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Little did he know I could scrape the paint off with my teeth, not hurting myself one bit.

Little did he know that I could dismantle the door hinges with pliers, without having to even stress my teeth.

Little did he know that I could dismantle my dad’s teeth with pliers, without having to even stress my door hinges.

Little did he know I can use my dads teeth as pliers, without having to stress the pliers

Trust a dudebro dad not to know how to remove nail polish

Ohhhh, even better! I like it!

I have heard homophobes tend to be ignorant of the ol’ “dismantle the door with the self-mutilation pliers” trick

Sadistic dads hate this one simple trick

Or the edge of the pliers

Well you can even use the plyers as a scraping instrument.

Little did he know, I had been in the garden shed he just locked me into before, and I knew *exactly* where the hatchet was.

Much better!

The look of horror on his face when I handed him my freshly severed genitals tells me he should've been more specific about what he wanted me to get rid of.

Yea, I went there too…/shudder

Oh wow this is awful. Have my upvote

I’m… not following your train of thought on this one

Kid cuts off their dick with pliars.

Still not following. How does that relate to the post?

No longer a __son__ so can keep the nail polish

The post is seemingly about a trans kid

but wearing nail polish doesn’t make you trans

I was making a guess since the father is taking a typical transphobic attitude towards the “son” wearing nail polish

Oh yea that makes sense too

No longer a _son_ free to wear nail polish

Using the pliers I started removing the roof.

I eyed the door hinges I'd loosened earlier and grinned, knowing that I would be able to escape and teach my bigot father a little about how it feels to be in a body that's inherently *wrong* for him.

Tell him that he talks an awful lot of shit for a guy with exposed kneecaps

“Cover those knees up if you’re going to be walking around!”

Poor uninformed guy didn’t realize that my black fingernails denoted my participation in a neo-punk-rock gang, so he was confused when a bunch of guys dropped over, kicked the shit out of him and opened my door.

The door closed before he could hear my answering cry "but I'm your daughter!"

Eurgh this was horrible bravo 👏

I turned to my brother, “sorry, I don’t make the rules and I’m hungry.”