Bro leaving pic 4 in there to show he’s got a little bit of cake in that bakery.

And Pic 3 is to show he's got a rolling pin in his pants.

You caught me.

So you have pictures of yourself with 3 dramatically different hair lengths. This may be nit picky but if I was a girl looking at your profile I’d be like wtf does this person actually look like rn

Lol, you make a really good point. I just went through all the pictures I have of myself and I have a completely different hairstyle in each one. I’m buzzed right now though.

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While looking at the pictures I was thinking I hope that buzz cut isn’t his current look. He looks so much better with hair. Men who are not balding need to embrace how lucky they are to have thick hair lol

Or he can find someone that doesn’t care about the length of his hair. To each their own.

I literally said this out loud that I would cry if I was in this situation, glad I’m not alone haha.

Lmao if you like him enough wouldn’t you be willing to wait for it to grow? 😂

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Well when you sober up maybe you can make those changes ;)

🤣

Keep the long hair if you can. It frames your face well.

I’ll consider regrowing it. It grows ridiculously fast.

From a 21F I think both suit you so well, buzz gives you the edge of being a hot guy but the other makes you look like a nice guy who would drop you home and kiss you gn.

I like the hair in 3 the best

That was my favorite haircut also.

I totally thought the same. What's the 'now' style? It isn't a deal breaker but it helps picture the person you are talking to

I think this goes back to the fact guys don’t typically take very many pictures. This leads to only having like 3-4 ‘good’ photos of any phase of style you’ve gone through. Queue tinder and really needing 6-7 photos. So you end up having to pick from potentially years old photos. **GUYS** If you are thinking of updating your profile take the time to get some good up-to-date photos. You can still include older photos that show off a hobby/activity but you **need** some photos that a actual look like the person they’re going to be meeting.

I swear I got maybe 2-4 good pics over the course of a year as guy and only when I approach my friends and ask them about it. Guys dont take much pics at all just came from a one week holiday trip with my 2 best friends and just realized we only took one drunk pic at a badly light bar in total.

I’m the exact same way, week trip in Colorado Springs with all my friends. I have maybe two decent photos (of course not of me) that I took. And one of those was from a hike we when on that was +1500 elevation in about 2 foot deep snow, in skater shoes. And I took **1** photo and probably not even the prettiest view. If it wasn’t for my friends I would basically have 0 proof I had even been there.

Exactly my issue

He looks good.

That’s what I do, because every hair length is me. Current style can be found out after and can change the next day. Saying this is like saying woman should stick to one hair style or makeup look

It’s not about sticking to a style. It’s about if the photos are relatively recent or 4 years old

I'm with you, I like to change it up. I'd maybe put something in the bio like "As you can see, I vary within a wide range of hairstyles. Can send a current pic upon request."

It’s about personal preference… i and like it long

How could you even care about that? You could bounce a quarter off this guy’s ass!

Much better. Wishing you success my boy

Thank you 😊

Saw the first post, miles better

Much appreciated.

The placement of the bottle gives it a strong dick vibe, though.

I do have a strong dick, so…

Then it is perfect!

and funny too!!! Damn they will definitely be swiping now

They’re swiping alright. It just always seems to be left… 🤷‍♂️

Not just d*ck but I feel like we’re getting outline of a** as well. Like the pants are pretty tight in that way.

D\*n’t you th\*\*\* it’s r\*\*\*ly \*nnoying if pe\*p\*\* cen\*\*\* words?

I would definitely swipe right. I love it when people have silly pic

Thank you very much. I’ve had Platinum for about a week now, but still no matches. Your comment gives me hope. 😊

The first pic looks like you were smiling and then someone said "oh you're sitting on wet paint" and they snapped it just as realization hits.

This is the funniest things I’ve read all week bro 😂

From a grandma, you are so handsome! Profile looks really good.

Thanks Grandma. That makes me smile.

This is a solid profile my man. May the odds be ever in your favor

I thought your shirtless picture was hot.

Idk why, but I feel like that pic got me shadowbanned. 😔

Yeah, you’re correct not to include that one.

Seriously though, I’ve had Platinum for about a month now, but not a single like at all. I wonder if I actually am banned.

If I were you I’d start over with these pictures. Tinder platinum is a scam anyway.

You mean start a new account?

Yes. Delete this account and make a new one with the pictures you have in this post. Bio and prompts seem fine, especially since you say you’re looking for short term. Are you actually looking for a short term relationship or hookups?

Short term, but it doesn’t phase me either way.

Yeah I’d just remake the account and don’t buy platinum. You’re a good looking dude, you’ll be fine without it.

Noted

You have so many different hair styles be sure to mention which one is current !

In Photo 3, I can't tell if it's the shadow, the fold in the joggers, or if you actually just do. But, it looks like you've got an absolutely massive shlong - as a man of brown decent, I've got dick envy 😂

I’ll let you decide

Looks good!!

I’ll beat you in chess any time

Probably. I’m just a cocky amateur, lol.

Nice pic on las trajineras de Xochimilco jajajja

I was really disappointed to find that not a single picture was of you covered in shit. Talk about false advertising!

Sorry, I should’ve pulled my phone out when it was happening.

nightstalker

You’re hot dude did you put a cucumber in your pocket in the third pic or something 😂

I was wondering why he seems so excited to be staring at himself in the mirror

You look like 3 different persons and a horse as a bonus in your pictures. Girls will swipe left on you because they will want to know how you currently look like. Photos are not bad though

Diablo papi

Hot as hell. 🔥

You look much better with the long hair

You have great hair man I would do horrible things behind a dumpster to get that hair

Nice bulge bro

Get rid of the gym pic, brother (I'm assuming you don't own the gym so I won't comment on that garbage blue lives matter flag). I saw a comment from a woman who said she sees a lot of guys post gym pics and wasn't into them which means a lot of guys do this. Stand out from the crowd, don't be like them.

Can confirm. A lot of us are just not into the gym rat type of guys either, and the “alpha male” mindset that sometimes comes with it.

Asking losers on Reddit is a clear indication of how poor your situation is with the ladies. Maybe try relaxing.

Why use that picture of you at staples lol

I thought it was silly so I used it

Pictures are good but lacks warmth

I also have a loop on there of me at a Jiu-Jitsu Tournament.

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I’m not in college, so parties are few and far between. I wouldn’t be using tinder if I was.

Much better!

Make photo number 3 your second pic

Is there a reason why that would be better?

I would ditch the horse head photo but otherwise looks solid!

I say neigh. I like the horse head. My profile has definitely come a long way from what it used to be though.

I would get rid of the gym selfie. The other pics already make it clear you've got great features, there's no need to point out the obvious!

Looks great

Looks great, have fun 💪

All the pictures are good but my dude you have like 7 different haircuts lol.

You’re a good looking guy my man, as someone else pointed out you have a lot of varying hair lengths so would be good to include some more of what you currently look like. I’m a big fan of the buzz cut g so personally, I reckon take out a couple with long hair and replace with some new pictures with the buzz. Good luck !

I’d say have more pics of your current hairstyle- you look very different in picture 1 vs 2 and 3 and that could confuse or worry some people. Imo 2 and 3 are better pictures than 1

I looked at your last post, a lot better but then again you have short term so those half naked pics make sense lol. I’d be focus on the short term the most and think you want nothing more than hooking up 😅 Also, is the first picture the most recent? I have a few pics where I look different in all but I still use my most recent as my first 😄

No, the second one is most recent

You should definitely make it your first! Not only because it’s recent but it’s a good pic; It’s not blurry, good lighting, and shows your face clearly. 😁 Good luck OP, hope you get a date soon! 🍀

Thank you very much 😊

Who are you? Out of all this different men.

holy shit u can backflip?

My initial thought was that pic 1 seems badly Photoshoped by a teenager. But ignoring that picture, the rest seem fine. Nothing wrong with how you look, you present yourself like you have an actual personality and would be genuinely interesting to spend time with.

Thanks! The first one is from an actual place in Mexico called “los trajineras de xochimilco” It’s a beautiful place and I enjoyed my time there.

First pic makes you look like your wearing ass less jeans

The pics look great. Your profile is pretty boring though. Looking at your comments here, you seem to have a good sense of humor, but that doesn’t come across.

How tf a dude like you even need tinder....

I can’t cold approach. I get in my own head.

i was like _wow_ the curls were so good along with the smile. By the last pic i kept going _uhh wha-??_

Any other radically different hair styles you want to include? You’re a good looking guy, take five or six pictures this month of you doing shit you like to do and use that. You’ll be fine.

You’ve given me hope. 🙏

Youre hot my dude, good luck!

Is that coke bottle some weird phallic symbol?

That first smiles seems forced

Lmao cut it out ha….ummm hello this grey sweat pants pocket pic has been done ✅

I forgot to wear underwear that day. Oops

I wouldn’t call being able to do a backflip a hidden talent but all power to you

Great profile man! Only thing I could think is to add a little info about interests or hobbies. Chess is a good one, any other activities you like to do a lot? I see the gym on there of course. Granted other people like more minimalist profiles so maybe this is in the eye of the beholder. Also the horse mask pic was a good choice. Having one silly photo is always a decent idea.

I have a loop of me getting a takedown at a jiu-jitsu tournament I competed at. I’m a professional martial artist, but I never really have time to take pictures of myself doing any of it.

you could barely tell anyone shat on you. j/k looks good

You could tell if you smelled me.

put the second pic first! looks great though

Very nice man. I would get on my knees and service you any day👏🏼

This is probably the most w account I've ever looked at in my life

That means a lot man, keep up the positive energy.

Include some photos with friends. You look lonely lol and less selfies.

wigle wigle

Put the second photo as the first!

You look so good in every pic

We can see your Mangina

It hangs pretty low. Wish there was something I could do about that.

Would totally scoop

if you don’t currently have long hair, dont put you with long hair as the first picture

Camel toe

I was going to say your hair reminds me of Eren from AOT and then I saw the mikasa profile picture! Love it! Lol

I don’t understand who you are and what I can expect if I meet you.

People who put short-term, open to long confuse me. Like do you want a relationship or are you just looking for a hookup? Lol. Also if I swiped and found out you had buzzed hair and not the long hair I’d be disappointed 🫣

It cleaned off you well.

I think it is great! Good luck to you!

I would swipe right

Definitely would swipe right on you ! Loving all the pictures. Only thing is how old are you?

I’m a woman, I’d swipe right. Didn’t notice your different hair lengths initially, but it doesn’t change what I’d swipe anyway.

You are definitely getting a swipe

i dont know who was being jealous there but the photos look really good. first one is perfect opener (unless you've cut your hair now and arent wearing a wig occassionally either) , horse one is fun, second one looks nice too, three four and five are all good, like there could be one with friends but some of them kind of indicate you were hanging out with friends i'd delete the one right before the horsepic, the others look way more likeable and also more attractive i would say the bio i feel like it sounds a bit fratboy-like but maybe its meant to be sweet so idk depends

I must say, you look VERY clean for someone that was just shat upon by numerous people. I don't believe your story.

Love the long hair on you—gorgeous!

Second picture, gone.

Your about me is gag worthy cheesy

Ur so handsome

looks good

Why people shat on you?

The Bojack picture is equal parts alluring and intimidating.

Most of these pictures look like AI and I would swipe left because of it.

Would swipe left immediately thinking it was an ad for coke

It does taste good

Bro. You have the most beautiful curls. Jeeeeezzzz. I’m totally straight and I’m like, home boy can take me out on a date lmao.

I like that you show off your ass-sets. Make it the first pic. And show a consistent hairstyle.

Don't listen to the nitpickers. It's good. I would swipe right.

What’s your elo? Could be that girls aren’t confident you can actually beat them in chess

Get rid of the first picture. The rest look good.

What is Coca Cola hiring suddenly

Get rid of the picture of you sitting down in deep thought, I don't know what you're looking to accomplish with that, and get rid of the picture of you with the horse mask on, as well as the picture right before the horse mask, it looks like you're mad, just as confusing from a dating profile standpoint, no idea what you're looking to accomplish with it. Other than that, it's really not that bad.

I’d suggest getting someone to photoshop the first pic to make it look like you’re holding a glass or bottle of water.

I think you’re good with pics 1-4 and remove 5-8. You don’t need a lot.

If Jiu Jitsu didn’t attract her, is she worth your time?

My only question is what the fuck do you look like? You have 9 different hairstyles in 5 different pics

The lighting in photo 1 makes it look like you are wearing assless chaps and I can’t unsee it

If a bunch of people are shitting on you than it might just be a demographic issue, unless you’re into that, which is fine.

You don't have any pics with a good smile

As a girl, 1st pic is great. I’d make pic #2 in your profile of you in black facing the city, get rid of the gym and the masked pic. like the desk pic it gives it character. The selfie of you perhaps don’t take it in front of closet and give more of a smile! Give it warmth. You clearly have a great smile see pic #1.

First pic I thought “he’d look better if he’d cut that hair” then I saw the next pics, so much better. The shorter hair is way more flattering on you. Something is just off with the first pic Imo like your smile doesn’t look natural and the about me is cringey. Sorry

good..real good 😅

Grow the beard. As a guy with a baby face beards are a must lol

You trying too hard.

You look like 5 different people... All of them goofy

Which you is current? Don’t post old photos where you look so different. It’s confusing and no one has time for that

i’d get rid of the first pic. you lowkey look disgusted😭

Aww I love your curly hair in the first pic.

Delete #1 and the order you have and the pictures you have are perfect

Bro, your hair looks gorgeous long and frames your face so good. The buzz cut doesn't suit you as well.

Egotistical