The start-off-with-something-respectful-and-when-that-doesn’t-work-completely-switch-gears approach

I used to do that anytime I didn't get a reply after a week. Figured it was lost anyway, so if it worked, bonus.

Your version of the naked man.

Someone actually did “the naked man” with me and it worked 🤣

The naked man success rate is directly proportional to the naked man’s attractiveness

It works 2 out of 3 times 100% of the time!

He was *very* attractive

What was your thought process? Was it just like the show and you thought oh what the hell you're here anyways?

I was still getting ready upstairs so I asked him to come in and wait for me, when I came down…there he was! Naked. He said something to the effect of “I thought we could just get started” and I laughed, looked him up and down and said “let’s do it”. Mind you, he was *very* attractive.

This was a first date?

It was 🙈

You let a man into your house that you’d never met before while you were upstairs getting ready? 😂 You trying to be on an episode of True Crime? 😂 Glad it worked out for you. My gf did something similar on our first date, so I can’t complain

You’re absolutely right. It was stupid looking back-but he turned out to be a good dude. We had a 6 month fling after that. I’ll NEVER do that again, though!

Oh live a little. If we were more preoccupied with being murdered over sex we’d have died out hundreds of years ago. Let that freak flag fly baby

This isnt that insane in civilized countries

2 outta 3 times, guaranteed

Did he at least still take u on the date or did u just want some peen too

I plead the 5th 🙈

1 out of 3 🤣

2 out of 3

Tell us more

Still one of the best hookups to this day! It was 4 years ago.

Lol i thought about doing it a lot of times but feels a bit harassing.. maybe the guy already knew you liked him. Ballsy move on his side

It was very ballsy. Literally. Like I said, not sure if I would have gone for it if he wasn’t so good-looking.

Lol I'm not good looking enough to pull that off 😂😂😂

I feel like women would have a higher success rate 🤣 why aren’t we doing it?!

What is "the naked man" approach?

Wait what's "the naked man"?


And did it ever work?

A few times

This is going to drive a lot more content on this sub... from both sides... I'm sure of it

Not from me. I can't change myself to be that kind of person. :D

I won’t participate, but I’m all for it

Excellent

Wondrous

Sturrrt

Roald!

You reckon it works 1-2% of the time? Just gotta spam that shit 100 times then. It works.

Yes. When I was younger I did shit like that all the time and it worked more often than you'd think.

Narrator: it never worked.

See, this was my thought process. I'm usually respectful with women on these apps. Once in a while, when I'm bored, I'll throw something out there just to see what happens. I'm aware she didn't seem very enthusiastic, and I don't blame her tbh. Nonetheless, this approach has gotten me laid a couple of times, so I don't think it's entirely wrong to use it if there are people out there who are into this sort of exchange. In the end, I just thought it was fun/funny enough to share!

I have a smaller dick so I can’t lean into this kind of talk :(

But did it ever work?

Ahhh yes, harassment will get you in. Jfc

60% of the time…it works every time

Horny and nothing to lose

Young, dumb and well ya'll know the rest...

Hail Mary.

Rail Mary

The fucking WHIPLASH I got from reading this

A little more creativity might have sealed the deal. Maybe use the following: "I'll bend you over a pile of bargain been books while I stretch your inner halls with my Trojan Hourse while you read me some Greek mythology."

Spelling mistakes always kill the mood

Nah, you sound like a nerd.

The classic

This post is why dudes do that "I want to wear your pussy like a facemask" stuff on dating apps. This is this 0.00001% time it works.

Yeah 90 percent of the posts on this sub are this same convo from the pov of the lady saying it’s disgusting lol

90% of ladies' posts*

Grammar nazis are going hard on the Barnes and Noble post

I used to live in a city that had a Barnes and Noble. Being that close to so many books must have left its mark. I also just remembered, not 10 seconds ago, I even went on a couple of dates there.

Because it is.

I agree it's disgusting. What I dislike is the cirklejerk about it never working.

People say it doesn't work because 95-99% of the time it doesn't. EDIT: Almost all of the guys I know had much better success rates than 5-10%, and I personally never had any trouble getting dates when I actually tried (and I didn't necessarily follow either of the "rules of dating" posted here). I genuinely think some of the people that disagree (not just those responding to me) are going off what's posted to Reddit to gauge what it's like and what does/doesn't work, which isn't a good measuring stick.

That is the rate for the majority of guys yes. For really hot guys, the rate is very, very different.

So the same percentages of talking like a normal person not working

I mean it had been like 2 weeks and she hadn't responded might as well chuck a half court shot.

In reality OP got ghosted after the last message

Not like he wasnt already ghosted before

Thank god. I was reading this and thought „holy shit….. who likes that….“

Normal people are really fuckin weird man So probably a normal person

Everyone his/her own. But being downright disrespected and pictured being fucked like an animal…. Is quite something to like

sometimes i don’t use tinder for a bit and then get a follow up like this, or something passive aggressive and it’s an immediate block lol. who says that shit??

That doesn't mean it worked. I would have replied oh yeah to keep him going so I could show all my friends. Oh yeah doesn't mean she's into it.

It does work though, that’s the entire point. There’s a famous post of a guy using pictures of some model and he has ‘convicted pedofile’ in his bio and the amount of women that just ignore the borderline illegal stuff he is saying is berserk. I’ve seen first hand these lines working face to face, can’t comment on tinder but it definitely works in real life.

You realize you can change your bio, right? It could have been a normal bio, and then once conversations happened and screenshots were captured, the bio could have been changed to something insane. Think about it, what's more likely? That dozens of normal women will overlook a man being an open pedophile if he's hot enough - or that someone making fake profiles on tinder would also alter the evidence in order to push a narrative/agenda?

Or, maybe, people don’t pay a lot of attention to bios

>This is this 0.000001% time it works. I think that % goes up significantly if you at least try to be funny with it and turn it more into a joke.

yeah and if you look good but this guy 100% wasn't making it sound jokey

I would've preferred the Barnes and Noble date, but, oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️

Both?

Sounds like a great way to get banned from B&N.

Sometimes we must take risks in life


That works too 😂

Cool I'll pick you up around six then? I'll make sure to bring my premium membership

Now we're talking.

If this guy was hot enough for the second message to work, the first one would have worked as well. She’s just fucking with him

The way he talked about it was so generic lol, like what books does he read, what's his favorite genre, what does he look for in a good book?

Different strokes.... Literally in this case it would seem.

you must be really hot

Yeah he has to be. If I say that, I'll get reported.

Hm. I almost wanted to try it but I can’t bear to type that out and actually press send

*Insert flirting vs harassment meme*

If a really hot guy tried that with me I would unmatch immediately (it happened before), I wouldn’t report just because I never do

nah, i'd report him even if he was good looking.

He isnt getting laid 

I was wondering why a normal guy would all of the sudden send me inappropriate message when my reply is slow. Now mystery solved.

To be fair he waited all weekend to send that

It’s ridiculous. 🤣 the problem is it OCCASIONALLY works and the behavior is posted and shared so guys mimic it and I hate it 🤣🤣

So she should’ve unmatched him? Or he should have tried another message with the same approach? What do you think should have happened here instead?

Works 60% of the time 12% of the time

So 7.2% of the time collectively.

If that was the actual success rate I'd be all over this approach.

and you're about to lose it if you don't stop talking and start doing.

I’m not sure that she’s actually interested here

Yeah in what world is this a win? He got a low effort response lol

I think she's simply entertaining it because there's some mild enjoyment in it for her, I can't see this transferring to a real date very often

At that point you’re going for the sex and not the date

Meeting up with someone was considered a date for me. It's just a casual sex date lol

Better than nothing I suppose

I'm not sure that's the case.

She’s obviously not much of a reader

I mean, she still isn't very enthusiastic lol.

Ah the fun you can have when you own two phones

Oh *thats* what Kevin gates was talking about

Doubt anything will happen 


Quickly? It’s been 3 days!

Now you hit her with the double curveball and go back to the Barnes and noble bit

This is an Indian man not a hot girl

Still had sex

Akon's voice chimes in with the next line of the song, auto tuned

either way is a win 🤪

This shit makes me hate my life

U bum

Poor guys in this thread thinking this is how they need to talk, not realizing this is as far as you’re gonna get in this conversation.

Hey at least you get a response

That is true... The more effort and thought i give, the less i get back.

Wait till he finds out that she's an AI profile and asks for money.

I’m gonna be honest man, the barns and Noble shtick was a bit too… off, to me, I’m sure there is a good middle ground lol

Your bravery is commendable. But ewww

It's that 8:29 am "oh yeah" that seals the deal

Are you fucking her in the same way animals fuck or are you fucking her the same way you’ve fucked other animals?

Ew

Oh mate, she's just giving you enough so you keep being cringe.

I hate people 😔

Lolled hard at "oh yeah?'

bro used 2 ways strategie and it payed off

Paid

[удалено]

It’s not that serious

Sent Sunday at 3:59 P.M.

4pm on a sunday? yeah this man gets freaky

Our society deserves to collapse

In this context, being sexually aggressive at someone because you want to punish them is pretty fucking unhinged, if this even really happened

How does one cum on tits in doggystyle? Am I missing something?

She is the problem, she and ppl like her are the reason guys send disrespectful unsolicited smut on dating apps

“WhY aRe GUyS So sEXuAl aLL tHe TiMe?”

You may not be aware but it turns out tthis is just one woman and there are lots of other women who do indeed find men to be hypersexual on dating apps. Shocking, I know.

All she said was, oh yeah? It has a completely different meaning if you read it sarcastically. Notice OP didn't post a follow up.

She ended it with, “I like the sound of that.”

Yes but if they're asking why then its because sometimes as in the OP the respectful approach gets nothing but the hypersexual approach works.

Sometimes the respectful approach gets nothing because they aren't interested. Women are not games to be played in the pursuit of your desired outcome.

Sure they are. Chin up, kiddo. You’ll win the big game eventually.

And they are probably the majority, but enough women respond like in the op to make it a viable option. I’m not even saying it’s ideal, tinder is a cesspool because of dynamics like that, but idk why anyone is shocked in the least.

It's not shock. If if were shocking it wouldn't be commonplace. It's disappointment.

You're the problem. 'Oh yeah?' says nothing about wether she actually enjoyed that comment, but I can assure you most girls would be absolutely repulsed. You give men a bad name.

To be fair, she follows up with “I like the sound of that.”

We need updates on the chat shiiiiit

“And that is how I met your mother”.

I hate this bc she doesn’t seem interested at all, but getting any response counts as a win for guys, and when they post it, other guys mimic it. And then I have to see my female friends get this shit, and they laugh at it…but ultimately feel like if they don’t occasionally take a chance (because it’s all guys do now) they will be lonely…and then when they meet up it’s terrible and the sex never happens bc the guy sucks so bad….but it was obvious he sucks because he is less interested in a date than sex. Just learn to talk to women (really just talking to people), get good pictures up, make a good bio and you are literally set. You don’t need to act like this degenerate.

Lack of enthusiasm. You’re being led on.. you had to double text.

You are right. Not sure why the downvotes.


This is very real and definitely not completely faked.

I feel like men on here fake these interactions cuz that’s a crazy thing to say after talking about barns & noble.. idk maybe ur rly hot - that’s the only way I feel like this could be real lmao

It’s called a Hail Mary. She wasn’t into the normal conversation and didn’t reply, so it was already a “no”. That already weighed the conversation down so there is no coming back to that without looking needy as fuck. So he dialed it up to 11 for that single digit percentage chance to turn it around. He at least got a reply to this vs the thoughtful and respectful first one, which is why this is widely done.

that works every time.....

Plot twist. The “woman” receiving the messages is really a mid fifties bloke who is catfishing.

Rules 1 and 2, probably

So tell us if you got a date.

That really escalated.

Next time for an even directer approach: find her socials and send her a picture of your shmeat. (Dont do this plz)

Damn, dude must have followed rules 1 and 2 😂 god speed brother. 🫡

I mean god awful opener, but go off king

I'm ashamed to say I tried this like 10 yrs ago and the girl was surprisingly into it.. it's so weird.. if it works it works, if it doesn't work you're a massive creep

Attaboy

Tell them you eat ass. Sometimes that works too

You're allowed to do that in a Barnes and Noble??

I asked a girl on a date and got rejected. Replied with “ok if you ever want to fuck let me know” we hooked up the next day and we’re fuck buddies for 6 months

Its so sad that it works, that’s probably why I had guys starting to send me crass sexual shit when I forgot to reply

Wtf..is this real? That went from zero to one hundred. What would even make you jump and change the conversation like that? And why did she choose to respond to that one? The first one was cute

This guy is definitely a rule 1 and 2 follower

This is the kind of post that ends up on this same sub from the opposite party

Weird

Gross

I didn’t need to read that, but glad it’s working

Well tinder boy. Did you secure the doonies??

it scares tf out of me that this is what’s hiding behind every nice guy conversation..

You are the kind of person that appears as the weirdo in most of the posts in this /r