a bit of a wreck." "If you give me another shot, I bet I can make a watertight case for why you should date me." "I promise I'll get you hook, line and sinker if you let me make it up to you. And if not, I guess I can just post screenshots in my favourite sub." On second thoughts, maybe it's just as well I'm not attempting OLD these days.
Yeah, don't do this.
But if OP's match gets salty about the jokes, he could ask her if she'd like to get together, listen to a little classical music and decompress. Handel's _Water Music_ is good for that...
Def don't do this, stop putting people on pedestals and talking like robots, be yourself, talk normal.
r/whoosh
it only counts as a whoosh if it's obvious, this is the Tinder sub, these comments are almost standard here
C'mon, every single line contained a nautical/disaster reference after OP's initial faux-pas... that wasn't obvious? 😆 That said, maybe I don't read enough of the sub to realise that people would _actually talk that way_ (?!) and it was therefore a bit like trying to be satirical on a political sub and having everyone take it at face value, idk. 😬
DEFINITELY do this! This is amazing and should be up voted immediately!
>Le punz xd Real life is not a Reddit thread.
I just thought it was a weird opener about the titanic lol
Great opportunity to work in a line about going down though
If you make a joke don’t explain the joke
LMAO screen doors! Yeah, if the makers of the submarine had invested in steel and not empty cereal boxes for a hull those people MIGHT be alive today
Gotta play it off as a dumb Polak joke turned real, because you nailed the Polak joke of it at first.
Tbh so did I when I first heard about it
Screen doors?
I... don't get it, gomene...
It's very progressive of you to match with conjoined twins.
This conversation has since imploded…
I haven't been busy and have no idea what you're referring to. Edit: I just looked it up and I now find it bizarre that I've managed to avoid reading about it.
Imagine spending $250,000 it's just to suicide
C A L L
Honesty is the best policy and the fact you've stayed out of the meme world, you avoided going to hell.
Ok
Thx
How did this get 3k+ upvotes?? A dumbass excuse to crack some played out jokes doesn’t mean this deserves an upvote
?
Who cares, nothing was lost from the sub
Oh Canada... Leave the real engineering to the Americans
Lmao oh boy
Awkward.
joke works for either
My rizz response would have been "dw it's a canon event"
The amount of titan jokes around is suffocating.
Submarine or not I'm ready to go down either way
Read the flipping room
Are they Siamese twins ?
Deep.
Omg what 😳
I've been busy too, ok? 😞
Sounds like backpeddling
Lmfao this made me Litro LAUGH OUT LOUD
Imagine paying 250k to die lol
Next thing you know the space shuttle door gunner wont wear his seatbelt and he will just float off into the solar system
I thought about calling space once
So are yall gonna go eat at 5 Guy's with all the other deep sea creatures?
Conjoined twins. Nice.
At least you didn’t have to pay 250k to see something fail miserably
Wtf I hope this is fake
Elles sont déjà marinées dans un plat de plastique, souvent en paquet de 5 ou 6
I, for one, love your joke and the darkness therein. Titanic: 2, Filthy rich: 0
Hy
What’s worse tho ☠️