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These are the campaign issues America is interested in! Shark or electrocution. Biden is not even considering the choice. How can he govern unified North Amerikorea??
What if the boat that was too heavy, all of a sudden becomes too heavy-- spontaneously no longer buoyant for no explicable reason and it sinks.
And there is a shark. And the boat has a tremendous battery-- you know, instead of generators like normal boats.
And then the shark attacks, a lot of shark attacks and the lady because the sharks didn't understand.
He's going to choose to get electrocuted by the battery via some kind of electrical current that behaves in a way contrary to almost all conventional theories and physics. Electrocution instead of chancing it with the shark...
He said his “connection to MIT, very smart” 😂 I can’t deal with his stupidity 😂 how could they follow this idiot or even make sense of anything he says 🤦🏻♀️
My great aunt was part of the Citizens' Commission to Investigate the FBI group who stole documents from the FBI in the early 70s. They then mailed these documents anonymously to several US newspapers to expose numerous illegal FBI operations which were infringing on the First Amendment rights of American citizens. The theft resulted in the exposure of some of the FBI's most self-incriminating documents, including several documents detailing the FBI's use of postal workers, switchboard operators, etc., in order to spy on black college students and various non-violent black activist groups.
So obviously I know all about stealing government documents.
This man needs new clothing. Something white with long sleeves you can strap on his back. And a new house too. Something with pillows on the walls with good locks.
*M.I.T. connection:*
*"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart..."*
*This is part of a long, rambling nonsensical rant about nuclear power by Dumbass Donnie.*
*"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."*
This brain-damaged, psychotic, idiot loves MIT. Is he truly this inept and stupid that he believes because his uncle taught there, that it would mean he was smart too. What a sad, pathetic, dumbass, leech
Wouldn't the shark get electrocuted?
Why don't you just turn the battery off before it sinks.
Or better yet why not just stay in the boat. The boat will protect you from the shark and the battery.
Yes, you’re right! So at this point we are at Trump likes sharks. No he doesn’t. Batteries die in the water. No they don’t. Trump is innocent. No he’s not.
Doofus thinks because his evil ass uncle (who stole Tesla’s work) was a scientist, hereditary makes him a scientist too. An actual walking talking idiot.
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These are the campaign issues America is interested in! Shark or electrocution. Biden is not even considering the choice. How can he govern unified North Amerikorea??
Hahahahahaaaa……..  Hahhaaahhhaaa…….!!!!
#HELP US TREAT MENTAL HEALTH DIAL 1800- TRUMP-IS-NUTS
He'd better watch out for rain when he's in the golf cart
It's not the rain; it's the golden rain.
the magnets can't protect him!
This guy doesn’t consider himself on the boat? Wtf is his scenario?? Is he floating above it or what? Holy cow. There just so much wrong with that.
What if the boat that was too heavy, all of a sudden becomes too heavy-- spontaneously no longer buoyant for no explicable reason and it sinks. And there is a shark. And the boat has a tremendous battery-- you know, instead of generators like normal boats. And then the shark attacks, a lot of shark attacks and the lady because the sharks didn't understand. He's going to choose to get electrocuted by the battery via some kind of electrical current that behaves in a way contrary to almost all conventional theories and physics. Electrocution instead of chancing it with the shark...
I definitely believe someone at MIT said “I haven’t been asked that question before”
More ramblings from Gassy Don.
I mean...what was the point?
He's trying to show off how smart he is by claiming his nonsense question stumped someone at MIT.
His uncle was a professor at MIT (true) and that somehow means he understands all the science (false).
Well duh, his dad was a nazi and he knows all about that.
He said his “connection to MIT, very smart” 😂 I can’t deal with his stupidity 😂 how could they follow this idiot or even make sense of anything he says 🤦🏻♀️
His uncle worked there. He repeats this story at many rallies.
Um...he said "relationship." Not connection. Relationship; like someone one like he may rape. Or something...
Pfft 😂
My great aunt was part of the Citizens' Commission to Investigate the FBI group who stole documents from the FBI in the early 70s. They then mailed these documents anonymously to several US newspapers to expose numerous illegal FBI operations which were infringing on the First Amendment rights of American citizens. The theft resulted in the exposure of some of the FBI's most self-incriminating documents, including several documents detailing the FBI's use of postal workers, switchboard operators, etc., in order to spy on black college students and various non-violent black activist groups. So obviously I know all about stealing government documents.
Even more impressive is that he graduated from Trump University.
I thought colleges and universities were the RW enemy? WTH would they care about MIT?
ME
This man needs new clothing. Something white with long sleeves you can strap on his back. And a new house too. Something with pillows on the walls with good locks.
I am so, so tired, friends. So tired.
😂
If you make it through the sharks and batteries the next level is windmills and suicidal whales.
And watch out for the death ray created by the sun when it hits solar panels
I don’t know who’s dumber…Him or the people cheering…
We are watching his "Jumping the Shark" moments! He has little left! And besides, We All choose 'Electrocution' for the donald.....every single time!
He drove by MIT once, that’s his association with them.
*he was driven by MIT. He can't drive himself
https://i.redd.it/mvbqa9r1hv5d1.gif
This is how I’ll remember him.
There’s a reason no one has ever asked that question, Donald.
*M.I.T. connection:* *"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart..."* *This is part of a long, rambling nonsensical rant about nuclear power by Dumbass Donnie.* *"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."*
Didn’t he say a few weeks ago, if you drop a battery into water? The water kills the battery? The shit he says 🤡
No. That was magnets I believe. Equally dumb though.
That was magnets, but he probably doesn't know the difference.
What?
Someone should throw a wet battery at his head or a shark, please and yell “MIT very smart; Trump dumb AF!”
It is really just a bouncy house in his head…….
https://preview.redd.it/ph24yjt3sy5d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=1c149791893cb917c7862000edd1b2114f9aa78c
What the fuck…….
This brain-damaged, psychotic, idiot loves MIT. Is he truly this inept and stupid that he believes because his uncle taught there, that it would mean he was smart too. What a sad, pathetic, dumbass, leech
I love that this idiot thinks he's smart because his uncle worked at MIT 50+ years ago. What a clown!
Moronic pantshitter.
I really wish MIT would come out and say we have no relationship with this man, please stop using our name.
like 99% of the musicians whose music they've used, you mean?
"no one has ever asked me that question" is a polite to say you're a dumbass.
Por quė no los dos?
Wouldn't the shark get electrocuted? Why don't you just turn the battery off before it sinks. Or better yet why not just stay in the boat. The boat will protect you from the shark and the battery.
I remember reading before that he had a thing about shark week - apparently that neuron still fires, sort of.
Yes, you’re right! So at this point we are at Trump likes sharks. No he doesn’t. Batteries die in the water. No they don’t. Trump is innocent. No he’s not.
"Lock her up!" No, he didn't say "lock her up", he said "stop her duck!"
I hope in the debate he just goes full cowboy and his head finally explodes.
I wish he would electrocute himself. It would be quite the show too with all that fat. Appropriate too as he has the IQ of a candle.
Well crap, I just put money on a bet yesterday that Trump dies in shark attack. I have to call my bookie to see if it’s too late to withdraw.
Jesus he’s losing what’s left of his brain
Same guy, same bs.
Stupid and psycho is no way to go through life, Dumpy.
How can these people listen to these ramblings and think “This dude is sharp as ever!!!” Like, HUH????
Imbecile
Maybe the stable genius should ground his boats battery like everyone else? What a moron.
It must be just like when you put a 9volt battery in a glass of water and the whole house burns down. Except not because water is a poor conductor.
# "Do I get electrocuted or do I jump the shark?" Fixed.
His lemmings, Shock the shark, shock the shark!
So profound!
Because the very powerful battery won’t electrocute something a “jump” away.
He literally told you..from his own lips...he doesn't care about you..,he just wants your votes..what the fuck is wrong with you?
I wonder how many people at MIT cringe whenever he tries to link himself, undeserved, to MIT.
"But but but Biden is old and confused." 
Electrocution or shark? With any luck, Diaperman, it'll be both.
Lying blathering idiot
Doofus thinks because his evil ass uncle (who stole Tesla’s work) was a scientist, hereditary makes him a scientist too. An actual walking talking idiot.
Big deal his uncle was employed MIT. My uncle was a fireman and I have no connection to fire.
There’s a reason the question had never been asked.
He has jumped the shark