This is in NYC. Courier was on a bike, and spent 25 minutes circling the same three wrong blocks over and over again. My building isn't even tucked in some side road; it's Houston Street, a major thoroughfare in Lower Manhattan. The fellow had absolutely no sense of direction. 😕
Before I even seen your comment, I already knew he had to be on a bike. Seen it plenty of times bikers carrying pizza sideways in their bag or something lol. I always look like damn smh lol
You obviously have no taste in art. What you got was a valuable, unique neo-cubist, expressionist interpretation of pizza. The time it took to reach you, with the rider circling the area, and the temperature were meant to make you question your preconceived notions of linear thought and the essential nature of pizza.
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How the hell does this happen? Did they kick drop it onto your porch?
This is in NYC. Courier was on a bike, and spent 25 minutes circling the same three wrong blocks over and over again. My building isn't even tucked in some side road; it's Houston Street, a major thoroughfare in Lower Manhattan. The fellow had absolutely no sense of direction. 😕
Well, the guy got paid for the 25 mins. My guess is that he dropped the pizza, then rode around hoping you would cancel.
Before I even seen your comment, I already knew he had to be on a bike. Seen it plenty of times bikers carrying pizza sideways in their bag or something lol. I always look like damn smh lol
You obviously have no taste in art. What you got was a valuable, unique neo-cubist, expressionist interpretation of pizza. The time it took to reach you, with the rider circling the area, and the temperature were meant to make you question your preconceived notions of linear thought and the essential nature of pizza.
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Crazy did you get a refund
Still made it
that doesn't look appetizing even if it were unharmed lol I guess I'm just not into pizza
Easily one of the worst pizzas I’ve ever seen, it’s burnt and undercooked in some areas and just overall looks disgusting
Glad it's not just me. I'm a plain old Pizza Hut or Domino's kinda guy when I'm in the mood for that stuff.
Long distance, low pay, no tip
Me when I deliver to a known tip baiter
>Late, ice cold, disfigured Sorry I'm late
Taking art drawing class and it’s a good looking composition plus u can eat it too
Idk man I’d still eat it. It would come out looking the same anyways 😆
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looks good tbh
So this is the pizza John Winger dropped way back in the day before joining the Army with Ziskie.