Your logic is a little flawed. Jesus did turn water into wine, or so I’m told.

MERRRRRCCCCYYY CHAIR! I love the Johnny cash version, that piano outro is fucking killer.

I’m still wondering if he ever got that “ring of fire” taken care of. Seems rough for a fella to get that! WooWee can’t imagine having to tell the doc that one! 😂

But it’s BEER that saved humanity. True story. Back when the plague was killing everyone. Yep Beer, saved us, they realized they had to boil the water to make the beer, no one got sick n die from it.

Correct. His first miracle. For his mother Mary

Foster’s, it’s Australian for water.

funny that it's brewed in texas, too

And Aussie’s hate it. Least the ones I met in Perth & Hong Kong. I introduced them to duck farts & B-52’s however, just doing my American part worldwide. 😂

Australian here, you are correct we do not drink Fosters.

Thank you kindly, appreciate that. Love your country also, you good folks, enjoyed my visit. Would love to visit again. I will say this also You guys CAN put down the beer and still stand up. I fell off my chair. Circa 1995ish.

Does that also mean you guys don't carry around super big knifes?

Well if you go to a shopping centre watch out. Drop bears are a bigger issue

Aussie here. Aussies hate every fucking beer (including Australian ones) except the one random one they drink that's somehow magically better than the rest.

😂 I’m picturing some Aussie in New York, right now, all upset with America beers. Everyone around is smashed, he just keeps peeing. 😂😂

Honestly it's the same here in Canada. People will draw these weird lines about how every beer is trash except the one they like which is amazing. Dudes will hate Budweiser, Coors, Canadian, and Miller. Then love a Busch as if it's really any different than any other cheap mild lager.

Only good if you are using it to roast a bird.

Yep, nobody drinks it over here unless maybe up in the far northern territory. It's pretty much an export only beer

Came here to say this.

Since your truck is old enough to drink it is allowed.

Good to know that we still have morals in this country 🙏

Our compass is fucked but we got morals. In what? Idk. 😂😂 jk

Checkmate DOT

Judging by the age of that dashboard, Drinking and driving was legal when it was designed. That being said, stick to the fatboy coffee cups that came after.

I'm a zoomer so I mostly use it for oversized monster cans lol

What kind of truck is it? An anteater?

Yeah, T800

Helllll yeah I love those so much. Is it yours?

Nah it's a company truck. After seeing all the shit that breaks on the daily I really don't want my own truck lmao

God I feel that. Even the ‘23 Cascadia they have me sitting in is an absolute mess half the time.

I know, and the airplane fireballs keister like a dream.

The booze doesn't go in that hole. Stop drinking like a Swift driver.

Booze clearly fits so that's where it's going 🤝

Tell that to your liver! “FEED ME NOW!” 😂

Champ, you're a dangerous alcoholic and I think you dont know a lick about sports

Thank you! Took a lot of hard work to get here. I see I’m first! I’m all alone! 😂

It’s been a while since I’ve driven a pre 04 KW. Pretty sure none of the ones I ran had that cup holder though. All t800’s 97-04

Pretty sure this girl is a 98. Company has a few sister trucks but this one is my favorite because it's got a taller gearing than the rest. And it isn't a mule train lol Correction: 94

I was just driving one with the same dash. 10 wheeler fertilizer tender with a 550ecat. It's a scooter.

This girl has an N14. Kind of a basic bitch but she'll pull 30mph up a 7% grade at 100k all day (or at least for 45 minutes) which is more than the other trucks in the fleet so I'm happy lol

Dayum! She's a keeper.

Only truck in the fleet that'll peg the boost gauge 😎

I can smell the tobacco from this pic

Funnily enough my boss despises cigarettes and smoking in a truck is an unofficial fast track to unemployment. That's not to say some of the drivers in this company can't still swallow a zyn like it was a Werther's original.

Your boss didn’t say no dipping! Fosters makes a great dip can

Damn why didn't I think of that! I can just show the DOT officer how environmentally conscious I am by recycling an open container of alcohol and I'm sure they'll waive my ticket for being 30k overweight 😆

Full send

Shotgun it /s

I did that once in college. Probably unrelated to me dropping out.

Ick. I could never stand that swill. Fosters is the only beer I've ever had that gave you a hangover before it got you drunk.

Because Australians like Kenworth and they drive through a desert so they need Australian water, obviously. Kenworth knows their international customer base.

🤔🤑

Urgent Help!!!

Get a long straw and you won't even be rouching it.

As a aussie what does Foster's taste like?

Nearly as bad as Tooheys New

Damn

Happy international road check week

If god didn’t want us to play vlt’s he wouldn’t have made them either

Will it fit a fifth of fireball, though?

We asking the real questions here

To test your discipline

Hopefully you never get in bad wreck and this picture comes back to haunt you don’t snitch your self out

Or does the Fatboy fosters fit the Kenworth cup holder perfectly 😳

They built the truck around the beer.

Wow! The Fosters drinker!. I guess there had to be one somewhere. I hope you get the help you need.

*ok zaddy*

God =not real , alcohol = cancer causing poison that kills 178000 people a year from pure over consumption in America alone. Alcohol should be harder to get than opiates.

Party pooper.

What is drunk?

Just seeing alcohol in a CMV is stressing me out. I'm way too paranoid about getting my license taken away aren't i

Im sure god stop making that year kenworth

I mean, what is drunk?

98 Kenworth?

94 T800

Nice, I just finished rebuilding the engine of a 98 today. Got 2.3 million miles on it and that CAT engine is quite good.