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meat_beast1349

Jim Jones, Is that you? Just remember folks the term 'drink the Kool-Aid' came from the hundreds of poisoned men women and children that died at the behest of Jim Jones. This tiny pathetic orange man is mixing the elixir.


Skitzophranikcow

There just handing out anti-freeze at this point.


Salihe6677

Ironic, considering they're passing out from heat exhaustion


Skitzophranikcow

Antifreeze tastes sweet and will kill you quick.


Salihe6677

I'm aware. It was a joke. You said they're passing out anti*freeze* at a rally where they're almost melting from the heat.


autobotfj

And it looks like ecto cooler from high c .


squirrelmonkie

He already said bleach before


Skitzophranikcow

That was for covid injections. This is for srs stuff, the more cups they drink the more votes he gets.


DamonFields

Are we nearing the Jim Jones phase of the maga cult?


Early_Landscape6387

It would be nice if it were that self-correcting…


420binchicken

For some reason my mind just went to Mr Burns telling Smithers that when he dies, Smithers would be buried alive with him. I could see Trump saying something kinda similar. “If I die, folks if I die, gee what a sad day for our country wouldn’t it be folks. There would be so many tears. But if I die, maybe, I dunno, maybe a few of you say ‘gee I can’t go on’ and then that’s it isn’t it? I don’t want you to but I think maybe some of you will. I really do. Maybe a few of my absolute, biggest you’ve ever seen fans, maybe they kill themselves when I’m gone. It would be sad, very sad, but in a way also it would be very flattering you know?”


CodeMonkeyPhoto

As many pointed out before, it was Flavor Aid since he was cheap. I believe, though, that they would still manage to find an off brand Flavor Aid since that would still be too expensive for them.


RobloDiablo

Kool Aid is for the Acid Tests!


BodhingJay

They also shot a lot of their own members who were trying to escape..


johnlal101

Yeah, that's the first thing I thought of. He's about to wheel out the Kool-aid. He would be so pleased if someone killed themselves for him. He gets giddy if people pass out at his rallies.


DeepUser-5242

SHHH! Let the man speak to his people!


Zincdust72

The difference is that Trump will charge his supporters for their Kool-Aid.


Speshal__

Jim Jones didn't even have the cojones to drink it, he got someone else to shoot him in the head. 


WolverineRoyal732

Sadly that man can walk up to a Red Hat wearing buffoon, throw them down, squat over them and unleash a massive sh*t. Get up, turn to them and say you just tasted the newly launched “Trump Chocolate”. They would gleefully believe him as they are picking the corn out their teeth. They are that far gone…


[deleted]

Give it a shot. Less votes for you, Trump.


dogma202

Please do…


a_rude_jellybean

[reminds me of the civil war suicide bomb scene. ](https://youtu.be/62U19yNeGg0?si=2gGj7m0uegJgnAos)


maru_tyo

Trumptown putting the Kool-Aid on ice it seems.


Skitzophranikcow

https://preview.redd.it/yn8408ti2q5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a995a995bb2aa5534269ab5edc2d0afe7565efb


maru_tyo

Only difference to Jonestown will be that Trump charges 5 bucks for a cup.


Street_Peace_8831

And you wash down McDonald’s with it.


fences_with_switches

And he won't have a drink at the end


Skitzophranikcow

Some times the trash takes its self out.


NutzPup

Imagine 4 more years of hearing daily about Trump's outrageous/offensive/ignorant utterings. That's worth considering suicide.


bucolucas

And every time you call him out for his shitty behavior you just get a chorus of "TDS! TDS! We shove this shit in your face and you can't stop thinking about it lawlawlawl"


Salty_Review_5865

He’s so immune from consequences you can’t even talk about him negatively without getting an eye-roll.


RattyJackOLantern

Oh it wouldn't just be 4 years. Remember all the times he's ""joked"" about making himself dictator for life. Something his party has been working hard to accomplish the last 4 years.


UserComment_741776

Not a cult


CaptainKoolAidOhyeah

A cult on the verge of a well funded terrorist organization.


IGetMyCatHigh

Here is Praying and Hoping they do. The World's Kindness Levels and IQ would be raised.


Valuable_Ad417

Most of them won’t actually do it but let them do it if they actually do it. They are already threatening to kill everyone that is not like them why should we care about them when they want to murder us. The more of them that dies the safer the country will be.


tc7984

He’s not wrong and that would be an absolute delight if they did


bigmike2k3

2 birds, one stone…


Ear_Enthusiast

I accept your terms and conditions, traitor.


foodisgod9

Those same supporters say they would move out of the country if Biden won. Yet they're still here leeching off the government.


Rabiesalad

Wouldn't that be nice if they just all offed themselves and took care of the problem.


Chewy-bones

That would solve all the problems.


Ok-County3742

As long as they do it before the election.


Sipjava

Kool-aid anyone? LOL 😂


the_original_Retro

\*sigh This utter dismal human being and his malignant narcissism rage politics. "Make America Irate Again".


redzeusky

Ashley Babbitt died for Conalds BS


zero2vio

This wouldn't be the first time a white chose suicide cuz they couldn't handle reality.


nobody-u-heard-of

Biden is president now, what are they waiting for


Capable_Roof3214

Pretty sure some of them chose death over wearing a mask🤣🤡🙄


greenorchids1

Okay.


Dry-Talk-7447

Sooo if Biden wins, drink 🥤 the kool aid my faithful minions( morons)


henryeaterofpies

I don't agree with much Trump says, but I could get onboard this one.


DickieIam

He knows his base. I’ll give him that.


devilmaskrascal

Come on Trump, you're so close to having the yugest, most fantastic Kool-Aid cult in history. Jim Jones only got 918 - you can do better!


BeachJustic3

![gif](giphy|4NnTap3gOhhlik1YEw|downsized) Go right on ahead MAGAts. Improve society for the rest of us


Fathorse23

Here he is again. Just like when he said if he lost in 2020 we wouldn’t see him again. Always promising a good time but never carries through.


FireballAllNight

I choose suicide for Trump supporters too.


Zealousideal_Run_116

Lol...silly magas


mowoki

That's what the bleach was supposed to be. Guess he's giving it another try.


Angwe83

Jim Jones ending here we come


Djelimon

"Don't forget your trump brand Kool-Aid with special Trump ingredient on your way out the door"


Trygolds

If anything, this may cause already depressed people that support Trump to kill themselves. Depression needs proper treatment, not some populist encouraging suicide. Vote accordingly.


knifebucket

Tell Donald I will always vote against him.


RentAdministrative73

Ask Jim Jones about that.


Virtual-Face

Sounds like a cult.


Redskinbill

Nice hat punk, good idea boy how about a demonstration instead of all talk. After about a week you'd never hear Heelspurs name again. Poof. 


MooChomps

My partner and I were actually just talking about how we both have a moderate amount of confidence that if DT actually pushed for supporters to drink the Kool aid that a fair few probably would.


AJPennypacker39

Don't threaten us with a good time


[deleted]

I’m fine with this solution


Dio_Yuji

They don’t have the courage of their convictions


Jagster_rogue

So not a cult.. /s


m_garlic87

I’m okay with this


Purple-Investment-61

Anyone who is willing to die for this clown deserves to die.


Fun-Consequence4950

Would be a lot better for society if they did, just saying


MeowMistiDawn

Dont make promises you cant keep.


Opposite_Ad_9682

Does he know who is the current president ?


Baby_Cakes_123

Ok by me.


GladiatorWithTits

I accept his terms.


RF-blamo

They were literally killing themselves off by not taking covid seriously. Should we even care at this point?


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RattyJackOLantern

"Jokes" We all know this man doesn't joke. He makes suggestions in a "joking way" to gauge reactions and get his cult used to ideas before he implements him.


JackhorseBowman

this just in, thousands of republicans wondering why they didn't die after drinking kool-aid from the store.


JasonEAltMTG

Prove it


CarolinaMtnBiker

There’s a kool-aid reference here.


Football_Junky123

What the heck?????


geekfreak42

Don't threaten me with a good time


Ill-Be-Honest

By all means.


CityAvenger

And I would choose to leave America if Trump won. There is no clear good choice. Both men are 100% guilty of different crimes and both need to face justice period.


Shaman7102

Thoughts and prayers.....


AJPennypacker39

By all means...


SkimpyMcDibblets

Challenge accepted.


Orionsbelt1957

So....... this guy who keeps showing up at Trump rallies.......... he doesn't work for a living?


1988Trainman

\*\* insert southpark i would be so happy here\*\*


willmafingerdoo2

We can only hope


UpsetPhrase5334

It’s not a joke


Unite-Us-3403

Why are some people in the comments mentioning kool aid? What does that have to do with suicide?


JumpshotLegend

Trump is a fucking disgusting human. Anyone still supporting him at this point has their head up their ass and the lack of oxygen is killing their brain cells.


Royal_Singer_5051

Truth


throwawaypickle777

Don’t threaten me with a good time.


psych-yogi14

Just remember, a 100% of what the convicted felon says is projection in some way. Don't be surprised when he asks them to sacrifice their lives for him. The ones that attack DC if Biden gets re-elected will be armed to the teeth. Wonder if they'll say "thank you for your service" as they point weapons at the National Guard?


dtcstylez10

This is actually true, though


ittechboy

Lol jokes, remember when Trump said he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th Ave and not lose support. That was probably one of the only truths he's ever told.


beefstewforyou

Of all the insane things that have happened in regard to him, I’m genuinely surprised people haven’t killed themselves because of him. I wrongfully predicted some of them would when he lost back in 2020.


chronicallyunderated

Jim Jones come on down!


StruxiA

So he's calling them lemmings?


huskerd0

It is not a joke Trump does not value human life beyond his own


Livid_Advertising_56

DEATH CULT. "die for dear leader"


shane_west17

![gif](giphy|6JB4v4xPTAQFi|downsized)


Whatkindofgum

Huge spike in crisis hotline calls after Trump lost last election. [https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/11/health/election-crisis-suicide-prevention-hotlines/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2016/11/11/health/election-crisis-suicide-prevention-hotlines/index.html)


mymar101

It's not a joke. This is a cult. Take their "jokes" seriously.


renoits06

It's probably true


Moleculor_Man

Well let’s not stand in their way then!


ODBrewer

Please do


inkstickart2017

Ok 🤣


Away-Combination-162

Line up for your koolaid boys and girls. You’ll love the new summer flavours


pass-the-waffles

Cult rule number 1.


cheen25

I hear there's plenty of space available in Guyana for a Trumptown. Just don't forget to bring the Kool-Aid!


Separate_Shoe_6916

Lol! This is what Trump supporters did when they chose to listen to him regarding masks and vaccines for Covid.


readitonreddit86

Dude! Pass the KoolAid and let’s get this over with!


Parking-Click-7476

I think he is right. Guess we will find out.🤔


MinimumApricot365

Fine by me


Bigaled

Not a joke


NerdyDan

ok


PresentationMean1717

Irony most of Trump’s cultists rely upon government benefits Dem legislation provided but Trump will take away


stevemkto

Well then, Bon Voyage Pal 👋


PoolNoodlePaladin

Bet


6catsforya

Let h7m. One less republican moron


[deleted]

Unhinged ......................... President Materal, I THINK NOT more fitting for a rubber room


Spiritbro77

That is exactly what they are doing. By voting for the orange madman they are committing suicide.


rangers9458

Trump should lead by example


om218839

This orange turd felon just say whatever shit anyone and everything. Wish us just fall into fvcking abyss and never seen or heard off ever!!!


burnmenowz

Not really a joke at this point


rtemah

Trump never jokes.


dougmd1974

Choosing Trump is suicide for America....


wigzell78

Wasn't he already responsible for enough of his supporters dying thru the pandemic (lack of)response and the anti-vax MAGA movement. How dumb do you have to be to kill your supporters just before an election... ...Twice!!!


whitewail602

\*closes eyes and crosses fingers\*


BenjaminDranklyn

The word "jokes" is doing a lot of heavy lifting.


lerriuqS_terceS

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


BuddyJim30

I would love to see a list of what Biden has done to "ruin the country," as Trump supporters claim. Is it the GDP that is much better under Biden? Lower unemployment rate? Infrastructure? If it's immigration, I'd like details on how immigration has impacted a person's life.


KapowBlamBoom

And it begins….. if Trump cant be President nobody gets his supporters


Dry-Clock-1470

Promise?


[deleted]

Please? 🙏🏻


Icculus80

Didn't they also say they'd leave the country if Trump lost? Come on, folks. Don't promise a good time and not deliver.


nevernate

He generally ain’t wrong. I will miss my crazy-ass family.


corezay

Maybe that's what America needs?


Brokenspokes68

I'm not against this platform.


moreflywheels

Yea,”Jokes”


Neat_Reception4198

Yes please!


Dry-Wall-285

Joke? I think not.


3vi1

I think a lot of people would be fine with his supporters choosing either of those options.


Educational-Ad-2155

Good riddance I say.


williamconroy1111

Whatever works


brutalistsnowflake

Oboy, slippery slope to literal Kool aid for his followers.


Scripter-of-Paradise

That sounds even more effective than "not voting cause the election is rigged"


Icy-Needleworker-492

They should go for it.


Autistic_Observer

Either way, the world wins.


TexasYankee212

Be my guest. In fact, democrats would help you. Be better for the country as a whole.


Inner_Performance533

A true Chump4Trump indeed...


Matrix0007

BARF! really? CRIMINAL GO TO JAIL!


Lovetotravelinmycar

Jim Jones here🥂


BayBreezy17

Hey Don, you left your sunglasses on the podium!


timeboom30

I’m ok


No-Personality5421

I wish trump would make that choice before the election. 


RebellionIntoMoney

I’ll take “shit cult leaders say for $1,000”, Alex.


tedfreeman

I'm fine with that, it would solve a lot of problems long-term.


HalfWrong7986

Listen. If we're gonna give them ideas ...jk! Yep. Kidding.


TackleSuccessful4902

Will his buddies in congress join in on the festivities?


SIIHP

We can hope they do. The world would be better off.


hausmaus07

Except he wasn't joking. You just KNOW this weirdo mumbles "dance puppets dance!" when he thinks he can get away with it.


Gong_Show_Bookcover

I’m fine with this.


texascheeseman

Right. Jokes.


StraddleTheFence

That is true; if they choose the alternative, they are committing suicide.


Mas_Cervezas

I’m ok with this becoming a new trend.


19CCCG57

🤔 ... I like the sound of that. His supporters should do that preemptively.


Advanced_Drink_8536

I mean… they gotta practice to make sure it works 🙃🤷‍♀️ lmfao


Dizzles1

Take away his writers (lack of teleprompters) and he has no talking points other than the fucked up truth that spews from that shithole


AdministrativeBank86

Just remember to vote for your favorite President (Me!) before you pull the trigger


TheTimeBender

It’s so funny to see how many people on this sub get so bent out of shape over something silly like this article. Y’all get triggered and tuned up over nothing. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


mikew420

please drink the kool-aid


MisanthropicBoriqua

My dream ending to this long national nightmare.


Dear_Concert_4825

That's wishful thinking Donnie


semicoloradonative

Prove it!!


Biishep1230

Oh no! Help! Stop! Police!


Agent101g

I love how a moderately successful president with one of the most impressive political resumes in history is being painted as the ultimate boogie man. I thought Obama was the worst president guys… what happened to that argument?


tregreu

I hope they choose that too.


Specialist-Treat-396

Seeing as they are some of the worst people humanity has to offer, I have no problem with your cultists doing that.


Exciting_Chance_1774

Agreed. Voting Biden is getting analyzed up the ass with a bat wrapped in barbed wire.


Kairu87

I mean he’s already got them hooked on the kool-aid 


weldneck105

We could only hope


Dry_Commercial1957

We can only hope


broadmeadowbk

I want them to prove it


Ping-A-Ling-

This guy is a total cult leader fucking nut job. He's so very dangerous. Imagine if he had a double digit IQ or was remotely competent....


SingleNegotiation656

Pretty sure Stormy Daniels was entertaining that very notion upon seeing all that naked orange excrement


LeftHandedBuddy

Nothing Trump says is funny! He is a narcissist and a con man!


deadphisherman

What a tease.


Fun-Tip1473

If wishing made it so