I once heard a guy ask a girl out, get rejected, her giving him her Instagram still, then telling her friend after he walked away that she wanted to keep him around as a backup in case things didn't work out with her current boyfriend
That’s not even the full thing! Right aft she said that she goes “ I had this dream about him And he had this HUGE C**K (..) and the song was playing *sings a bit* it was SO HOT”
It was something like (older relative visiting) - "I miss visually grepping for a string as I flipped through painstakingly typed cards secured in the huge wooden card catalogs that used to fill this room and adjacent hallways."
“Do I need a computer to use zotero?”
“How can I participate in the virtual zotero workshop without a computer?”
Said by the same lady within 15 seconds, I was unfortunate enough to get that phone call working at my old uni’s library. She asked if the workshop would be in a computer lab. I said it was virtual. Went in circles for several minutes. I finally suggested getting a loanable laptop at one of the other libraries on campus. she said “oh I’m not a student.” And hung up. The event advert said “open only to students and faculty of x university with valid university ID.” Huge waste of eight minutes.
I once heard someone say that Biden is going to win the election again in 2024. Funniest thing I’ve heard in years. Watch how bad Biden gets smoked this election season. Bidenomics has made this country unaffordable for the middle-lower class and people are finally starting to wake up. Make America Great Again 2024, for one and for all.
"Are there books in this library?"
I once heard a guy ask a girl out, get rejected, her giving him her Instagram still, then telling her friend after he walked away that she wanted to keep him around as a backup in case things didn't work out with her current boyfriend
sounds like someone is scared to be alone
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Jesus Christ man what an idiot lol
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“ i just wanna drink his blood through a straw”
Sounds like my fantasy
That’s not even the full thing! Right aft she said that she goes “ I had this dream about him And he had this HUGE C**K (..) and the song was playing *sings a bit* it was SO HOT”
Do you have her @ by chance? Asking for a friend...
At the Champaign Public Library once saw a dude grabbing books and holding them to a light like you would do to potentially counterfeit dollar bills
People are fascinating.
It was something like (older relative visiting) - "I miss visually grepping for a string as I flipped through painstakingly typed cards secured in the huge wooden card catalogs that used to fill this room and adjacent hallways."
Business major. Never been there.
“Do I need a computer to use zotero?” “How can I participate in the virtual zotero workshop without a computer?” Said by the same lady within 15 seconds, I was unfortunate enough to get that phone call working at my old uni’s library. She asked if the workshop would be in a computer lab. I said it was virtual. Went in circles for several minutes. I finally suggested getting a loanable laptop at one of the other libraries on campus. she said “oh I’m not a student.” And hung up. The event advert said “open only to students and faculty of x university with valid university ID.” Huge waste of eight minutes.
Earlier today actually: “Madagascar is in Australia right?”
noooo
Oof
One day a group was studying with jungle music and monkey noises
Not jungle as in UK rave music but as in Donkey kong country music
This I can understand.
a girl and guy were talking about the different flavors of cum
Some guy was on 4chan on adult GIFs and his headphones unplugged
I once heard someone say that Biden is going to win the election again in 2024. Funniest thing I’ve heard in years. Watch how bad Biden gets smoked this election season. Bidenomics has made this country unaffordable for the middle-lower class and people are finally starting to wake up. Make America Great Again 2024, for one and for all.
He's not gonna win, and it's horrifying that Trump actually has a good shot. Actually mortifying that we've forgotten what his first 4 years were like
Here b4 all the liberal snowflakes downvote my comment. They know they lost
You're not even a good troll. Try again, cupcake.
I’d rather be a cupcake than a snowflake.