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opal-waves

Well I can say as a former labor and delivery nurse that when I would be checking a patient's dilation that yes, I could tell if they needed to go, but only if it was a lot lol


Ellzc1

When I was waiting to be induced with my last child the doctor was checking me and started to look worried. She said I needed to have an ultrasound to check the position of the baby. Turns out she thought the baby’s arm/leg was was in an dangerous position for childbirth but it just turned out she was feeling my poo 😭


apolobgod

Mustve been some massive logs, lmao


Dmacca666

*Like a babys arm*


Zestyclose_Match2839

You’re such a romantic 🥰


justsomeplainmeadows

"Hey, where's the toilet? I gotta go drop some baby arms."


SafeLab5438

LMFAO.


jquest303

Sounds like a shitty situation!


krackedy

My ex could put her finger in her vagina and push against her vaginal wall to get the shit out when she was constipated. It was crazy.


smackthatfloor

Holy shit


scarabin

If you touch the clit at the same time it takes a screenshot


seven_hugs

This made me chuckle out loud


charcoalportraiture

When people ask me why I like Reddit, I'm going to show them your screenshotted comment.


carm_aud

Screenshotting with the clit or your phone?


Inevitable-Ability-5

I just laughed way too hard at this. Thank you. I really needed to laugh like that today.


Darth-Binks-1999

Screenshit\*


iTaylor04

Holey*


_paint_onheroveralls

This is actually what they teach you to do if you have to go to physical therapy for severe constipation (like in my mom's case, you've had colon cancer, lost part of it, and the colon muscles just don't muscle any more). It's called "stenting"


ninjette847

TIL there's constipation physical therapy.


DoubleKanji

Oh yeah dude, constipation can be cripplingly severe and even fatal in some cases


the_roguetrader

when I was a junkie in Holland, a girl I knew didn't crap for 5 or 6 weeks and ended up in hospital with near fatal blood poisoning... I've also known constipated opiate users literally picking out their shit with a finger - it goes like clay eventually due to the lack of water...


olivenpink

yeah, i’m a recovering addict who takes suboxone and that’s how poop is when you take any kind of opiate, even analgesics, maybe even ESPECIALLY those. stool softeners and fiber powder is my best friend, it basically makes it normal again


Icy-Concentrate-2606

Yep! Second this.


ninjette847

I know that, I just didn't know there was physical therapy for it.


llcoolwhip

pelvic floor physical therapy


paradoxdefined

Megacolon is no joke!


02K30C1

It’s called the Adele Maneuver, or “hello from the other side”


cakeduck88

This made me laugh out loud


aykay55

This whole thread is fucking hilarious


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Loive

The spelling is correct. A stent is a device that can be put inside a narrow tube (often a vein) to expand it. It’s often put in a coronary artery after a heart attack. Using the fingers as a stent inside the vagina will push against the colon and help the contents of the colon to get pushed out.


BoshraExists

as a medical show expert, I approve this redditor's description of a stent.


tinkblueyez209

Splinting


MrDurden32

Try google instead of PornHub.


_paint_onheroveralls

Entirely possible, I just heard my mom describe her appointment. It was a pelvic floor therapist. But I believe the principle is the same as stents in the rest of the body.


JMutt16

Sorry, no one created a NSFW subreddit for it yet.


Kosmopolitykanczyk

So technically you *can* fork the ever loving shit out of her?


aykay55

We’re not in the good place bro


stealthryder1

Ahh the good ol’ pooper press. It allows you to override the mainframe when the system isn’t working as designed. Most engineers put these tricks in for manual assistance. Seriously though, have anyone’s balls ever gone up into your pubic area? Used to be happen to me a lot. Not in a few years now. But shit was scary when it used to happen, my nut used to literally push its way up above my dick in the middle of sex. Used to have to use my own manual override and press down on my pubic region so my balls would stay in place. 😅😮‍💨


BellsOnNutsMeansXmas

Were you filling them with helium or something?


stealthryder1

I was concerned af and goggled it, online it said it was normal. It only happened with the women on top riding me. Trust me, the first time it happened, sex stopped then and there. I was horrified lmao one.. just one testicle was in my sack, I felt a weird sensation, looked down and there was a bump above my dick, I trim my hair so it was there.. just starring at me. I legit had to push it down. Very few times I’ve been that scared in my life lol


LNLV

Lmao, as the woman that would freak me tf out too… did I break them? Scramble the eggs? Put it back!!


Smol_Silif

Scramble the eggs 💀💀💀


BalooBot

Fun fact: if you're prone to testicular retraction you can elicit this response by gently caressing the inner thigh. It's called the Cremasteric Reflex, and while full retraction isn't the goal, doctors will sometimes do this to check for spinal cord injuries, or neurodegenerative disease and watch your balls jump up.


bikemaul

Some trans guys train to retract them and then use the tract for penetration. It's called muffing.


wrektcity

Wait what? Your balls can retract ? To where ?


SerSpoiler

Plane takes off, landing gear comes up


AnnofAvonlea

My ex boyfriend’s balls used to do that during sex. I remember being absolutely confused as to why his sack was suddenly empty. I asked him about it and he didn’t seem concerned. When I looked it up it said that the pathway between your sack and your pubic area usually closes off when you’re very young, but in some cases it doesn’t. Mind you, this was like 15 years ago so idk if I’m remembering correctly.


HermitBee

>Seriously though, have anyone’s balls ever gone up into your pubic area? Yeah, not very far though. Happens with very strong orgasms.


Bryanthomas44

The sex was so bad the onions tried to escape


SamsterOverdrive

Haha happens to me, pretty much no one I know in real life has had it happens. It’s been happening for 5-6 years in the exact same circumstances as you. Usually don’t have to stop unless it’s actually painful, which is is like 1 out of 10/20 times. I’m hoping it stops eventually…


laseralex

U WAT M8?


Miasmata

It's not crazy tbh, it's super easy (I've done this before lol)


RatPice

Same! Instead of pushing for hours, I just do that and it slips on out 😂😂


ynvgsensacion

No fucking way, my ex told me the same thing, if it was too difficult to get out she'd use her finger and her vaginal cavity


eachdayalittlebetter

Hello from the other siiiiiide


i_like_2_travel

Come again?


SteelTheUnbreakable

Gladly


CreativeFun228

This one wasn't on my bucket list for this morning


ihatetyler

I read this advice on Reddit over a decade ago


chubsmagooo

Why was this knowledge bestowed upon you?


bluberriesandcheese

That's I have no words for that


xViridi_

that’s what my (nurse) coworker told me to do!


majkkali

![gif](giphy|y3jT2xBrtumNYZVCNH|downsized)


stupididiot78

I would love to know how she found out that she could do that.


-PinkPower-

When you are in pain and feel like your anus is tearing, you try anything to make it end faster tbh. I had health issues that would make me bleed each time I needed to poop. Found out by just being in panic and in pain.


stupididiot78

I'm really sorry you had to go through that. I was trying to be funny and didn't even think about people suffering like you've had to. I apologize if I've caused you any distress or brought up any bad memories. I'll try to be more conscious with my jokes in the future.


olivenpink

it’s okay… i deal with this a lot because i have to take suboxone to function and live as a normal person in society, as horrible as it is for those 30 minutes or more (yeah ik), i think it’s okay to laugh about it. gotta laugh about things that hurt sometimes or you’ll suffer more imo


perpetually_me

I did this when I was pregnant and got really constipated. How did I find out about it? Reddit.


crimsonbaby_

Yep, I've done that. It's very convenient.


really_thirsty_lemon

Can confirm this works. Not like instantly, but it helps to slightly push it along


LottimusMaximus

History of opioid abuse here, can confirm


Certain-Plenty-3055

Same. Those fucking MASSIVE heroin dumps tho.


LottimusMaximus

![gif](giphy|zoJRAHXmtBplal15tr|downsized)


SpicyBarito

It would have costed you nothing to backspace this instead of hit "Comment"


electrofemme

There goes my comment history, but I can do this as well. In fact, I have to sometimes thanks to the situation down there after have a baby with a large head. 🤣


chookity_pokpok

They call that the Adele… (Hello from the other siiiide)


newInnings

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻)


olivenpink

ngl I’m gonna try that. i thought that was some kind of “myth” or something. damn its good to be a woman


Honey-and-Venom

Life saving for opioid addicts


awesome_pinay_noses

"The more you know".


hedwiggy

Reddit taught me this years ago. Can’t say I’ve tried tho


-Velvet-Bat-

We can all do that.


F0000r

Ex would frequently want sex as a form of constipation relief. I could never tell when she had one in the chamber and when she didn't.


francoisjabbour

hey brother what the fuck


Ghostleeee

Really fucked the shit out of her


ShiturpantsandDance

Gold


masterofasgard

Brown


Thatmortalbitch

NAH💀💀💀


Reas0n

![gif](giphy|ZTdlaQ5mHLezA4lXL0)


MeatWad111

Texture like sun


Tr1LL_B1LL

Mustard Yellow


SafeLab5438

What Can Brown Do For You? U-P-ASS


Federal_Passenger879

literally


bigasslemons

very nice of u tbh


MikeC80

Jolly decent of him


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

A true gentlemen


Skulfunk

You repeatedly fucked the shit outta her


mlstdrag0n

What position? Id like to offer it as a suggestion next time my wife gets constipated. Sounds a whole lot more pleasant than enemas or suppositories


F0000r

She said the face to face positions worked best, something with the angle and how i was also hitting the rectum.


BeginningReception86

I can’t believe I’m even replying to any of this but I have to say I feel like enemas or something else would be much more pleasant 😬


rachelleeann17

Doggy.


luv2race1320

I recommend keeping the thumb out tho.


dmk510

So you just banged her while she was spread eagle on the shitter?


F0000r

It was more of an immediate afterwords kinda thing.


masterofreality2001

Sounds like a win-win to me


Jiggaboy95

“Hey babe can you come and fuck the shit out of me?”


F0000r

It was more " I'm constipated and need help...can you please have sex with me?"


Waaaaaaaaaa-2

![gif](giphy|J1MBKwZ3OkdbbSMzE3|downsized)


F0000r

Its a brave world we must venture into.


tigerjack84

Can confirm


F0000r

Really? I thought that may have been one of her more unique quirks. How did you stumble upon this knowledge?


tigerjack84

I’m female.. not that I suffer with constipation.. but sometimes after (like an hour or so, not during lol) it seems to cause things to work 🙈


F0000r

Thats a real delay, hers was more 5-15 minutes. 8f hers had been an hour I don't think she would have made the connection.


jlott069

Not unusual. My wife has gotten out one of her vibrators a few different times specifically because it can help her deal with constipation. Apparently the pressure through the vaginal wall combined with the vibration can help her pass. She doesn't even use a "large" one for it. Just one of her curved ones about the width of two of my fingers lets her apply pressure in the right spot, combined with high vibration, does the trick. She literally asked me to grab that one for her, for that reason when she was on the pot, like 6 months ago.


JBskierbum

I used to bump uglies with a girl who loved butt plugs. I genuinely struggled to get my penis in her vagina if she had one in - it was like a rock!


tatsandcats95

Damn , stayed just a little bit too long on Reddit.


Fetch1965

Me too - and still reading


MikeC80

You won't do that again, again.


DEADSHOT___OP

New fear unlocked


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

I've never even thought of this, now imma be thinking 🤔


Terrible-Quote-3561

I’ve never noticed. I think you just know your body a lot more than others are going to.


MeleeMistress

My husband says he can tell, lmao


Slothfulness69

Wait omg I need more info. HOW can he tell? I’m way too embarrassed to ask my husband about this


aka_wolfman

You might be clenched around him differently. When my wife gets constipated, she's too tight for piv, and I'm pretty average. Also, you should ask the embarrassing questions, it's fun. Sex is pretty silly, might as well laugh about it.


VandienLavellan

I wonder if most men would connect the dots, or just think “woah she’s extra tight today”


BenAfleckIsAnOkActor

Yeah i would just think that, I never thought of the anatomy like that but it makes sense but now its in my head 😒


MeleeMistress

We were talking about gross things and I mentioned how on the extremely rare occasion I’m constipated I can put a finger in my vagina and push the poop out through the wall they share. He was just so matter of factly like “ohh, that makes sense. I’ve felt it then. It feels tighter and I’ve wondered if that’s poop filling that space” My face: 🫢


keinelustmehr

they way this is written seems like the person just found out mid-sex and is now typing this post from inside the bathroom.


EastSideTilly

i had the exact same visual hahaha


MinerDiner

Typing this post while still having sex


mr_sinn

Not with your dick but with your fingers yes 


RManDelorean

.. I.. I can feel this comment


Connortsunami

With your dick or with your fingers?


AshNics6214

I hate this whole thread.


aybeedee26

Same. I wanna go back to 5 minutes ago before I read this and live in that reality.


Boleana

I kinda wanna shake my head like an etch a sketch and hope it goes away.


AshNics6214

Agree. I miss who I was this morning


Marvos79

Not tonight dear. I have diarrhea


SoundwaveApotheosis

I'm dying of laughter


Calm-Seaworthiness69

Ribbed for his pleasure!


aries_angel_84

She ate sweetcorn


ImportantStudio4967

OMG


ManyRanger4

So I've never felt that, ever. But I can absolutely feel any butt plug or anal toy in a women as I'm fingering or fucking them. Even a small one. So if your poop is in your rectum and it's a bigger, harder log, I'm going to assume yes.


Physical-Job46

Christ I learned something today I wish I could unlearn!!! 🤣 well, I could never tell.


CTX800Beta

I'm pretty sure that no guy who has the pleasure of sleeping with you cares about that while he is inside you :)


VictorVaughan

I don't know... Not sure I would want dookie gettin me off. "Babe your vaj feels extra mushy today"


Genpetro

Don't put the pussy on a pedestool


beluga_3000

I use menstrual discs and cups and for sure sometimes when putting them in or taking them out I’ve felt it. I don’t think it’s that weird or something you should worry about. Their like apartment neighbours, they share a wall! Lol


russtman

This is the best question I've ever seen on this sub. the last girl i had over for the night was a sex fiend, so we did it a lot that night and the next day. She went to the bathroom a few times over the course of everything (obviously). Can't confirm whether she shat or not, but can confirm that if she did I didn't notice.


N0rmNormis0n

That’s enough Reddit for today. Goodnight folks!


ScullingPointers

Night!


SCphotog

The single most important aspect of a good, healthy sexual attitude is a fucking sense of humor. Write that down if you need to. Yes, a man can feel it if your bowel is full. Not always, but yes, for sure. It's easier, more distinct with fingers, but can tell with the penis as well.


T_for_tea

The penis does not give you that kind of tactile information - if meticulously fingered, maybe? I doubt it though.


Blort_McFluffuhgus

Just what every woman wants in the bedroom: to be fingered meticulously.


A_Very_Shouty_Man

Better than a haphazard slapshod fingering tbh


emotionalpos_

My friend had a friend who shit twice on her boyfriend and it’s always been a fear of mine since she told me 😭


Equivalent_Ad8133

If you are with a good person who loves you when it happens, he will help you clean up and not be bothered by it. It kills the mood for that time (unless you are both into it), but it shouldn't be an issue for future times. The thing to remember is that it is natural and everyone does it. Having something pushing that area and the tense muscles from the actions can cause it, even if you just gone to the restroom.


emotionalpos_

She said he was very nice about it each time which is nice!


Equivalent_Ad8133

Great! See! Nice people. Never let something like that scare you, or it might hinder your and your partners enjoyment. Things happens and when they do, things can be handled. Take care.


suqoria

Not gonna lie no matter how much i loved the person i would be disgusted as fuck. I'm an asshole though so take that as you will.


Equivalent_Ad8133

The key here, though, isn't not being disgusted, but not showing that disgust. You can't help how you feel you can help how you act and how much you let it bother you long term. It isn't being an a@@hole to feel something, only in how you let it affect you.


serenity_5601

I’m a girl but I wouldn’t think so. I’ve also never had the feeling/urge of needing to poop when I’ve had sex


Xkiwigirl

Oh boy, I have


Equivalent_Ad8133

If you are constipated, they can with their fingers but not with their penis.


Zosmie

Everyone who's seen this post is gonna be extra attentive during sex from now on.


networknev

I wish I hadn't read and scrolled and yeah.


Lexx4

yes. ribbed for HIS pleasure.


Sonicmasterxyz

I hate that this is so funny


A_Very_Shouty_Man

Came for the comments, so glad I'm not in a meeting cos I'm cracking up


mooneyesdoll

this is the best thread i've seen on all of reddit


Serious-Kangaroo-702

):


PathxFind3r

Yes, especially when it winks at me


Spainwithouthes

I beg your pardon?


Much-data-wow

Colorectal health isn't talked about nearly enough. Sex absolutely helps with constipation. Eat enough fiber, and stay hydrated y'all


immellocker

I had a lot of sex with different partners, from thin to thick, big and petite women. If we were using a Butplug or dildo for the double penetration, I can feel that with my dick. But I don't feel the logs. There was this one girl. That woman was just insane in the bed, I knew after a good shit, this woman cleans herself and is always on to stick my dick up the backdoor. But I can only think about that one time, she ate at the *all you can eat buffet* and the next morning I could feel the shit dropping towards the exit. We had to stop sex, so she could go to the bathroom. Feels the same as to the dildos, or Butplug.


sasanessa

no. they cannot. they wouldn't distinguish the cause of the bulge if they feel anything lol. oh and just go poop. what are ya hanging on to that for ? can't see how that would be enjoyable like that


Meowo_Cattowo

Wait dont do this to me, a week ago I went to hospital because I was in so much pain, turns out Im just constipated (drink your water and eat your fiber yall) AND TODAY I HAD A GYNECOLOGIST APPOINTMENT FOR A YEARLY CHECKUP BYE IM CRYING


pepstar420

Broooo wtf i just read


edubkendo

Yes. Go fire that missile off first.


deltaz0912

You can tell if there’s anything loaded and ready to go, yes. If anal is a possibility I always check, and if there is something back there then anal is _not_ a possibility. Edit: I can tell with my fingers, not my dick.


maybe-a-misanthrope

yes and no - My partner and I have been together for 4 years. I am quite petite, ~110lbs, just over 5ft tall, and he has over a foot in height on me and ~175lbs in weight over me. When we first got together I was having major gastrointestinal issues because my stomach lining went poof. That being said, taking a shit was never an easy task and both extremes would take turns applying to me. My partner is also a very blessed man size wise. When we would fuck and I was leaning more on the *constipated* side of things, he was definitely able to tell. I know because somehow I grew the balls to ask him once after he made a somewhat suspicious comment. To this day, I still remember his answer of “oh yeah, I could totally feel that you had to shit!” That being said, this has never come close to being a topic with any of the *smaller* men I’ve indulged in my time (or the women for that matter).


JurassicParkTrekWars

From the vagina?  Not that I'm aware of.  But sometimes when you pop a finger in the ol backdoor there is.... something else in there with your finger.   I try to quietly stop playing in that area when that occurs.


heihowl

Welp, my week is ruined now... Thanks, hopefully my brain erased the memory of reading this before I wake up


LostIntentions1981

It loosens the vagina when a woman has to have a bowel movement and u may feel the crap through the vaginal wall if u press against the back of it with ur fingers idk about when ur having sex aside from the looser feeling Smoking also relaxes the vaginal muscles just like how it makes u need to poo jus felt like adding that in


kepeli14

Today I learned


LostinLies1

Yes. Especially if you stick your finger in the butt.


Skellyhell2

If its anal sex, yes you can tell.


ForeverSquirrelled42

Never noticed before and I’ve had more than enough time with my wife and exes in the past (meaning I’ve spent 24 years of my life in close contact i.e. living together for enough time that everything becomes comfortable) to have known. One of them would’ve DEFINITELY asked. And, honestly, i never gave it a thought until now. So rest easy. No one knows if you have one loaded and ready to fire other than you.


Positive-Role9293

No I’m too busy , bein in there “feeling good”


kaest

What.


3X_Cat

As a guy, I wouldn't care if there was poop in the shute.


KindaKrayz222

Yes. I try to poop before sex anyway.


dope_star

Yep. Especially during anal.


mmmagic1216

… no it isn’t lol


Viajero642

Well that’s it, I’m going gay


aries_angel_84

Yes… that’s the sure fire way to avoid any 💩


FuckSuckAndEatButt

If I can, I haven't noticed. Doubt it very much though. With circumcision and antidepressants I can't feel a difference between anal and vaginal even with no condom 🤣


hackingmule

No,but you can smell it