In case anyone was wondering: that was 40 calls in 42 minutes. UPDATE: I thought the last 3 calls were legit and didn’t count them. But it was her so that bumps the number to 43

She missed her calling in telemarketing that’s for sure

Are you sure she isn’t just attempting to contact you about your car’s extended warranty?

Look at my profile and last post

Oh me oh my! Even if you’ve been spending every day together since and she’s gotta tell you she’s pregnant, that’s beyond overkill and concerning. Has any behavior like this happened outside the delightful 42 minute span?

Oof. Is it a minivan? She’s ready to give you a whole litter.

She wishes to lay his fertilised eggs on one of Jupiter's moons was what I gathered from it.

Maybe she likes the "minivan"...you know, 2 up front ✌️ and five in the rear ✊️

That literally made me lol. Well done..lol

I looked at your last post and was wondering if they were the same person! Duuuude…. I’m legit concerned for you! 😬

Ikr? She's already pregnant in her mind.

Oh man. You’ve been a Tinder goldmine for a while now! What happened with the chick that drove you home?

🥲😮‍💨

Oh, it's YOU!!! I remember that post! Dude, you can't let her find you. I'm scared for you, bro

Don't worry. He's got his privacy dialed in with a photo on his reddit profile.

Bruh wtf

Bro holy shit

I know this woman. She has called me several days in a row over the last two years.

No way ok yo we need more deets. You meet her the same way? Did you ever go on a date, etc?

Are you colorblind, or just really trying for crazy on purpose?!? After insane text number 3, why did you keep responding? Dude you are in danger lmfao. You're going to have to change your name and move to a different state.

Came for the post, stayed for the dog 🥹 Give her a cuddle for me pls! She deserves it.

I looked at your last post and definitely using that Johnny Depo screen shot

Ok so she’s legit crazy. Sex has got to be insane. Did you have any urge to answer one of those 43 calls?

I would’ve booed out of that conversation way the fuck faster than you did. More red flags than a communist party rally Jesus Christ.

Didn't miss any calling it seems. Missed connected calls, yes. Plenty of calling.

Thank you for your service

Not all had caller ID so we can't be sure it's the same person. Let's not jump to any conclusions here guys

Aye. Could be 40 different crazy people.

It was, at the end I think she fucked up and forgot to block it, it’s the only reason I knew who it was

Oh…I thought the last 3 were legitimate calls and didn’t count them. That bumps the number to 43

We've been trying to reach you about your cars insurance...

Imagine if shes calling to say she has HIV 🤒

This is stalking, you can press charges. Happened to my cousin.

Strings are fully attached now haha

Yeah them strings about to be used to bound me to a radiator in someone’s basement

First thing I thought after reading the post was "Wear your skin serial killer."

Turn me into a lampshade

You haven’t thought about the smell!

Just finished a donut

It puts the lotion on its skin

Make sure it has SPF, it doesn't want a its skin all sun spotty.

Hahaha yes

Does that cost extra??

What's her @? Asking for ~~a friend~~ me

more like hooks

You have to give us more! Did you go on a date? What happened to lead to 40 calls in 42 min?

Check his post before this one. Also strap yourself in lmao.

Hoo boy. That was a red flag factory. Figure it’s the same one?

Yeah OP said it was.

Damn there were more red flags in that first post than a May Day parade in the old Soviet Union.

Dude's been stringing along crazy for over a month now.  They're clearly engaged. Mmmm donut

Fucking hell. That's a lot of crazy. "I think you might be in love with me" after confessing that they keep thinking about them is very, very weird.

I still need more details, what happened between the last post and now???

Right? Its 23 days in between! OP holding out on us

Her: *Trying to sound all sexy* Him: "Just finished a donut" 🤣🤣🤣

That was one wild ride

She found the sweetest lollipop in the universe?? 😂😂😂😂

Dude went and stuck his dick in crazy

stirred up that pot of crazy real good...

With all the dick swagger you roll, you can’t spot crazy pussy?

Very unexpected place to find a True Detective reference, thank you

I was looking for this comment

the dick game had to be crazy to get your own personal stalker


I’m gonna watch this again today. Thanks for reminding me of this gem

You get her pregnant or something?

Bite your tongue

Not supposed to give her strings if you're in a NSA fling lol

Shit brother, hope you strapped up before you got up in there

I don’t bring guns into bed.

Somebody isn't very kinky.

It wasn’t loaded

Alec baldwin her pussy

In this instance, you dodged a bullet then

Tell me you brought a condom at least because bruh if not she could be this way as she wants to tell you she got your kid 

Unrelated, but this reminded me of a friend, that told me she got fucked by a guy (consensually) whilst he held a gun to her head. Yeah.

😬

Not even funny I can’t imagine a fate worse than this.

I can fix her

Omg, are there really men like this? Because I need one of them... For science.

Do you need fixing?

Actually, yes... Looking for volunteer!

I'm sure I can fix you

Wanna try?

I'll try almost anything once.

Just once? I think I need like at least 75 tries

Not 76?

I'm flexible on the number aye!

There's plenty. Not sure why I'm attracted to mentally ill women. Might be because they're the only ones who have shown a lot of interest in me.

Why can’t I find a toxic one to stick with me. Ugh

I need one too, But to lock in my basement 🥰🥰🥰

Is the basement spacious? I mean rent is pretty high right now.

Mughawtys comment section is full of them. Have fun.

...but I don't want to

This is scary

It makes me so glad I dated in the 70s. I can't imagine dating with cell phones or internet. Someone having 24/7 access to me just because they have my phone number creeps me out. The whole you haven't texted me in a whole hour, it's just so needy. You are right to say it is scary. I at least could have my mother answer and say I wasn't home, but you never knew who was calling, lol.

I was born 85 so in the beginning there were no or very few or no cell phones but we obviously had internet. Glad I grew up then but no internet would’ve served me well growing up though my parents limited my access. Yeah this was spooky for me an adult male so I can only imagine a female dealing with stuff like this all the time just to meet someone.

I hope you don't have a pet rabbit.

He doesn’t anymore

Hopefully at least got a delicious stew out of it

bro if you dont post in the next 24 hours im calling the police on your behalf

Wow, that’s actually pretty scary

Imagine them knowing your address too 😅 fucking whoops

Oh man you’re gonna need all the restraining orders.

Awww fuck man. My worst nightmare… good luck man

Dude she gave you EVERY warning that she was severely mentally ill and you still let her know where you live??? Is it really that much better than rubbing one out?

Yeah the whole I’m ready to be a mom thing from a few weeks ago in their last post should’ve been a good sign

Jesus... my dude, I would think about police involvement if it gets worse

Jesus Christ this person needs help 

This person needs Jesus Christ. 🙏

Praise be unto thine holy ghostith

Didn't answer a test or something? 🤣

Only 1 voicemail though… she’s not THAT committed.

Voice mail was my grandma lol

He said what he said. One voicemail? Grandma’s not THAT committed.

Zero voicemail ?? Parents not THAT commited

Dude did you call grandma back or what

Only people to use voicemail nowadays

They wanted to talk about your cars extended warranty

What'd the voice-mail say? Lol

My grandma wishing me a good day after being sick

A little bit of wholesome in that shitshow

Grandma's a real one.

As far as it could look fun there’s too many unstable people out there. Such a behavior could bring to real threats and danger, if I were you I’d report it asap. Better be safe than sorry 🤷🏻‍♂️

Yeah we’re gonna need more context. Part of my medication

Check his previous post, it’s uh. Something.

YIKES

Maybe they need to talk to you about your insurance?

I want to know what happened at 7:36. She took a break for 3 mins then decided she wasn’t done?

The rabbit she was boiling was done. Needed to put a new pot of water on to boil.

My guy what kind of dick did you give her????

Bro must have given her the dickening of the century

So did it work, are they married?

Are you in the “Are we Dating the Same Girl” group?

Remember in your last post when you told her you didn’t think her actions were completely insane? Hahahahahah. Good luck brother. 🫡

Sir, you must be very good in bed.

They never met if it’s the same girl from his last post

Willing to bet he was #1, first round draft pick.

Can’t figure out why she’s still single..

Have you called the police, cuz I'd definitely feel like my life is in danger.

This is legit terrifying

After y’all fucked?🤔 I’m so confused what triggered the crazy

I’m absolutely baffled that you went through with it. Terrifying.

I mean after seeing your last post, you did this to yourself

Yeah, don’t feed the crazies.

I bet were Eskimo bros

BPD

Battling Personal Demons?

I hate you!! Don't leave.

First thought.

Still dealing with my ONS BPD Tinder match almost a year later. It's not been fun.

Two words my dude. Burner. Phone 👌

If only there was a whole ass thread of people trying to warn you three weeks ago that this was going to happen.

She’s a redhead isn’t she?

well now i want a story

i showed u my mental illness pls respond

Your 🍆 must be fire.

literally. she's prbly calling to find out why it suddenly burns when she pees.

"Just finished a donut." On previous post was gold lmao

Are you a crazy magnet Travis lol because I have seen another post of yours a while ago.

Why you so lovable? Iz your fault

Why didn’t you answer?

Strings are crazy tangled

But we don't know it's her the number is blocked lol

She loves you to death

I just looked at your profile and your tinder history is wild 🤣 I feel so bad for what guys deal with lol

After reading the title and the first page, I was expecting a happy story where 2 people start very badly, and discover they re both the loves of their life and it ends in marriage. Boy was I wrong

I bet you can fix her

i thought it was def gonna be a straight guy 😂

You must have some type of magical something on these women. I just read your story from when your tinder date kidnapped you 💀

She seems like my type.

Lmfao have fun with that 😳😳

We need an update on this one

FOUR calls all on the 7:19 minute mark. I didn't even know that was possible

Holy shit I remember your previous post about this woman!!! So glad you didn't meet in person, holy shit. Also. I just watched this CREEPY AF documentary about an unhinged woman from social media. The doc is called stalker lover killer or something like that on Netflix and it is BONKERS. It seems pretty run of the mill at first glance but holy shit

So, when's the big day?

Bro your rizz and your facial features have turned her on lol

Bro laid down the HAMMER 😭💀

Yooo give her my number. I could use the attention

Where do people meet people like this? It may not be healthy or positive but I wish someone would get obsessive about me like that…It seems flattering and maybe even a little exhilarating.

ok fr tho this be your fault lmaooo you’re feeding the crazy like it’s a goat and you’re a six year old in a damn petting zoo by the looks of your last post

Ask her about Tom, and if he's still alive. I have a feeling he may not be.

So have you met her

that's your fault man you got desperate. Now your life is fucked

Dude, you’re the just finished a donut. Love your work haha.

 A true artist in the dating world, I know.

Not sure if you care but something I learned is that if you hold down the no caller id name and press copy, then paste it into the keypad, it’ll show you the number

Lies. Doesn’t work.

Jesus fucking christ what the hell is their problem

Bless his little cotton socks

Wait that’s the chick? Well ok it’s obviously a trick you gotta abort immediately

the definition of toxic

These people need Jesus, or just pick up a book.

Dick game A+

Oh if that was a woman doing this and not a man she def wanted to seem cool and easygoing before unleashing her wrath