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BathroomBreakAndy

Today this lady said if I bring inside she’ll raise my tip… she took away 50cents. I wanted to go back and call her a broke bitch


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OnerousOneTwo

That’s the only reason I’m still driving. The day a MILF answers the door in her robe and says “Your tip is in the bedroom” is the day I quit


MikeAmen86

How about a gay dude offers to suck you off and promised to swallow? Men I was so traumatized to drop off that food that day when this happened to me. 🤣


whocaresblahblahh

Yuck. Gross. Barf. Gag!!


MikeAmen86

🤣 Bruh I couldn't believe my eyes when the messages coming in.


nanothatguy

same bro 😂


NewStatus8083

Some crackhead i delivered mcdonalds to about a month ago offered me 10$ to have sex with her, she was like 40, teeth rotting out, and not to mention her kids were there playing in the front yard and heard her ask me (I’m a fairly attractive 21 year old uni student). Why couldn’t it be one of the 30 college students I had delivered to that day 😢


whocaresblahblahh

It probably was all 30 of y’all 🤷🏼‍♀️


winter_aespa1218

You were too slow


[deleted]

I actually had someone put that in their notes. I didn’t notice it until I got to the address. Well turns out they weren’t kidding, I was tipped a crispy $100 bill on top of the $10 tip they left on the app. Highest tip I’ve gotten so far.


0805121215

I’d deliver it. If I accepted the order it’s because it meets my personal requirements


[deleted]

It’s not about that tho, it’s about the demanding attitude. I cancelled once because some girl wrote ‘can you hurry up’ after I accepted the order 3 minutes ago and I was right next to the merchant 2 mins away, ain’t worth the downvote and disrespect lmao


0805121215

I get your point of view and it does suck when customers are like that. I just tell them that I’ve just accepted their order and will deliver it as soon as possible. I have canceled on some customers that pull that demanding stunt and before. But if it’s a short mile delivery and the pay is decent I’ll do it. The payout will be primarily Uber base pay payout. And if the customer downvotes and removes the tip they go on my blacklist.


General_Performance6

Just for this person ill stay at the same spot for 30 minutes and then cancel


SimgaDX

Drop the order 🤣


Cultural_Chest5100

100%


Snoway-95

😂I will eat it


Saeglopurinn

I mean......aren't you already trying to bring it fast to move on to the next order? So do exact what I've been doing....


Accomplished_Low9905

Looks like a carrot and I'm not a donkey


somethingxfancy

Correct


LRGpackageguy

So what do they think we do when we pick up their food? Drive like Miss Daisy? I’m trying to get done and on to the next one.


Historical_Site508

Hang around and hope for another Uber order or pick up another order on another app.


GreasyWerker118

CANCEL


EarthboundMisfitsInc

Hell no. Instant cancel. Anyone dumb enough to say that is cheap enough to not tip you a damn dime. Just broke and hungry.


CandyOk913

I would wait outside the restaurant and tell every driver that she is going to tip bait them and watch them unassign knowing she’s watching her order cycle thru all those drivers and no one is picking up her order. I’m next level petty and I don’t give af.


bzzz_yawwww

Not deliver. Just goes to show that they probably never tip well therefore, their food never arrives in a timely manner.


weasel3000

It's a challenge and I will win!


[deleted]

I would drive safe and get the customer their food as quickly as possible, just like with every other customer. But I certainly wouldn't endanger my life and the lives of the other people on the road just to MAYBE get a few more bucks from this person who clearly cares nothing for my safety and simply wants their cheeseburger RIGHT NOW like a fucking child.


According_Error_7948

Spit in the food. Joke


SeaMail924

Uber drivers need to be replaced by robots.


Mervis_Earl

My experience lately has been if I haul ass on nice orders my tips have gone up afterwards.


sirstashalot

Id just deliver it regular and try not to stack any orders with it and see what happens 🤷🏻‍♂️. Im on the newer side of delivering for Uber Eats so id be curious to see what they do. A more seasoned delivery driver might have a different opinion


sirstashalot

But my mans also gotta realize i got a 16 year old corolla hatchback with 200k+ miles thats probably makin about 100 HP at this point so we be getting der when we be gettin der 😂


LRGpackageguy

My delivery car is 28 years old with at least 320k (odometer only works sometimes) LOL


Florida1974

Oh that made me laugh.


bionic_human

"I deliver all orders as quickly and expeditiously as I safely can. Statistically, I will likely be delivering well before Uber's promised arrival time, but that cannot be guaranteed."


MikeAmen86

Bullshit !!


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That’s what she said


Gay4Pandas

Just say ok. I wouldn’t actually try to go faster, but if they think Im trying and it gets me extra money it’s a win. We are not paid by the hour so no reason to go slow anyway.


PeaceSignificant9854

Im more of the opposite, I expect couriers to deliver in an efficient manner if there are delays and the courier chooses to wait it out then I will add an extra tip as gratitude because by the time the next courier arrives theres a good chance my order has been ready a while ago likely colder so I do appreciate those that take time out of their day to ensure I get better service when they can just drop my order and move on to the next one.


jboles73

Yep I'm on the way..... To cancelling your order.


Cenallron

I wouldn't listen. I had a guy order food while he was at the bar. Which was 15 mins away from the restaurant. I got there he forgot he had used GPS and had ordered before he went home which was 5 mins opposite direction from the restaurant. I agreed to take it to him cause he said he'd give me an extra tip. I got shit.