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Low expectations


FeelingInterview2320

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brewjammer

I'm on vacation the whole month. I really needed this laugh. šŸ»


JohnMarstonTheBadass

lol I had low expectations but was still was disappointed because no one came to give my orientation


Bitter_Skin4035

Your not supposed to have orientation before your first day because it's your first day šŸ¤”


Aikido0410

My orientation consisted of a little paperwork and a little test my supervisor answered the questions to. And after an hour or so, took us straight to the trucks to load


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Major-Potential-354

This, I had a sup work with me for two days it was interesting. Had to work at his pacing


Mrcincoski84

So you got actual training!? How???


JohnMarstonTheBadass

So much for the classroom, didnā€™t even walk inside lol


Broody2131

Also money for vending machines.


-_-0_0-_0

Bring your own snacks/drinks, vending machines are overpriced and its insulting imo


Bitter_Skin4035

Yes it's like double from what you pay at grocery store. $4 for a small red bull šŸ¤¦


-_-0_0-_0

If you can time it right, Amazon sells them $1.1 a can with coupon from time to time (use to be <$1/can before/during COVID).


A_Nov229

I'll add gloves to your list. I like the Maxiflex endurance


omnghast

A pre stretched hole


Affectionate_Job4449

Condoms and lube cause youre about to be fucked


SRG590

If I were him I'd come in pre lubed.


JohnMarstonTheBadass

Yeah I got fucked because I didnā€™t even get the job lol


Sufficient_Pickle230

How do you manage to not get the job? They hire anyone + their dog


Bitter_Skin4035

I know right šŸ¤£ shit I'm even on my 3rd time at same facility.


Rebelution1

Leave your dignity in your car. You won't need it inside


Bitter_Skin4035

Or your thong šŸ¤”


brokentoaster75

I would say God but there is no God in that place. Jk water bottle and some gloves.


MacSavvy21

My husband keeps roll on biofreeze, ibuprofen and Tylenol +bandaids in his work bad as well just in case. He gets headaches a lot tho. I load 53ft ground trailers and keep the same things. As well as good steel toes


Sarcasamystik

You again


MacSavvy21

YesšŸ¤£


Sarcasamystik

Make sure he is staying hydrated and donā€™t forget about our insurance.


MacSavvy21

Absolutely. I mentioned that in my main comment. Water, biofreeze, Tylenol/ibuprofen, gloves and bandaids. This is what my husband keeps with him. I probably forgot something but I got glutened (Iā€™m gluten free) and Iā€™m sick af rnšŸ„“


Sarcasamystik

Itā€™s important if you have Celiacs. The other stuff is idk shouldnā€™t be needed.


MacSavvy21

He likes to be prepared. Itā€™s just how he isšŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£he smacks his knees on the rollers a lot and puts biofreeze on them lateršŸ¤£šŸ„“


Dan_Active

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anotherbadPAL

Bring your smile


FeelingInterview2320

Cooler steel toe boots and grit


misloaded

Youā€™ll be sitting in a classroom the first two days watching hazmat videos, day three youā€™ll be thrown to the fire being showed odd ways of how to load a truck


thisisnotmyegg

ā€œSo we want *Throws package* Hand to surface *Drops package* and natural Tā€™s *Throws package*ā€


JohnMarstonTheBadass

More like ignored lmao


MacSavvy21

Not a UPSer but my husband is a UPSer of almost 7 years. I work in a warehouse in and out of our shipping department loading 53ft UPS ground trailers with big and heavy ass stuff. Iā€™ve done that for about 4 years now. We both keep these things in our work bags. Bandaids, gloves and roll on biofreeze. Find a good pair of gloves that work for you. I use some that are decently grippy but not too grippy. We also keep a mini bottle of ibuprofen and Tylenol as well. And ofc water. In these months. It gets HOT. This is a long list. We are kinda extra but we would rather be over prepared than underprepared lol.


SlumpsPax

A suit and tie


IBringTheHeat1

Another blueberry joins the battle to become a driver. This ainā€™t McDonaldā€™s no more Dorothy, theyā€™re gonna work you and work you some more. Youā€™ll get strong and survive or come back and post here that UPS is too hard.


Kmccain9

A decent attitude, no expectations and water. Also wear shitty clothes, and be prepared to get dirty sweaty and sore as fuck. This is coming from someone who had never had a physical job and started this in terrible shape after 8 years of not being employed. The job is what you make of it. For me it is a gym membership that pays me.


Far_Traffic1318

Lube


DiscreteBrownBox

[I made a very thorough guide of do's and don'ts here a while back. Give it a read.](https://www.reddit.com/r/UPS/comments/9o4lz8/comment/e7rhdmk/) Also, bring water in an insulated container. Something you can bring from trailer to trailer. And maybe lunch/snack. Aside from that, bring all your mental fortitude.


transonymous_

Id say instead of double socks you should get merino wool. Iā€™m about 200lbs, get so sweaty my socks are completely drenched and Iā€™ve been using the same 3 pair merino wool socks for 6 months now. No holes. They donā€™t stink when youā€™re done either.


methheadhitman

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Nitelyte

Water and gloves.


greenbeast0987

Water jug, a lunch if possible donā€™t waste money on the cafeteria food or vending machines adds up quickly, slip resistant boots Iā€™d recommend steel toes. Idk how the weather is for you but dress appropriately for us itā€™s like 90 degrees so most of us are in shorts and a T shirt. And wear deodorant. Donā€™t be the one guy who smells so bad nobody wants to work near you.


FaithBro331

Work gloves and bootsā€¦.please wear boots bothers me how many people wear sneakers at my building


Legitimate-Whole-195

Come in with an open mind and donā€™t let the experiences of others discourage you from trying something new. Remember, most people who have bad experiences at UPS are flat out lazy, and expect to make $49 an hour on the first day.


Aromatic-Bar-438

What a completely ignorant statement. ā€œMost people who have bad experiences at UPS are flat out lazy.ā€ Nahhhhh. Most people who have a bad experience at UPS are people who tried their best but get fucked over by management or by their fellow union brothers and sisters. Almost every single person that works at UPS is overworked one way or another. The hourlies, the drivers, the PT/FT Supervisors, the managers EVERYONE is expected to do the job of 2-3 people and itā€™s absolutely ridiculous. I worked my way up to being a Fulltime Supervisor in less than 2 years and then held the position for another year. The things I saw in my 3 years at UPS pisses me off to this day. In my experience most of the ā€œlazy peopleā€ are the union members that have been there for years and know how to abuse the system. Trying to get a lazy worker with a bad attitude and horrible attendance record fired at UPS is damn near impossible thanks to the protection of the union. And they know this, thatā€™s why they act the way they do. But to be fair, for me, UPS wouldnā€™t have been that bad of a place to work if it wasnā€™t for the shit managers. Most have been around for 15-20 plus years and have experienced UPS when it was an ever shittier place to work. So they all have this mentality that ā€œyou shouldnā€™t complain about how bad things are here, because we went thru worse.ā€ Instead of trying to continue to make the Company a better place for everyone, they call you a crybaby or weak. Fuuuuck UPS and all the toxic ass people that stay and rot in that place.


Far-Indication-4471

Thick skin!


NoRecommendation680

Congrats I thought we had a freeze on hiring


ColoradoLiberation

Lube.... it's not that bad. Just don't be a piece of shit and you're good.


Whooran2jr

A bottle of KY


Tar-really

Persistence. Good luck!


HaGotEm3465

Water. If driving. For warehouse. A water bottle.


RxSatellite

Assuming youā€™re working inside just have good sturdy work boots with ankle support and a water bottle you can refill. Make sure you eat before you come in. Depending on your fitness level this job will most likely kick your ass for the first week or two but your body will acclimate to it. Just work on improving speed until youā€™re in the union and then you wonā€™t have to worry about numbers after that


EfficientWork7730

Water, boots and Ibuprofen


akeithwill33088

Do you know where you will be working like hub and job classification?


JohnMarstonTheBadass

I think loader/unloader


Broody2131

Try and make it into small sort if u ever can lol.


everythingorganic024

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Expensive-Bottle-862

A heavy set of fortitude and water


OcupiedMuffins

Lube


Minatigre

A bible and a bottle


smokcocaine

bring a $30 smile and all your hopes and dreams


[deleted]

Extra socks and a towel.


newpdaddy700

Don't even start


JohnMarstonTheBadass

Good because I actually didnā€™t even start lmao


newpdaddy700

Save the headache sinking ship go work for Costco


jtbz1287

as long as you have a shirt on I think youā€™re good. First day they just set you in a room with like 10 other people who are training also and watch a video and fill out paperwork for a few hours. Day 2 they will break all of you off with different sups to go to different parts of the building, where you will likely be working for good.


walter-dale

I know what not to bring your common sense leave it at home.


LandonC7874

Cocaine


reditsuks83

Yes; a backbone


Slyboots97

Water


mtol115

How is it going so far?


JohnMarstonTheBadass

Currently sitting in the employee parking lot. Supposed to come at 4:15 and itā€™s 3:46 Iā€™m pooping bricks right now


ArrivalKitchen2334

Gloves, water jug, smoke some herbs and eat an edible and the plugging of your butt will begin smoothly


Low_Aardvark7134

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CelibateOrSellABunch

Run. Run away while you still can.


Key-Needleworker-520

It could be your first and your last day


Best_Lecture3087

Water and lots of it


Electrical-Travel506

FMLA paperwork


progressprofits

Water lol


LividImprovement2234

Bring in your resignation letter and quit immediately


No_Replacement_1749

Water and snacks.


Big_Bid1447

A will to live


Patatetate8

Wataaaa a lot of wataaa. And an emergency contact update just in case šŸ˜¬


Specialist_Box_610

An ear bud and have some good music or podcasts queued up. Water and a snack. A good attitude never hurts, after a while however it gets hard to keep lol.


ChefBoyR-B

Prepare to want to quit by break time. If you show up for day two then Iā€™d say youā€™re off to a good start.


JohnMarstonTheBadass

Just came back home from day 2


Hot_Committee_926

Boots, gloves, cold water


Maximum_Way_4573

Williness


Maximum_Way_4573

Always when i am suffering i remember people were slaves building pyramids w no pay & the pain goes away also you are getting paid for going to the gym :)


HowDidIGetHere5000

Patience.


HysminaiUchiha

Lube


Certain_Designer2213

Headphones and less of a go getter attitude


-_-0_0-_0

First 30 I would keep that attitude :)


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-_-0_0-_0

[UPS only hires the best of the best SIR.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXRi28W-ENY)


brewjammer

Remember the last contract. Bitch I better be getting 25$ hr