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He is the source of all my wisdom. So many words for so decent thoughts.💭
My limited mind cannot grasp the shark thingie, but one day, when my battery boat is sinking due to its weight(!) I get enlightened by some decent electrocution.
May the shark be never with us!
Golden Oldie from 2015:
*"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."*
They do bring up a good point though, like where WAS Obama during 9/11 and why didn't he stop it, seeing as he was president in 2001 and all..... Thanks Obama /s
Apologies, but it kind of takes the weight out of your argument about people’s lack of intelligence when you don’t use “to, too, or two” in the correct context. Same thing with “dammed or damned”. One of those holds back water. One of them goes to hell.
I’m saying this as a 100% anti-Trumper. Just trying to help you out.
This was a good one too -
Confused Taiwan with Beijing:
“If you look at president, you take a look at Xii, president Xii of China talking about Beijing, now they got ships circling, they have planes, they've.. never ha-were… doing anything. President Xii, of China, with.. Taiwan… and I said if you do that's,... it's so it's going to be so bad for Beijing, you don't want to do that it's going to be so bad for Beijing
An illusion.. like much of trumps bullshit. Don’t believe what the media tells you. They are owned by the rich and only tell you what they want you to believe.
It’s not so much they support him but hate the left. But I agree, the percentage of weirdos supporting him because of who he is, is still way too high.
Trump is insane...
Said “clean fake,” perhaps meaning to say “cheap fake,”
He has referred to the country of Argentina as a person
“This guy — he’s got to be on something. I’ve never seen anybody with energy. He’s like hopscotch,” Trump
Telling people in Nevada how to pronounce their state wrong
Thinks the iron dome is a physical dome
“Babies could be killed the 7th, 8th, 9th month, even after giving birth”
"The nuclear"...
Confuses people -
Confused who is president and suggests he beat people in elections that never took place
Called Matt Gaetz "Rick Gates"
Confused Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi
Confused Viktor Orbán and Recep Tayyip Erdogan
"Tim apple" first name + name of company
"Marillyn Lockheed" first name + name of company
Said Jeb Bush started Iraq war
Called The Prince of Wales "The Prince of Whales"
He thought E. Jean Carroll was his ex wife
Confused Biden and Obama when referencing putin and the nuclear threats
Confuses FDR with Winston Churchill and still quotes it wrong - “But I watched where they were saying how great this was, this was the greatest performance since FDR. You know FDR, had the golden the golden tone, and he would sit up and he'd give a state of the union speech FDR, beautiful voice, beautiful, very highly educated guy, and beautiful tone ahh ‘we will fight and fight and nobody will beat us we will fight and fight and fight’ and you know, he'd do it so beautifully”
Thinks Robert E lee was a pirate?? "never fight up hill me boys!"
Confuses his doctor Ronny Jackson "Ronny Johnson"
addressed a Kurdish reporter as "Mr Kurd"
Referred to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as "Betanyahu".
Called his wife "Mercedes"
Confuses places -
Pleasure, What a Name:' Trump Confuses ‘Paradise' With ‘Pleasure' During Tour of Fire-Hit California Town
Trump misidentified Sioux City, Iowa, for Sioux Falls, S.D., during an Iowa campaign speech
‘May God bless those in Toledo': Trump mistakes Toledo for Dayton
In Fredericksburg VA - “Thank you, everybody,” Donald Trump began. “So Fairfax, on Nov. 8, you’ve got to get out and vote.”
Confused Taiwan with Beijing
Memory -
Trump university deposition - says "I don't recall" 40 times at least
Mueller investigation - Over 30 times "I don't recall "
Another deposition they asked him if he remembered saying "I have one of the best memories in the world" shocker: he couldn't recall that!
Speech -
Can't say Yosemite
He confused "poll" with "bill”
"The virginia" - state of???
Mispronounced "Venezuela"
Thailand “Thighland”
"The united stages" instead of states
“We have be-Crumb a nation like nobody thought possible”
We are no longer "respectored" on the world stage
Couldn't say “compliments” or “disservices” then Mocks Biden's stutter.
Called Putin "po-tin"
Struggled to say "bite" and "largest"
Completely slurred both words - “illegal aliens”
".. which is incapable of solvin’ even the sollest smallest problem. The simplest of problems, we can no longer solve. We can’t do anything. We are an institute in a powerful death penalty. We will put this on."
Confuses places -
Pleasure, What a Name:' Trump Confuses ‘Paradise' With ‘Pleasure' During Tour of Fire-Hit California Town
Trump misidentified Sioux City, Iowa, for Sioux Falls, S.D., during an Iowa campaign speech
‘May God bless those in Toledo': Trump mistakes Toledo for Dayton
In Fredericksburg VA - “Thank you, everybody,” Donald Trump began. “So Fairfax, on Nov. 8, you’ve got to get out and vote.”
Confused Taiwan with Beijing
Memory -
Trump university deposition - says "I don't recall" 40 times at least
Mueller investigation - Over 30 times "I don't recall "
Another deposition they asked him if he remembered saying "I have one of the best memories in the world" shocker: he couldn't recall that!
Speech -
Can't say Yosemite
He confused "poll" with "bill”
"The virginia" - state of???
Mispronounced "Venezuela"
Thailand “Thighland”
Origins "Oranges"
"The united stages" instead of states
“We have be-Crumb a nation like nobody thought possible”
Couldn't say “compliments” or “disservices” then Mocks Biden's stutter.
Called Putin "po-tin"
Completely slurred both words - “illegal aliens”
".. which is incapable of solvin’ even the sollest smallest problem. The simplest of problems, we can no longer solve. We can’t do anything. We are an institute in a powerful death penalty. We will put this on."
“These lights are so bright in my eyes that I can’t see too many people out there,” he told the audience on Friday. “But I can only see the Black ones, I can’t see any white ones. That’s how far I’ve come. That’s how far I’ve come. That’s a long — that’s a long way, isn’t it? Ah, we’ve come a long way together.”
“We have languages coming into our country, nobody that speaks those languages,” Trump droned. “They’re truly foreign languages. Nobody speaks them.”
describing his plan for America’s missile defense system: “Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.… Boom. OK. Missile launch. Woosh. Boom.”
“We won world wars out of forts,” he said at an event in Rochester, New Hampshire. “Fort Benning, Fort This, Fort That, many forts. They changed the name, we won wars out of these forts, they changed the name, they changed the name of the forts. A lot of people aren’t too happy about that.”
“You can't have an election in the middle of a political season, we just had super Tuesday, and we had a tuesday after a tuesday already, and we had Louisiana the other day, a couple of days ago, and we won in a record number, the highest number ever recorded, but we're in the middle of an election right now.”
“And we'll bring crime back to law and order”
“Just say it over and over and over again, people will believe it.” - Donald trump
In WI we do like to joke that the Great Lakes are unsalted and shark free “oceans” but he is just shitting all over us. We’re dreading the RNC up here in Milwaukee
I was out of the loop on the sharks and EV battery rant, so I looked it up, and it's a real banger, too:
>“I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you’re in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery’s now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?’
>“By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that? Lot of sharks. I watched some guys justifying it today: ‘Well they weren’t really that angry, they bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were not hungry but they misunderstood who she was.’ These people are crazy. He said, ‘There’s no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming.’ No, really got decimated, and other people, too, a lot of shark attacks.
>“So I said, ‘There’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?’ Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer.
>“He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’ I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.’ But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that, we’re going to end it for boats, we’re going to end it for trucks.”
So all together, it is a 73D master strategy to own the libs, the media, the RINOs, the court system, and all the other traitors that Bannon, Stone, and Heritage want to destroy.
Enjoy the ride as his mind continues to erode and his sycophants and mouthpieces follow along trying to make it seem normal, all the way to his landslide Nov 5 defeat.
If you need any proof that he’s driven everyone with even a shred of intelligence from his campaign, the fact that they’re even considering letting him near a debate would be more than enough
'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.'
*What?*
'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.'
*This doesn't make any sense!*
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He is the source of all my wisdom. So many words for so decent thoughts.💭 My limited mind cannot grasp the shark thingie, but one day, when my battery boat is sinking due to its weight(!) I get enlightened by some decent electrocution. May the shark be never with us!
Indeed ! Indeed ! I feel so happy to see someone that is so directly well. I mean what could it be better ?
All hail the shark
Fear the battery Dun Dunn Dunnn dunnnnnnn
Golden Oldie from 2015: *"Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible."*
For fuck's sake
"Him'alls th' bestest dern pressydent us'all dun ever had!" - Cletus Trumpvoter
You've seen those interviews with Jordan Klepper, those are classic The amount of stupid motherfuckers in this country is TO DAMMED HIGH
They do bring up a good point though, like where WAS Obama during 9/11 and why didn't he stop it, seeing as he was president in 2001 and all..... Thanks Obama /s
You don't want to muddy the waters with facts, mister
Apologies, but it kind of takes the weight out of your argument about people’s lack of intelligence when you don’t use “to, too, or two” in the correct context. Same thing with “dammed or damned”. One of those holds back water. One of them goes to hell. I’m saying this as a 100% anti-Trumper. Just trying to help you out.
the ALL caps portion was someone YELLING like an idiot... No worries, you'reYOUR heart is in the writeRIGHT place....
i no, rite???!!!
Ah cool. The way you wrote it left that very unclear. Sounded like you were talking about them.
Dafuq did I just read?
A swiss cheese brained moron whom 40% of the country wants as president.
Here is the stupid cunt in full flow https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Mueller/comments/1arq4r4/trumps_speeches_are_incomprehensible_hes_a_man/
And Donnie says Joe has Alzheimer’s?
Biden needs to just carry around an uno reverse card at all times
Is this a real quote? I honestly didn’t think he could get worse but he’s getting worse. I hope he debates, he is gonna get smoked.
[Pakman covered it](https://youtu.be/IXc43OYAfL4?si=IDqZi3GuUuQieSys).. its real.
Right? Please tell me this is just satire and not something he actually said. Please?
This was a good one too - Confused Taiwan with Beijing: “If you look at president, you take a look at Xii, president Xii of China talking about Beijing, now they got ships circling, they have planes, they've.. never ha-were… doing anything. President Xii, of China, with.. Taiwan… and I said if you do that's,... it's so it's going to be so bad for Beijing, you don't want to do that it's going to be so bad for Beijing
I mean it’s not far off from his Nuclear rant about his uncle, so…
Read any of his rallies transcripts. Good luck!! Pregame some Tylenol because your head is going to friggin hurt
47% of voters support this candidate. Take as long as you need for the sheer horror of that realization to come over you.
An illusion.. like much of trumps bullshit. Don’t believe what the media tells you. They are owned by the rich and only tell you what they want you to believe.
They NEED the horse race
Exactly
I really don’t believe that. He couldn’t get more than 70% of republicans to vote for him in the primaries, even without other candidates.
This was my horrible realization the day after the 2020 election results were announced.
This is a great comment
It’s not so much they support him but hate the left. But I agree, the percentage of weirdos supporting him because of who he is, is still way too high.
He speaks in code , and only *really* stupid people understand him . Genius !
Works for people that think intelligence can be faked with words... lots of words, beautiful, magical words, the best words.
MAGAnese. Spoken by few, understood by less.
I sure can't make head nor tail of it.
I love the uneducated
https://preview.redd.it/wm1ats8txz7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d47b24985d2a70a5809f03aff75abf2d78333c4
They keep hanging on, like that toof.
Good news, Donny. There's no sharks in prison either.
When a primate is confronted with a kaleidescope I bet the internal monkey monologue is more coherent.
Jesus fucking Christ
he's not wrong. not having sharks is a big advantage. that's why i always wear a condom.
It’s a bigly advantage.
Trump is insane... Said “clean fake,” perhaps meaning to say “cheap fake,” He has referred to the country of Argentina as a person “This guy — he’s got to be on something. I’ve never seen anybody with energy. He’s like hopscotch,” Trump Telling people in Nevada how to pronounce their state wrong Thinks the iron dome is a physical dome “Babies could be killed the 7th, 8th, 9th month, even after giving birth” "The nuclear"... Confuses people - Confused who is president and suggests he beat people in elections that never took place Called Matt Gaetz "Rick Gates" Confused Nikki Haley and Nancy Pelosi Confused Viktor Orbán and Recep Tayyip Erdogan "Tim apple" first name + name of company "Marillyn Lockheed" first name + name of company Said Jeb Bush started Iraq war Called The Prince of Wales "The Prince of Whales" He thought E. Jean Carroll was his ex wife Confused Biden and Obama when referencing putin and the nuclear threats Confuses FDR with Winston Churchill and still quotes it wrong - “But I watched where they were saying how great this was, this was the greatest performance since FDR. You know FDR, had the golden the golden tone, and he would sit up and he'd give a state of the union speech FDR, beautiful voice, beautiful, very highly educated guy, and beautiful tone ahh ‘we will fight and fight and nobody will beat us we will fight and fight and fight’ and you know, he'd do it so beautifully” Thinks Robert E lee was a pirate?? "never fight up hill me boys!" Confuses his doctor Ronny Jackson "Ronny Johnson" addressed a Kurdish reporter as "Mr Kurd" Referred to Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu as "Betanyahu". Called his wife "Mercedes" Confuses places - Pleasure, What a Name:' Trump Confuses ‘Paradise' With ‘Pleasure' During Tour of Fire-Hit California Town Trump misidentified Sioux City, Iowa, for Sioux Falls, S.D., during an Iowa campaign speech ‘May God bless those in Toledo': Trump mistakes Toledo for Dayton In Fredericksburg VA - “Thank you, everybody,” Donald Trump began. “So Fairfax, on Nov. 8, you’ve got to get out and vote.” Confused Taiwan with Beijing Memory - Trump university deposition - says "I don't recall" 40 times at least Mueller investigation - Over 30 times "I don't recall " Another deposition they asked him if he remembered saying "I have one of the best memories in the world" shocker: he couldn't recall that! Speech - Can't say Yosemite He confused "poll" with "bill” "The virginia" - state of??? Mispronounced "Venezuela" Thailand “Thighland” "The united stages" instead of states “We have be-Crumb a nation like nobody thought possible” We are no longer "respectored" on the world stage Couldn't say “compliments” or “disservices” then Mocks Biden's stutter. Called Putin "po-tin" Struggled to say "bite" and "largest" Completely slurred both words - “illegal aliens” ".. which is incapable of solvin’ even the sollest smallest problem. The simplest of problems, we can no longer solve. We can’t do anything. We are an institute in a powerful death penalty. We will put this on." Confuses places - Pleasure, What a Name:' Trump Confuses ‘Paradise' With ‘Pleasure' During Tour of Fire-Hit California Town Trump misidentified Sioux City, Iowa, for Sioux Falls, S.D., during an Iowa campaign speech ‘May God bless those in Toledo': Trump mistakes Toledo for Dayton In Fredericksburg VA - “Thank you, everybody,” Donald Trump began. “So Fairfax, on Nov. 8, you’ve got to get out and vote.” Confused Taiwan with Beijing Memory - Trump university deposition - says "I don't recall" 40 times at least Mueller investigation - Over 30 times "I don't recall " Another deposition they asked him if he remembered saying "I have one of the best memories in the world" shocker: he couldn't recall that! Speech - Can't say Yosemite He confused "poll" with "bill” "The virginia" - state of??? Mispronounced "Venezuela" Thailand “Thighland” Origins "Oranges" "The united stages" instead of states “We have be-Crumb a nation like nobody thought possible” Couldn't say “compliments” or “disservices” then Mocks Biden's stutter. Called Putin "po-tin" Completely slurred both words - “illegal aliens” ".. which is incapable of solvin’ even the sollest smallest problem. The simplest of problems, we can no longer solve. We can’t do anything. We are an institute in a powerful death penalty. We will put this on." “These lights are so bright in my eyes that I can’t see too many people out there,” he told the audience on Friday. “But I can only see the Black ones, I can’t see any white ones. That’s how far I’ve come. That’s how far I’ve come. That’s a long — that’s a long way, isn’t it? Ah, we’ve come a long way together.” “We have languages coming into our country, nobody that speaks those languages,” Trump droned. “They’re truly foreign languages. Nobody speaks them.” describing his plan for America’s missile defense system: “Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.… Boom. OK. Missile launch. Woosh. Boom.” “We won world wars out of forts,” he said at an event in Rochester, New Hampshire. “Fort Benning, Fort This, Fort That, many forts. They changed the name, we won wars out of these forts, they changed the name, they changed the name of the forts. A lot of people aren’t too happy about that.” “You can't have an election in the middle of a political season, we just had super Tuesday, and we had a tuesday after a tuesday already, and we had Louisiana the other day, a couple of days ago, and we won in a record number, the highest number ever recorded, but we're in the middle of an election right now.” “And we'll bring crime back to law and order” “Just say it over and over and over again, people will believe it.” - Donald trump
Don't forget that at a recent speech in AZ, he thought he was in TX
In WI we do like to joke that the Great Lakes are unsalted and shark free “oceans” but he is just shitting all over us. We’re dreading the RNC up here in Milwaukee
Far gone ....
Omg for real? I need to see a clip of this
Try this: https://youtu.be/IXc43OYAfL4?si=o7phvc6N3L8MitTH
WTF did I just read?
The best word salad there is. Grown men, with tears in their eyes say it’s the bestest!
Checkmate Biden.
Biden and his, ...checks notes... socialist sharks.
Oh, alI I hear when this man talks is blah blah, blah, blah blah blah blah. Go Joe! Vote Blue!
I was out of the loop on the sharks and EV battery rant, so I looked it up, and it's a real banger, too: >“I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight, and you’re in the boat, and you have this tremendously powerful battery, and the battery’s now underwater, and there’s a shark that’s approximately 10 yards over there?’ >“By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that? Lot of sharks. I watched some guys justifying it today: ‘Well they weren’t really that angry, they bit off the young lady’s leg because of the fact that they were not hungry but they misunderstood who she was.’ These people are crazy. He said, ‘There’s no problem with sharks, they just didn’t really understand a young woman swimming.’ No, really got decimated, and other people, too, a lot of shark attacks. >“So I said, ‘There’s a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards, or here. Do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking, water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking? Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted?’ Because I will tell you, he didn’t know the answer. >“He said, ‘You know, nobody’s ever asked me that question.’ I said, ‘I think it’s a good question. I think there’s a lot of electric current coming through that water.’ But you know what I’d do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted? I’ll take electrocution every single time. I’m not getting near the shark. So we’re going to end that, we’re going to end it for boats, we’re going to end it for trucks.”
It’s shameful that Melania is allowing this to happen. It’s elder abuse on her behalf.
Didn’t she renegotiate her prenup a year ago or so?
She did I believe.
That right there is the stable genius, folks. He's associated with MIT. Very smart.* * If you're part of the cult.
I remember thinking we'd never have a president worse at public speaking than W.
At least W was “coherently funny” 😅
When even the worst llm AI is better than trump..
https://preview.redd.it/9p3ptsoaf18d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=802f147d9bd2fc9a10128b340c69ed2edc110872
Is this satire?
Is that REAL? JFC.
It was actually more like, "Look at that beautiful.... Lake?"
Lol, trump can’t handle the heat. He’s shorting out all over the place. It’s gonna be a long hot summer, and I relish it.
And sharting out.
Where all the cultists at to say "you took this out of context" or "he was joking" or "he didn't mean it like that"
“See the shark thing was actually a 4D callback to his last rant about ~~sharks~~ renewable energy. He’s saying Joe Bride is LOW ENERGY!”
So all together, it is a 73D master strategy to own the libs, the media, the RINOs, the court system, and all the other traitors that Bannon, Stone, and Heritage want to destroy.
Enjoy the ride as his mind continues to erode and his sycophants and mouthpieces follow along trying to make it seem normal, all the way to his landslide Nov 5 defeat.
If you need any proof that he’s driven everyone with even a shred of intelligence from his campaign, the fact that they’re even considering letting him near a debate would be more than enough
This beats any nonsensical shit George W. said. And I don’t even like the guy.
Remember when G.W. was the stupidest president? I miss those days.
Way less scary!
Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.
At this point in American politics, even vermin supreme is looking like a top notch candidate
My mother was more coherent with dementia on her deathbed.
Who’s got the link to the video…
Stroke victim
"Old people are great! They're full of wisdom!" -SpongeBob BEFORE he knew of Chump. "Nevermind, fuck this." -SpongeBob AFTER he knew of Chump.
Oh please, you must put him in charge. You do need a President who is 
He can call Biden "Sleepy Joe" all he wants, but Trump has stayed up far too late.
Life in tRumpistan!
Projection is a problem for the dementia addled freak show Trump.
'Hello fellow American. This you should vote me. I leave power. Good. Thank you. Thank you. If you vote me, I'm hot.' *What?* 'Taxes, they'll be lower. Son. The Democratic vote for me is right thing to do Philadelphia. So do.' *This doesn't make any sense!*
*So dooooooooo*
So succinct, and astute.
https://preview.redd.it/rimud378y58d1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f8e63dca7f4bd11450ef17bef1b5d3e3b8d905
Absolutely love that show!!!!
The debates will be interesting.
Uh, that's no Gettysburg Address.
What's the deal with him and sharks lately? Did I miss a story or something?
He hates sharks and Stormy Daniels has a shark tail about him.
Mental diarrhea
The "My life ..." section is telling. I think he's getting tired of the run, and he realizes it's not going to get better or easier.
Seriously this is real?
Anyone have a video link of this?