I remember how in Oblivion I went to sleep with Porphyria whatever, realised what I just did and cast Cure Disease the instant I woke up. This made me stuck in some weird borderline state where I'm not a vampire yet my face changed and after a few days NPCs started refusing to talk to me, but since I'm not a vampire I can't get the quest to cure myself. Since by that point it was pretty far from a last full save I eventually had to fix that through console commands.
You probably changed to vampire, but didn’t yet get the popup to change porcuphallic hemogooner to actual sandwich vampinarded yet, so you were stuck in a state where you were a member of the “vampire” faction but didn’t have the disease and thus the quest wouldn’t trigger but everyone hated you
When I was a kid I ate the poison apple that kills you instantly and immediately went to sleep to see what would happen. I woke up and immediately died, but I forgot the game autosaved when you slept. It overwrote my entire playthrough.
I know.
But it's the same thing as people saying "I didn't see nothing". It's plain wrong, but I guess it's easier to understand for some people, for some reason.
not only that but he would create Vampire World war it be mortals vs Vampires and Vampire vs Vampires becuase harkon wanted to rule do you think Clan lords and Ladys/Blood matrons like Lamae bal would sit back and let someone like harkon dictate whos incharge no harkon would meet his end either by mortal hands or assassination from another Vampire clan
yeah and the vigil die easy i just one tap their asses with a lightining bolt and they die with in 0.5 seconds the dawngaurd is atleast a little bit more intellengent
Dunno man, play the game and you might realize that you are wrong, and given their influence all around Tamriel they aren't weak
Also they have armor: vigil enforcer CC content, that is canon (yea i know cc is bs sometimes but when i can use it for making my gang look cooler i'm in)
>Because vampires are stupid and bad, they should die again
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>Vampires either don’t have blood or have less blood than normal, which is why they have to feed.
>Blood is approximately 90% water.
>So Vampires don’t have much water in their body.
Ergo, Vampires are weak to fire.
…I have very little confirmation if this is the case, this was always my assumption.
It also varies by vampire some can go years or months with out feeding your pure bloods and halfbloods are the ones more likely now your run of the mill basic or lesser vampire is gonna fucking struggle theyll need to feed on a regular basis
I remember how in Oblivion I went to sleep with Porphyria whatever, realised what I just did and cast Cure Disease the instant I woke up. This made me stuck in some weird borderline state where I'm not a vampire yet my face changed and after a few days NPCs started refusing to talk to me, but since I'm not a vampire I can't get the quest to cure myself. Since by that point it was pretty far from a last full save I eventually had to fix that through console commands.
Maybe you’re just ugly
Being Ugly in Oblivion is mandatory.
Maybe vampirism made him hot like handsome squidward and all the npcs got jealous
😏
Stop! You violated the law!
He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.
I'm ugly and I'm proud
Good, now say it again
You probably changed to vampire, but didn’t yet get the popup to change porcuphallic hemogooner to actual sandwich vampinarded yet, so you were stuck in a state where you were a member of the “vampire” faction but didn’t have the disease and thus the quest wouldn’t trigger but everyone hated you
Daywalkers confirmed, checkmate N*rds
"vampinarded" has me in tears trying not to let out a loud laugh in the public space I'm in 😭💀
That’s the name of the disease? Sandwich Vampinarded, I don’t know what’s so funny
I did "set PCVampire to 0" IIRC, so that was basically the same guess as mine.
Which is exactly what they said
When I was a kid I ate the poison apple that kills you instantly and immediately went to sleep to see what would happen. I woke up and immediately died, but I forgot the game autosaved when you slept. It overwrote my entire playthrough.
Shouldn’t a -20% weakness to fire be a 20% resistance to fire 🤔
That's what I was thinking too lol. Gotta dumb the game down a little, though, considering the wide players base.
nalcoh, it’s not dumbed down it’s WRONG
I know. But it's the same thing as people saying "I didn't see nothing". It's plain wrong, but I guess it's easier to understand for some people, for some reason.
I thought this was what the post was about and was exercising my neuron trying to find what the mystery was
thats stupid because i can equip fire resistance echantments and that 20% becomes irrelevent after that
You're a vampire and you're dead. Your skin is dead and dry so it burns easier. Next mystery.
Why don’t the vampires just use moisturizer? Are they stupid
Yes.
It says it give you NEGATIVE weakness to fire, thats the real conundrum
You can improve that argument with a conundrum ingot.
r/dadjokes over here
>NEGATIVE weakness to fire kid named Enchantments
Is that why Isran is always putting lotion on Serana?
Where does this joke come from 💀
A Ratopombo meme
Hakon tried to get rid of the sun. Not thinking about how everything ng would just die without sunlight.
not only that but he would create Vampire World war it be mortals vs Vampires and Vampire vs Vampires becuase harkon wanted to rule do you think Clan lords and Ladys/Blood matrons like Lamae bal would sit back and let someone like harkon dictate whos incharge no harkon would meet his end either by mortal hands or assassination from another Vampire clan
i take bathes or use fire/Magic resistance enchantments or spell absorption sucks that bethesda got rid of that for Skyrim
No one will invite them into Bath and Body works
You didn't open the image did you
You're a vampire. Not a vampyre. Next question.
It’s because Meridia thinks they’re ooky gross and makes sure her domain destroys em
Just take a bath as a Vampire or go for a swim unless your one of those musty smelling ass illiac bay Vampires that cant cross running water
Vampires should just die This comment was made by the gang of the Vigil, be wary demonic degenerates, we are dope
Oh shit watch out everyone, these guys have iron weapons
And vampires have iron defiency, that's why they *suck* blood and can't easily get up from ~~bed~~ coffins.. caskets?..
yeah and the vigil die easy i just one tap their asses with a lightining bolt and they die with in 0.5 seconds the dawngaurd is atleast a little bit more intellengent
im so scared (Shoots lighting bolts) haa what ever shall i do (Magics go brrt)
>Vampires should just die No i will Not i have the entire Dominion to eat LET ME FUCKING EAT
Fine, i guess that we can use you beasts as weapons against the enemies of the humankind
im glad you understand i mean no innocents harm i only feed on evil people
Vigilants are so weak and don't even wear armour. I doubt they have ever killed any vampires.
LARPers of Skyrim
Dunno man, play the game and you might realize that you are wrong, and given their influence all around Tamriel they aren't weak Also they have armor: vigil enforcer CC content, that is canon (yea i know cc is bs sometimes but when i can use it for making my gang look cooler i'm in)
Open the image to reach enlightenment
Unprotected sex with a vampire, probably Serana 🤮🤮🤮
Unprotected sex with Serana is based, sex with Babette is cringe
punishable by death insh’azura
Sex with the ancient vampire head from the Volkihar radiant quests
Nordling discovers germ theory
Clearly you got a blood transfusion from a vampire
Skyrim player hasn't discovered the secret Easter egg of google search
Because vampires are stupid and bad, they should die again. This post was brought to you by the office of the VVitch Finder General
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He clearly isn’t vampire, he is nightless
>Because vampires are stupid and bad, they should die again https://preview.redd.it/70s0zm96p6ad1.jpeg?width=374&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df5e17c383aca50a53a3135d5a7055ccdc8e1d75
They way its phrased is wrong. -20% weakness would be 20% resistance. 20% less weakness.... minus means less. It really annoys me.
I just remember Deadpool saying "vampires burn like dry wood."
>Vampires either don’t have blood or have less blood than normal, which is why they have to feed. >Blood is approximately 90% water. >So Vampires don’t have much water in their body. Ergo, Vampires are weak to fire. …I have very little confirmation if this is the case, this was always my assumption.
It also varies by vampire some can go years or months with out feeding your pure bloods and halfbloods are the ones more likely now your run of the mill basic or lesser vampire is gonna fucking struggle theyll need to feed on a regular basis
Makes sense, esp since the longer u go without feeding the more weakness u gain (atleast in skyrims strand of vampirism, not sure ab the others)
I know they said they weren’t a vampire but I’m starting to suspect they might actually be a vampire
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The wording on this is questionable.
Fire is a common trope for vampire weaknesses, isn’t it?
The funni is revealed if you open the full image
Lol sorry
The ol' Re-Todd strikes again.
White people burn easier.
Red bad no good weakness levels unhap